[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

"Is the 'Super Serum' plan successfully implemented today?"

"No."

"It's all the fault of the Red Skull. Watching the clown show looks good, and it has delayed our serious business."

Red Skull: ?

Well, he's not a baron and he has no human rights. "Why don't you talk about Ronan, he is still happy to perform on stage."

Ronan: "Why do I have no desire to survive to perform such a dangerous show on stage? Can't you see that I was forced?"

Heypaw shook his head, only blamed the Cree's facial expressions being weakened by the blue skin, they thought Ronan was very excited.

Just like that, Ronan and Hi Claws looked at each other in blank dismay, and half an hour later, they slumped on the sofa again.

Is Hydra going to die like this?No!

Ronan bounced up from the sofa suddenly, showing the fierceness of being a villain. No matter what time, he must not lose his majesty as a Cree. Thinking of this, Ronan said in a deep voice: "It's up to now, in order to overcome The re-emergence of the Li Empire..." Noticing the gazes of the three of Zemo, Ronan added, "For the comeback of Hydra, it's time to show my last trump card!"

"Could it be..." Red Skull truly deserves to be the one who wandered back from Vormir. Among the three, he has the broadest vision. "The legendary gem of power?"

Rumor has it that the purple gem with the most powerful power in the universe was once possessed by Ronan the Accuser for a short time. If it is true, what is the need for Captain America's serum!

Ronan glanced at Red Skull coldly, "If I have the power gem, do I still need to cooperate with you?"

...That's right, Ronan returned to his spaceship and brought with him a stone-like object in a transparent case, the Terrigen Crystal.It was originally the mascot of the Cree Empire, but was unfortunately lost in the thousands of years of war between the Cree and the Skrulls. This time Ronan came to the earth and finally found a small piece of crystal.It can screen Earthlings with Kerry genes and turn them into Inhumans with superpowers.

Of course, the knowledgeable trio of Hi Claws have heard of the powerful power of Terrigen crystals, "Will there be any side effects, such as human beings without Krigene, wouldn't they turn into statues when they touch a stone?"

Zemo, who has the most research on science, has a mutated heart ready to move, and his hands involuntarily reach out to the transparent box.

"This is a purebred crystal, so there are no side effects." Ronan pondered for a moment, with a solemn expression, "However, the mutation is random. I heard that there are still people who turn into a dog."

Zemo shoved his hand back.

The lost and recovered Terrigen crystal suddenly rekindled the enthusiasm of several villains. Facing the Hydra organization that will soon spread all over the Inhumans, the four villains who have been tortured by justice for a long time finally saw a glimmer of victory.

……

"My dignified Hydra has hundreds of employees, but there is not even a single one with the Kerry gene?"

Seeing that the plan to create a super villain was stranded, the four villains were ready to have dinner again to suppress the surprise.

"Welcome to today's "New York News Evening Train". Starting today, we have created a new section, "Interview at Dinner". It is not difficult to see that this is an interview program. Let us invite our first mysterious guest.

A thin man in a well-fitting suit is gracefully kicking his legs and sitting on the sofa in the studio, although his face is stamped with a large mosaic of cartoon patterns, accompanied by the voice of the host, "The person outside the TV Audience friends can use their rich imagination to guess whether the first male guest is the richest man in the United States, Iron Man Tony Stark, or the sexiest man in Gotham, Bruce Wayne, or X who fascinates thousands of girls at a glance. Where's the professor?"

"First rule out Professor X." Ronan, who has lived on Earth for many days, already knows the gossip around him like the back of his hand, "because he can't cross his legs."

Fortunately, the program is often restricted, and the host did not keep it for a long time.The mosaic was removed, revealing a face that is unfamiliar to the public. His gentle glasses made him look like a gentle scum, "Friends at the scene and the audience in front of the TV, everyone! I am New York Nova, the riddleman Edward Nygma who likes to guess riddles very much." After speaking, Edward showed a proud yet polite smile.

The host explained from the side, "What are you thinking? Of course we don't have the money to invite big-name stars. As we all know, "New York Evening News" is one of the poorest column groups in New York TV. Okay, let's welcome Nima with applause. gentlemen."

"...Actually, it's Nygma."

"Okay, let's welcome Mr. Ma with applause!"

Audience: "Riddler get out of Gotham!"

Ashe, who was staring at the TV with a complicated expression, had reason to suspect that this was actually a live broadcast, and then heard the host say: "I heard that Mr. Riddler left Gotham because he couldn't bear the violence on the Internet, right?" Yes, this is still a moral observation program.

The Riddler unsurprisingly showed his level of earthy love talk, and the second link was an exciting quick question and answer.

Edward will answer ten questions raised by the host within 1 minute.

[——I like this link, I learned it. 】

Congratulations to the super users for their new missions.

The interview with the host and the Riddler continues.

Host: "Professor X's birthday is coming, please Mr. Riddler to sing a song for him?"

Nygma: "You comb your hair to look like an adult?"

Host: "How would you describe your good partner Penguin?"

Nygma: "If he is young and capable and doesn't feel inferior, there must be a lot of fans."

It seems that this link can increase a lot of ratings for the TV station.I am not happy to report the name of the dish.

【——This guy talks so coquettishly?Are you taking my job? 】

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"Welcome to the staff cafeteria, the good clown is here to serve you." Under the strong suggestion of the Robins, the clown returned to his familiar post of waiter again, and put on the pink maid outfit that the Robins specially prepared for him , and on the grounds that there is only one set of maid outfits, Harley's request to wear one is also rejected.

Harley looked at her Hani aggrievedly, but unexpectedly the clown said to her, "I'm sorry baby, I really like this overalls, I can't give it to you."

Depend on!Harry rolled his eyes, feeling that what her sister Poison Ivy said made perfect sense, "Men aren't worth it."

Speaking of Poison Ivy, this lady who has no lofty ideals in life and only wants to buy land has recently successfully entered Stark Industries and became a gardener.

The reason turned out to be that Tony Stark, who likes to make weird drinks, has recently fallen in love with drinking a sticky chlorophyll drink, which he believes can fight radiation infections.And Pamela happens to be able to make various flavors for Tony in different ways, all kinds of chlorophyll drinks with added ingredients and no price increase. Now Tony not only drinks it by himself, but also calls on the whole company to keep healthy with him.

"Isn't it true that Poison Ivy added something weird to the drink to make Tony drink it?" Ashe was lucky enough to accept Pamela's invitation to try her various new inventions, and the result was three days Three nights without a bite of food.

Thinking of this, Ashe looked at the Avengers BBQ happy group sitting on the open-air balcony, and frowned, "Jason, look at your weight, please don't steal meat while serving the guests, thank you."

"Let me do it." The clown thoughtfully took the barbecue tongs from Jason's hand. He knew that it was really uncomfortable to control his appetite while smelling the aroma, especially with a strong body like Jason. food.

Compared with the joyful atmosphere of the Avengers group, the atmosphere at the table at Hi Claws was relatively low. Everyone turned their grief and anger into appetite, and stuffed eel meat into their mouths.On the mesh grill pan, the eels are grilled "creaking" and splashing with oil. Just listening to the crunchy sound can make the diners who come smelling the fragrance can't help but salivate.

The white meat has nothing to do with fat, it is all tender and crispy meat, slowly roasted on a low fire, sprinkled with a little pepper and salt to taste, and the best time to enjoy it is when it is roasted to a shiny golden color.Ashe definitely has reason to suspect that the clown's last job was as a chef practitioner, otherwise how would he have such a skilled technique and the ability to control the temperature just right!

Skillfully distributing the grilled eel meat evenly among the diners' bowls, the clown also politely said to everyone, "Grill live eel, please use it slowly."

The eel meat that curls up when heated is so fragrant that it makes people intoxicated. The fish skin is crispy and the fish meat is firm and melts in the mouth.Now, Mr. Stark not only does not regret hiring Poison Ivy, but also wants the clown to be in charge of the Avengers' lunch regardless of the danger of his life. Who made his staff canteen so willfully not provide lunch service?

The third wave of diners are the Joker's best friends.

The Penguin and Riddler who came to New York from Gotham originally planned to have a big fight in a foreign land, but they didn't expect that this bustling international metropolis is full of superheroes, and there are little boys with spider webs even running through a traffic light One fell from the sky and dragged them back, let alone secretly doing any illegal and criminal activities. This once made the two villains who were thinking about doing things all day long feel depressed.

And this downturn only lasted for two days. After two days of normal life, the riddle goose group gradually felt that their backs were no longer sore, their legs were no longer painful, and they didn't have to worry about their lives all day long. The air they breathed was fresh. A veteran with ten years of experience in villains slapped his thigh and understood the true meaning of life, "Isn't it good to live?"

For example, at this moment, the Riddler is content to enjoy the amazing taste brought by the plump sashimi, and he still wants to say: "Live long and eat."

The not-so-educated Penguin asked what he meant.

"The longer you live, the more delicious you can eat."

Halle stretched contentedly, "I seem to have found a perfect reason to convince my patients to continue living." Seeing that her best friends have found jobs or made their lives more fulfilling one by one, doing nothing The old Halle actually picked up his old job.However, because the license to practice as a psychologist has been revoked, she can only start as an assistant now.

Harley shuddered at the thought of her boss, and at first she was able to talk about him with a smile on her face, "He was a very personable and very elegant man. I have never seen anything but my Harney." Much more handsome than him."

After speaking, Harry's face slowly turned cold again, and he shivered for a second time, "I tried to seduce him once, shaking my two long white legs, oh Hani~ don't look at me like that, you Green hair is sticking into my eyes! I mean, I'm trying to prove my charm to him, although his expression is still elegant and cold, but he looks at me so hot, like he wants to eat I am the same." Harley's face turned 10 degrees colder, she lowered her voice and said mysteriously, "I found out later that he really wanted to eat me."

After speaking, Harley, who was chewing the bubble gum, once again raised a smile that she thought was sweet, and spit out a ecstasy pink bubble.

The villains at the same table are used to seeing strong winds and waves, and the seafood expert Penguin is still immersed in the grilled conger eel, and said mockingly: "Even if your boss cuts you raw, I have no doubt that you will lie on the cutting board Say to him 'Dear boss, you are being rough'."

"Bingo!" Harry laughed, "Little Penguin, you really know me."

Dick and Jason, who are wiping glasses together at the bar, you really don't understand the dialogue of the villains at this table.Jason frowned into a big "wtf", "Is the villain's chat so bloody? No wonder I have been rough enough in the years of being a popular hood in Gotham, but the audience friends are still reluctant to talk about it." I classified it as a villain. I thought it was because I was too handsome to fit in with those ugly villains."

"?" Ashe, who stopped drinking milk tea, immediately gave Jason a look of "you think too much".

"Don't you think Penguin's table is kind of weird?" Ashe asked Dick and Jason.

"Strange? Except that these guys like to eat raw meat, I don't think it's strange." Dick took a closer look, and quickly retracted his gaze under Halle's eyes of "what are you looking at, are you implying me?" He shrugged, "Maybe Gotham villains like this?"

Ashe shook her head, "No, I'm talking about Poison Ivy."

Under normal circumstances, Poison Ivy's series of flirtatious words is more than Harley's, but tonight's Poison Ivy girl was obviously restless and seemed restless, which is very strange.

Jason stroked his chin, trying to play his detective little radar.Well, his detective talent is not as good as Tim, who washes dishes in the back kitchen, "Why don't you ask the smart system for ordering dishes?"

【—Why did you suddenly lick me? 】

Jason: "..."

[——Sorry, I'm focusing on the more secret Hydra group.

Searching for "Poison Ivy"'s little secret... search complete.

Through the clairvoyance function, I can see that there is something hidden in Poison Ivy's clothes. 】

"Wait a minute, do you still have clairvoyance?" Dick and Jason's complicated eyes suddenly became uneasy, "Are you such a system?" They crossed their hands at the same time, one subconsciously protecting their chest, the other protecting their chest. Live buttocks.

[——The system solemnly emphasizes.The voice library of my Pippi system was created by Ms. Ash White, and I am not a biological person.

Also, I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof. 】

"Isn't the point about what is hidden in Poison Ivy?" Ashe couldn't understand the brain circuit of the Bat Family.

【—Danger warning!It was detected that Poison Ivy may be hiding "poison" on her body.

Now let's play a song "Cool Cool" for Ms. Pamela. 】

Lady Poison Ivy, flustered by being wronged suddenly: ? ? ?

BGM followed the trend, "No pornography, no gambling, no pornography/DU/poison!"

The more flustered Ms. Poison Ivy:? ? ?

Because it was a public release, Harley Quinn/Penguin/Riddler who had known the power of the system stood up and explained in unison, "It's none of our business! We don't know!"

It seems that they are really wronged, their voices are almost crying.

The Hydra trio next door who were frightened by this posture were not much better. They patted their chests and murmured fearfully, "It's a good thing they didn't bring the Terrigen crystal to make trouble." To be honest, they It was really planned at the beginning.

【—Oh, it turns out that the secret of Hydra is the Terrigen crystal. ] The system that kills two birds with one stone thinks so, I don’t know how many levels can be upgraded after absorbing the Terrigen crystal.

……

Poison Ivy, who devoted herself to researching professional green drinks, was suffering in her heart. As for the reason for her restlessness...

Although Pamela has always been proud of her abilities, she believes in the bottom of her heart that all plants have life, they will be hurt, and they will know pain; but at the same time, she knows that not everyone agrees with her ideas, even countless people Laugh at her behind her back.

The chlorophyll flowing in Pamela's blood vessels makes her skin turn green from time to time. This is the only reason why she doesn't hate Hulk in the Avengers, so that someone else's chlorophyll drink is 500ml, and Hulk's cup is full There are 2 liters, which quadruples Hulk's pain.

But Tony would lift up this strange-looking liquid with excitement every day, and say coquettishly to everyone: "To our friendship, to human peace, cheers!"

At this time, Banner can always successfully summon the Hulk and escape the disaster.

It's far away. In short, under the incomprehensible eyes, Poison Ivy has always insisted on her career, and went further and further, until one day she found... Oh my god, the plants she planted have become essences!

Looking at the lively little tree man in front of her, Poison Ivy's eyes turned dark, she didn't know whether she was moved by suddenly becoming a mother, or she was afraid of her reproductive function.

"Oh my god, how did I get pregnant and have a baby? I'm still a baby myself!"

Under tremendous pressure, Poison Ivy took out her "baby" tremblingly.

"Iamgroot!" Groot, who had just arrived on Earth, looked at everyone timidly.

"Iamiroman!" Not far away, Tony looked at the little tree man, his eyes were so tender that they almost melted, and he greeted Groot friendly.

After returning from the night patrol, Batman, who was sharing a table with the Avengers in the name of "monitoring clown", gave Tony a cold look, and then said with his subwoofer not to be outdone: "Batmaniswatgyou!"

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