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Stephen Strange would be in a good mood, if the mutant kids hadn't said "Thank you, Mr. Holmes" to him.

Dr. Strange, who was instantly depressed, sat indifferently on his seat and scanned the QR code to order food. Batman, who routinely monitored the clown, walked in, and Mr. Chao Chao was with him.The two looked at the clown who was very popular among children in silence, speechless for a moment.

Especially for Superman, if he didn't see it with his own eyes, it's hard to imagine that the clown would concentrate on pinching balloons of various shapes for children.But even at this moment, he was worried that the clown would tie all the children together in the next second, and then be carried to the sky by the balloon.

Thinking of this, Superman frowned and asked Batman: "Is the Joker really trustworthy? I mean, he has always been a superb con artist."

Batman's face didn't look any better, but he said, "He's not the Joker, at least not yet. I can see it in his eyes."

The clown who was being talked about heard the conversation between Superman and Batman. He gently comforted the child in his arms, temporarily handed over the task of weaving the balloon to Harley, and walked out of the pile of children, and enthusiastically served two cups of coffee For new diners.Facing the vigilant Superman and the silent Batman, the Joker took the initiative to explain, "The water in Lazarus Pool has washed my soul and washed away all the filth in my body, making me feel more relaxed than ever. I know It sounds stupid, but like Halle said, I felt like I was born again."

He even showed an expression of enjoyment as he spoke.

Batman doesn't contradict what the Joker says, but doesn't agree either.He simply murmured the warning in his trademark smoky voice, "Batman is watching you! (Bat Maniswatgyou!).

"Okay, Mr. Batman." The clown made a gentlemanly salute with a smile, using the dinner plate as a top hat.Although his voice was still sharp, his tone was surprisingly gentle. He said, "The good clown is here to serve you. I wish you a pleasant meal."

If Joker were an actor, Batman and Superman would give him this year's Oscars.

Seeing the clown return to the group of children again, Superman who didn't know "should I turn a blind eye to match your performance" inadvertently noticed the fan friend next door, his eyes lit up, "why don't you ask the amazing Doctor Strange What? Maybe he can use magic to spy on the inner world of the clown."

Doctor Strange, who was indulging in a big bowl of wide noodles, inhaled the last mouthful of noodles, and then said helplessly to the two diners at the next table: "How many times have I said that the ancient oriental magic can't be used on these weird things. "

……

After receiving four tables of guests, Ai Xi closed the shop early and let her staff go on patrol early,

The fifth was a takeout order from Dr. Banner, who seemed unable to leave the Avengers base because the Hulk was in trouble again, and at the same time he called Ashe to ask if she could help.Ashe readily agreed and came to the Avengers Base with a piece of Roujiamo and a bowl of noodles, and saw a Hulk with a dejected expression sitting motionless in the corner of the huge laboratory.

Ashe was a little surprised. Judging by Banner's appearance, it seemed that he had been in the form of the Hulk for a while.

Indeed, Banner locked himself in the lab for several days.But the Hulk in his body did not calm down because of this, and became more unstable.After a few times of control failures, he suddenly thought of the dish-reporting system of using violence to control violence. Banner, grasping at straws, immediately decided that even after experiencing all kinds of torture and punishment, there would be nothing more painful than now.He hopes the system can heal him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Banner expressed his wish, Hulk became angry again!Banner's consciousness gradually faded, and the rioting Hulk suddenly rose up, grinning and staring at Ashe viciously, and waved his big green fist, signaling the little blond girl to leave quickly.

Ash, however, was unmoved.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Hulk strikes again!

Viral source: Bruce Banner.

Searching for "Banna" related information... Search completed.

Poor Dr. Banner, every day is troubled by the Hulk in his body and because the Hulk cannot pursue Natasha fiercely.

Treatment: Green Giant Matcha Milk Cap.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Ashe & Banner, "..."

The atmosphere at this time was extremely awkward.As soon as the system finished speaking, Hulk's consciousness immediately faded, and Banner, who regained consciousness, was at a loss for words. He didn't know why the two search results were different.It was Ashe who was the first to break the silence of the air, "Can I ask what kind of intense pursuit it is?"

Banner, "..."

[——There is a way to achieve the best of both worlds, which can not only control the Hulk in Dr. Banner's body, but also help Banner chase Ms. Natasha. 】

Banner was taken aback for a moment. Although this method was very tempting, he still had a bad feeling.

【—Hulk matcha milk cap, 24 hours countdown.

Ask Dr. Banner to complete the following tasks within 24 hours:

Confess passionately with Ms. Natasha, and get a kiss from Natasha. 】

……really.

Instantly felt that Banner, who was "lifting a rock and shooting himself in the foot", wanted to cry but had no tears. The second half of the mission was too much!

Ashe spread her hands.The expression was very obvious, and there was nothing she could do about it.

……

Here, the Robins who got off work also ushered in the happiest night patrol time of the day.

"Hey, America's buttocks." The red hood standing on the rooftop of the Wayne Building signaled "Gotham Buttocks" Nightwing to look at the opposite Stark Tower, where Captain America was helping the little spider with physical training.Tony went on a date with Pepper, so the task of "Dad with Son" successfully became "Uncle with Nephew".

The captain's education model is strict and has the style of an old cadre.Unlike Tony, who is always snarky, Peter was a little uncomfortable at first.Fortunately, the captain's warm smile is always inspiring, and he quickly devoted himself to training.Faced with a full range of fitness equipment, Steve, who does not allow himself to be idle, does some exercises such as lifting irons and pull-ups from time to time. Because his back is facing the window, the Robins can appreciate his buttocks in 360 degrees without dead ends.

Tim even used his new P30 mobile phone to take a picture of this eye-catching scene, import it into the computer, and analyze the data of the two hips through careful calculations to compare who is better.

Ye Yi's head was almost pasted on the computer screen. He looked at the two photos carefully, wondering why he pouts his buttocks when he sleeps, wait... that's not the point, Ye Yi jumped on the railing to question Red Robin in anger , "Why do you have this kind of photo?"

Tim is naturally selective deaf with his snickering red hood.

At this time, Captain America also noticed three eyes from the opposite building. After seeing that they were the three cubs of the Bat family, the captain suddenly thought of something, and he encouraged Peter: "Why don't you try to spend the night with the Bat family boy?" patrol?"

Peter, who was maintaining the pull-ups, froze for a second, then fell off the pole because of his excitement.Regardless of the butt that fell, Little Spider's eyes were bright, but at the same time he was worried because he was afraid of not matching the rank of Robin Bird.

"What if Robin invites you?" The captain motioned Peter to look out the window.

The eldest brother, Ye Yi, dragged his cheeks and lay on the window sill, showing a friendly smile at the two of them.

In this way, Xiao Jiju became "Spider Robin" full of excitement and curiosity.Of course, if Tony knew, he would definitely correct him: "No, it should be their Robin Bird renamed Robin Man."

"Battle Song!" Ye Yi, the leader, shouted.

"I'm Tarzan next door, grab the love vine, listen to me, oh~!"

Standard nightlife is on again.

A few guys were jumping between tall buildings and freely shuttled in the wind. Excited Peter expressed his envy with the whistling sound of the wind, "Your standard gymnastics moves are so beautiful!"

The equally flexible Nightwing immediately said modestly, "We like your silk launcher very much, too."

Look, the business bragging of young friends is always so sincere, much better than their parents.

In a joyous atmosphere, Robin and Spider-Man finally met the first big villain who made trouble in front of them after they came to New York—Vulture, an old acquaintance of Spider-Man.

Adrian Toomes, who just stole the vibrating equipment from the history museum, just packed up the loot, and saw four little kids swinging in the sky, compared to his brother who was scared to pee when he saw the Bat family The villain Tan, the vulture who was separated by a dimensional wall, still had a calm face, and even raised a villain's signature smile, and said hello to Spider-Man.

"You guys know each other?" Red Hood had already pulled out his guns and was ready to attack criminals.

Peter choked for a moment, which is still a long story in detail.Fortunately, he has a quick mind, and accurately summed it up in 8 words, "I'm not too familiar with it, and there are holidays."

"It's just right, let's teach him a lesson together." Ye Yi was ready for "I use the long stick, hehehe; I use the long stick, Robin is invincible", and said straight to the vulture.Apparently Vulture had expected it early on, a blue shock wave was sent out from his palm, and the huge energy instantly shook Robin Bird and Spider-Man to shoulder to shoulder with the moon.

Then he took advantage of the chaos and drove away without haste.

The young friends were not vegetarians, they quickly stabilized their bodies with the help of the building, and there was a roar of an engine not far away, Ye Yi jumped up and landed firmly on his exclusive motorcycle, "BGM change! "

"Catch the shrimp!" With the passionate background music, Ye Yi and Vulture, who were racing all the way, were engaged in an excessively fierce battle for vibrating gold.

The following omits the 1000-word "The One Hundred and One Fighting Postures Nightwing and Vulture Have to Say in Fast and Furious".

Seeing that Nightwing had the upper hand, Vulture picked up the Vibranium weapon he had just stolen.boom!Another more powerful shock wave directly sent Ye Yi and his car 500 meters away.

Vulture turned on the taunting mode, "Boy who is overreaching." Soon, he took the equipment and boarded a private helicopter parked on the top floor of a certain building.

Your Gotham vigilante Red Hood pops up!

He used the power of Spider-Man's spider silk to perform a crazy two-man gymnastics, and took advantage of the opportunity to make a Thomas maneuver from the building next door [-] meters away, then sprint to the limit in the air, and finally landed firmly in front of the plane.Seeing the helicopter flying high into the sky, Red Hood leaped up by accelerating, firmly grasped the base of the helicopter, and was taken into the sky.

He raised his head, and as far as he could see, the vulture's expression was intriguing.

"Red Hood, I admire your courage." After he finished speaking, his eyes darkened, and he shot Red Hood's hand without hesitation. The painful Red Hood let go of his left hand, but he ignored the blood flow and shot his right hand. Instead, he held it tighter, and at the same time looked at the vulture more ruthlessly.

Vulture showed an expression of approval for the first time, "Are you young boys so resistant? I have a chance to treat you to a meal. I think you can eat it. Goodbye." After finishing speaking, he shot several times until he saw the red hood He fell hard.

At this time, it was tens of meters away from the ground, and it would either die or be disabled if it fell down like this. Fortunately, Peter stretched out his spider thread and caught the red hood with the help of the roof railing to reduce the impact.Angry and painful, the red hood rolled several times on the ground. When the irritable old man got up, he shot several times at the flying plane to vent his anger.

Ye Yi also rushed over, looked at the angry red hood for a moment, and suddenly couldn't hold back his smile and said, "Why do you use a hand/gun to hit a handjob?"

"..." Red Hood, who was informing Red Robin to release the Bat Fighter, had three question marks on his head, imitating Batman's tone and criticizing him seriously: "Brother, don't talk about yellow."

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