[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Avengers base.

"I understand the truth, but Scott..." Ashe looked at the two miniature little guys on the table, "You turned into Ant-Man and Groot arm-wrestling, do you want us to call you 'baby' too?" ?”

If it weren't for the risk of Casey becoming Ant-Man, Scott really wanted the two of them to play with Groot.By the way, Scott, who had already lost [-] games in a row, shook his hand that was sore from the bark friction, and pretended to smile at Groot, "Your hands are really strong!"

Returning to normal size, Scott played with Groot while listening to Tony's serious face on the phone.

"Sorry, the user you are calling is not in the service area." Tony couldn't understand, Nick Fury's BB machine can successfully summon Captain Marvel outside the galaxy, why his high-tech mobile phone grafted with cosmic communication technology can't get through all the time Where's the Guardians of the Galaxy phone?

"Hey little guy, how did you get from space to Earth?"

Groot seemed to like Ashe's hands, the sweet, creamy taste of her palms.Groot likes to lie on Ashe's palm the most, holding one of her fingers and sleeping soundly.

Compared with the bewildered Avengers, Ronan was more excited.After all, he has lived on the earth for so long, except for the superman who has settled on the earth all year round, he has never seen other aliens.It’s true, now that the whole universe knows that the superheroes on Earth are vicious and have big tempers, everyone doesn’t want to come to Earth to touch porcelain.

Chaoyingzhong: Who are you talking about?Who is angry?

In short, he finally met a foreigner, or the little tree man who had played against him before. Ronan, who had been "terraformed" unknowingly, did not realize it. He began to develop delicate emotions that humans only have. .

Ronan tried to show his closeness to Groot, and at the same time, he secretly planned, seeing that everyone liked Groot so much, maybe they could still love the house, and these superheroes would not be so resistant to themselves.

As it turned out, Ronan was overthinking again.As soon as someone let him get close to Groot, the little guy immediately shivered and curled up, as if he had done something very excessive to Groot... Thinking about it carefully, it was indeed quite excessive.

A group of superheroes immediately protected Groot, and Steve, full of sense of justice, criticized him seriously, "Ronan the Accuser, you can kill such a small Treeman, do you still have a conscience?" gone?"

"No." Ronan answered him subconsciously, "We Kree people are all blue hearts."

Superheroes, "..."

This incident ended with Tony bringing a "bad guys stay away" device to Ronan. As long as he is 30 meters away from Groot, Ronan's body will sound a buzzing alarm. Ronan: The villain has no human rights !

After solving Ronan, it is not an option for Groot to stay by Poison Ivy's side.Regardless of Pamela's reluctant eyes, the avengers unanimously decided to bring the little tree back to the avengers base.It was Ashe who comforted Pamela, "It's not that they don't trust you, the main reason is that they are afraid that the Penguin and the Riddler will teach the children badly."

Penguin & Riddler: ? ? ?

In short, although everyone doesn't know how Groot suddenly appeared on the earth, they can only wait for his teammates to pick him up and go home.

And the members of the guards who are light years away are singing and dancing because they don't have to breastfeed their babies for the time being.

……

It was another day when Aixi was in a good mood. As soon as Aixi was in a good mood, she not only opened business earlier, but also opened a takeaway day for the cafeteria.

Facing the excited gazes of Barry and Pietro, Ashe honorably handed over this task to Jason, "This cafeteria does not accept minors."

"What's the matter with Damian?" Pietro pouted, expressing his dissatisfaction.

Ashe glanced at Damian who hadn't cleaned the ground ten times, and answered casually, "He's here to participate in the Transfiguration Meter."

The first place to place the order was the hospital where Harley practiced. Since the clown did the work of three people alone, Jason planned to ask the leisurely Dick to deliver the food together, but Ashe refused, "Dick, don't you Go. I'm afraid you won't come back after you go."

"Why?" Dick and Jason wondered at the same time.

"..." Ashe thought for a while, and quickly made up a reason, "I'm afraid that Harley will take a fancy to your... ass, it will be bad if you can't hold it."

"No, Ms. Ashe." The clown standing upright at the door raised a confident smile, "I believe in my Hani."

"Your Hani is so beautiful, it's because we don't believe Dick." Tired of explaining, Ashe faced Jason's "???" gaze, and she directly killed the clown with a "You pig teammate, if you say another word, I'll kill you!" The clown immediately looked away, looked outside, and took back the sentence "I am a volunteer, so I didn't charge a penny".

In this way, under Ashe's persuasion, Jason started "Parkour Takeaway" alone.

Soon, Jason regretted it.

Halle, sitting in the front desk, was concentrating on her nail polish, admiring her multicolored, crystal-clear iridescent nails from time to time with satisfaction, until a shadow engulfed her.As soon as Harry looked up, he saw the mighty and majestic Jason walking towards her with a takeaway.After taking her share, Harley pointed to the inner office, signaling Jason that her boss was waiting for him inside.

"Excuse me... er... Hannibal?" Jason wondered, the name was a bit familiar, and for some reason, an inexplicable chill came to his heart, he always felt that he had seen this name before, "Excuse me, is it Hannibal?" Dr. Rector? I'm here to deliver food for you."

"What's your name?" Dr. Rector's voice was quite gentle, with an elegant aristocratic temperament.

Jason was taken aback, now he wants to blow up his family when delivering food?He quickly realized that it should be due to the doctor's frequent consultations, occupational diseases, he can understand, "Jason Todd."

"Oh?" The people inside paused, and their tone quickly returned to normal, "Come in, Jason."

Jason pushed the door open and walked in. The office with half-drawn curtains was dimly lit and connected to a room next door, but the room was locked, and there might be money or something. After all, psychiatrists are high-paying professions.Jason, who has perfectly integrated into the identity of "delivery boy", carefully placed the takeaway box on the desk, "Dr. Lackert, please use it slowly." After speaking, he planned to leave.

"Wait a minute." Hannibal stopped him coldly.

Jason paused, "?"

"Sorry, please give me some time to check whether there are any mistakes or omissions in the takeaway." Hannibal's voice was polite, "This is my personal habit, please forgive me."

Jason expressed his full understanding. After all, psychologists always have special hobbies, big or small, which makes them appear professional.

"Can you close the door for me?" Hannibal narrowed his eyes slightly. "I'm not used to bright light. Please, Jason."

"No problem." Jason closed the door for Hannibal without hesitation. This door is fully automatic, and it will automatically lock once closed. It seems that Dr. Lackert has a technological dream in his heart.

Jason looked at Hannibal, the meticulous psychiatrist. He was wearing a suit that was ironed and perfectly tailored to look like it was tailor-made for him. Jason guessed that the suit might have come from a high-end suit tailor shop under Kingsman Academy. ;The way he opened the takeaway box was too detailed, but the movements were a bit slow.Jason's irritable factor was about to be aroused, so he could only restrain himself as much as possible, kept smiling, and kept repeating in his heart, "Be civilized and polite! Anyone who swears is an idiot!"

"Why didn't Dick Grayson come?" Dr. Lecter asked casually as if thinking of something.

"He's not as fast as I am. He's mainly responsible for sweeping the floor and cleaning the tables." Jason thought of the clown girl outside, and he would never tell the "truth" to destroy their brotherhood.

"That's right." Hannibal nodded, then sighed softly, "It's a pity, I really like his butt."

???

Jason was stunned. What did Dr. Lackert say just now?Like dick's ass...ass...ass?

Jason resisted the excitement of patting his head, recalling Harry's iridescent nails when he entered the door, what an obvious cue it was!If Harry heard Jason's inner voice at this time, he would definitely ask, what did she imply?

It never occurred to Jason that Dr. Lecter's sexual orientation was boys. Maybe he had secretly liked Dick for a long time.

It's so exciting!Jason, who had already imagined an 80-episode TV series, looked at Hannibal with a face of "I understand, I understand", but he didn't want the other party to say, "But you are also pretty good."

Now Jason couldn't laugh anymore, he waved his hands again and again, forcing a smile on his face, "No, no, Dr. Rector, you misunderstood, I can't."

Hannibal showed a smile looking at his prey, "Of course you can." He paused, rolled up his cuffs and continued, "Before that, I will take off the mini camera on your belt."

Jason:? ? ?

……

"It's over!"

In the staff cafeteria, everyone who was watching the excitement with great interest shouted.

Just half an hour ago, as soon as Jason stepped out of the staff cafeteria, Ashe turned on the monitoring screen with his back foot, watching Jason humming a little song all the way, happily doing all kinds of desperate extreme sports in the high altitude of New York .Ashe thought to himself, it's a good thing he had the foresight to pack the takeout tightly, otherwise, when Jason arrived at the destination, he would guarantee that there would be no leftovers.

And when Hannibal asked about Dick's butt, Dick, who understood Jason's tone, couldn't help exclaiming, "What is this guy thinking about?"

Even the Avengers who routinely ate and joined in the fun were laughing.

Until Hannibal's face got closer, I have to say, such a face like a god of death, but still so handsome, even Doctor Strange, who finally came to the Avengers base for a meeting in 800 years, couldn't help but admire, "It turns out that removing the dark circles, Iker Casillas is so handsome in a suit! It's a pity that they are all villains."

The screen then turned dark, and everyone fell into silence.

"Jason will really be killed by Hannibal..." Saul said and made a gesture of cutting his neck with his hands, although he was still smiling on the surface, and he didn't look really worried about Jason at all.

Ashe thought for a while, "I see Xuan."

Everyone was silent for several minutes, but still no one came out to save him, poor Ertong.

"Why don't you find the amazing Doctor Strange?" Probably the only one in this group who was worried about Jason's life was the Joker, and he looked anxious.If Jason saw the clown's appearance at this moment, he would definitely find it inexplicably ironic. "Dr. Strange, please draw a circle and save Mr. Todd." The clown said very sincerely, and bowed deeply to Doctor Strange.

Having never seen a clown like this before, Strange was greatly moved, and then said indifferently: "No."

Everything has its own destiny, if this is Jason's fate, Strange can't artificially tamper with Jason's fate; yes, he didn't think "maybe Casillas and Hannibal are relatives or something Yes, after all, they look so much alike, or maybe Hannibal is another identity of Casillas"...and chose not to go through this muddy water.

In desperation, the clown can only turn to Harley for help.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is not answered at the moment, please call again later." At this time, Halle was practicing pole dancing while playing passionate music.

"Oh! Poor Mr. Todd!" The clown had already begun to pray.

"What's wrong with Jason?" Batman, who was about to have dinner before starting a wonderful night patrol life, came to the staff cafeteria, and heard the clown... what is he doing?Batman with a surprised face asked aloud. After learning the ins and outs of the matter, his face sank and he flew into the sky one by one. He disappeared from the public's sight before he had time to eat.

"Mr. Batman is really a good man." The clown clasped his hands together, looked up at the sky, and showed a bright smile.

Onlookers, "..."

It seems that of all the people, only the Joker is unaware of the fact that "Jason is Batman's son".

But "Joker said Batman was a good guy"?This is the plot that will appear in the fandom!Everyone's expression was incredible.

……

Jason opened his eyes suddenly and found himself lying on a white bed, the strong smell of disinfectant poured into his nostrils, making him unable to breathe.Jason tried to move his limbs, but the only response was a soft feeling of powerlessness.

After his eyes gradually adapted to the surrounding environment, Jason realized that opposite him was an open kitchen, which was clean and tidy. If it hadn't been piled up with all kinds of ingredients that looked like organs, he would definitely not be as anxious as he is now.

The memories before coma came back bit by bit, Jason finally remembered, what "pinhole camera" did Hannibal seem to mention?By the time he realized that the air in the closed room actually contained hallucinogens, his consciousness had already begun to blur.

At the same time, Jason also recalled why Ashe tried to dissuade Dick from delivering food with him. It seemed that she had expected what would happen.

Jason said "F**K" again, this vicious woman, he shouldn't... Bah!

【——Mr. Jason, it has been detected that you are mentally disturbed.How are you? 】

A familiar voice sounded, and Jason, who was struggling hard, was taken aback: It's you!Report the name of the dish?

【—It's me, Mr. Jason.

How is it, are you surprised or not?Is it surprising?Moved or not? 】

Jason, who was still unable to move: "You get me out first, I will steal a bunch of kryptonite from the Batcave, thank you very much."

【——The temptation is quite big...sorry.

The system is locked by the host and cannot provide assistance directly.

Mr. Love Todd completes the following tasks within 1 minute:

Please call "Reporting the name of the dish" "Dad" to unlock it. 】

Jason: "You and your host have exactly the same ability to throw stones into trouble." His red hood has the dignity of a red hood, and he won't give in to anything this time, "You can ask Dick to book a grave for me in advance, or the old one Grave it, it can be recycled.”

【--Yeah?So let's take a wild guess, which part of the Red Hood's body is the tastiest?

neck?heart?liver?or kidney? 】

"Ouch!" Jason wanted to vomit when he heard that. You must know that the clown beat him to death, but he just stayed on the ground. He didn't expect that Hannibal would not only kill him, but also eat him.

【--Notice!It’s not about killing first and then eating, it may be about eating first and then killing, or it may be about killing while eating, and eating while killing. 】

"Ugh~" The vomiting sound was prolonged this time, Jason gritted his teeth and said, "What mission did you just say?"

【—Call Dad. 】

Jason, "..." He looked down on death, but the iron wall of dignity was slowly disintegrating.

20 seconds have passed, and he still needs 39 seconds to think about it.

【—No time, Mr. Todd, did you hear any strange sounds? 】

what sound?

It was the sound of someone unlocking the lock!The lock outside the door was being slowly opened, and the shadow of death gradually enveloped Jason. He struggled with all his strength, but he couldn't even move a finger except for his head that could be raised slightly.

Seeing that the lock was about to be opened, Jason, who had a premonition that his death was approaching, buried his voice in his throat, and called out helplessly, "Dad."

[——The sound is not loud enough, the unlocking failed! 】

"!!!" Jason said "You're kidding me", but he had to lower his head under the eaves, he raised his voice and continued to be loveless, "Dad!"

【——Love is not deep enough, unlocking failed! 】

"What exactly do you want?" Jason's eyes were loose, and he swore that if he could get out alive, he would definitely learn Java, php... In short, all kinds of programming, and end the dish name in one fell swoop!

【—Call Dad. 】

The system sound is always so calm.

Click!The door was locked.

Jason closed his eyes, his life was almost gone, why should he be ashamed?I saw him blushing, and the sound of his roar made the ceiling tremble.

"Dad! Dad~"

"Jason?"

Batman, who was eager to save his son, did not expect that as soon as he opened the door lock with high technology, he heard Jason call him "Dad" full of emotion.

Since the second-generation Robin became the Red Hood, their father-son relationship has remained stalemate; and this "Daddy", the layer of ice between them finally cracked a crack.

As for Jason, he had already cursed a hundred swear words in his heart without breathing.

The author has something to say: the speed of life and death has been completed!

3000/6000 tomorrow

It depends on whether Party A's father abused me (T^T)