Bruce drove the car all the way, and finally drove back to New York from Gotham.
In addition to the routine night patrol of Gotham, his first task is to capture the clown who escaped from prison again and his girlfriend Harley Quinn.However, the Joker left Gotham.
This super illegitimate meal who only wants to attract his attention, Batman has a headache when he thinks of him.He guessed that perhaps the clown had followed him to New York.
Batman told Gotham City Police Chief James Gordon about his conjecture. Unsurprisingly, Gordon's heart skipped a beat.
They are all worrying about the same thing.
With the Bat Family and the Justice League frequently appearing in New York, the law and order in Gotham has not plummeted. Unexpectedly, the crime rate has been greatly reduced.According to Gordon's incomplete statistics, many criminals moved to New York with Batman and his family. Faced with this newly released result, the chief of the police department said: "Is the place other than Gotham as agreed to be far away?"
"No," Batman corrected him, "everywhere Batman can't reach is alien."
Deeply moved, Batman decided to imprison his black fans one by one back to the Arkham black fan concentration camp, and the first one to bear the brunt was the black fan head clown.
The sooner the better.
He didn't want to turn New York upside down because of him.
Regarding Batman's concerns, our "report dish name" system just wants to say something to him.
【——You are worrying too much. 】
……
Batman and Ashe reached a consensus: Since the Joker is in New York, he will definitely come to the staff cafeteria to find Ashe, or try to lure Ashe out, and they just need to wait and see.It’s just that he didn’t expect that he ate meals in the cafeteria for a week, and his appetite was so good that he had to do 3 extra hours of fitness every day to maintain his body shape, and he couldn’t wait for the mission goal.
On the contrary, the "New York News Evening Train" at 7 o'clock every day made Bruce watch 7 episodes in a row without stopping, and he could even recite the host's opening remarks fluently.
Then Bruce discovered that Tony and himself, the pillars of the late bus, had rarely shown up, and the new C position was actually replaced by T'Challa!The news station's ugly face of disliking the poor and loving the rich made him short of breath, but he didn't say anything, but his face became darker.
Ye Yi, who knows Batman best, understood Bruce at a glance, and specially prepared an extra creme brulee for him, and thoughtfully drew a miniature bat pattern on it with chocolate, and when his father took the pudding, he I was taken aback for a moment, "Are you picking me up like a girlfriend?"
Ye Yi, "..." It would be nice for him to keep this pudding for himself.
Jason, who couldn't bear to watch, also came to analyze for Bruce, "Old man, although you and Tony Stark next door are out of breath, as long as you perform a money-making ability that fell from the sky together, it is guaranteed to hit the headlines immediately. Make it great again!"
Bruce chuckled: "Your ability to drop money from the sky, wouldn't it be me and Tony raining money in the sky, you, Dick, and Tim picking up money on the ground?"
Jason scratched his head, showing rare shyness and sincerity, "How can Mr. Stark suffer, we will ask Spider-Man to pick it up together."
Bruce smiled even more happily, "You guys are thinking about fart."
The happy event turned into a sad one in an instant, Jason and Dick chose to keep their mouths shut.
The 7-day persistence was not in vain. They finally waited for Gotham Wizards, but it was not a clown, but the riddleman Edward Nygma who greeted everyone with earthy love words.
"Waiter, can you come over and do my laundry?" Edward snapped his fingers, looking for the nearest waiter...it's you, Jason Todd.
Even if Jason, who was named by his eyes, had a bad premonition, he could only bite the bullet and do a good job in service, "What are you washing, sir?"
Edward raised the corners of his lips and smiled evilly: "I like you."
vomit!I'm Red Hood and I've called the police!
Resisting the urge to fall off the horse, even though Jason now desperately wants to put on the red hood, set up the AWM, and give the Riddler a headshot.
Today's earthy love talk achievement, get√
The Riddler was in a good mood, and then he remembered that the purpose of his visit today was to send invitations for the clown.
The emerald green color of the invitation, earthy and spicy, really fits his style.
"Dear Ash White, I invite you to dinner tomorrow night at John's Bar in Brooklyn. Your friend the Clown."
The scribbled but graceful handwriting was beyond Ashe's expectation.
Ashe readily accepts the invitation, but she wishes to change the date to the staff cafeteria.For this reason, Eich specially launched a wink with a bit of a coquettish nature, "I hope Mr. Clown can try my craft."
Just ask, who would refuse such a beautiful lady?
The Riddler patted his chest on the spot and said: No problem, wrap it on him!
As a result, he returned to the clown bar and imitated Ashe's wink in a decent manner. After 100% restoration of the scene, he was beaten up by the smiling clown.
On the day of the date, the clown and Harley appeared in the staff cafeteria hand in hand.
Stylish green hair, exaggerated makeup, and bright suits constitute a beautiful landscape.
"Oh, two killers." Jason poked Dick, "The soul of the clown, and your butt, which one do you think Harley Guinn would choose?"
Dick chooses to shut Jason up.
Just as the clown expected, the old acquaintance Batman was present with Ashe; but the clown did not expect that when he heard that there was a show, the melon-eating masses of the Avengers came uninvited, and even fought for two tables before sitting down .
It was the first time that the two parties who had little contact with each other met each other for the first time, and greeted each other warmly: "I have admired your name for a long time, and you have admired your name for a long time."
Although Ashe, who is also the chef, prepared exquisite western food for today's doubledate (a date of four), the Avengers audience who could not enjoy this kind of treatment could only eat their own barbecue.
Even so, everyone is still full of interest. Who made this stage play "I Must Let Batman Kill Me" and "I'll Leave Your Dog Dead"?
A little exciting!The Avengers even began to bet on whether the Joker would succeed in dying today, and the result was [-]/[-].
And at this time, a god is usually needed to assist.
【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Clown gas.
Virus source: Batman, Joker.
Under the influence of poisonous gas, Batman will liberate his dark nature uncontrollably, and do any extreme things, including but not limited to: shoot the clown, poison the clown, slap the clown to death, throw the clown into the stinky septic tank Die, play the clown XX until death... ps: These are all derived from Batman's true inner thoughts. 】
Thanks to Tony being a genius inventor, everyone can now hear the system speak.
The people who originally only paid attention to the clown even looked badly at Batman.
[——Please Mr. Batman complete the following tasks within 1 minute:
Choose a method to kill the clown, otherwise the poison gas will invade after 1 minute, and this system will make a decision for you. 】
For some reason, the image of "Batman playing the clown XX to death" flashed in Batman's head, which made him shiver suddenly.
Batman frowned, "I can't violate my principles." Not killing is his last bottom line.
Ashe reminded him: "But now you have no second way." And everyone is looking forward to the appearance of "Batman kills the Joker" pervertedly.
"The plot is progressing too fast." Batman was in a dilemma. "I haven't even started eating, so I can kill or not. The audience will say that the logic doesn't make sense."
Avengers audience: "Sand sculpture cafeteria, sand sculpture system, no logic required!"
The eyes of John the Dying Joker were shining in unison, but Batman never made a choice.
【——Mission failed, the system automatically selects.
High energy ahead, this is not a drill!Repeat, this is not a drill!
Within 1 minute, the Joker will be pissed off by Batman. 】
Everyone: ? ? ?
【--just kidding!Next please enjoy the skit: Death of the Clown. 】
Batman can clearly feel that the control of his limbs has been robbed by something else, and his consciousness is abnormally clear, but his right hand has already broken the plate of western food. With Ashe's painful wailing, he grabbed the plate fragments and scratched at the clown's neck between arteries.
Harley was stunned. She wanted to push the clown away, but she couldn't beat Batman.
This time the script went too fast, there was no beginning, only a short climax and a hasty ending.
The clown, who played his whole life acting skills, performed a sudden death on the spot in front of Ashe and Batman.As the blood donation flowed, the smile on the corner of his mouth was frozen forever, as if this was his real smile.He just fell down in front of the onlookers. If there was a spotlight at this time, his "death" would be more tragic.In fact, Ashe really did.
The effect of the program was too shocking, and the onlookers exclaimed.Although there were a few dissonant voices that almost distracted the atmosphere of the scene: "Why does this cafeteria have all kinds of lighting effects?"
The clown lay flat for 10 minutes under everyone's attention, not breathing at all.
He was utterly dead.From start to finish, everyone wasn't even fully prepared.
The most shocking are the three Robins.Their expressions are heavy and serious, and they know what the Joker's death means to Batman.
The silent Batman never said a word, and it was Ashe who walked onto the stage to check the Joker's breathing, heartbeat and pulse.
Nothing, nice and realistic.
Her back was turned to the audience, so no one could see their expressions, and no one could hear what Ashe was saying.
She whispered in a voice that only two people could hear: "Don't move around here, I'll bring you the Lazarus Pool right away, and show you what it means, so hi!"
Master Ninja's Lazarus Pool has the ability to heal all wounds. It can live and die, flesh and bones, and can also make people extremely crazy. Refer to the runaway brother Red Hood who came out of the pool; but for the clown , the effect is exactly the opposite.The pool of Lazarus can purify the clown's mind and make him a normal person, even a good person.
As soon as Ashe finished speaking, she clearly felt the clown's body jerk uncontrollably.
???
The Avengers who watched with mixed emotions: Ah!cheat!corpse!up!
The author has something to say: Please enjoy next:
"The Clown Diary: Did I Be a Good Person Today"
For 8, it will be later!Because I watched it when I was young and looked up to 55
In addition to the routine night patrol of Gotham, his first task is to capture the clown who escaped from prison again and his girlfriend Harley Quinn.However, the Joker left Gotham.
This super illegitimate meal who only wants to attract his attention, Batman has a headache when he thinks of him.He guessed that perhaps the clown had followed him to New York.
Batman told Gotham City Police Chief James Gordon about his conjecture. Unsurprisingly, Gordon's heart skipped a beat.
They are all worrying about the same thing.
With the Bat Family and the Justice League frequently appearing in New York, the law and order in Gotham has not plummeted. Unexpectedly, the crime rate has been greatly reduced.According to Gordon's incomplete statistics, many criminals moved to New York with Batman and his family. Faced with this newly released result, the chief of the police department said: "Is the place other than Gotham as agreed to be far away?"
"No," Batman corrected him, "everywhere Batman can't reach is alien."
Deeply moved, Batman decided to imprison his black fans one by one back to the Arkham black fan concentration camp, and the first one to bear the brunt was the black fan head clown.
The sooner the better.
He didn't want to turn New York upside down because of him.
Regarding Batman's concerns, our "report dish name" system just wants to say something to him.
【——You are worrying too much. 】
……
Batman and Ashe reached a consensus: Since the Joker is in New York, he will definitely come to the staff cafeteria to find Ashe, or try to lure Ashe out, and they just need to wait and see.It’s just that he didn’t expect that he ate meals in the cafeteria for a week, and his appetite was so good that he had to do 3 extra hours of fitness every day to maintain his body shape, and he couldn’t wait for the mission goal.
On the contrary, the "New York News Evening Train" at 7 o'clock every day made Bruce watch 7 episodes in a row without stopping, and he could even recite the host's opening remarks fluently.
Then Bruce discovered that Tony and himself, the pillars of the late bus, had rarely shown up, and the new C position was actually replaced by T'Challa!The news station's ugly face of disliking the poor and loving the rich made him short of breath, but he didn't say anything, but his face became darker.
Ye Yi, who knows Batman best, understood Bruce at a glance, and specially prepared an extra creme brulee for him, and thoughtfully drew a miniature bat pattern on it with chocolate, and when his father took the pudding, he I was taken aback for a moment, "Are you picking me up like a girlfriend?"
Ye Yi, "..." It would be nice for him to keep this pudding for himself.
Jason, who couldn't bear to watch, also came to analyze for Bruce, "Old man, although you and Tony Stark next door are out of breath, as long as you perform a money-making ability that fell from the sky together, it is guaranteed to hit the headlines immediately. Make it great again!"
Bruce chuckled: "Your ability to drop money from the sky, wouldn't it be me and Tony raining money in the sky, you, Dick, and Tim picking up money on the ground?"
Jason scratched his head, showing rare shyness and sincerity, "How can Mr. Stark suffer, we will ask Spider-Man to pick it up together."
Bruce smiled even more happily, "You guys are thinking about fart."
The happy event turned into a sad one in an instant, Jason and Dick chose to keep their mouths shut.
The 7-day persistence was not in vain. They finally waited for Gotham Wizards, but it was not a clown, but the riddleman Edward Nygma who greeted everyone with earthy love words.
"Waiter, can you come over and do my laundry?" Edward snapped his fingers, looking for the nearest waiter...it's you, Jason Todd.
Even if Jason, who was named by his eyes, had a bad premonition, he could only bite the bullet and do a good job in service, "What are you washing, sir?"
Edward raised the corners of his lips and smiled evilly: "I like you."
vomit!I'm Red Hood and I've called the police!
Resisting the urge to fall off the horse, even though Jason now desperately wants to put on the red hood, set up the AWM, and give the Riddler a headshot.
Today's earthy love talk achievement, get√
The Riddler was in a good mood, and then he remembered that the purpose of his visit today was to send invitations for the clown.
The emerald green color of the invitation, earthy and spicy, really fits his style.
"Dear Ash White, I invite you to dinner tomorrow night at John's Bar in Brooklyn. Your friend the Clown."
The scribbled but graceful handwriting was beyond Ashe's expectation.
Ashe readily accepts the invitation, but she wishes to change the date to the staff cafeteria.For this reason, Eich specially launched a wink with a bit of a coquettish nature, "I hope Mr. Clown can try my craft."
Just ask, who would refuse such a beautiful lady?
The Riddler patted his chest on the spot and said: No problem, wrap it on him!
As a result, he returned to the clown bar and imitated Ashe's wink in a decent manner. After 100% restoration of the scene, he was beaten up by the smiling clown.
On the day of the date, the clown and Harley appeared in the staff cafeteria hand in hand.
Stylish green hair, exaggerated makeup, and bright suits constitute a beautiful landscape.
"Oh, two killers." Jason poked Dick, "The soul of the clown, and your butt, which one do you think Harley Guinn would choose?"
Dick chooses to shut Jason up.
Just as the clown expected, the old acquaintance Batman was present with Ashe; but the clown did not expect that when he heard that there was a show, the melon-eating masses of the Avengers came uninvited, and even fought for two tables before sitting down .
It was the first time that the two parties who had little contact with each other met each other for the first time, and greeted each other warmly: "I have admired your name for a long time, and you have admired your name for a long time."
Although Ashe, who is also the chef, prepared exquisite western food for today's doubledate (a date of four), the Avengers audience who could not enjoy this kind of treatment could only eat their own barbecue.
Even so, everyone is still full of interest. Who made this stage play "I Must Let Batman Kill Me" and "I'll Leave Your Dog Dead"?
A little exciting!The Avengers even began to bet on whether the Joker would succeed in dying today, and the result was [-]/[-].
And at this time, a god is usually needed to assist.
【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Clown gas.
Virus source: Batman, Joker.
Under the influence of poisonous gas, Batman will liberate his dark nature uncontrollably, and do any extreme things, including but not limited to: shoot the clown, poison the clown, slap the clown to death, throw the clown into the stinky septic tank Die, play the clown XX until death... ps: These are all derived from Batman's true inner thoughts. 】
Thanks to Tony being a genius inventor, everyone can now hear the system speak.
The people who originally only paid attention to the clown even looked badly at Batman.
[——Please Mr. Batman complete the following tasks within 1 minute:
Choose a method to kill the clown, otherwise the poison gas will invade after 1 minute, and this system will make a decision for you. 】
For some reason, the image of "Batman playing the clown XX to death" flashed in Batman's head, which made him shiver suddenly.
Batman frowned, "I can't violate my principles." Not killing is his last bottom line.
Ashe reminded him: "But now you have no second way." And everyone is looking forward to the appearance of "Batman kills the Joker" pervertedly.
"The plot is progressing too fast." Batman was in a dilemma. "I haven't even started eating, so I can kill or not. The audience will say that the logic doesn't make sense."
Avengers audience: "Sand sculpture cafeteria, sand sculpture system, no logic required!"
The eyes of John the Dying Joker were shining in unison, but Batman never made a choice.
【——Mission failed, the system automatically selects.
High energy ahead, this is not a drill!Repeat, this is not a drill!
Within 1 minute, the Joker will be pissed off by Batman. 】
Everyone: ? ? ?
【--just kidding!Next please enjoy the skit: Death of the Clown. 】
Batman can clearly feel that the control of his limbs has been robbed by something else, and his consciousness is abnormally clear, but his right hand has already broken the plate of western food. With Ashe's painful wailing, he grabbed the plate fragments and scratched at the clown's neck between arteries.
Harley was stunned. She wanted to push the clown away, but she couldn't beat Batman.
This time the script went too fast, there was no beginning, only a short climax and a hasty ending.
The clown, who played his whole life acting skills, performed a sudden death on the spot in front of Ashe and Batman.As the blood donation flowed, the smile on the corner of his mouth was frozen forever, as if this was his real smile.He just fell down in front of the onlookers. If there was a spotlight at this time, his "death" would be more tragic.In fact, Ashe really did.
The effect of the program was too shocking, and the onlookers exclaimed.Although there were a few dissonant voices that almost distracted the atmosphere of the scene: "Why does this cafeteria have all kinds of lighting effects?"
The clown lay flat for 10 minutes under everyone's attention, not breathing at all.
He was utterly dead.From start to finish, everyone wasn't even fully prepared.
The most shocking are the three Robins.Their expressions are heavy and serious, and they know what the Joker's death means to Batman.
The silent Batman never said a word, and it was Ashe who walked onto the stage to check the Joker's breathing, heartbeat and pulse.
Nothing, nice and realistic.
Her back was turned to the audience, so no one could see their expressions, and no one could hear what Ashe was saying.
She whispered in a voice that only two people could hear: "Don't move around here, I'll bring you the Lazarus Pool right away, and show you what it means, so hi!"
Master Ninja's Lazarus Pool has the ability to heal all wounds. It can live and die, flesh and bones, and can also make people extremely crazy. Refer to the runaway brother Red Hood who came out of the pool; but for the clown , the effect is exactly the opposite.The pool of Lazarus can purify the clown's mind and make him a normal person, even a good person.
As soon as Ashe finished speaking, she clearly felt the clown's body jerk uncontrollably.
???
The Avengers who watched with mixed emotions: Ah!cheat!corpse!up!
The author has something to say: Please enjoy next:
"The Clown Diary: Did I Be a Good Person Today"
For 8, it will be later!Because I watched it when I was young and looked up to 55
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