[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Since Jason "blundered" and called Bruce "Dad", the relationship between the adoptive father and son was once in a super embarrassing situation.You must know that the relationship between the two of them has not been very good before this.

Even back in the Batcave, Bruce looked preoccupied, which made Barbara Gordon immediately aware that something was wrong with him.

"Bruce, what's on your mind?"

Bruce, who was researching the latest bat suit, shook his head subconsciously. Just as he was about to explain, he heard Barbara say again: "Don't rush to deny it, first look at your two mechanical arms that are reversed."

Bruce, "..."

"Let me guess what the cold-blooded and ruthless Mr. Wayne is thinking, isn't he thinking about whether he is a qualified father... or something like that?" Barbara raised her eyebrows and looked at Bruce. Wheelchair bound, she'll fly to New York almost immediately to share the big gossip with her buddies.

The idea was exposed by Barbara. Fortunately, he can already switch back and forth between Bruce and Batman. For example, at this moment, Mr. Wayne, who turns into a talkative max as soon as he puts on a suit, raised his eyebrows, "Am I unqualified? "

Barbara smirked and answered him, "Do you want me to tell the truth or lie?"

【——Testing the oracle's true thoughts... The test is complete.

Bruce Wayne, the No.1 patient with severe schizophrenia in Gotham. Although he is dark, depressed, and restrained, the eldest son ran away from home for several years and did not return. Safe, but there is always a black air hanging over his forehead, and the youngest son even let me die all day long, but he always thinks he is a good father. 】

Barbara & Bruce: ? ? ?

【—Hello everyone, I am reporting the name of the dish.I'm sorry for temporarily intruding into the security system of the Batcave. I want to state in advance that I'm not interested in spying on your privacy. I'm just here to deliver the courier. 】

After speaking, the system disappeared, but Barbara's computer automatically received a compressed file.

Bruce, who was too shocked to make a sound the whole time, stood there awkwardly for a while. This is the most reliable security system in the world!It took Bruce a long time to say, "It's time to strengthen the firewall of the Batcave." Fortunately, he kept laughing at Tony, and now Bruce finally understood Tony's feelings.

……

New York City.

Jason's expression was not that good either. If he had known in advance that Hannibal's joint system had created the prank, he wouldn't have made such a big embarrassment!Thinking of this, Jason planned to run outside for a parkour exercise among dozens of high-rise buildings to calm his mood.

【——It’s fine if you don’t thank me for promoting the relaxation of the relationship between your father and son, why do you still scold me? 】

Hearing the name of Jason's heartfelt report, he expressed disbelief.

Ah.Jason sneered. He felt that he was really superior, so he could hear the feeling of grievance from the emotionless mechanical sound of the system.

"Welcome Mr. Wilson to the staff canteen, the good clown is at your service."

As soon as he heard the name Wilson, Jason, who was still talking, stopped immediately.Sure enough, a tall, muscular man was slowly coming from the night.Tony, who was eating, couldn't help complaining, "Is there any one-eyed character popular this year?" He has already seen three people wearing one-eyed black eyepatch in the staff cafeteria.

Compared to the ridicule of the Avengers, the Robins became nervous.If they guessed correctly, the physical characteristics of this young man, and the weapon in his hand, Tim wondered while nervous, "Now even Deathstroke has someone cospy?"

Slade Deathstroke, Ben Wilson, of course heard the whispers of the Robins, and his expression remained indifferent.A few months ago, his head was sliced ​​into two pieces. After 16 days of coma, he woke up in an old castle in a mountain. After waking up, the death knell found him... unexpectedly rejuvenated! The 20-year-old physical age makes him full of youthful vitality. At the same time, he resumes his old career and once again fights on the battlefield as a mercenary. He is bound to replace Batman, kill the Justice League, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life!

First stop, New York!

It's not that Deathstroke knew that Batman was in New York, but the location of the mission he received... Oh, it smells so good!

As a genius mercenary with a brain development level of 90%, Slade looked around and locked on the twittering Avengers. For the assassination mission, the Avengers are a very unfavorable obstacle.There are also the waiters in this restaurant. Although these boys look like idiots, they can tell at a glance that these young people who hide their true strength are not easy to deal with.As for the girl at the door who was wearing a pink maid outfit and made his stomach churn instantly, his force value was 0, which can be ignored.

After quickly understanding the surrounding environment, Deathstroke decided to wait for the Avengers to leave before waiting for an opportunity.

"order!"

"Sorry sir, the menu changes every day. We order by scanning the QR code here." Before Robin Bird could answer, the clown was one step ahead of them and stood beside the death knell, providing the most extreme service with a smile.

Deathstroke, "..." He lost some of his memories after regaining his youth, such as his social account numbers and passwords.Deathstroke, who has no friends, has never thought of building another one, which is why it took months for the guy to get his first business.

The most important thing is that because of being too poor, Deathstroke can only buy an old phone... and the old phone doesn't even have a camera!

Noticing the customer's embarrassment, the clown is most willing to help out, "Next, the clown will provide Mr. Wilson with the service of reporting the name of the dish. Today is the Chinese food day in the staff cafeteria. Our menu includes: Stir-fried yellow beef with cured pork feet with chopped pepper fish head Lettuce, sour cabbage, steamed lamb, steamed bear’s paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose…”

"Stop, stop, stop!" Seeing the clown recite the name of the dish like pi, Ashe quickly stopped the system.

The name of the fake dish that I had a lot of fun playing with the clown:

【——Joker·Mana's name is obviously very happy to read.jpg】

Ashe proposed a single meal for Death Knell who came to the cafeteria for the first time, and Death Knell readily agreed and his eyes lit up.That's right, this lady is the target of his assassination this time. After thinking about it, he added, "Can you develop/ticket?"

"Of course." Ashe smiled "sweetly" at the mercenary. Her snow-white skin set off her smile so beautifully that Deathstroke couldn't help feeling sorry for her; and Luo, who also witnessed this "death smile", The three of Bin: Why did they feel a very cold breath?

After a full meal, the death knell finally waited for the three Avengers to leave. Now there are only three idiots with no force value and two ordinary people with zero force value left in the spacious room. It is the right time to do something.

【--Hi! 】

Just as the death knell picked up his European long sword and wanted to choke his throat, an unharmonious voice came to his mind.

Deathstroke was taken aback, but this did not prevent him from performing his mission.Since he lost part of his memory, various hallucinations have often appeared in his mind, and he is categorizing this mechanical sound here.

[——I don’t know why Hydra tried to get Captain America’s blood sample, obviously you also have "super serum" on your body!And you are a mercenary, just ask you to buy it. ] The voice was still talking to itself, and even began to ask and answer by itself. [Almost forgot, Hydra is already bankrupt, they can't afford it. 】

At this point, the death knell stabbed Ashe's back with a long sword at the fastest speed. The Robins finally realized the danger of Ashe, and with their reaction speed, even if they wanted to stop it, it would be too late 0.01 seconds.

Ashe can be said to die

...this kind of thing will never happen!

【—Let's play a game together!One, two, three wooden people, don't speak and don't move! 】

The long sword was only 1 cm away from Ashe, but the death knell unexpectedly stopped moving, as if someone suddenly pressed the pause button.

Some people don't see that the moves are fast and ruthless. Once the movements are decomposed frame by frame, each frame is an emoticon package.For example, our Mr. Deathstroke, Dick and Jason even stopped their work to study carefully, "Excuse me, what kind of Dapeng show is this?"

The only eyes that can move are rolling, expressing the death knell's desire to survive.He used his 90% developed brain to analyze it, thinking that there must be some hallucinogen in the air. After all, he had secretly checked the ingredients, and there was nothing wrong with it.

【—— System Reminder!Your reasoning, is wrong.

Enter the normal process below, danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: murderous intent from mercenaries.

Virus source: Slade Wilson.

Searching for "Wilson" related information... Search completed.

Deathstroke, the top three international mercenaries who only serve money.During a certain mission, due to an accident, he reverted to his old age and lost part of his memory.I don’t know if it’s due to psychological reasons. I often dream of a woman holding a child rushing out of the street and shouting to him, “Husband, I finally found you! Son, call Dad!”

That's right, poor Deathstroke hasn't remembered that he has two sons the same age as Robin Tsai, and a daughter. 】

Deathstroke: Unbelievable.jpg

It's not that he hasn't searched for his own information in Internet cafes, and he may find very few useful materials. Also, an excellent mercenary will definitely maintain an excellent sense of mystery!

【—I can answer this question for you.Your sons use "Death Knell" as their idol, but they don't know that their father is Death Knell~

Closer to home, the death knell of losing one eye, except for the eyes that can never be recovered, the self-healing ability of other parts of the body is extremely powerful.

In terms of liking firearms, I believe that I have a lot in common with Red Hood.

When I had no income, I became obsessed with a game of eating chicken, and I really liked to aim with the missing eye, but I always hit a hundred shots.He used his personal experience to prove a truth: e-sports does not need eyesight!

Processing method: bittern incense death knell.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

After speaking, the system was still talking to itself: "I don't know what the taste of fresh meat turned from old bacon is?"

At this time, an inexplicable sense of black fear struck, and even my ears were buzzing.Deathstroke stared at Ashe, who had a smirk on her face. It was obvious that she had chosen the first option with her mouth.

[——Brine Fragrance Death Knell, 1 minute countdown.

Please Mr. Deathstroke complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

Designate one person to drink the "honesty potion" in your pocket. 】

The moment the system announced the task, the control was released, and Deathstroke finally regained the initiative of the body.At the same time, he can conclude that these unimaginable and weird behaviors must have something to do with the owner of this restaurant.

Since he didn't know what was going to happen next, he decided to "obey" that super-beaten voice first.

But who should you choose as your target?

The death knell's eyes swept over one by one again, different from the indifferent inspection just now, this time with a bit of banter.Sure enough, everyone lowered their heads in unison, avoiding their gazes.

Ashe, who witnessed this scene, couldn't help complaining in her heart: "What kind of strange scene is this where the teacher names students in class?"

Although this guy was here to kill him, Ashe still winked and hinted at him regardless of previous suspicions, "Go and get that black jacket and jeans, yes, the one that is the strongest and looks the heaviest!"

As soon as Ashe finished hinting at the death knell, she met Jason's f**k eyes of "I have nothing to do with you".

"The good guy and the clown are intended to be an experiment." Because the task is related to everyone present, the system's voice is released to the public.The clown, who has been reduced from a good guy to a good guy, intended to be that victim!

"Oh, no! Clown!" Everyone even had the same hypocritical expressions, their faces were full of worry, but their eyes were saying, "Clown, go!"

"Report the name of the dish, have you noticed that there is a halo behind the clown, he looks like this, why do I think of the Virgin Mary?"

【—Yes, those who hear it are really sad, and those who see it cry.

Congratulations to the clown for triggering the "Holy Mother" buff, and a mission pass card will be rewarded.Including but not limited to various main missions, side missions, and invitation missions. 】

All the envious eyes from the onlookers turned to the clown.

"Then you." The death knell, who suffers from choice phobia, pointed at the clown, and now he just wants to make a quick decision.

【——Mission through card successfully used, congratulations to the clown for escaping.

Please Mr. Deathstroke relocate the target audience. 】

The candidates who had just breathed a sigh of relief and immediately held their breath had wtf on their faces: Is there still such an operation?

……

Under the persuasion of the oracle "If there is a problem, we must solve the problem", Batman, who has locked himself in the Batcave for several days, finally made up his mind and flew his Bat fighter from Gotham to Manhattan overnight. In the cafeteria, I saw a familiar face.

"You are..." Batman frowned, "Little Deathstroke, the son of Deathstroke?"

Batman is one of the few people who has seen the true face of the original Deathstroke.

God TM Little Death Knell, Slade Wilson said sternly, "I am Little Death Knell's father, the great death knell who rejuvenates his youth."

"Oh?" Batman suddenly looked at the other person subconsciously when he heard this imaginative word—beep!Then he quickly withdrew his gaze and coughed softly, "What are you doing?"

The rhythm was almost disrupted by Batman's sudden visit. After Batman's reminder, everyone finally returned to the atmosphere just now.

【——The countdown is 3 seconds. 3...]

"I choose Batman." The result is obvious.

Batman rushing to smash into the pot: what happened?Is it too late for him to run now?

Of course it was too late.

The moment Bruce was about to run, his feet were as if stuck to the ground, and he couldn't take a step.

No!His face was wrinkled with resistance and struggle, and every part of his facial features was also struggling with resistance.

Everything was in vain, the death knell had pried open Batman's mouth and poured the "honest potion" into him.

At the same time, the familiar cheerful rhythm played in the huge cafeteria, and under the delighted eyes of audience friends, the system started to speak again.

[——The death knell mission was successfully transferred.

Enjoy next time, Honest Batman. 】

In the decades since the mercenary Deathstroke received and completed the mission, he has experienced a lot of fighting and killing, but this is the first time that such a sand sculpture situation has occurred.In an instant, he was possessed by the cheapie next door, lifted up the small bench, and began to appreciate what an honest Batman is.

[——Question: Please, Mr. Batman, describe your patron Bruce Wayne. 】

The question is not so inhumane.

"Handsome, sexy, wealthy, talented, and at the same time the most popular in Gotham. In a city like Gotham, the Wayne Group can be ranked second in the world. I'm not exaggerating. If Mr. Wayne was born in New York, it would be impossible There's nothing like Stark." Bruce didn't expect him to be so fluent in boasting himself, and although the dog-licking skills passed through his Batman's hoarse voice seemed very strange, it seemed to be his true thoughts That's right.

Bruce could feel that these words were spoken under the influence of the "honesty potion", without passing through his mind at all.

As for the audience friends, their "vomiting" expressions are also extremely real.

[——Question ②: Ask Mr. Batman to describe Mr. Wayne's good friend Iron Man Tony Stark. 】

"Oh that insole man!" After saying this, Bruce regretted it.If he could control his hands, he would have covered his mouth tightly, or taped it with the strongest tape in the world, but he can't, he can only hear himself saying bad things about Tony for 5 minutes without a breath .

Bruce Batman Wayne, "Emm..."

The onlookers said, "...I didn't expect this to be Batman."

[——Question ③: Please, Mr. Batman, evaluate your father-son relationship with several generations of Robin. 】

Bruce felt like a prey that had been stared at for a long time, and was falling into the hunter's system step by step, and Barbara, who tried his best to persuade him to come to New York, was definitely an accomplice in reporting the name of the dish!A long period of silence passed, and he still said nothing.It seems that even the "honesty potion" can't sort out Batman's complex emotions.

In the somewhat depressing silence, the system also stuck.

Ashe raised her eyebrows, she just felt that she couldn't understand Bruce more and more.

Everyone in Gotham says the clown is the craziest and most complicated person, no one can understand the clown.But why not Batman?He and the clown are two extreme opposites, one falls in redemption, and the other goes mad in killing.

Sometimes Ashe even imagined what it would be like if their personalities switched.

"Enough." This time it was the death knell that sounded.He felt that he had been bewitched by an evil spirit, so he really "looked lively".Within a few minutes of Ashe's loss of consciousness, Deathstroke suddenly regained his consciousness as a mercenary, and he f**k immediately, ready to overthrow everyone.

Batman's eyeballs rolled around, his eyes were very obvious, "This death knell is going to kill people, why don't you unlock me? Are you waiting to die?"

【--Oops!There is a bug in the task! 】

Accompanied by the whistling sound of electric current, the sound of the system is intermittent, which seems to be a real bug.

The current situation is very bad. The sober Death Knell can move freely, but Batman can't even move a finger. As for Robin's three-bird team... Death Knell first lifted Batman who was in the way, and threw him out of the tall building. Poor Batman is about to achieve this year's broken back achievement.

Together, Dick and the others are no opponents of Death Knell, just like the gourd baby saving Grandpa, they were all overturned by Death Knell, unable to get up.

Seeing that Batman, who has lost his ability to move, has a high chance of being half disabled...

"Mr. Batman!" Just as Bruce fell from a height, a thin hand grabbed him in time.

It's the clown!

The weight of Batman's muscles is not light, coupled with his bat suit, the whole weight is not something the Joker can afford.The pulling feeling made him grin his teeth in pain, but he still pulled the big guy up with all his strength, "It was you...holding me before, and now...it's my turn...holding you!"

"Joker..."

"Mr. Batman..." The two looked at each other in the dark, Batman had a complicated expression on his face, and the corner of the Joker's mouth also raised a gentle arc.

If the filter is smaller and fresher, this scene looks like a romance movie.

【—I'm crying, how about you? 】

A system that is broken at a critical moment always recovers at such a time.

Just when Deathstroke was finally about to attack Ashe... The commission for this mission was quite a lot. Deathstroke was already fantasizing about the final payment, and then kicked away by Ashe who couldn't bear it, and hadn't reacted from the sudden twirling , Jason's muscular other leg pressed him to the ground again.

Jason and Ashe, who finally got up reluctantly, had a perfect cooperation and successfully suppressed the death knell.

Death Knell, who was spitting out blood, finally realized that the girl's foot almost killed him, and all his internal organs were displaced. Even with his outstanding self-healing ability, it would take several days to recover. "Damn it!" he cursed, "The Invincible Vajra!"

Ash:? ? ?

If the clown hadn't attracted Ashe's attention, she would have beaten Deathstroke back to life again.So angry!

As far as Ashe could see, the atmosphere of tears was gradually disappearing, and familiar scenes emerged in the clown's mind, and those memories about Gotham, the clown, and Batman were picked up by him.The Joker stared at Batman with wide eyes, his eyes frantic, "I've got you, Batman!"

Sharp laughter pierced the long night, and he came back.