[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Unexpectedly, the system forcibly played dead. Even if Jason took out his two guns and shot all the bullets at Bane's body, this guy's muscles like a fortified wall had reached the level of bulletproof.It's over, cool off.

But he wasn't afraid of Red Hood.

Jason signaled Ashe to leave first, "You are here to affect my performance." It was enough for him to deal with Bane alone.

Ashe thought about it, Jason's words were not unreasonable, "Okay." After speaking, he slipped away.

Jason:? ? ?It feels different from the normal plot.

Ashe didn't run very far, and soon she found a safe corner.Although the situation just now was a bit chaotic, she quickly recorded Bane's face and figure with the invisible camera embedded in the necklace, and she was opening the virtual panel to upload the video.There was a hint of annoyance in her eyes, except for special tasks, Ashe did not have the habit of wearing special contact lenses in her daily life, otherwise the current situation would not be so bad.

So now she needs to manually search for information related to Bane; the system flashed countless pictures, and there was a fierce beating sound and Jason's howl not far away, oh poor two barrels, after all Batman faced Bane There is no chance of winning, let alone the red hood that even Batman can't beat.Ever since Bane knew that his weakness was the "venom tube that can be torn off at any time", he spent three days and three nights without sleep to make a very strong venom steel tube, which is even more difficult to deal with.

The content of the virtual interface is composed of surveillance and network big data from all over the world. Ashe screens the effective images at the fastest speed, but it seems that this guy has no weaknesses, indestructible muscles, and an indestructible spiritual wall. Especially the action scene of breaking Batman's back with one leg, if it is not time-critical, Ashe can play it 5 times in a loop.

Wait a minute... Just as Ashe was a little anxious because he was looking for too much material, an unusual video content attracted Ashe's attention.

【——It's him, GAY Chao! 】

Ashe's expression became richer.In the video, like Batman, Bane raised Superman high with one hand, raised his right thigh with the other, and slammed Superman onto his own leg, perfectly interpreting what is called "bone-setting massage, orthopedic expert", Unexpectedly, with a click, Superman's back was not broken, but Bane's leg was cracked first.

Later, there was the scene of "Bain's second bone fracture" that Luthor saw.What's even more disgusting is that Superman patted the dust off his clothes, and made a shy face with a bitch: "I hate it, treating people so rudely."

drop!drop!The screen then turned red, and the alarm sounded in Ashe's mind.

【——Baine's weakness has been successfully retrieved. 】

Poor Jason at this time, he had been beaten and lying on the ground and couldn't get up.

Bain was aggressive, "Poor little bird, you haven't tasted the feeling of a broken back, have you?" After he finished speaking, he lifted Jason up and was about to lead Jason to follow in his father's footsteps when a lady's voice suddenly Resounding through the old factory.

"I hate it~ I hate it, I am so rude to others~ people~ every family~"

Bain's pupils constricted suddenly, and he threw Jason away like a ghost.The miserable Er Tong lay on the ground, unable to wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth.

Ashe, who was observing secretly, sympathized with Jason, and at the same time proved her conjecture. It seems that Superman really hit the orthopedic doctor very hard. "Who is it? Who is pretending to be a sissy?" Bane panted, enlarged the valve to let more venom pour into his body, and more toxin stimulation made him roar: "I want to be strong! I want to be strong!"

Jason, who was knocked to the ground, had reason to suspect that what was in Bane's tube wasn't venom, maybe it was Wangzai's milk!

At the same time, the system has successfully synthesized the voice bank of gay super, and the voices of more empresses echoed in the factory.

"Bane, it's me, I'm Chaochao~"

"Hey, Bain, you haven't been looking for my bones for a long time."

"Enen, I miss you so much!"

"Ouch!" Bain didn't vomit, but Jason, who was lying on the ground, vomited first.Even Ashe's expression became indescribable, she didn't expect the system to be so ruthless.

At this moment, the nausea and fear of defeating Superman hit, and Bane's psychological defense loosened a bit.

It's now!

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: gay super deterrence.

Virus source: Bain.

Searching for "Bane" related information... Search completed.

An extremely strong "poison" expert who is good at hand-to-hand combat and possesses amazing strength.

I'm very jealous of Captain America's title of "big breasts". Although his breasts are not small, no one has ever praised him like this (T^T), but some people always hope that he can play the role of brother expensive.

My dream in life is to open an orthopedic clinic after retirement, specializing in bruises and bone-setting massage.

Note: Batman and Superman are not allowed inside. 】

The current sound was not an echo from an empty, abandoned factory, but directly appeared in Bane's mind. For a moment, he thought it was a hallucination caused by his excessive dose of medicine.

【—Bain's bone pot, count down for 5 minutes.

Please Mr. Bain complete the following tasks within 5 minutes:

Imitate gay Chao and say: "Don't pity me because Enen is a delicate flower."]

Bain:? ? ?

Is the newly upgraded venom so fierce?Can I still have such an illusion?

Ben's eyes were cold and gloomy. For the safety of his life, he temporarily lowered the dose, sat on the ground to calm down the sudden dizziness, it seems that excessive reliance on venom is not a good thing, maybe he can invent a once-and-for-all Potion, just like clown gas.

Just when Bane was thinking about the future through a short break, the emotionless system reminded him.

【——Countdown 10...】

Of course, Bain, who still thought he was hallucinating, remained unmoved until the system finished broadcasting the countdown, and a fiery feeling rose from the bottom of his heart. At the same time, his limbs stretched out uncontrollably. When En realized what had happened, he had been broken into a "big" shape by the invisible air, and he was lying on the ground, unable to move.

What's even more exasperating is that a narration was also played at the scene. "Boydoor."

What's up with the music for this gay movie?Why does his majestic Brokenback now have the illusion of going into the sea to shoot gay movies!

Just when Bain exhausted all his strength to resist, click!The bone in his left arm was broken!

Howls like slaughtering pigs resounded throughout the audience.

This made Jason, who was also lying on the ground motionless, cheer in his heart: "Sweet!"

【——Right arm bone setting, countdown for 10 seconds.

Please Mr. Bain complete the following tasks within 10 seconds:

Imitating the gay Chao Niangniang and saying: "Don't feel sorry for Enen just because she is a delicate flower."]

The cheering sound from the gay super voice library was also played in the venue, "Looking good on you, Enen!"

Fortunately, Bane has a genius brain that doesn't match his muscular body at all. He knows the current situation. If he doesn't cooperate with this damn mechanical sound, not only his left arm, but his leg may also be useless.

"En! En!" Bane's howling voice wanted to be constipated.

[——Failure warning!If you are not enough, the mission will fail~]

"Don't do it because of en~en~" Since when did he, the majestic Brokenback, suffer such a great humiliation? If Bain's lacrimal glands were more developed, there would probably be a few drops of crystal tears gushing from his eyes at this moment, although Bain's His forehead was covered with beads of sweat.

This scene looks a bit flamboyant!Especially for this line, although Ashe and Jason, who have pictures, know what happened, but for Superman who can only hear the voice, it is another imaginative scene.

At this time, Superman was quietly flying over New York from the metropolis. When he passed an abandoned factory in the suburbs of New York, his excellent hearing caught a familiar voice. The voice was rough but very motherly.Superman immediately stopped in the air, and then he clutched his chest and retched uncontrollably.

who is it?Mentally polluting New York City!

Superman, who really couldn't bear it, turned around and dived to the ground.

"Oh it's you, Bane!"

It was clear that neither of these two wanted to see each other.Superman recalled that he was controlled by pink kryptonite at the time, and Bane was the villain he played against him the longest. Water does not turn, Feng Shui turns."Superman even thought, is it because he caused too much psychological blow to Bane, so this guy has become crazy and turned into a mother?

And Bane, at the moment he saw Superman, something collapsed in his heart, it was his broken heart.Baine, who was making the last struggle with his neck up, lay back on the ground with a bang, and even closed his eyes peacefully, "Forget it if you die."

……

In the staff cafeteria, Jason, who was injured on duty, was wearing a bandage, enjoying the considerate feeding service with a blank expression.

If it wasn't Dick who fed him, he wouldn't be deadpan.

Now Dick was dissatisfied, "How many lovely ladies asked me to provide feeding service, but I didn't agree." If it weren't for Jason's bruised and pitiful appearance, Dick really wanted to throw the bowl away, Do not eat and pull down.

"Let's shout out, stand up!" The TV news is always in tune with the mood of the diners. If the host hadn't followed up with the phrase "glorious working people", Jason almost thought it was meant for him.

"Next we will broadcast the second piece of news. Today, enthusiastic netizens dug up a Luoyang shovel. The current President Lex Luthor once insinuated that Captain America was an undercover agent of Hydra during the presidential campaign. Our reporter commented on this news I just happened to be interviewing an enthusiastic team leader doing charity work on the street."

From bottom to top, the camera slowly moved across the captain's powerful waist, strong chest muscles, and sexy Adam's apple, and finally settled on his handsome face full of gentle smiles, especially those beautiful eyes, which are releasing firm strength , Many viewers couldn't help sighing when they saw such a picture, "Captain America, the light of America!"

Full of positive energy, Steve smiled nonchalantly in the face of tricky questions raised by reporters, and then answered humorously, "HailHydra!"

"Pfft!" Jason, who was drinking water, couldn't help spraying Dick across the face. Facing Dick's speechless and disgusted gaze, he sat on the wheelchair and jumped up on the spot, saying hello to Captain America and other Avengers who were coming towards him.

The Avengers "Director of Teaching" is earnestly and seriously criticizing Saul and Clint, "Summoning Thunder is forbidden to bake popcorn, and grilled chicken wings are also not allowed!"

Sledgehammer and Fat Jiu looked at each other, and curled their lips in unison.Bucky on the side smiled thoughtfully. After a few days of getting along in harmony, he has been perfectly integrated into the Avengers, except that it is really difficult for him to accept the fact that he is over 70 years old.

They came to eat by smelling the aroma. A few minutes ago, Sol accidentally blew up the kitchen of the Avengers base. Several men stood in a mess with dignified faces, and when they were thinking about how to clean up the mess, they felt greedy. The scent of people came from the window, and Sol's eyes lit up, "Why don't we have a meal first and then clean up?"

A few life idiots who were in a mess agreed immediately.

Aixi just brought out a pot of cold pot skewers from the back kitchen, and the mellow and spicy smell spread out in the small room instantly, directly attacking the taste buds of several superheroes!

As a 24K pure foodie, Fei Jiu has already swallowed his saliva several times. He first scooped up a bunch of bouncy and chewy tribute balls, which were covered with a rich and spicy soup and flowed down the chubby mouth. The meatball dripped, and Clint couldn't wait to put it into the mouth. The soup carried by the meatball exploded between his lips and teeth, and the umami taste burst out in a flash. The head is as round.

Sol was not to be outdone, he tried his best to resist the urge to yell "another", and while stuffing his mouth full, he said regretfully: "It would be great if Loki was here too." The restless Asgard three Princess, take advantage of Sol's inattention and don't know where to go to make troubles.

……

Hela, who came all the way from Asgard, has not yet gained a firm foothold on the earth, and at a glance, he sees his silly younger brother licking skewers with a happy face, muttering and gulping a few sips of beer from time to time, his eyes are full of laughter crescent.

"Sol."

The familiar voice approached, and Sol, who was picking his teeth with sticks, was startled. He looked at the enchanting Hela standing at the door, and he was so scared that he dropped the sticks.

"Sister Hela!" Without waiting for Thor's introduction, several Avengers took the lead in reporting Hela's name, and Captain America, who has always been very polite, invited her to take a seat, "Welcome to Earth, Sol often mentions you to us." .”

Although it is not a good thing.

"Really, he never mentioned you to me..." After finishing speaking, he glanced around, and then added "we" lightly.

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Before meeting Hela, Sol was MVP; after meeting Hela, Sol was MMP.So even if he returned to Asgard, Sol was unwilling to communicate with Helado; although since the relationship between father and daughter was eased, Hela, the women's rights representative, was determined to revive the cause of the Valkyries, and she was determined to carry forward women's rights. Now she has come to Earth , but also looking for opportunities to strengthen her feminist organization.

By the way, Loki, who failed in force, was taken back to Asgard to take the test again.

Sol smiled slightly, he didn't have such troubles as he was No.1 in martial arts class all the year round.

"Don't be complacent." Facing Thor's little pride, Hela dismantled him indifferently and without hesitation, "Next year Asgard will offer cultural courses, and students who fail to pass the pass are not allowed to leave Asgard. until the make-up exam is passed."

Hearing this, Sol's smile gradually disappeared, and then he picked up the sledgehammer with a slap, and said to "Hella" aggressively: "Stop playing Loki, I know there must be some conspiracy behind your crazy study. "

Loki, who accidentally fell off his horse, immediately returned to his original body. He raised his hands and surrendered, "Relax, Saul, it's not a bad thing to learn more knowledge." He blinked mischievously as he spoke.

Although Sol was momentarily angry at Loki's prank, he also let out a long sigh of relief, "You don't know how terrifying Hela is, that mousse essence, who uses a whole bottle of setting water every day to fix her hair!" Said that Sol also shook his flowing blond hair. With his excellent and fluffy hair, he would never have such troubles.

"And his terrible feminism, he actually asked me if I would like to join his Valkyrie organization! Oh my god, how can I become a Valkyrie!" complained about his eldest sister?Sol couldn't finish talking for three days and three nights.

Although regarding this point, it is necessary for Loki to correct him, "Hasn't it always been your dream to become a Valkyrie?"

Saul, "..." He decided to change the topic, and continued to complain about Hela's bad history until the expressions of his fans became more and more exciting.At the same time, a dark breath like a cloud slowly enveloped Sol.

The excited Saul finally stopped talking, and asked naively, "Why don't you talk anymore?"

The Avengers remained unmoved.

Jason, whose neck and arms were still immobilized, stretched out one of his fingers with difficulty, motioning Sol to look back at the door.

The target of his complaints, Hela, was leaning against the door frame leisurely, with a smile of the goddess of death on the corner of her mouth, and she didn't know how long she had been standing here.

"Sister!" Sol pretended that nothing had happened and waved warmly at Zhen Hela, with a simple, innocent and cute smile on his mouth, but in his heart he was praying that Hela didn't hear anything.

Loki, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, opened the chair beside Hela in a gentlemanly manner, and invited his sister to take a seat.

"When did you come, and you didn't say hello to me, I can arrange it for you."

Hai Lapi looked at Saul with a half-smile, "Start with mousse essence."

Saul, "..."

Fortunately, Hela didn't want to talk about anything with Sol, and got straight to the point, "Today I found a magical drawing paper in the library room of Asgard. The theme of the painting is called "My Sister"."

Thor's smile gradually froze again.

"I speculate that this painting is not more than a year old." Hela said as she spread out the drawing paper.

Aixi was walking out of the back kitchen with six servings of brown sugar ice powder. His eyes fell on the kraft paper. After thinking for a while, he made a pertinent evaluation, "Contemporary Picasso."

Sol:? ? ?Now he understands why he can hear the name of the dish being announced.

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