[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

The clown who had returned to his original form was refreshed, but the memory of the "good clown" was still lingering in his mind, and he felt nauseated, "hei...tui!"

In order to alleviate the nausea, the clown decided to do something.

"Radison and Jetman, welcome to the clown's stage!" He vividly demonstrated what is called "smiling gradually metamorphoses", "Next, I will select a lucky audience to complete the finale magic show! Then who will Is this the lucky one?"

"Is no one caring about him?" Jason clenched his fists again angrily looking at the clown who was splitting instantly.If Jason was so angry at this time, the whole of New York couldn't hold it. He really wanted to take out the pistol/gun in his trouser pocket and shoot the clown's disgusting head off with one shot.

However, the clown didn't care about Jason's anger. His eyes passed over the richest man, Mr. T'Challa, oh, the rich man can't be messed with; !

【—Danger warning!SSS Class Dangerous Virus Detected: Joker's Molestation.

Virus source: Joker.

Mr. Clown who never plays with Y.Someone asked him, "Joker, why don't you play with Y?"

The clown replied: "Because..."]

"Ysoserious." The clown's voice and the system came out at the same time. After he finished speaking, he didn't realize that it was an extremely cold joke. Instead, he broke out into a burst of sharp laughter, even ignoring the complicated eyes of the onlookers. .

T'Challa has already made a plan to "call my sister to give this guy a VIP-level body check from the inside out".

Wanda is also playing with the crimson witch current between her fingers, ready to give the clown a mind control at any time.

As for our warm and friendly "reporting dish name" system, he very gentlemanly gave the clown a moment to laugh, and then said.

【——Chou Ugly Dance, 20 minutes countdown.

Mr. Clown, please start the following task immediately: Invite a spectator to chat with you for 20 minutes. 】

Because it is an online task, the system is friendly to release the sound to the public.Now, all the diners' eyes fell on Jason.

Jason who was inexplicably cue:? ? ?

Ashe gave Jason a "welcome" look, and encouraged him: "Since Batman forbids you to kill the Joker through violence, then humiliate him verbally! Cranky, you can do it, come on!" "

Ashe was right. The moment he accepted the task, Jason was no longer the red hooded man who used violence to control violence, but Jason, the little rap prince Todd who can be very dirty without swearing.

ROUNDONE!

"YoIamRedHood (Yo, I am Red Hood)!" As soon as he appeared on the stage, Jason started a freestyle, even if it was a confrontation, he wanted to show his rap skills in all directions.After a babble, Jason's superb rap skills completely stunned everyone.Even Ashe couldn't help giving a thumbs up. She had discovered Jason's talent in the last Robin Bird talent show.Sure enough...the Grammys should have a spot for Jason!

The clown who has been out of touch with society because he has been in Arkham for many years, "..." What is this guy talking about?Is it still too late for me to perform the iconic clown laugh that "others laugh at me too crazy, but I laugh at others can't see through"?

Wait a minute... As a genius villain and an outstanding chemist, he, the Joker, will never stumble twice on the same thing!

The clown who had been prepared for a long time did not think that the system could successfully control him this time. His smile became more and more cunning, and the colorless and odorless clown gas was oozing from his body. The hidden cuffs, the gaps in the hair, and even the gaps between the nails Here, there are sources of gas hidden everywhere in his body. After 20 minutes, they will control the audience, and everyone will be his clown's puppets!

Thinking of this, the clown who "remains unchanged for all changes" looked at Jason silently, with an old face of "if you have the ability, don't stop singing for 20 minutes".

Although Harley behind him couldn't restrain his excitement, he really wanted to go to the stage and fight with Jason on the spot.

As for the sluggish onlookers, everyone has already heard Jason's deep hatred from his freestyle. It seems that the feud between the two should be very deep. At the same time, the more silent the clown, the more the audience It felt weird, but no one dared to say it, and no one dared to ask.

Moreover, everyone who is already familiar with the routine is a little "perverted" looking forward to the magical operation of the system.

The result certainly lived up to expectations, just when the clown completely released the poison gas...

【—— System Reminder!It was captured that someone was quietly making small movements at the scene.

Let's see who this bold brother is? 】

Following the public system sound, a virtual panel appeared out of thin air, and after sweeping around, the screen was frozen on the clown's face.

[——Don’t think that this system can only detect dangerous pheromones related to hormones and keep thinking about bugs~

Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: The Incredible Hulk, the first to mutate from the clown gas.

Please Mr. Hulk complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

Help the clown complete the "Spin Dance".

The purification device in the staff canteen is activated, and the clown gas is being cleaned up. 】

Depend on!The clown's eyes changed. He never expected that the poisonous gas would induce the mutation of gamma rays. Perhaps this is another masterpiece of the system, who knows?The clown only knew that his line of sight had been completely taken over by the instantly enlarged Hulk. He tried to maintain a friendly smile and made a final struggle, "For the sake of being so green, we are actually a family!"

"Hulk~ attack!" Hulk, who received the order, cooperated surprisingly, humming and panting, while lifting the clown upside down like a chicken.

[——Swing the ugly dance, get ready, get up! 】

Accompanied by the rhythmic background music, Hulk stepped on every point where the clown hit the ground with great accuracy.Bang!Bang Bang!Bang Bang Bang!

The two Asgardian brothers, who had come to eat with their shoulders crossed, saw this intense scene when they entered the door. Loki, who had experienced the "dance of the swaying", suddenly stopped and looked at Sol awkwardly: "How about Shall we eat somewhere else?"

The clown, who was rotated 360° and rubbed against the floor violently, finally ended this extremely cruel dance in a burst of dizziness and staring eyes. He lay hopelessly on the cracked floor for more than 1 minute Zhong, but in order to maintain the character setting, he still let out a sharp but extremely tragic laughter.Even at this time, I still think that the burden of setting up people can't be lost. I'm really a ruthless person.

While laughing, the clown got up in embarrassment and took out the mini pistol/gun in the inner pocket of his jacket as quickly as possible, with the idea of ​​knocking down one by one, but unexpectedly... click!A small green flag jumped out of the gun, with a very cute smiling face painted on it, "surprise!"

clown:? ? ?

A farce finally came to an end. Wanda was picked up by Pietro's FTL car. On the way Banner sent Natasha back to the apartment, he was much more silent than before. Confessing at this time, at least not on the premise of completing the task, this method makes him feel like a joke.

The expected punishment did not come as expected, maybe the clown sucked the system's firepower?

Downstairs in the apartment, Banner was a little embarrassed, he felt that he should explain what happened today.

"Bruce." Natasha smiled and looked at her friend. As an outstanding agent, if she didn't know anything, wouldn't it be a little too good?

But she was willing to pretend she didn't know anything, because... Dr. Banner, who has always been steady and blushing, is so cute.

Thinking of this, Natasha subconsciously moved closer to Banner, their noses almost touching, she blinked, "Now, is there anything you want to tell me?"

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At the same time, the staff canteen.

"You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become the last words of the clown." The belated Batman once again successfully arrested the clown, and was escorted to Gotham Arkham by several Robins.

Watching the back of the clown being escorted, Batman looked dignified, and when Ashe walked towards him, he hid the dignifiedness well under the mask, and then said: "Ms. Ashe, I can invite you as my female companion Attend the dinner party of the Luthor Group?" At the end he added, "I solemnly invite you in my capacity as Bruce Wayne."

Ashe looked at Batman meaningfully, and readily agreed, although she was thinking in her heart that Bruce was "playing to death".

Bruce's idea was simple, he just happened to need a female companion, and happened to see Ashe dangling in front of his eyes.

The grand dinner of the Luthor Group will be held in the Metropolis, not only to celebrate Lex Luthor's successful election as the President of the United States, but also as the handover ceremony of the CEO of the Luthor Group. Grand event.

Even Prince T'Challa and Mr. Stark joined in the fun, and Bruce Wayne's new girlfriend, who had never been seen by the public, was causing whispers among the guests, and of course, everyone was surprisingly unanimously surprised by it.

Bruce, who "passes through thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches his body", his playboy vision is not wrong. Although Ashe usually shows people in casual clothes and mixes and matches punk styles from time to time, she is blond, blue-eyed, and fair-skinned. The sexy face with red lips and the perfect figure with bumps can't be covered at all.For example, at this moment, she is only wearing a simple but not simple black long dress, and under her emerald eyes are beautiful red lips that make people unable to move her eyes away. Her aggressive beauty is enough to kill everyone.

Ashe can be sure that tomorrow's "New York Evening News" will definitely feature her.I hope her performance in the cafeteria can be improved because of this. Thinking of this, Ashe's smile deepened, and she naturally took Bruce's elbow.And poor Mr. Wayne didn't know what he was about to experience at this time.

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