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The curious baby Jason also controls the automatic wheelchair, and came to watch. He held back a smile and expressed his opinion, "These three steel hairstyles erected with a whole bottle of styling water are the most vivid." Long, with a crooked nose, a slanted mouth, a neck like a giraffe, and legs like Tinker Bell, everyone who knew the painting was by Saul agreed that he and his sister must have some kind of feud.

Although Saul said that this is already his highest state.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: sister's death stare.

Virus source: HeLa.

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The goddess of death, I heard that the dark lord Dormammu next door is pursuing her madly.

A staunch feminist, as Saul said, would use up a whole bottle of styling water every day to get her hair done. Superman from Zhenglian was recently inquiring about the brand of sister Hella's styling water.In addition, because I don't sleep all day, the dark circles under my eyes are very serious, which is comparable to Casillas, a loyal believer of Domamu.

Treatment method: electric grilled Thor.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

I don't know why this voice appeared in Sol's mind. Sol, who thought it was a brother-in-law relationship, was happily waiting for justice from the system to punish his sister, but he didn't expect that he was the one who suffered in the end?

Sol:? ? ?Now he understands why he can hear the name of the dish being announced.

"Mix the ice powder and crushed peanuts evenly and it tastes even better~" Ashe on the other side was greeting Hela with a fanciful face, and Sol suddenly realized that the patriarchal Ms. Ashe never deliberately used the system's ability Take on any heroine or villain.

Hey, boys have no human rights!

Thor sighed, and Ashe returned his "you know" look.

[——Selected: Yes.Electric Roast Thor, 30 minutes countdown.

Please contemporary Picasso complete the following tasks within half an hour:

Complete a sketch of the Goddess of Death, task requirements: 80% similarity is required, come on! 】

The moment he received the task, Sol, who was so sad that he could stroke a lock of hair, slumped directly on the chair. Before he collapsed, he didn't forget to take a mouthful of brown sugar ice powder to suppress his shock.

How short will his hair be cut this time?Cut to inch?He thundered the sledgehammer, he was not afraid!

【—No, it’s 200 pounds of fat gain. 】

Sol, who was flustered for a moment:? ? ?

You can shave your head and grow your beard, but you can't gain weight!Sol subconsciously touched his flat and firm twelve fast abdominal muscles, and shook his head wildly.

[——Mission reminder!Congratulations to Lei Sledgehammer for his sister's buff bonus.

Mr. Saul will get a chance to ask for help off the court, choose carefully. 】

Saul looked at Jason, who was sitting in a wheelchair and could do nothing but watch TV, and he was full of disdain: Does this guy have any skills other than guns and weight?If one day he weighs more than Red Hood, oh it's scarier than the end of the world!

Sol looked at Fat Jiu again: This guy who weighs as much as a wheelchair cover has used all his life's wisdom on eating!Sol's eyes darken at the thought of the entire refrigerator's snacks needing to be refreshed daily because of Clint's presence.

As for his brother, Loki wouldn't be surprised if he drew Hela as a tentacled octopus or Dormammu 2.0.

It seems that Sol's eyes are fixed on Bucky... that Kongwu's powerful mechanical arm, or is there any special drawing program built into this guy's mechanical arm?

Bucky met Sol's fiery gaze, thinking that this guy was going to grab his hairy belly, and immediately picked up the chopsticks to put the last big piece of hairy belly in the bowl into his mouth, but because of the failure of the mechanical arm, he almost threw the hairy belly Send it into the nostrils. "Sorry." Bucky immediately changed hands, and said calmly, "The machine is old and in disrepair, and I need to upgrade it someday."

Thor immediately passes Bucky.

too difficult!Sol really wanted to raise his head to the sky and scream, this question is too difficult!

Just as Sol was unfolding his rich inner activities, but he was complaining that every day should not be done, and the earth was not working, the captain full of positive energy couldn't stand it any longer. He thought that Sol's painting skills were an insult to Hela. Steve, who dreamed of home, thought for a moment, then took the drawing paper from Saul, and asked Ashe to borrow a 2B pencil, and began to paint and correct.

"Could this be the legendary double flowering of style?" Ashe, who originally thought that Sol's mission would fail, couldn't help but be surprised, but looking at the side face of the captain who is dedicated and meticulous in painting, he is too handsome!Even Hela, who "focuses on women's rights and doesn't pay attention to men", can't help showing admiration for Steve.

Ashe quickly called up Captain America's file, and sure enough, he saw "painting" in the talent column. By the way, when he swiped through Stark's file list, he accidentally saw Tony's talent - "forging iron".Well…

"Per a perfect!"

Steve finished the painting very quickly. Sol, who accidentally discovered the talents of his teammates, exclaimed, patted his good brother on the shoulder happily, held the drawing paper in both hands, and kissed it excitedly.

Hela, who didn't hear the system's mission for Sol, didn't know what was going on, quietly pulled the chair towards Loki. She had reason to suspect that Sol had a sister fetish.

The eyes of other people looking at Sol are not much better: look at the eyes of the landlord's silly son.gif

Apart from Ashe, only Saul knows that he doesn't need to add 200 pounds to become a fat man!

Perhaps the system had dealt too much blow to Sol, and Lei Sledgehammer, who was lying on the bed, had a dream of becoming a fat man all night!

what!Ahh!

In the dark night, he kept tossing and turning, and finally woke up suddenly because the content of the dream was too real. He sat up from the bed suddenly, and Sol looked at Loki who was standing beside his bed, and jumped twice in shock, "Loki !"

"You talking in your sleep made me study!" Loki became innocent instead, imitating Sol's way of talking in his sleep, "I'm a happy little fat house, and I'm strong in playing basics! Sol, why did you hit me? "Which one is better at throwing pots, Tianting Rocky is the best."

"Sorry." The burly-headed Loki fished out a bottle of Tiangong wine from under the bed, and took a sip to calm his shock. In fact, he should have said the "machine" of the game console, "You don't know what a terrible dream I had, I dreamed... I became a 500-jin fat man!" Thinking of this, Sol shivered with a sudden chill.

"You definitely don't have me in your dreams." Loki raised a "Rocky style" smile, "Otherwise I will definitely urge you every day, study hard, work hard, and work together to build Asgard, yeah !"

Sol thought about it, and felt that what Loki said made sense. "That's right." Feeling sleepy for a moment, he was relieved, muttered in a daze, fell asleep again, and did not forget to add before going to sleep, "Hi everyone, this is my brother Loki, welcome Come to the "Thor Talk Show" brother special."

Help!Rocky rolled his eyes, it seems that this guy is going to perform another night of talk show!

……

Jason's broken bones quickly recovered under Doctor Strange's magical treatment, although Strange shook his head and said, "I generally advocate medical treatment for your small injury. If this was three months ago, I would still When you are with Doctor Strange, I can also make you recover as quickly as possible."

Thinking of the past, Strange couldn't help sighing.Before his hands were abolished, he was still a staunch "atheist". He did not expect that in just three months, he would become a miraculous supreme mage.

Sure enough, in addition to Newton's first, second, and third laws, the "true fragrance" law is also worthy of being recorded in history!

Strange's small gap in daze was interrupted by Ashe's snap of his fingers, "Do you mages really need to meditate?"

"It's not a good thing to interrupt a magician's meditation." Strange pointed at the sky pretending to be mysterious, "Fortunately, I don't have to."

"Wow! Dr. Strange!" Just as Ashe and Strange were chatting happily, a slightly exaggerated fanboy scream interrupted them. Except for Damian who is on vacation, who else has such a big doctor? What about lung capacity?

Damian strode up to Strange, his excitement becoming more and more uncontrollable.In fact, although Damian expressed his desire to "go to New York and fly against the wind with his brothers" no less than ten times, Batman rejected them one by one.Damian didn't stay in the Batcave for three days after the holiday, so he demolished the cave, and almost dug out the deepest kryptonite.The old father, Bruce, was exhausted physically and mentally, so he sent his own son to Manhattan with a cruel heart, and he was still praying in his heart, hoping that the system would show mercy for the sake of minors.

"Thank you for not recognizing me as Sherlock Holmes." Strange pretended to smile.

"Why?" Damian replied without thinking, "You are at least five years older than Holmes."

Strange, "..." He retracted the thought just now, what kind of brat is this, he's not cute at all!

Damian, who realized that he seemed to have said something wrong, gently stretched out his small hand to cover his mouth, but his eyes were bulingbuling, obviously there were more questions he wanted to ask Doctor Strange.

Strange said blankly as if he had seen through Damian at a glance: "I didn't learn my magic at Hogwarts, in fact Hogwarts only exists in movies; and, I can't exchange my magic with you." cloak."

"Okay, Dr. Strange." Damian, who was out of breath for a second, drooped his head and couldn't get up. Although he regained his vitality after a second, he blinked his eyes and asked curiously, "I heard that your cloak can move by itself, is it true?"

of course it's true.

Strange didn't answer Damian's question. He couldn't hold back his desire to show off his red cloak, and raised one collar to greet Damian.

"Hello, red cloak!" Damian said hello to Strange's cloak, grabbing the collar of his cloak manually.

Doctor Strange, who couldn't understand the thoughts of these naive ghosts, said again, "..."

The result said Holmes, Holmes arrived.

Sherlock walked into the staff cafeteria full of energy and saw Doctor Strange who was "having fun" with Damian. He couldn't understand why this guy who was more like his own brother than Mycroft would enjoy being with children so naively play games?

Last time, Mycroft sent Sherlock a video of "Dr. Festival?", he felt incomprehensible to Doctor Strange's series of operations.

Maybe this is the legendary King of Children.

Sherlock resisted the urge to complain and sat down silently.If Stephen Kid King Strange heard Sherlock's inner voice, he would explain to himself indifferently: He is not!He didn't!He doesn't like children at all!

Compared with the calm two parties, the cafeteria owner and employees who rarely see "Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Strange in the same frame" in a century are obviously more excited. The undercover courtesan Dick has already photographed this scene and shared it with Wanda. I want to share Natasha's, but when I think of Hulk's invincible green fist... I'm afraid!

A second later, Wanda, who was having a meeting at the Avengers Base, had already sent the same framed photo to the "Avengers Base Pension Gossip Group"; Tony, who was talking about the next stage of the Avengers Pension Plan, quickly cast the photo on the screen, Looking at the picture magnified a hundred times, Tony called everyone to find fault together.

Sol (Asgard Lei Zhenzi) replied in the group: "Shocked! The super detectives and magical wizards in the civilized world have been separated for many years..."

America's Sweetheart: "Saul, you are not allowed to look at your phone during meetings!"

Fei Jiujiu: "It's better to eat melons! It's better to eat melons than to have a regular meeting!"

Your widowed sister in society: "I want to eat melon!"

Dr. Banner: "Eat melon +1"

Simple blacksmith: "Why don't we end the meeting early?"

Men can't be too quick: "I'm going to take a seat now!"

Phew, Kuaiyin was the first to disappear.

Ashe, who was pulled into the group chat by Tony: "You are not as active in saving the world as you are in eating melons."

As soon as Ashe finished replying, the next moment, the Avengers were already sitting in groups in the seats that Pietro had just occupied, and they forced the reluctant Sherlock and Watson to squeeze into the place on the grounds that they were outnumbered. At Doctor Strange's table.

At the same time, the gossiping Avengers were still whispering, "It's so similar, it's so similar!"

If ordinary Sherlock can't hear the voice of their communication, then Strange, who can hear the conversation clearly, has planned to draw a golden circle at the foot of the Avengers two tables, let them feel free fall for 30 minutes !

Time for these guys to know what a real "draw a circle and curse you" is!

Sherlock wasn't much better off there either, although he couldn't hear what the Avengers were saying, but through their exaggerated movements and excited expressions, he could think of what the Avengers were discussing on the back of his hair.

For a moment, the expressions on the two long faces were not quite right.

In addition to the extremely embarrassing duo who collided with faces and the extremely surging melon-eating revenge group, there was another person with an unusual expression!

Tim, who was polishing the glass at the bar, peeked quietly at the table that bumped his face, and then lowered his head, trying to hide his mood by wiping the glass.

Although Wanda was right in front of him, Dick, who was still texting her on his phone, noticed his little brother's expression, and Dick understood.Unlike other Robins, Tim is the most talented detective in the Bat family. If he hadn't become Red Robin, Tim would most likely go to London to learn from a teacher.In fact, he did, only to fail his apprenticeship because his idol came to New York.

By accident, Tim, who came to work in the staff cafeteria, finally had the opportunity to have frequent close contact with his idol.

Red Robin, whose face was as red as his name, was so happy that he almost fainted.

However, Sherlock and Watson come and go, but Tim has never been able to muster up the courage to express his admiration to him, or in other words, he hopes that he will have a chance to make a blockbuster debut in front of his idol!

【—In that case, let me help you! 】

Our system is always so considerate.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: I want to watch you stupidly.

Viral source: Tim Drake.

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Robin, the third generation of the Bat family, became Red Robin after retiring, and was also the founder of the Teen Titans.

He has dreamed of being a detective since he was a child, and he is the most talented detective in the Bat family.Die-hard Sherlock fan, very jealous of Sherlock Holmes' assistant John Watson. 】

Watson, who was concentrating on eating, suddenly felt an inexplicable chill, and then he gracefully took out his handkerchief and sneezed.

As for Tim, who was ruthlessly targeted: he felt the need to explain that he had absolutely no intention of being jealous of Mr. Watson!

【—Oh, I forgot to mention it.

Red Robin was also a genius hacker until Barbara became Oracle and was transferred to a field position.

Boil Red Robin, count down: 1 minute.

Tim, please complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

Ask Doctor Strange if he can sign in front of Holmes. 】

Red Robin: ? ? ?

Why did he still have a little expectation at the beginning, thinking that the system would really help him?

Tim had rejection written all over his face. At this moment, Doctor Strange seemed to realize something. He looked at the bar and happened to meet Tim's eyes. He seemed to read something from Tim's eyes.

Under the system's countdown to death, Tim could only hold a pen and walk towards Strange's table with heavy steps.

Sherlock noticed Tim too.

Tim, who felt that his death was imminent, thought for a long time, insisting that he could not violate his original intention and bear the risk of being boiled, his face flushed red, and then stammered to Sherlock: "Mr. Holmes, Sir, you... you have always been my super idol."

I didn't expect people to get a bunch of rainbow farts in a foreign land. Sherlock: happy smile.jpg

Sweeping away the haze of hitting his face, Sherlock saw Tim's nervousness. As an "idol", he changed from his previous aloofness, and unexpectedly "favored fans", "Hello, Tim. You can call me directly ..."

God!Tim is really nervous, especially when Sherlock talks to him.

Hearing Holmes' voice, Tim felt dizzy. After a moment of blank mind, he subconsciously took what Sherlock hadn't finished saying, "Can I call you... Fu?"

Holmes, "..." That was too straightforward.

The real Ah Fu who is far away in the Batcave of Gotham:? ? ?

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