[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Bruce, the "little white strip in the waves" in the sea of ​​love, never imagined that he would have a car rollover one day.

If someone asks at this time: How does it feel to have your ex-girlfriend join a table fighting landlords in front of you?

Bruce will definitely say: "Don't talk, let me answer this question!"

Jason, who couldn't stand "eating alone", immediately secretly sent a text message to inform his two brothers who were late for work. After all, Robin must share the gossip with each other!Dick, who came over from Pidianpidian, obviously empathized with Bruce who was in the Shura field. After all, his ex-girlfriend was no less than his father.

With a mentality of half eating melons and half learning, the dining atmosphere in the staff canteen has become weird.

As it stands, Bruce and his ex-girlfriends are sitting silently at one table, while Tony has called his fellow Avengers to occupy the other two tables.Ai Xi thoughtfully prepared a plate of melon seeds, a basket of popcorn, and a bunch of lemons for them. The standard food for eating melons is all there!

The Avengers are still in the group to start buying and leaving, and everyone is guessing which lady will take the lead in beating Bruce with a black nose and a swollen face, or everyone will do it together!After all, none of these three seemed to be easy to mess with.

Compared with the colorful expressions of the people eating melons, and looking at the main table surrounded by spectators, except for Bruce who was sitting on pins and needles, the other three sisters were surprisingly calm. Just as Bruce was quickly using his little brain, he was about to say something to break the situation. In the eerie silence, Thalia said coldly, "Be quiet first, Bruce."

Bruce, whose mouth was half open, shut it instantly.

The bewitching host of "New York Evening News" didn't know what strange news was being broadcast, but his final closing words surprisingly matched the atmosphere outside the TV, "Sister, listen to my advice, men are not worth it."

Whoosh!Bruce really wants to cover his aching little heart now, may I ask if Hawkeye next door is attacking him with an invisible arrow?Clint, who was being cueed, was obviously more interested in a table of delicious food than watching gossip. At this time, he was grabbing a handful of popcorn and pouring it into his mouth, sighing in his heart: this crunchy taste !This sweet yet creamy taste!It was the best popcorn he had ever eaten!

The camera goes back to Bruce, and the man is praying silently and devoutly: just treat him as an invisible man, please!He will change his mind in the future and be a good man!

Seeing Bruce's loveless appearance, Tony, who was addicted to eating hickory-flavored melon seeds and became more and more addicted, pretended to inadvertently take off the big diamond ring on his ring finger, and wiped it carefully. The exquisite diamond gleamed under the light Shining light, he took a breath, and Tony carefully took the diamond ring back.

provocative!Naked provocation!

Bruce on the side was so angry that he had a heart attack. Of course he understood what this insole man meant. Isn't he just showing off that after he washed his hands in the gold basin and found his true love, he no longer had such troubles!

【--Ding!Your gossip system is online!

May I ask Mr. Wayne, your three ex-girlfriends gathered together, if you say that they all came for you, would you be moved? 】

move?Don't dare to move, dare not move.Bruce cursed, didn't you dare to wipe his forehead sweat?

【——Just don’t dare to move. 】

As soon as he said this, Bruce instantly realized what the name of the dish meant.He could almost imagine the system saying with a blank expression: "Mr. Wayne, please invite your three ex-girlfriends to start a mahjong exchange."

【—Mr. Wayne, you really understand me. 】

Bruce showed a half-hearted smile, and answered him in his heart, "No, I don't want to know you at all, and I hope to keep a distance from you forever." According to the past urine of the system, Bruce thought he would immediately Change to another tortured candidate, so that I can still eat for a few days in peace.Unexpectedly, face slaps always come so quickly!

Bruce felt bitter, so he should keep his original intention and never step into this crappy staff canteen again.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Playboy の Love Debt. 】

Bruce, who wanted to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead: What does this mean?Don't be cute, okay?

[——Virus source: Bruce Wayne.

Braised Batman, 5 minutes countdown.

Please Mr. Wayne complete the following tasks within 5 minutes:

He said to Sa Yueguang: "Actually, after you died, I thought of many ways to revive you."]

Bruce: "..." This afterthought-like quotation from a scumbag is definitely not his majestic Batman style!He has been in love for so many years not because of these few false words of love!

However, for the safety of his life, Bruce still gritted his teeth and completed the task with a very unnatural expression.

Now the gloating Jason is not calm anymore, what?Even Samantha Batman wants to resurrect her?He died but didn't mean to be saved by his father at all?Jason, who was immediately sentimental, was a little hurt.

It was Ashe who comforted him, "Look out, Jason. If you think about it with your red hood, you can tell. This is what the system forced Bruce to say. Besides, when you died, the law of resurrection from the dead had not yet begun to be popularized. Woolen cloth!"

Thinking about it, Jason's mood immediately eased.

Samantha is indeed the lotus essence in the white lotus world, and the century-old green tea in the green tea world. After listening to Bruce's explanation, she smiled softly, and once her usually arrogant eyes softened, one can imagine the lethality.She in turn comforted, "Don't blame yourself, Bruce. In Gotham, sudden death on the street and sudden fraud are normal things. Unlike the Avengers next door, don't look at the sand sculpture route they usually take laughing and joking. This ending is tragic, but it is still a normal operation."

The Avengers Next Door: ? ? ?They can't eat these melon seeds anymore.

Bruce didn't expect Samantha to be so understanding, and memories flooded back.He thought that if it wasn't for Samantha's death, they might have walked into the palace of marriage hand in hand; it was also Samantha's death that made him realize that his bat hood was actually green.Bruce couldn't help but sigh with emotion, it really was a fateful fate, and luck made people fool.

【——Stop teasing people, the last time you and Sa Yueguang were going to tease people, Damian interrupted you. 】

Damian, who was doing his homework on the surface of Gotham but actually demolished his home in the Batcave: Ah!Ah Choo!Fu, I seem to have a cold!

Speaking of Damian, Bruce’s eyes fell on his ex-wife Thalia again. He hadn’t seen her for many years, but Thalia was still so beautiful. The great maternal glory made her character more tenacious, even though she rejected Thalia at the beginning. He failed to inherit the League of Assassins, but he still sincerely thanked Ta's ex-wife for her dedication.

[—— Braised Batman, countdown for 5 minutes.

Please Mr. Batman complete the following tasks within 5 minutes:

Heta's ex-wife said: "Thalia, Damian is the most precious gift I have received."]

Bruce thought for a while, although this was a bit nasty, but he did it anyway.

Thalia was stunned for a moment, and the only softness in her heart was touched inadvertently, and she was also a little moved by it.Talia always thought that she couldn't be with Bruce, and never thought of telling him about Damian's existence until that accident.Judging from the current situation, indeed, it is the best choice for Damian to follow Bruce.

It seems that the mahjong foursome get along fairly well.The Avengers, who hadn't eaten anything for a while, were a little hungry, and Tony was already scanning the QR code to arrange dinner for everyone.

Bruce also breathed a sigh of relief. Although he didn't know why his ex-girlfriends would gather here, it seemed that the beautiful, kind and generous ladies didn't mean to embarrass him.

[—— Braised Batman, countdown for 5 minutes.

Please Mr. Batman complete the following tasks within 5 minutes:

Said to the cat Zhusha: You have always been beautiful when you wield the little leather whip. 】

Seeing the last part of the mission, Bruce, who was about to get out of the sea of ​​suffering, followed the system's requirements without thinking, and then he realized that something was wrong?

The atmosphere of the cafeteria, which was originally quite warm, immediately mixed with something unspeakable.

Cat Cinnabar Selina: ?

Sa Yueguang & Ta's ex-wife: ? ?

Avengers onlookers: What's up with this sudden tinge/emotion?

Bruce, who can't speak clearly with a hundred mouths, understands that Mr. Daring Intelligence is waiting for him here!

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more wrong, he was so embarrassed that he could only forcefully explain, "I mean, you can now be your own, Selina. I have always admired your bravery."

Selina just flashes a purely sexy smile, clearly unimpressed by Bruce's forceful explanation.

Bruce, who was about to give up struggling, pulled down his bow tie, and cursed the system in his heart for three hundred rounds. This time, he would go back to the Batcave no matter what he said. system!

【—It's useless, Mr. Wayne.

The system warmly reminds: If the current mission is successful, please Mr. Wayne do not have any other negative emotions~

Otherwise there will be a 98% chance of receiving a new mission request. 】

F**k!Not angry, not angry, Bruce was in the mood to smash the store, but he still tried his best to restrain his emotions, "Three beautiful ladies, are you dating?"

The eyes of several ladies rolled around, and everyone realized that they seemed to have been designed.

Thalia was the first to place an invitation letter on the table, the black bat logo was eye-catching.At the beginning, there were other ex-girlfriends, so everyone was embarrassed to say that they were all invited by "Batman"!

Bruce picked up the invitation letter and took a closer look, his teeth were so angry, "Is it my style to speak such a disgusting invitation?"

"Yes." Several ladies answered him in unison without thinking.

Bruce was speechless, "..." He immediately thought it was a conspiracy between Ashe and the name of the dish, or adding Nightwing, Red Hood and Red Robin as accomplices.

【——Mr. Wayne, then you are really wrong to blame me.

A sincere and kind system never takes the initiative to harm others, it is all sent to your door on your own initiative. 】

Bruce felt that he must be on the top now, otherwise, how could he still hear the feeling of grievance from the cold mechanical voice?

He looked at Ashe, whose eyes were also innocent.Although the name of the dish was not trustworthy, Ashe never lied, Bruce believed the system's nonsense a little bit.

There is only one truth. Now that the name of the dish has been ruled out, the murderer is only——

The guy who says the bigger the laugh the luckier he is, the clown!

This time, Bruce swears even worse.

"Nguage (don't swear)!" Captain America, who was only eating melons quietly, couldn't bear it anymore. Why do these superheroes swear when they get excited?Can't you just learn from him, he lived to be more than 70 years old and cursed no more than five fingers, and three of them were because of the name of the dish!

Bruce, who was reprimanded by the dean of the school next door, shut up angrily. He was so angry that he couldn't even vent his normal vent. Now Bruce wanted to change his words to the captain, "Old virgin!"

……

After witnessing Bruce's Shura field with his own eyes, Ye Yi, who also has a very rich love history, returned to the staff dormitory, quickly stroked his ex-girlfriend and ambiguous partners, and spent the night thinking about what he should say when we meet again What, write them down in his diary one by one.Don't remember, don't know, the thick diary is filled to the brim.

So, the next day, Ashe, who came to find Dick as a driver and coolie, looked at his huge dark circles and yawning in silence, and didn't want to speak for a long time.

Although she intended to say: "Dick, as long as you show your buttocks, all ex-girlfriends with white moonlight and red cinnabar will all bow down to your Yewing buttocks."

Considering the safety of his life, Ashe could only temporarily change the driver to Jason. Fortunately, Jason has an advantage, he can change the tires.

The two did not expect that they would always run into various Avengers heroes in the supermarket.

For example, the Black Panther I met this time, and by the way, I also witnessed a wonderful scene of a Wakanda prince punishing rape and eliminating evil-in the case of Ashe holding Jason who rushed to help.

Today was originally the day when T'Challa went to Stark Tower to discuss with Tony about the plans of the Wakanda International Outreach Center. Unexpectedly, when he passed by the supermarket and was about to buy a bottle of water, he saw a big man with various villain tattoos on his arm. Something was snatched from a child, and the little furry child who was only three or four years old was so frightened that he cried loudly.

In broad daylight, the sky is bright!Even children's things have to be snatched!

T'Challa came to a screeching halt at that time, ready to teach the brother to be a good man, and if he could, he planned to replace all the villains on his arm with superheroes.Just as T'Challa was about to get out of the car, he received a message from the tribe.

"Dear brother, my father and mother are preparing to take me around the world, please return to Wakanda to inherit the throne immediately after seeing this message, now! Immediately! Don't delay for a second!"

T'Challa, "..."

Although I don't know why his sister is so anxious, T'Challa really dare not delay even a little bit... only 30 seconds! In 30 seconds he promises to take down the hunk!T'Challa, who did what he said, threw the target task down, and said in a very gentlemanly way before beating him up, "I need to go home now to deal with urgent matters, so I can only use 3 times as much strength to solve the battle quickly, sorry !"

In less than 10 seconds, the unlucky perpetrator was beaten to the ground, closed his eyes angrily, and thought about life.

After completing the task, T'Challa happened to see Ashe and Jason who were stunned. Knowing Jason's identity as "Gotham Vigilante", he asked Jason to deal with the follow-up, and explained what happened and what he needed Reasons to return home.

As soon as Techara finished speaking, 30 seconds just passed.

The Wakanda stealth fighter just landed out of thin air, watching T'Challa go away, Ashe and Jason Qiqi said with emotion, "The richest man's pomp is big!"

Jason tied up the big brother, and returned the coins he snatched to the crying little boy, and bought a lollipop to comfort him in a very good mood, before he set his eyes on the boy's arm tattoo on.

Jason patted his chest, isn't it just tattoo removal, he's good at it!

During the period, the big man who had fallen into the hands of the perverted red hood groaned because of the extremely severe pain, "This man is good or bad, and he beat me to death if he said something urgent at home! What kind of urgent matter can beat me up like this, could it be that I want to go home and inherit the throne?"

Jason impatiently found a piece of cloth to plug his weird mouth, "That's right, he does have the throne to inherit."

Half an hour later, Ashe looked at Jason who was sharpening his knife while drinking milk tea, "You can just wash the tattoo, but engrave the tattoo? Can you do it? Do you want to find Captain America? He has good drawing skills."

Jason, who was questioned about his painting skills, was very dissatisfied. Amidst howling like a pig, Jason said to himself from time to time, "It's strange, why can't this 'Bane' be washed off?"

"Who's calling me?"

Bane, who was strolling nearby, didn't expect to hear someone calling him, and a "dong dong dong" appeared in front of Ashe and Jason's eyes, scaring the two of them almost thinking it was an earthquake.

"It's you, Little Red Hood." Bane recognized Jason's identity at a glance. Not surprisingly, Bane has successfully deciphered that Bruce is Batman.

Jason looked at Bane with a very ugly expression, "It's you, Brokeback."

Bane was in a good mood. A few days ago, he rescued the Joker from Arkham. In return, the Joker told him a series of great achievements of Batman in New York.Bain, who is extremely bored, plans to come to New York to find his "old friend" to catch up.

Now it seems... we can bring up the little bird of the Bat family as an appetizer to reminisce about the old days.

Realizing that something was wrong, Jason took out his guns and stood in front of Ashe, "Run first, as long as I can delay."

"Don't panic." Aixi inhaled the last pearl of the milk tea without changing her expression, "We have the name of the dish."

This Brokenback Man's murderous intent was so strong that he had his own system to deal with it.

【—Dangerous virus is being detected.

Oops!The task target's heart is like stagnant water.

Oh, this guy is so defensive!I need a certain amount of time! 】

Jason, who was ready to appreciate the system's performance, didn't realize it for a while: "What do you mean?"

"It means..." Ashe's voice was surprisingly indifferent, "Our Mr. Bao has encountered an invincible firewall!"

The author has something to say: the second watch is coming, I feel great!