[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

"Welcome to the New York News Evening Train. Today is another beautiful working day, and we are here at the equally beautiful New York University. There is a familiar and handsome face running towards us, oh, he disappeared! Oh, he's back! Oh, he's gone again! Oh, F**K!"

Today's reporters don't think she is pretty, but she is actually very bad-tempered.If it was not in front of the camera, she might use the X-ability of the mutant to capture that Pietro who was disappearing from time to time.

Finally, after dealing with an ice cream cone, a hot dog, a soufflé, and a cup of dirty tea, Pete patted his round belly and slowed down.

The reporter who seized the opportunity rushed to Pietro, "Coincidentally, we ran into the new generation of Avenger Kuaiyin on the campus of New York University. I would like to ask Kuaiyin, how do you manage to be an Avenger on one side? What about studying at NYU?"

Pietro, who reacted very quickly, was in a daze for only 0.01 second, then flashed to a passing female classmate, and borrowed the small mirror in her hand to check himself. The hairstyle was perfect, there was no food residue on his face, and the clothes were very good. Clean and tidy, he teleported to the camera again, showing a standard smile with eight teeth, and said: "Excellence is a habit."

After finishing speaking, he also flung the backpack in his hand over his shoulder very pretentiously, leaving a handsome silver-haired back for the camera.

"Damn, I've seen someone pretending, but I've never seen someone pretending like this." Jason, holding the remote control tightly, resisted the urge to switch channels, and when he turned his head, he saw the interviewee in the news appearing in the In front of him.

Under normal circumstances, Kuaiyin's sudden appearance is to occupy a seat. Jason is not happy in his heart. On the surface, he is still doing his job as a service practitioner, bringing a glass of lemonade for Pietro, and then taking the meal Pan Shi quietly complained in his heart, "Forcing the king".

"Jason." Unexpectedly, Pietro stopped him suddenly.

Jason turned around with a half-smile, "What kind of service do you need, Kuaiyin?"

Pietro originally planned to show the rustic love talk he just learned today in front of Er Tong, but when he got excited, he said the opposite, "Jason, I'm exhausted today, guess why?"

Jason smirked:?

"Because I've been running around in your heart all day." After speaking, Pietro held his belly and laughed out loud, making his silver hair tremble.

Jason, "..." Ertong, who was about to turn around and leave, felt that he needed to explain, "Student Pietro, first of all, your earthy love story is wrong; second, it's not funny at all; third, it's just you This speed can still run in my heart for a day, so how fat should I be." Yes, Jason's emphasis is on the last sentence.As soon as he finished speaking, Pietro let out a louder laugh that made his stomach ache.

Jason was even more speechless, "..."

The Flash Barry Allen, who also flashed in, saw Pietro, who was laughing out of shape, and Jason, who was indifferent, as soon as he entered the door. He would be shy when he met strangers, but Barry, who was excited when he met acquaintances, took advantage of the opportunity to compete with Quicksilver.The two young boys not only have similar superpowers, but also have a lot in common.They confirmed their eyes on the spot, and they are people who can be good friends.

Seeing the two teenage boys bursting into astonishing laughter without knowing what they were communicating, Jason was puzzled for a moment.

"Didn't you have any good friends who talked about everything when you were adolescence?" In addition to his consistent extremes, Ashe sometimes felt that this guy was too indifferent. He didn't seem to like too close a relationship, just like the night When Wing and Red Robin were playing video games online, he was just drinking on the sidelines.Or only when the Robins compete in hand-to-hand combat, fighting or real CS, the Red Hood will be excited to join in.

Sure enough, when Ashe asked, Jason's face turned cold, and he answered her almost without thinking, "No."

In fact, a figure flashed through Jason's mind, but it was just a flash.He turned his head away, picked up the mop and started mopping the floor silently.

It was only then that Ashe remembered that Jason's adolescence seemed to have been spent in "death".She raised her eyebrows and wanted to explain, but when she saw this guy's cold and busy back, she kept her mouth shut.

"Recently, the Avengers and the Justice League joined forces to destroy an international criminal group, the Owl Council. It is reported that this is a dark organization involving more than 50 cities around the world. It is good at writing dark poems and promoting negative energy everywhere. Thanks Superheroes eliminate harm for the people, please see the live report sent back by the reporter in front."

Barry and Pietro looked at the news screen, and saw a guy wearing an owl mask was firmly pinned to the ground by Captain America, and he kept shouting: "Down with the Dead Poets Society! The Owl Poets Society must have a name!"

The two young superheroes looked at each other, and their thoughts coincided with each other.Since joining the Superhero organization to save the world, they have become less and less able to understand the criminal motives of these guys.

Here, Barry and Pietro happily ate the fragrant casserole powder, and Ashe on the side asked a question that all Robinbirds wanted to answer: "Which one is faster, Quicksilver or The Flash?"

[—Maybe you can look at Pietro's screen name, men can't be fast. 】

"Maybe we can appreciate a game that can end in less than a second?" This is already Ashe's crazy hint to the system, and even the Robinbirds have shown great interest.

However, the dish name system has his insistence.

【——No dangerous pheromone detected, the system is on strike. 】

Of course he won't tell everyone that this game still lacks a heavyweight contestant, Mr. Superman.

Rest assured, the game may be late, but it will be there! (￣▽￣)

……

Dr. Banner, who has just left the single, has not fully enjoyed the joy that love brings him, and troubles ensue one after another.

It's not his and Natasha's problem... It's just that they are not ready to announce the good news to the Avengers colleagues, so they can only maintain an underground relationship for the time being.So the problem came.

After finally getting out of bed, Banner is preparing to have a romantic candlelight dinner with Natasha.

"Bruce, I recently created another interesting gizmo. Don't we have a study between men?" Tony winked at Banner coquettishly, and issued an invitation to belong to the "science group".

"I..." Banner looked at Natasha, he couldn't tell Tony that he had an appointment tonight.Everyone in the Avengers knows that Dr. Banner is a loner, and there is no one who flirts with Hulk after work.Natasha responded to Banner very generously with her eyes, "It's okay."

Finally, Banner, who got off work the next day, prepared to have a more romantic candlelight dinner 2.0 with Natasha.

"Natasha, I just turned Mars back to its orbit, and it is passing the earth now, do you have time to make an appointment for dinner?" Captain Marvel sent a warm invitation to Natasha.Banner, who pressed "what can I do, I am also desperate", is also understanding.Who let everyone in the Avengers know that Natasha is a widow and a widow, and she doesn't have any extra nightlife after work, except for watching dramas on the sofa or spending time in the fighting room to keep fit.

Finally, on the third day, Banner and Natasha, who were off work, said that they had to complete their first solo date.

"What activities do you have at night?" Hawkeye, who was "wife and children hot on the bed" when he came home, temporarily lived a lonely life because his wife took the children to travel abroad. When he got off work, he looked at Banner and Nata Sha seemed to be talking and laughing, and felt that it was unusual, so she stopped the two of them, for fear that she might miss some secret activity.

Banner & Natasha, "..."

Banner was a little embarrassed, but he still ruthlessly rejected the pitiful Fei Jiu, even if he was cute, "Actually, Natasha and I have a dinner tonight."

"Can't you take me?" Clint was so aggrieved that the two colleagues had secret activities and didn't take him with them. They were not in a relationship, so why didn't they take him?He knew that Ying Feijiu was isolated by his colleagues just like that!

Just when Clint was about to use his trump card to show off his cuteness, the huge Hulk swelled out suddenly, and roared at Clint loudly, "If you say no, you just can't!"

In this way, Banner and Natasha's dating journey was full of difficulties.

Even the Hulk, who occasionally breaks out of Banner's body to enjoy his afternoon tea, becomes dejected, and Ashe sits in the sun in the open-air garden with the green hunk.Since Banner and Natasha confide in their hearts, he has been able to control his emotions more.Now even if Hulk appears suddenly, Banner can maintain his consciousness for a short time. At the same time, he is trying to teach Hulk to be civilized and polite.

For example, now, it is hard to imagine that the Hulk will also pick up a coffee cup and drink a black tea latte gracefully.

Although Hulk would jump out from time to time, roaring excitedly, "Hulk is delicious! Hulk is delicious!"

Ashe has reason to suspect that Hulk was led badly by Thor.

Leaving aside the troubles of falling in love, the main reason why Banner came to Ashe was to suppress the Hulk's anger, and Ashe sent a blessing when he saw Banner at the first sight, "Congratulations, Dr. Banner."

Seeing Banner's puzzled expression, Ashe shrugged and sold his teammates to report the name of the dish.

【——Dr. Banner's unusual hormonal pheromone was detected, oh, it's the damn sour love breath! 】

Banner, who had turned into Hulk, responded to Ashe a little shyly, "Thank you."

Back to business, in order to control Hulk, Ashe suggested that he should be properly stimulated. If there are side effects, there is a small probability that Hulk will become more unstable.

As soon as Ashe finished speaking, the big man gave a thumbs up and said optimistically, "Hulk is great!" I don't know if the voice came from Banner or Hulk.

"Did you know?" Ashe called up the system and started the first round of attempts, "I think Hulk is getting cuter and cuter."

……

Hydra base.

Seeing the relationship between Bucky and the Avengers getting closer, Baron Zemo, who lost a general, was heartbroken.

The Red Skull on the side also frowned, "Furry, the old fox, even joined forces with the trump card agent to wipe out the Hydra we placed in S.H.I.E.L.D. overnight."

Strack's expression was not much better, "Over there in the UK, the British government Mycroft almost wiped out all of our people."

When the three of them got together, it was really miserable.

The trio of Hydra leaders spread out on the sofa, doubting life expressionlessly, until Baron Zemo said quietly, "I decided to restart that plan."

Baron Sterak and Red Skull bounced off the sofa at once, and the two looked at Zemo solemnly, as if hesitating to speak.It was Strucker who broke the silence first, "Are you sure?"

Zemo pursed his lips and nodded coldly.

The Red Skull sitting next to him looked at Zemo and then at Strack. These two guys who were born with the baron's golden key in their mouths were different from him. , and the two of them have never experienced the hardships of life.It's not that Red Skull is throwing cold water, he's just stating the facts, "But we don't have money."

"It seems so." "That's right."

The HYDRA villain, always taking life's blows, slumped on the couch once again.

"I can help you."

Just when Hydra was at a loss, a subwoofer male voice echoed in the Hydra base. The sound came from the wireless broadcast, mixed with the sound of electric current, which sounded very strange.

The three of them frowned at the same time.

Until Ronan, the accuser, opened the door and came in, when he saw these three people, he mocked disdainfully, "The security barrier of your Hydra base is too weak."

Zemo, Strucker, and Red Skull obviously expressed disbelief that Ronan could easily walk into their office. If there wasn't a trace of majesty that a leader should have, they would be hugging each other and trembling at this moment, " It's you, Smurf."

"..." Ronan: The Smurfs' memes are endless!

Ronan, who didn't have a good temper, remained surprisingly calm and said, "The Kree people will fully support your plan."

Baron Zemo, the one with the highest IQ among the three, couldn't understand the meaning of Ronan's words for a while. He didn't believe that the cunning and cruel Kree people would be so kind. "What reward do you need?"

"You will know when the time comes." Ronan looked determined to win, "What's more, do you have a second choice?"

Zemo's eyes became colder.What he is about to restart is the "Super Serum" project, but in the past few decades, as the Hydra base has been blown up by superheroes time and time again, the source data of the Super Serum has been lost.In order to recreate the serum, Zemo spent decades of research.Until he discovered that the crucial link was still on Captain America.

Simply put, the plan can only succeed if a sample of Captain America's blood is obtained.

But how to get the captain's blood sample?

The three looked at Ronan in unison.

A minute later, Ronan and the three heads of Hydra collapsed on the sofa together.

Although the road is long and long, Heypaw will still go deep into the enemy's hole and search. First, start with eating in the enemy's cafeteria!

Accompanied by the background music of "On the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there are a group of Smurfs", Ronan walked into the staff cafeteria with a sullen face, and then saw...

"Long time no see, Ronan!" Captain Marvel, who may not return to Earth once in 100 years, waved to him friendly and enthusiastically.

Ashe, who had just completed "Captain Marvel", was a little surprised, "Shouldn't you fight each other on the spot, and in the end Ronan was KO'd by you, and he was beaten back to the Kree Empire like a big gray wolf, and he roared in the sky 'I Will come back again'?"

Ronan who was degraded to nothing: ...Is he shameless?

"Actually, Captain Marvel and I are both from Cree Village." Ronan, who came here with a friendly attitude, did not intend to start a war. He changed his previous style and decided to win with his wits.

"To be precise, I was trafficked to Cree Village." Carol explained, "Before that, I was born in the metropolis of the earth."

Ronan thought his biggest obstacle was Captain Marvel. It wasn't until he saw a group of talking and laughing Avengers coming to eat shoulder to shoulder that he realized that perhaps Carol was the cutest.

He didn't understand why the group of avengers suddenly surrounded him with kind expressions. If he hadn't misunderstood "kindness", at this moment he simply felt like a poor, weak and helpless blue kitten?

Tony has even picked up his mobile phone and made a call, "Yes, I have found the best candidate. You said he is a man, no no, Charles, we can let him play Mystique's brother Mystique."

Ronan with 1 question marks in his heart: What kind of man is the devil?

The author has something to say: Mystique who cannot leave the country due to copyright issues: Me!refuse!Absolutely!

Two, I will post it after correcting the typos!