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The clown's suspended animation plan was originally flawless. He considered [-] possibilities of failure, and at the same time came up with [-] solutions; but because the plan was too smooth, his ingenuity was obviously useless.

Even with the help of the system, it shouldn't be so fast; he lay on the stage like a dead man for 10 minutes, no one responded to him, even Harley, who didn't get the script in advance, was at a loss because of the rapid progress of the plot, This makes the clown, who is also a director and actor, feel that 10 minutes is as long as a century.

Until Ashe came to check to see if he was really dead.

Of course she couldn't find out what was wrong.The clown poison, which took more than half a year to develop, can put people in a state of suspended animation, which looks no different from a corpse; the side effect is that they can only become a vegetative state within 3 hours, but their consciousness can remain absolutely awake.

So when Ashe picked up a can of water from Lazarus's Pool, the clown who had a premonition of what would happen suddenly wanted to say: "Is it too late for me to come back from the dead?"

A clown who is not afraid of anything, is afraid of being issued a good person card.

But he couldn't utter a word.

Only Ashe, who has become Batman's agent, is talking coquettishly: "Do you think Batman just killed the Joker? No, he is helping Mr. Clown to change his face and become a good person. Next, it is to witness the miracle moment!"

The clown let out a groundhog howl in his heart: "Ah!"

He didn't know that Hari, the only hope of the whole village in Arkham Village, had been controlled by the name of the dish. She could only hold her mouth, and muttered to her lover in aggrieved way: "Haney~"

The clown obviously felt that his mouth was roughly opened, something bitter and salty burst through his throat and flowed into his stomach with a burning taste.The water in the Lazarus pool detoxified the poison of the clown, and he was able to move freely all of a sudden, coughing violently, and kept poking his throat with his fingers in an attempt to induce vomiting.

"It's useless." The red hood indifferently threw the empty jar aside, condescending, and looked coldly at the clown sitting on the ground in a state of distress. God knows how much willpower he used to not blow this guy's body with a single shot. Especially when he heard the clown say "violent guy, I have a grudge against you", Jason just wanted to tear off his red hood so that he could take a good look.

In fact, he did.

The black muzzle of the gun hit the clown's temple, and he tried his best to control himself so that he didn't pull the trigger, "What you tortured me once, I will return to you a thousand times and a hundred times."

The scene was very tense for a while, except for the Avengers who didn't understand the history of Gotham, everyone looked confused.Fortunately, the AI ​​housekeeper called up the information in time for on-site commentary.

The huge smiling face covered the clown's real expression, and he could only hear his weak voice, "As long as you are happy, I can do whatever you want."

...the plot doesn't seem right.

Red Hood: "..."

The people who eat melons: "???" Did they miss any plot?

Ashe explained to everyone: "It's the pool water that works." She said this mainly to Batman.The screenwriter Clown thought he had the only script in his hand, but he never expected that Ashe is best at writing sequels.At the same time, in order to ensure the viewability, she did not tell anyone her plan in advance, even the water of Lazarus pool was cheated by her from the League of Assassins.

Therefore, what she took was the real script!

The clown grabbed Red Hood's hand holding the gun, and continued affectionately: "Mr. Red Hood, please vent your anger on me as much as you want, the good clown will always be with you!"

The startled Red Hood said: "... crazy!" He was so disgusted that he threw the clown away, shaking off the goose bumps all over his body.

The clown didn't care. He even drew a heart on his chest and prayed piously: "Hallelujah!" Even Harry was dumbfounded by this unbelievable operation.Facing the unfamiliar CP, Harley called him tentatively: "Haney?"

"Oh, Harney!" The Joker enthusiastically responded to Harley Quinn, and motioned for Harley to come to the center of the spotlight.He gently grabbed Harry's hand, "Let us pray together, the society will be peaceful and upright, and good people will enjoy peace in their lives!"

Harley Quinn:? ? ?

……

Overnight, the news of the clown's conversion spread like wildfire.

When Arkham Asylum learned about it, the patients became even more insane.

The first day when the clown became better, mourning the original Mr. Ugly.

The day after the clown got better, he continued to mourn the original Mr. Ugly.

On the third day when the clown got better, everyone felt something was wrong.What is the refreshing feeling of "no back soreness, no hunched back, no spirit oppression"?

On the fourth day after the clown got better, the patients began to play music to celebrate. For example, a certain Oriental patient A who was singing enthusiastically: "Happy gongs and drums beat out the joy of Gotham, and beautiful dances brought the joy of Arkham~ Hey, Today is a good day, open the door and let us welcome the new wind in Gotham! Tomorrow is also a good day, and the time of happiness cannot wait!"

Arkham's singing and dancing life was transmitted in real time to the computer screen of Amanda, the spokesperson of the US government. Her eyes were darkened and she was almost spread out at her desk. She could only announce: "The X task force plan continues to be extended indefinitely."

And in Manhattan, Ashe's staff cafeteria is not peaceful.

He asked Jason, who shot the clown a thousand times with his eyes at any time, "Is this the first day that the clown has been volunteering?"

Jason gritted his teeth and answered her: "It's been a week."

"Welcome, the good clown is at your service." Since the clown forcefully came to help, and Ashe prohibited him from entering the back kitchen except for safety needs, a top-three ugly Mr. has perfectly replaced the jobs of the three Robins, and even got The favor of many teenage friends.

Like the mutant kids from X Academy.

The three Robins, who were regarded as transparent people, were crowded in the corner, and they could only watch blankly as the super popular clown was surrounded by children. With the double magic, the stage charm is 100 points.

Tim commented: "It's a pity not to go to the New York International Acrobatic Troupe."

But the clown also has things that he is not good at. For example, he can pinch only a few balloon shapes, and he really can't pinch other tricks.Although the easy-to-satisfy children are already very happy, the clown who has always had high demands on himself will never be perfunctory!

While he was working hard to learn how to pinch a balloon, a red figure at the door caught his eyes.

is a peer!

The clown immediately waved his hands enthusiastically: "Children, the uncle who can juggle and pinch animal balloons is here! Let us applaud and welcome him together!"

Stephen Strange, who had just become Doctor Strange, paused, looked at a pair of expectant eyes, and his long face was extremely indifferent: "Sorry, my ancient magic is not suitable for performing at children's parties."

"Can I make a giraffe balloon for the kid?" The clown ignored his refusal, clasped his hands together, showing a sincere expression, "Please, please!"

Strange: "..."

After 3 seconds passed, he reluctantly handed a pink giraffe balloon to the kid closest to him, "Here you are."

The author has something to say: Qiqi: Don’t ask me to pinch balloons anymore!I want to hit someone!

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