[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Compared with other people's murmurs, Luthor who saw Ashe in the crowd was much more excited, "Today is another day to complete the task of 'gathering superpowers'!"

Excited, Luther warmly hugged Ashe, "Dear Ashe, I'm so happy to meet you. Say hello to the dish name system for me!"

[I am also happy for you. 】Sure enough, the mechanical voice that reported the name of the dish has already answered Luther,【Congratulations to Mr. Luther for bidding farewell to the wheelchair and returning to the pinnacle of life. 】

"Thank you." The popular Luther expressed his gratitude to the system sincerely. After all, the enemy of an enemy is a friend; picture, unfortunately.

However, this cannot stop Luther from being in a good mood, "I also thank Mr. Bao Caiming for his outstanding contribution to the sustainable development of the US GDP and the maintenance of law and order in New York."

After speaking, Luther's eyes lit up, and he seemed to see another familiar and pretty figure in the crowd.

Luther beckoned, "Hi, beautiful Ms. Samantha." Samantha, who was searching for something in the crowd, her eyes lit up, and she walked towards them with a smile.Soon, Ashe knew that Luther was not the lady's target.

After the two embraced warmly, Luther's eyes were full of watching a drama, "I should leave time for the two of you to catch up, don't you think so, Bruce." Touching Bruce's right shoulder, the smile deepened at the corner of his mouth.

Melon No. [-] Ashe is very calm on the surface, but in fact, Quiet Mimi's eyes are already jumping back and forth between Bruce and Samantha.

All of a sudden, thunder struck the ground, and a turbulent hormonal atmosphere exploded between them. Relying on the unstable pheromones from men and women, the system quickly detected all information about Samantha.

[——Samantha, senior executive of the Owl Court in Gotham City.

Searching for information about "The Court of Owls"... Search completed.

A secret organization composed of many famous families in Gotham City. On the surface, it is a dark organization that opposes the Wayne Group. In fact, members of the organization will look in the mirror and ask at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night: "Mirror, mirror, am I the most famous person in Gotham City?" Elegant people?" And think the Black Masked Sionnis family and the Penguin Copperpot family are not elegant enough to be owls!

There is an unspeakable PY deal with the Gotham Orphanage, which buys orphans all the year round and trains them into killers loyal to the court—"claws".

He claims to be the only night walker in Gotham, and he wants to get rid of Batman, because there is only one bird that can walk through the darkness of Gotham, and the owl will never admit defeat!

Speaking of Samantha, Bruce's old friend, at the same time as a green light enveloped Bruce.Playing Bruce on the outside, with sharp claws on the inside, he was stabbed to death by his underground boyfriend on the spot after stepping on two boats, and now he came back from the dead! 】

No wonder Bruce looked at Samantha with such complicated eyes. Ashe, who had eaten a big mouthful of melon, obviously couldn't accept the huge amount of information.

"Samantha." Fortunately, Bruce, who had never experienced any storms, calmed down quickly, and he showed a steady yet charming smile, "Long time no see, I miss you very much."

After Samantha's death, the claws of the Court of Owls have been included in Arkham by Batman, and this elegant evil organization has also disintegrated.When Bruce saw Samantha, he was more worried about the owl's return to the rivers and lakes besides feeling the romance of the past.Although Samantha told Bruce that she is just an unfettered free person now.

But anyone with eyes can tell that Samantha has cast no less than twenty winks!

Bruce Wayne's nightlife is quite rich today!

Just as Mr. Stark, who was not far away, also noticed the gossip in their circle, and was about to walk towards Ashe with his restless footsteps, the sound resounding from the stage instantly attracted everyone's attention. "Welcome everyone to the Lex Group's dinner!" After a series of official and boring opening remarks and thank you list, Ashe, who tried her best to restrain her yawn, glanced at his male partner from the corner of her eye.

Samantha was intending to invite Bruce to take a step to speak, and showed a pitiful expression that weak and delicate flowers are good at.

Bruce looked at Ashe, as a gentleman, he would not leave Ashe alone at the banquet; but as a playboy, he couldn't refuse any lady's request, let alone had a relationship with him Sa Yueguang.

Bruce's inquiring gaze turned to Ai Xi, which gave Ai Xi the illusion of "a big superhero sci-fi action movie turned into a dog-blood triangle romance drama" for a moment, and then she had a face of "ah, why do you think I'm too beautiful?" Can't you move your eyes, Duo Ding?" and let Bruce make his own choice.

In the end, Sa Yueguang was even better!

The moment Bruce and Samantha left, the "name of dish" who had been silent all this time spoke.

【——I suddenly had a bold idea. 】

Ashe immediately reached a consensus with the system, and almost clapped her hands.So, when Luther watched Ashe walking towards him with noble and elegant steps, a chill slowly rose from behind him, although after hearing Ashe's intention, he immediately smiled again, bringing With a malicious smile that only belonged to villains, he said, "Excuse me, are you a devil?"

Tony, who was always on the verge of moving, forced his way into the topic, "Let me tell you first that I didn't mean to eavesdrop, you guys were so excited about the discussion just now!" Then he showed the same expression as Luthor, "I agree very much. !"

In this way, the trio hit it off.

And Bruce, who returned to the banquet with a happy expression, explained to Ashe in a gentlemanly manner that "Samantha hopes to seek shelter from the Wayne Group and get rid of the threat of residual claws", while thinking about how to become Batman to completely eradicate the Court of Owls.

He still doesn't know that the opportunity for "Bruce to become Batman" will come soon.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Love is a light, so green that you panic.

Viral source: Samantha.

To prevent the green light from covering Gotham, please Mr. Bruce Wayne complete the following tasks within 5 minutes:

Change into a Batman suit for the party. 】

Bruce, who was inexplicably cueed again, "..."

Although this task sounds like a nonsense as always, it is unexpectedly not so difficult to complete.Bruce, who was extremely speechless, turned into Batman quietly without being upright. Just as he returned to the banquet scene, he heard Lex Luthor's overly enthusiastic voice resounding in the venue, "The following is our mysterious guest , Gotham Batman!"

As soon as the words fell, a spotlight shone on Bruce, who was trying to keep a low profile.

Bruce: Such a coincidence?

Now that he was named, Bruce, who didn't want to become popular, could only cough a few times, bite the bullet and walked onto the stage, and then greeted everyone with his charming subwoofer, "Hi, I'm Gotham Batman."

In this situation, Ashe has already thought of a title for the "New York Evening News", #Shocked!Gotham's Batman appeared at the President's Dinner, Metropolis Superman actually took a back seat? #

How about it, isn't it very headline party?

He didn't want to attract attention, but he didn't expect that Batman, who would attract everyone's attention as soon as he appeared, maintained his usual aloof personality. He planned to leave the stage before saying a few words, and then smashed through the glass and flew into the night sky. The routine was wonderful. night watch life.Happy!

however……

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: of course choose to believe her.

Virus source: Batman.

Please Mr. Batman complete the following tasks within 5 minutes:

As Bruce Wayne, he stepped onto the stage to teach everyone the "99 Rules of Playboy Seduction". 】

Bruce:? ? ?

If it is said that when he received the first mission, there was only a little doubt in his heart; then now, a huge shadow has shrouded him.

It's too much!He is a majestic Batman, is this how the system comes and goes immediately?impossible!

[——Mission failed, the entire network will be notified of Bruce Wayne's green history, and sent to SHIELD, League of Assassins and other major organizations in real time. 】

Bruce who was brutally threatened: If he changes, can he immediately change back to the suit?

Watching the majestic Batman leave, Luthor once again served as the host with pranks and excitement, "When it comes to Batman, I have to say that the man behind Batman also has a sexy body, and Bruce Wayne is sexier than money. En! Mr. Wayne, please tell us a few words!"

There was thunderous applause at the scene, and the image of Bruce, who hastily changed his clothes, appeared under the spotlight and immediately became mature and steady. Slowly said, "Compared with my invincible wealth, I think you must be more interested in my past love history."

Laughter immediately erupted from the audience, and many people speculated whether Mr. Wayne had drunk too much.

"Speaking of flirting with girls..." Bruce simply took the opportunity to pretend to be drunk, and became addicted to a stand-up show actor. The difficulty of the task is not worth mentioning to him.

System: Are you sure?

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected again: Love is a ray of light, so green that you panic.

Please Mr. Wayne put on the Batman suit immediately. 】

At the same time, Luthor, who took over the microphone from him, also started to make trouble, "Our Gotham judge, Mr. Batman, heard that his patron Bruce Wayne was also present, and he has something to say to Mr. Wayne." explain."

More intense applause broke out again at the scene, and many friends tried their best to restrain their screams. It seems that they are probably CP fans of Batman and Bruce.A swaying Bruce with a muscular figure looked at Luthor indifferently, and he really wanted to swear now.

F**K, these two have an appointment!

Bruce had no choice but to transform into Batman again. This time, he almost forgot his cloak because of the tight schedule, and his tone and expression were very unnatural.

However, the torment continued.

【—Danger warning!Please Mister Batman as Bruce Wayne again. 】

【—Danger warning!The Ultimate Purification of Bruce Wayne, Batman! 】

【—Danger warning!Mr. Batman, everyone is waiting for you to share "How to earn tens of billions a year without relying on 996", change back to Mr. Wayne! 】

Time passed by, watching Bruce shuttle back and forth between the two identities without stopping until he lost his mind.

Who is Batman?Who is Bruce Wayne?Help, what's his name!

Samantha, who witnessed the whole process, was also stunned by Bruce's behavior. It's been a long time since I saw her, and her old friend really couldn't stand the mental torture and went crazy like this!Disappointed Samantha didn't think she could seek Wayne's asylum, so she quietly left early while no one was paying attention.

As for Tony, who was sipping red wine calmly, "Those who fell off the horse early like me don't have such troubles."

……

Meanwhile, Manhattan, New York.

In a quiet suburban villa, the Riddler and the Penguin were happily playing the latest crossword puzzle hell version. They didn't notice that the window behind them was pried open from the outside by an exceptionally flexible creeper, and then the infinitely malleable The big creeper slowly slipped into the house.

Just when it was about to touch the elegant and magnificent sofa, the Riddler, who had not turned around, finally said unbearably: "Don't you know that my villa has 360-degree surveillance without dead ends and is full of traps? By the way, this is Little Penguin's new sofa, don't touch it. Got it, Poison Ivy?"

Pamela and Halle raised their two small heads from the window, their chins resting on the window sill, one with a beautiful face and the other with innocent eyes, they both asked in unison: "Can you invite us into the house? "

It turned out that when the Joker was arrested again by Batman and imprisoned in Arkham, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, who were accomplices but did not cause obvious harm, were temporarily exempted from Arkham's prison. Take control and can't help the clown.

"If I'm not wrong," Harry asked the Penguin and the Riddler angrily, "My Hani should have sent you an SOS message, but you ignored him!"

Oswald and Edward looked at each other, and after 3 seconds, they shook their heads and denied it.

Pamela was ready to release the psychotoxin, "Don't force me to do chemistry."

The two men on the opposite side thought about it carefully, and finally remembered something, and their expressions changed.

That being said, the Joker did send them a message.Edward pulled out his phone and turned to the one that was blacked out a few days ago, "I'm the clown, and I'm on my way to Arkham in New York. Please forward the Gotham villains within 3 seconds of seeing this message, And rescue me quickly. Brothers and sisters, you are not an Arkhamian!"

At that time, Edward read it at a glance, deleted "this junk message" without thinking about it, and blocked the strange number.

Penguin, for the same reason.

"The clown only sent the message to you two, so it was cut off here?" Harry was so angry that he vomited blood.

"Please!" Penguin felt that he needed to explain, "Isn't the current clown a good clown? Besides, this kind of text message is a lie!"

Harley & Pamela, "..." Penguin is not unreasonable.

But no matter what, the clown rescue plan starts now!

……

After returning to New York from Gotham, as expected by Ashe, she appeared in "New York Evening News".

In this regard, Jason mercilessly turned on the mocking mode of envy and jealousy, "I haven't even stood on the Grammy stage, have you already entered the entertainment industry? Are you going to win the Oscar statuette first, or attack Victoria's Secret Show? Do you want to be my mother?"

The god damn is your mother, facing Jason's shocked face of "I treat you as my boss, but you want to be my mother", Aixi gave him a "deduction of salary" look on the spot.

Fortunately, after the host gave a rainbow fart to Bruce Wayne's new girlfriend, the screen quickly jumped to the second news.

"The latest news from the Gotham reporter. The Mr. Clown who was imprisoned in Arkham not long ago escaped again. It is reported that the clown involved intends to write a book. The title of the book is "How I Completed 99 Successful Prison Breaks in Arkham" .It seems that Mr. Clown has proved to us with his actions: people who love to laugh, luck is not too bad."

"Ah."

Selena, who was enjoying a delicious dinner, looked up at the joke host on TV. She seemed to be amused, and the upward curve of her mouth made her look like a lazy and sexy cat.While Jason was busy, he secretly observed this beauty from time to time.

"No, Jason, do you want to develop a love line?" Ashe had already seen Jason's little expression.

Jason shook his head with complicated eyes, "It's a long story."

"Let's cut the long story short." Ashe's gossip radar was activated.

At this time, a new diner came. Jason, who was about to explain, saw her, his expression froze, and his lips trembled, "Mom?"

Ash:? ? ?

Jason, who turned his back instantly, explained in a low voice: "I mean, this lady in black with a long leather whip is Bruce's old friend, Serena the Catwoman; as for the one who just appeared..."

"I know." Ashe interrupted him, "Damian's biological mother, Thalia of the League of Assassins."

Speaking of which, Ashe and Thalia still have a little friendship, otherwise how could she successfully get the water of Lazarus Pool!

While talking, by coincidence, Bruce, who came to eat with Tony, suddenly stopped at the door.Tony, who was talking enthusiastically, looked at him, "What's wrong?"

"I..." Bruce looked calm, but Ashe had already seen through his slightly trembling legs. Sure enough, Bruce suddenly covered his stomach, "I seem to have eaten my stomach."

Tony:?Haven't we eaten yet?

Regardless of Tony's wtf expression, Bruce turned and ran away, but...

"Hi, Bruce."

Samantha, who had been missing for several days, suddenly appeared with a concerned look on her face, "Are you unwell? Do you want me to accompany you to the doctor?"

!!!

Bruce, who immediately straightened his body, waved his hands, "I'm fine, thank you for your concern, Samantha." This gentle tone of subconscious conditioned reflex may be the self-cultivation of a playboy.

The eyes of Jason and Ashe, who were watching the whole process, brightened: Here we come, Shura Field!

The author has something to say: the second watch will be late, but it will never be late!