[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Bruce soon discovered that Task Force X was the most difficult one he had ever led.

"There is no team cohesion, disobedience to commands, and when encountering danger, he will only think about running first and disregarding the safety of his teammates, etc." These are all comments from Bruce. Of course, he said these words through the mouth of the "clown".

For example, the penguin actually said to the enemy during the execution of the mission: "You can hit my brother, but you can't hit me."

Another example is the Riddler, is it okay to play a brain teaser with your opponent?

Not to mention the other members who can only pretend to be 13 and don't know teamwork at all, Bruce feels tired.

Fortunately, this torment did not last long. Bruce finally waited for Ronan, who brought the first batch of Inhuman agents to New York, and brought them back together, as well as Ronan's Terrigen crystal. Things kept under Amanda's nose.

"Is our story of conquering New York about to begin?" Ronan rubbed his hands expectantly.

"Of course." Bruce raised a mysterious smile, but said in his heart, Sao Nian, you don't know anything about what will happen next.

The first mission of Task Force X and Inhuman agents is to sneak into the Avengers base and the Zhenglian base to steal secret information.For this reason, Ronan worked without sleep for three days and three nights, and finally came up with a perfect plan.When he was deploying in the safe house, an unexpected "demon" voice suddenly appeared.

【—Long time no see, Ronan the Accuser. 】

Ronan:? ? ?

【——Ronan Cold Tea, 5 minutes countdown.

Please arrive at the staff canteen within 5 minutes of Ronan the Accuser. 】

In this way, Ronan's plan was forced to be suspended before it was started.In the staff cafeteria, he sat tremblingly in the middle of the Justice League. There were the Avengers first, and then the Justice League. Why do these people always target themselves?Baby Ronan felt bitter.

"Don't be nervous, Banlangen. Since you are from Gotham now..." When Arthur mentioned Gotham, it made Ronan even more nervous.

"Then our Gotham cheerleading team will have one more member." Arthur added a "friendly" smile.

Ronan: Huh? ? ?

……

【——Dear guests, welcome to the Staff Cafeteria Cup Hip Butt Beauty Contest!

Through your expectant eyes, I have already foreseen the grand occasion of tonight's game! 】

Following the opening remarks of the system, Ashe looked at the several organizations present. In addition to the old customers Avengers, Justice League, and new member X Task Force, the appearance rate of mutants is also a bit high recently.

Charles took a sip of the wine and said regretfully, "If I hadn't been in a wheelchair, I would have been the focus of the whole game." After he finished speaking, he was greeted with awkward and slightly guilty eyes from Eric, which scared Charles to quickly explain, "I mean, if you sit for a long time, your butt will look bigger."

[——First of all, there is the number one player, Gotham's buttocks, Dick Grayson. 】

With the help of God who announced the name of the dish, everyone now knows the real vests of the four waiters in the cafeteria.

At first, Dick Grayson shyly shied away and waved his hands repeatedly, "No, no, I'm not suitable." I didn't want to be kicked onto the stage by Jason just after he finished speaking, and he was about to fall. Dogs eat shit.

Dick, who reacted quickly, quickly put his hands on the ground, perfectly relieved the embarrassing situation with a push-up, and made several fitness moves in the eyes of the stars of the audience, which attracted the Gotham cheerleaders to scream wildly.

"Ahhh! Yeyi's ass, Gotham's soul!"

"I can recognize this ass even in ashes!"

"As long as your butt is up, you can hit the world!"

Dick's performance desire was instantly aroused by the colorful rainbow fart blowing, the original shy shadow was completely gone, replaced by his restless footsteps and wink launch that could not stop at all, even Lorna next door showed appreciation gaze.

Eric observed his daughter's reaction and promptly reminded, "Dick Grayson inherited his father's business, has a rich love history, and is a scumbag just like his father."

Lorna immediately withdrew her appreciation, and Eric nodded in satisfaction.

【—Okay, contestant number, please don't get too excited.Next, we invite our No. ② contestant, American Buttocks, Steve Rogers! 】

The captain with rich stage experience has always taken a calm route, carrying his shield, and his tight uniform outlines his figure with big breasts and buttocks.Steve is very scheming, he understands that Lun Sao is no match for Nightwing, so he resorts to his trump card, and he can form the best CP with American big boobs with American hips!

I saw Steve first showed a "Popeye" movement, the strong and full chest muscles were ready to come out, then he turned his back to the audience, and then did a "sea fishing", his slightly pouted butt surprised several male audiences There were two lines of nosebleeds, so I won't name them all here.Even a small number of fans from Gotham tended to turn against each other, and the audience chanted "Captain America", which made Steve's smile more gentle and full of positive energy.

[——The voice of contestant No. ② seems to be very loud!Finally, contestant No. ③ is invited, Asgard's buttocks...]

Loki was ready to stand up with his scepter, but Saul slammed his butt down before he could leave his seat.

【—Thor Thor! 】

Sol flew to the center of the stage with a bang, "Maybe I usually wear a cloak, and everyone has misunderstood my figure." Sol showed his standard "Thunder Hammer" smirk, and asked The audience waved the hammer in their hands, and in their surprised eyes, they took off the cloak and coat, revealing the black suit that fit inside.

He tied up his blond hair as fast as he could, and a capable and handsome man in black suddenly appeared. Now Sol looks like a...handsome man with a cocky ass.

"Wow!" The cheerleaders who unlocked Thor's new image burst into more intense screams, and the screams became higher and higher.

"I can!"

"Sister can do it, sister can do it too!"

Several dissonant male voices were mixed in, and Ashe didn't know what was going on.

After the opening introductions of the buttocks contestants, it was time for the individual talent show.Sol can neither gymnastics nor dance, and his talk show is so-so. The biggest advantage of Sol is his optimism. For example, when Dick is performing a wonderful gymnastics performance on the stage, Sol is meticulously arranging his blond hair , and tried to comb his golden ball head Jiujiu until there was not a single rough hair.

Loki, who likes to wear a helmet, doesn't understand Thor's behavior.

Saul explained, "If there's one thing that lasts forever, I want it to be my perfect hair."

【--learn! 】

In the ears of the two brothers in Asgard, the "understanding" of the name of the dish is no different from the death warning.

Ashe also joined in at this time, "Dick has the Gotham cheerleading team, and the American team has the New York cheerleading team. Saul, you are at a disadvantage!"

Who said it was a disadvantage?Loki took out the spiritual scepter, when necessary, he alone is a team!

"No need." Your big sister Hela came suddenly!Hearing the news from Earth, the leader of Thor's black fan group has brought a boatload of people from Asgard, ready to appreciate his brother's frustrating journey.Sol didn't know Hela's true thoughts, he thought it was the cheerleaders who came all the way from Asgard, for a while, Lei Sledgehammer couldn't get any more excited.

"To be honest, I think my buttocks can also be shortlisted." In order to deeply implement and implement "one person is better than ten people", Banner changed into the Hulk form under Tony's coercion. Peaceful coexistence.Only Loki automatically sat on the other side of the diagonal from Banner as soon as he saw Banner's transformation.

Come on, Rocky complained in his heart, this big guy is not too bad to participate in "Who's Loud".

The competition gradually entered a fierce stage. Except for the player ③ who was quickly forgotten by everyone, Sol, Ye Yi and the captain were evenly matched in popularity. Their respective cheerleaders were already thinking about whether to rain a wave of red envelopes to win popularity.In this way, Bruce is at a disadvantage, because all his money is in the hands of the clown.

Bruce subconsciously looked at the clown, "Batman" was showing an idiot expression against his character, and quietly calling both sides at the same time, which made Bruce look unhappy.

Also upset was Ronan the Accuser.

Ronan, who was pulled in before the plan was carried out and forced to enjoy the performance, was very depressed. He really didn't understand the meaning of such a boring game.

With so much time, wouldn't it be good to perform a few more tasks?

[——Friendly reminder!The winners of this year's buttocks competition will be rewarded with missions.

Reward: A mission pass card, unlimited missions, and only one opportunity to use it! 】

Ronan immediately retracted his original idea, and had to admit that he was a little moved now!

[——Reward ②: A piece of Terrigen crystal from the Kree Empire, the place of origin.

Haha, are you surprised or surprised? 】

Ronan: wtf?

He immediately opened the monitoring panel, and sure enough, the crystal locked in the safe room was gone!

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