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Ronan didn't know what the Avengers were going to take him for, but for the smooth implementation of the "Super Serum" plan, he could only sit expressionlessly in Stark's private jet, watching the unknown revenge Readers chattered before his eyes.

Thinking the plane was too slow, Tony had already put on his armor and flew to X Academy alone, and with the acquiescence of the Justice League, especially Bruce, Barry and Pietro happily boarded the special plane of the Avengers.

Bruce: Undercover plan.

The annual graduation ceremony of Academy X is coming soon. Due to the limited number of graduates, according to international practice, the Avengers will fly to Academy X to act as an audience at this time of year. Show off your desire to express yourself and put together a few performances for the graduation ceremony.

This year is an exception, because of the establishment of the Justice League branch in New York, Charles warmly invited Batman and others by the way, and Arthur and Saul, who also have extraordinary performance desires, reached a consensus, and the two decided to perform a double reed for the mutant children.

"What about the old cadre captain, isn't he going to sing poems on stage?" Ashe has already begun to imagine the picture of Steve reciting poems or reading aloud with eloquence, but the more he thinks about it, the more he feels that he fits the captain's personality.

Steve, "..." Recalling World War II, he was going to go back to his old job and dance; especially this time with Bucky joining, maybe they can learn from Thor and Aquaman, and they also perform a pas de deux?

Steve's thinking was quickly interrupted by Ashe. When it came to reciting poems, she remembered the news that the Avengers and the Justice League had jointly destroyed the terrorist organization "Owl Poetry Society" a few days ago, "The leader of this organization is really not "Ha Are you a Lippert fan, I heard that Hogwarts fans always have a kind of obsession with owls."

In the happy atmosphere where everyone was talking and laughing (Ronan: not at all), the Avengers and the Justice League arrived at the X Academy at the same time, together with Magneto King Eric who flew all the way to save airfare.

The airs of the scene people can't be lost. Eric will never tell everyone that he only slept for 2 hours in order to get to X Academy as soon as possible and set off early.

"Father, you must have been flying for more than ten hours without food or drink." Lorna, who was taken to the college by Charles in advance, made his father's eyes darken with a word.

There is no way to teach a daughter!Eric gave Lorna a "shut up" look, and when he looked at Charles, his eyes became as arrogant as ever, "Thank you for the invitation, Charles."

After Luthor was elected President of the United States, although the atheist president who believes in "human supremacy" has always believed that human beings are the race standing at the top of the food chain, and publicly expressed his aversion to Superman, unexpectedly, he did not treat mutants. Kill them all.

Eric guessed that because the Wayne Group and the Luthor Group jointly established a scientific research center, Luthor still needs to reach a cooperation with Bruce for the time being, and Bruce is nominally the patron of Batman and the Justice League.Openly resisting superpowers will quickly disintegrate the superficial friendship between the two parties, so the mutants who have missed escaped.

"Or is Luthor a fan of the professor?" No wonder Ashe eavesdropped on Eric's heart, his momentary restlessness let the system take advantage of it, "otherwise why would he shave his head?" After all When Luther fought Superman, he studied the X gene for several days without sleep, trying to make himself a mutant, until Luther discovered kryptonite.

Speaking of kryptonite, Eric suddenly remembered something, his eyes swept over Superman, thoughtful, "I heard that fan kryptonite made Superman a very sissy, is it true?"

Clark, who has excellent hearing, was talking with his colleagues with a smile. He sensitively heard someone mention his name in the wind. He followed the sound, "..."

……

Who made the president of College X be the rich and powerful Professor Charles? The graduation uniforms of the mutant graduates are all tailor-made high-end models.

Ash: "I understand the truth, but it's too grand for Harry and Eggsy to be tailors." What's more, when she saw these two ace agents, she always felt that this graduation ceremony would not be easy.

Especially when Harry asks Jean Gray if she "would like to add some fun trinkets to my graduation gown".

All girls have the love of beauty, and Qin's eyes were curious and expectant, "What kind of trinkets are they?"

"That's too much." Eggsy, who prefers hip-hop style, has a well-knit suit and becomes a human figure, "For example, a necklace with a pinhole camera hidden, oh, the one on Ashe is I gave it to her. There is also a sharp knife with poison in the leather shoes, a pen in the suit pocket that can be used as a pocket pistol/gun, and we can also add a barrier device to Cyclops’ glasses, which can not only form a protective cover to cover him, It is also possible to make his lasers have different shapes, and it is not impossible to turn a corner and shoot a heart if necessary."

"Cough..." Harry interrupted Eggsy's imagination in time, "I didn't expect you to learn such a wealth of knowledge at the Secret Service Academy."

Eggsy shrugged, and quickly dumped the blame on Merlin who was far away in the UK, "It's all in the stack of textbooks that Merlin gave me."

"Don't think I don't know what you're talking about. You want to abduct Qin and Cyclops to join Kingsman after graduation." Lorna, who was listening to Eggsy's continuous sales of Amway, couldn't help it, and put her arm around Qin's shoulder, AA interrupted Eggsy, "Don't even think about it." As he spoke, the electric current in the other hand began to sizzle.

"In fact, we have different strategies for different types of mutants." Once in the professional field, Eggsy continued to fight, "We have also developed super-advanced magnetic field interference for magnetic field players like Magneto and Polaris. Device." Eggsy said and tapped the watch on his wrist a few times, and a green barrier immediately stretched out, forming a closed translucent space, just for Eggsy to put in it.

It's not that Eggsy was provocative, but that he was really embarrassed when he tested the invention. He even took a stride and hooked his hands at the North Star, "Come on!"

Damn, this is absolutely unbearable!

Lorna's temper exploded immediately, and with a wave of her right hand, a green light hit Eggsy fiercely... Then, the dark green light was bounced back by Eggsy's protective film, which shocked Lorna to practice Take a few steps back to stand still.This time, the adolescent girl's eyes became even more angry. It was obvious that Eggsy had no less than ten metal devices on his body, but it was indeed as he said, all the magnetic fields of him who were protected in the green space were ineffective.

Eggsy, who couldn't help showing off, didn't know that the end of his world was coming.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Rampage.

Virus source: Polaris.

Let us observe 3 seconds of silence for Mr. Eggsy.

3 seconds up, turning off Mr. Eggsy's magnetic field disruptor. 】

Eggsy, who just showed off his operation and didn't know he was in big trouble: ? ? ?

In order to avoid danger to their lives, Cyclops quickly took Jean and Ash out of the room, followed by Harry.Sure enough, as soon as they left, the sound of beating behind them almost pierced the eardrums.

……

The performance group is more harmonious.

Because the mutant students of the X Academy agreed that Ronan's appearance was not suitable for the identity of "Magic Man", the Avengers performance team temporarily changed the program to the comedy sketch "Guardians of the Galaxy", so that Ronan can act in his true colors up.

With a face of "Who am I? Where am I? Why should the head of the accusation group be at your mercy?" Ronan accepted all the arrangements with tears.

Saul, who was rehearsing the double reed and was full of confidence because he had a good understanding with Aquaman, came over cheerfully to see how his colleagues were preparing. When he learned that the program had been temporarily changed, Saul changed his mind and raised his hands Self-promotion, "I think I can play Groot."

Tony immediately refused, "No, we are playing the Avengers version of "Guardians of the Galaxy". Our Avengers will overthrow the Federation in the universe, conquer the Empire, and be invincible! Also, don't become an Avenger because Groot only has one line. A popular character."

"No." Thor explained with an expression of "Tony, you really blamed me", "Isn't Groot a tree man? It doesn't matter if he is tough at any time. It fits my personality very well."

Everyone's eyes on Saul became bad again.

The innocent little spider Peter didn't understand, so he asked, "What does this always mean?"

Tony was so scared that he covered Peter's ears, "No, you don't want to know."

Inspired by Sol, Banner, who unconsciously turned into Hulk, is gracefully raising a cup of latte, and said with a sense of humor: "Then I can play a cup of matcha latte."

"Then I'll play latte." Sol, who was dismissed, didn't give up. He raised the iron-shaped sledgehammer in his hand again, and now it fits.

He was not invited, but still found a way to know the whereabouts of the Avengers, bought a plane ticket at his own expense, and took a ten-hour drive to arrive at X Academy. Loki suddenly appeared in front of everyone, and approached Sol and said, " Then we get together to make a mandarin duck latte."

Sol:?

Onlookers:? ?

……

This year's X Academy graduation ceremony was much more lively than ever. In addition to the addition of the Justice League and the Bat Family, there were several more guests from the magic faction, such as Doctor Strange from Karma Taj and Constantine from England. Even Hela, the goddess of death in Asgard, also came to join in the fun.

By the way, Hella's suitor, Domamu, after hearing about the earth's activities, said enthusiastically that their pair of talented men and women are really suitable for "Snow White". Hela plays the fair and beautiful Snow White, and He, Domamu, is a handsome and rich prince.As a result, Hela gave him a sentence "No, I am the empress" and blocked Domamu.

The graduation party was going on in a happy atmosphere.

Sitting in a wheelchair, Charles enjoyed the various programs spontaneously organized by his colleagues, and couldn't help feeling, "Do these guys really have no plans to enter the entertainment industry? Superheroes really suppressed everyone's talent for acting."

For example, Sol and Arthur, who have similar personalities, their double reed performance is simply wonderful. Even Ashe was surprised by the funny talent of these two people, but the expression of Loki sitting in the auditorium is unpredictable, from time to time Sneered a few times without emotion; the elegant Hella was in the posture of watching the Advent Fashion Week show throughout the whole process, dragging her chin with her slender fingers, admiring his second brother Saul's talk show, with a bit of thoughtful banter.

Needless to say, the acrobatic gymnastics of the Robin Birds, Jason, who said on the surface, "I will never perform gymnastics for people in my life, what if my Gotham reputation is recognized" Jason "really fragrant" Class [-] martial arts, although the applause he won for several difficult movements was not as loud as the cheers for Dick's butt poking.

And Doctor Strange's aperture performance and space show also won applause, although under Charles' persuasion, he did not change the aperture to his QR code.However, his popularity was quickly overtaken by Dr. Manhattan who was airborne. Who told Dr. Jonathan Osterman to tell fortunes!

Of course, what pushed the atmosphere to a climax was that Tony and Bruce really started throwing money at each other!Seeing that the simple and beautiful graduation party had a faint tendency to turn into a decadent company annual meeting, an unpleasant voice suddenly resounded in the audience, "Why didn't you notify me of such a wonderful event, then I'm so sad! "

This voice is too familiar, and Ashe's expression is very complicated. He doesn't understand why the clown can still appear on the scene in such a high-profile manner in the face of so many superpowers?

"Hi, Principal Charles." The gorgeous fireworks exploded on the stage, and the clown descended from the sky. He took off his purple top hat and bowed like a gentleman to the audience.Charles frowned. He had played against the clown before. When the clown kidnapped several mutant children who were only 7 or 8 years old, he tried to enter the clown's brain, and finally realized that the consciousness of the lunatic, is inaccessible.

All his thoughts are distorted and deformed, if it wasn't for Charles' quick withdrawal, he was almost poisoned by the clown gas anti-invasion consciousness, and later with the help of Batman, he rescued the children.Unexpectedly, this time, the clown directly entered his school.

Eric also had a serious expression on his face. He tried to activate his ability quietly, but the clown didn't carry any metal ornaments on his body. At the same time, because he couldn't understand the purpose of the clown, Eric didn't plan to take any further action.

"Why don't you guys laugh like you did just now? Don't you like me?" The clown was very disappointed by the audience's reaction, "Even the blue-skinned doctor who doesn't wear clothes is so popular, but when you see me But so indifferent. Oh! I'm so sad!" Saying so, the clown who was hanging on an acrobatic rope and circling on the stage was already enjoying himself.

Although everyone still showed indifference, Ronan couldn't calm down.Isn’t the most wronged person his accuser Ronan who “also has blue skin, and his popularity has suffered from Waterloo”? No matter what he said, everything was said by this guy named Joker. This is the legendary “crying children have meat”. ?

Ronan wants to hit someone now!

Compared with the Justice League and Bat-Family, who instantly lose their faces, and the dumbfounded mutants, the Avengers, who are addicted to eating melons, are more excited, and they are very much looking forward to the next action of the name of the dish.

【—Hehe, you guys know me quite well. 】

The system that I thought would not be able to appear in this chapter is really exciting.A few days ago, when the clown got rid of the influence of the Lazarus pool, Bao Caiming had successfully collected the poison gas in his body and upgraded the system again.The system that Zhengchou and Joker couldn't meet each other didn't expect that the opponent would come to their door by themselves.

So happy!

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Joker's madness.

Virus source: Joker.

Searching for "Joker" related information... Search completed.

If the universe does not explode, the clown will not take a holiday; if the universe does not restart, the clown and Batman will fight to the end.

Gotham's new story king, the stories and jokes he has told can circle the earth three times. I don't know if the clown's poisonous gas has corrupted his mind, or his chaotic consciousness has made the poisonous gas in his body stronger.

I like to be hurt, I like to feel pain, and I like to give various multiple-choice questions to the audience. 】

Clown, "..." The clown who was about to give everyone a "AorB, choose one of the two" session changed his mind.Since the foreplay can't shine, he can only let the show go straight to the climax, the curtain opens, and a group of children are sitting on the stage floor tied together, and can't speak because they are gagged sound.

They are younger than many mutant students, and they are ordinary human beings who have no power to restrain their chickens. Their eyes are full of horror, and tears can't stop flowing.

Tony couldn't laugh for a moment, and he stretched out his hand immediately after being serious for a second, and the armor belonging to Iron Man flew from the sky.

All are ready for battle.

"Stop, stop! Don't get excited, everyone!" The clown stretched out his index finger, gesturing for the audience to silence. Everyone's expressions finally changed, which made the clown who finally felt the effect of the show very satisfied, "Seeing the remote control in my hand Is it? I can’t guarantee what will happen if I press this finger down, maybe it’s a bang!” He spoke with expressive expression of fear.

The Flash and Quicksilver wanted a quick battle, but the clown gas enveloped the stage, which prevented them from approaching; at the same time, the clown shamelessly added kryptonite powder to his poison gas, which was still pink.

Not to mention magicians, singing always takes time, and it is easy to be discovered by clowns.

If it weren't for the presence of children, everyone might have no scruples; the clown just grasped this point, making the superpowers present have to be careful.

Just when the atmosphere was in a state of anxiety, an unharmonious voice suddenly sounded in the arena, followed by a bang, and a projection screen appeared on the stage out of thin air.

[——Sorry, "New York News Evening Train" has started, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't watch it for a day. 】

Everyone: ? ? ?

"Attention New Yorkers, a new type of scam is spreading across New York City. When you receive a message saying, 'Hi everyone, I'm Batman, and I'm on my way to catch the Joker for the 100th time. I want to drink a cup of milk tea to ease my mood, please transfer 200 yuan to the following bank card: X...X. Don't ask me why everyone wants 20, I want 200, because Wonder Woman also drinks' When texting, don’t transfer money! Don’t transfer money! Don’t transfer money! Say the important content three times. It is reported that the criminal gang involved in fraud has reached tens of millions of dollars. Our reporter hereby reminds everyone, please have some snacks!”

Everyone: ...

The sudden amount of news and information was huge, and for a while, everyone didn't know whether to focus on the clown, or to think about why there are so many idiots in the cosmopolitan city of New York.Obviously, the clown was also very upset, he was kept in the dark that he was involved in a fraud group, wouldn't he consider paying the copyright fee?

The clown who was almost caught by the system was taken aback for a moment, he showed a weird smile again, and regained his home position, "Hehe little system, what punishment can you have? Do you think it's your punishment, or my release of poison gas? Almost I forgot to mention, today all the superheroes are gathered here, how many cities are trembling? Especially those cities where I planted gas bombs, the live-action version of "Resident Evil", let me know?"

Faced with the threat of clowns, the sand sculpture system was unmoved, and even wanted to find a lively BGM atmosphere suitable for the occasion.

【—Please enjoy next time, the villain died of talking too much. 】

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My mood doesn't fluctuate,

He even prepared to write a copy for Party A's father to wash his brains! qaq