[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Avengers base, fighting room.

Compared with the blood boiling of the past, today's fighting room is very unusual.Accompanied by the brisk dance music, Natasha performed a beautiful Na-style ballet while making left and right uppercuts and widowed little flying legs; , he immediately said, "It really opened my eagle eyes."

Banner, back in Hulk form, gruffly said, "It's called music therapy!"

"Is this kind of music therapy?"

Not long ago at X Academy, Tony dismissed the idea of ​​a pas de deux without hesitation, and now the captain, who wanted to dance as soon as he heard the music, immediately mixed into it.

This time with the addition of Bucky, the feeling of the duet dance is even more different. It seems that the two Brooklyn boys usually rehearse a lot. Although their dancing postures are relatively old-fashioned, they are no match for their good looks. You have to have a good figure, the picture at this moment still looks very seductive.

If it wasn't for the superhero's low-key style, except for popo food, and basically not sharing daily life on social platforms, Aixi would definitely pick up her mobile phone and record a vlog for them with at least [-] million hits.

As a result, after a dance, Steve and Bucky immediately raised their mobile phones to take a selfie of them, and wrote, "Brooklyn boys, very strong."

Banner, who was actively treating with Natasha, was a little dissatisfied, "Hey, Captain!"

"Sorry!" Steve eased the embarrassment with a smile, making room for Black Widow and Hulk.

At this moment, Thor and Loki walked in with dejected faces.

It turned out that since Hela was in charge in Asgard, and Odin and his wife Frigga had honorably retired and lived in seclusion in the paradise, their eldest sister felt that their two younger brothers were ignorant all day long, especially his second brother. After falling in love, it was to move the artifacts of Tiangong to the atrium one by one.So, regardless of Saul's strong explanation that "I sponsored Jane to buy scientific equipment", Hela withheld their pocket money and ordered Heimdall to do a good job of security checks to prohibit Saul from "smuggling".

Sol, who returned to the pre-liberation overnight, brought Loki back to Earth, and both of them were very depressed.

I am used to spending money lavishly, so I don’t have the habit of saving money.Sol, who was so poor that he couldn't even buy beer, didn't even have the money to buy beer. Needless to say, Hela even withheld Tiangong's immortal brew from Sol.

Counting that the Avengers still have more than half a month to pay their salaries, Thor is worried.

"Why don't you ask Tony to advance your salary in advance?" Ashe gave Sol an idea, and then looked at Loki sitting next to Sol, I really want to congratulate Lei Sledgehammer for saying "raise yourself, raise your younger brother" good life.

"How can this work." Sol shook his head, as the stubbornness of a god made him unable to do such a thing, "Maybe..."

Sol's eyes lit up, "Ash, can you lend me some? The kind that you pay back after you get paid."

Ashe, "..." Okay, she shouldn't have set herself up.Ashe, who didn't want money, let alone borrow money, quickly thought of another idea for Saul, "I have a way, so that you don't have to ask, and Tony will send you money."

Thor & Rocky: ?

The heads of the three were brought together, and the eyes of the two Asgardian gods shone.

"This way..." Ashe with her ponytail took off the hair tie on her head and bound her five fingers, "Just use this gesture and shake it in front of Tony's eyes, and he will understand."

understood?What do you know?Lei Sledgehammer was stunned.

Loki, who understood in seconds, explained to his silly brother, "It means that your money is a little tight."

Saul, "..." He was speechless for a moment and crossed his arms around his chest without saying a word.

Ashe raised her eyebrows, "Why isn't Saul talking anymore?"

Rocky went on to explain, "Looks like he's performing with us, and silence is golden."

……

Here, Banner and Natasha's karate dance continues.Banner would never say that the reason for such a ridiculous scene was entirely due to the task requirements of the sand sculpture system!Although he hit by mistake, in the wonderful music atmosphere, the restless factor in his body really calmed down.

The Hulk hiding in his body seemed to enjoy this feeling, and said cheerfully: "Hulk likes it! Hulk likes it!"

After the training session, Banner couldn't stop thinking about it.Until the system prompts "mission successful", he still wants to hold Natasha and jump down with her.

"Okay, Banner, let's continue tomorrow." Natasha smiled softly, and wiped the sweat from Banner's forehead intimately.

Putting Natasha back on the ground, the happy Banner stretched out his fist and punched her, "Natasha, attack!"

"Hey!" Natasha's smile became more gentle.

Clint, who was enjoying the scene while eating potato chips, showed an unbelievable expression. It was obviously a very normal relationship between colleagues, but he felt that he was now like a light bulb with a particularly large wattage, especially with his round head, And what's the matter with the tooth feeling a little sour?

Clint, who shook his head and put aside his strange thoughts, happily ran towards Hulk, "Hawkeye, attack!" He also wanted to have a punch with the big guy.

However, before Clint got five steps closer to Banner (Hulk), he was thrown 5 meters away by his outstretched punch.

Fat Jiu, who instantly lost hope in life, sat on the ground in a mess in the wind: What did he do wrong?

……

After training, the Avengers routinely come to the staff cafeteria for dinner.

Sol, who was still depressed, suddenly became happy, "I like the fact that the Avengers have all food and cover."

【—Thank you for your liking, Mr. Thor. 】

Suddenly Suo Ran couldn't like her anymore.

While waiting for the meal, Clint's round eyes glanced back and forth between his teammates, completely hesitant to speak.

"What's the matter, Barton?" The careful captain saw something wrong with Hawkeye.

"I seem to have discovered a secret." Clint crossed his fingers with a serious face and put them on the table. The Avengers put their heads together too, from Dick the waiter's point of view... Fuck, there's gossip!

In the name of cleaning the table, Dick also sneaked up without anyone noticing.

"I found out..." Clint touched his chest as he spoke, trying to calm down, "The Avengers have an office romance."

Wow!Dick's eyes widened suddenly, and the hands that wiped the table became excited.

At the same time, Banner and Natasha looked at each other. The former looked nervous, but Natasha was more relaxed.

"Who is it?" Thor's voice was small, but based on his trembling tone, it was not difficult to hear that this guy was also trying his best to hide his excitement. Loki beside him had reason to believe that Thor heard the name. He will excitedly perform a chest smashing sledgehammer, or an uninspired hammer dance to express his excitement.

Banner closed his eyes more nervously, anyway, what should come will always come, he is not afraid!

"Just admit it." Clint shot straight at Steve with his bright eyes, "Captain, are you dating Bucky?!"

???

Steve felt that it was necessary for Clint to see an ophthalmologist, but this did not prevent the veteran cadre from hooking Bucky's neck and announcing to everyone with a smile: "Yes! Bucky and I are indeed in a relationship. "

???

"Yep!" Clint cheered, his eyes filled with "I'm the Sherlock Holmes of the shooter world, and the Spencer Reed of the ninja world!"

Ashe: "This is the worst time Little Angel Rhett was hacked."

Except for carnivaling alone, dancing with excitement, and even wanting to draw a bow to piercing eagle eyes, the expressions of the others immediately returned to calm, and even raised garlic crayfish as usual.Bucky continued to play the role of boyfriend in a "dramatic" way, and peeled a lobster shell for Steve in a crooked manner.

After dinner, everyone went back to their homes as usual.

On the way back, Banner and Natasha walked side by side, and Mr. Doctor looked absent-minded until he sent his girlfriend downstairs to the apartment.

"Bruce." Natasha understood Banner's hesitation, gently held Banner's hand, and said, "I will always respect your decision."

"Nata." The warmth of his palm calmed Banner. He had been wandering on the lonely sea for a long time, and Natasha was always like a lamp, making him more determined and no longer hesitant. "I hope our love can be blessed." , not when I might hurt you unconsciously. Everyone will also oppose our love." This is where the doctor struggles the most.

"No, we have no objection!"

A round head emerged from behind the big tree behind Banner and Natasha, and then Sol, Rocky, Steve, and Bucky also poked their heads out one by one.

"Oh, no!" Banner covered his face helplessly and shyly, and took advantage of the opportunity to touch Natasha's waist.

Natasha also showed a long-lost shyness on her face, "You have escaped the sight and hearing of a senior female agent."

"Of course they can't do it, who would have an Asgardian god!" Loki flaunted in a low-key manner.

In this way, the news that Banner and Natasha were in love quickly spread throughout the Avengers, even the S.H.I.E.L.D.Fury paced back and forth in the office with his black marinated eggs on his head, walked three times in a row, then picked up a pen, and crossed out Article 230 of the "Office Rules" "Prohibition of Office Romance".

……

Hydra base at the other end.

Ronan pushed open the office door, a little excited.

The eyes of the three leaders brightened, and they were a little excited because of Ronan's excitement, "Did you get that, Captain's blood sample?"

"No." Ronan shook his head.

The faces of the three villains collapsed in a second.

"But!" Ronan came up first and then down, as if eager to announce a shocking news, said, "I know a big gossip! There is an office romance in the Avengers!!"

This next gossip face immediately turned into four. "who is it?"

Ronan intentionally paused for another three seconds, and said, "They are...Captain America and Sergeant Barnes."

"???" The Hydra villains subconsciously questioned the true source of the news, "Is it true?"

"It's absolutely true." Ronan patted his chest and assured, "I passed the Avengers' staff cafeteria that day and heard Captain America admit it himself."

"Wow!" Now, all the Hipaws smiled with the same expression, but they didn't know whether their smiles were more troublesome or gossip.

……

"How dare Hydra come to eat again?" Tim, who was wiping his glass, looked at the trio. "And why do they look at Captain America so strangely? So cheap?"

"I don't know, maybe it's to attract Captain America's attention." Jason, who was not doing business in public, buried himself in the study of his new pistol/gun, the luminous color, the sharp texture, and the rounded muzzle. I feel very satisfied, but I don't know how it will work in practice.

In order not to let everyone misunderstand the relationship between him and Hydra, Ronan deliberately walked into the staff canteen half an hour late and picked a separate table to sit.

They must get the captain's blood sample today, if they fail, they will become Skrulls!

Ronan's ambition has come true, and the trio of Hey Claws instantly respect Ronan and swear!

【—Don’t you guys know that there is an operation called instant fg? 】

The system that had been silent all this time couldn't help but speak.

Fu Buflag didn't know, they only realized that when they heard the voice of the system, there was nothing good about it.

Hipaw and Ronan were so lucky that they met the once-a-month DJ night in the staff cafeteria. Speaking of which, this was a tradition started by the Holmes brothers, and this time it was the second time.

The passionate music sounded, and even Ronan, who always liked to pretend to be deep, couldn't help but get excited.

You must know that during the Guardians of the Galaxy, his dancing level was ranked first in the entire universe.

【—Is that so?Then give you a chance to show it. 】

As soon as Ronan heard this voice, he wanted to slap himself three seconds ago.

[——Congratulations to Ronan the Accuser for mentioning the "narcissism" buff.

Please complete the following tasks within 30 minutes: Perform a talent song on stage. 】

Ronan: "..." Fortunately, it wasn't a suicidal task. He didn't perform well in Academy X. Now Ronan, who was eager to perform, was embarrassed on the surface, but he straightened up happily in his heart, ready to perform a dance.

"Good guy clown at your service."

Such a passionate party, how could there be no clowns?

Before Ronan could react, the clown rushed onto the stage with a stride, "The karaoke machine is at your service, please don't be careless and stand up!" The clown even performed a magnificent performance under the spotlight. The difficult dance moves once again mobilized the atmosphere of the scene.

The more enthusiastic the atmosphere at the scene, the more miserable Luo Nan was at this time, and the thoughtful system even played background music in his head.

"Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is blowing~"

Ronan: The Smurfs are bitter, but the Smurfs don't say anything.

With half an hour left, Ronan returned to his seat, grinning and chomping on the melon seeds. He wanted to see what the clown was pretending to be!

Soon, Ronan's expression became more and more indifferent.

"Why is this guy singing, dancing, acrobatics, magic...everything?"

"He is so versatile, why doesn't he enter the showbiz?"

"He's still called a foreign aid? Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Penguin...all of them? Why is he so coquettish?"

"Encore! Encore!" However, no one paid attention to Ronan's mental activities. Seeing the clown's shows one after another, there was a tendency for one person to contract the entire show.Ronan's melon seeds are all finished, isn't there a link to invite the audience to interact?

Ronan, who had no chance to show off, decided to take the initiative!

First of all, he tried to rush to the stage several times and tried to squeeze the clown's C position, but every time he was swept out of the door by a creeper from the Poison Ivy.

When one plan failed, Ronan made another trick.Isn't it just foreign aid? Who hasn't?Ronan hopes that his Hydra "teammates" can act as black fans of the clown and boo the clown.Unexpectedly, two barons and a red skull rejected him without even thinking about it, "The clown's performance is so wonderful and beautiful, how can we violate our conscience?"

"Oh! Mr. Ugly! Calling you for 1 years!" The three people led by Ezemo started screaming crazily, they could be fans of the clown support club.

Ronan gritted his teeth, "Did you forget what we did here today?"

What are you doing?Hipaw looked at Ronan with an "oh, I remembered" expression, and then they said, "Project serum can be implemented at any time, who knows if the clown will suddenly turn bad again? After this village, there will be no such Shop, the end of the world today can't stop us from enjoying the clown's performance!"

[——The task counts down for 1 minute, come on~]

Fortunately, there is no unparalleled road, and the clown who has been outshine for a long time finally extended a warm invitation to the auditorium.

Here's your chance!Ronan, who was almost in tears, raised his hands trembling, and at the same time he threatened his life and system, "If you play "The Smurfs", I will show everyone a suicide on the spot, blood splashing in the cafeteria."

【——When you are so happy, can you not spoil the scenery?Alright, this system promises you not to release "The Smurfs". 】

"'Good Day' doesn't work either." Ronan added.

【—Background music is up to you, okay? 】

Today's system is surprisingly pampering.

With the promise to report the name of the dish, Ronan raised his hand even higher.Unfortunately, the clown didn't notice Ronan, and Dick was the first to see him.

"The blue-skinned gentleman at table 3 raises his hand, do you want to pay the bill?" Dick shouted, "Okay, Mr. Luo will pay for all the consumption tonight!"

Mr. Luo:? ? ?

The cheers like a huge wave instantly drowned Ronan's explanation, and finally everyone's eyes fell on him, which moved Ronan to the point of tears.

After all kinds of difficulties, Ronan finally got stuck and stood on the stage.At his request, the system played the song he specified in cooperation.However, the more the system cooperates, the more something is wrong with Luo Nan.Because of the current situation, he felt like... the last funeral song!

Pooh!

"Sharpshooter Jason Todd is here!" The clown's voice rang in Ronan's ear.

Ronan, who was not yet familiar with the dazzling lights, was buzzing in his mind: What's going on?Wasn't it his solo segment?What's the matter with this sharpshooter?

When Ronan was in a trance, the clown's dwarf army had already faked him up with one arm and one leg, and tied him to a large wooden stake, while his forehead was still staring at a red apple.

Since coming to Earth, Ronan has watched a lot of TV series.So the scene at this moment felt very familiar to him.

Alright, Ronan got it, his appearance is called: Humanoid Living Rake.

"I'm pretty sure." Jason was worried that he had nowhere to try his "new baby", so he readily agreed to the clown's invitation.While speaking, the muzzle of the dark gun was aimed at Ronan... the apple on his head.

【——The countdown is over.Mr. Ronan, please start your show. 】

"...Can I play a hunk crying now?"

The author has something to say: In order to wash jio smoothly at night

Wan, who stayed up all night yesterday, felt like a ruthless person [Put in the waist! 】