[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Dr. Banner froze, even the Hulk inside him couldn't help shivering.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Hulk strikes!

Viral source: Bruce Banner.

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The doctor of science who carries the Hulk with him, the angrier he gets, the stronger he gets.Except for a certain indescribable part, his shorts also magically increase in size with the transformation.

Very superstitious "If you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on your body".Trying to coexist peacefully with Hulk every day, although it always ends in failure.

The treatment: Hulk Matcha Towel Roll-Up.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

"The matcha powder is really not enough." Ashe, who was holding a matcha towel roll, seemed to be talking to herself, but every word was aimed at Banner, who was suffering the ruthless blow of life, especially when she looked at Banner with a researching nature. The look in Na's eyes made Mr. Doctor want to cry, but he even smelled the faint fragrance of matcha on his body.

Banner: Today is also a day when life gets ruthless on me!

[Selected: Yes.Please Mr. Banner complete the following tasks within 5 minutes:

The crowd is invited to participate in the "Can I beat you up if I'm strong" contest.

Mission rewards: No.1 in the competition can get a "Straight Pass Card", next time you are cueed and can pass the mission directly~]

I don't know why, but the extended ending sound at the end of the dish name is really cheap.

Banner scanned a circle of fan friends, Tuohei Technology, Lei Sledgehammer, beautiful giant breasts, and Ba Tiearm, who was brought by Steve every day because of poverty... His chances of winning seemed a little slim.But the temptation of the direct card is too great!At this time, the Avengers, who were sweetly sharing various matcha snacks, did not know why, but Dr. Banner, who always felt amiable, looked at them today with a death stare in his eyes.

While Banner quickly adjusts to his plastic bromance, "Guys, I just received a brilliant idea from Mr. Pao."

Realizing that nothing good would happen, Tony knew his good friend very well. After a second of silence, he said, "No, you don't want to."

Banner: "No, I think so."

Tony: "I said three thousand times, you don't want to."

【—— System Reminder!Congratulations to the Avengers for completing the 88th main mission.

The side missions have been successfully triggered, completing the side missions will drop surprise prizes.

Dr. Banner, please announce the mission details. 】

The system sound echoed in everyone's minds, and for a while, the audience was silent.

With forced helplessness, Banner began to recount.After finishing the last word, the cautious Tony became even more skeptical, "What if you didn't take the first place? You don't like to mention the mission penalty double card?"

[Mr. Stark is really humorous.There is no penalty for mission failure, please rest assured. 】

After reporting the name of the dish, everyone panicked even more, after all, those who report the name of the dish are deceiving ghosts.

But whether the friends are willing or not, the game is still going on normally under the systematic organization.

继午夜DJ后，迪克再次作为口嗨主持人上岗，“欢迎大家来到'如果我揍你三拳你还爱我吗'…抱歉。”主持新人有点紧张，可以理解，“欢迎来到'如果Can I beat you with so much strength?’ The scene of the competition. Through our eyes, we can see a silver hammer shining in the center of the stage, yes! This is Thor’s war hammer, which symbolizes absolute power! Who can lift the sledgehammer , who is the winner today! In order to ensure the fairness of the game, the system will continue to increase the weight of the sledgehammer until No.1 is determined!"

The more excited the host Ye Yi was, the more everyone looked at death as if they were at home.

"I think this competition is unfair." The upright Bucky expressed his opinion with a sense of justice, "This is Thor's hammer, isn't it too biased towards Thor?"

As soon as Bucky finished speaking, although everyone did not speak, the silent eyes were already very obvious: "Look, there is an honest man here!"

[——No. 4 player Bucky Barnes openly questioned the referee, and the final score was reduced by 100 pounds. 】

Bucky: "??qaq"

These words directly made him withdraw from the stage of the competition. Sol, who got cheap and behaved well, comforted him with a suppressed smile: "This is the sloppy system, don't compete with him."

Good brother Steve is much more sincere, he encourages Bucky, and will shoulder the strength of the two of them...and then was eliminated in the first round.

Not only Steve, even the Hulk who yelled "Hulk strikes" because he was too hard to tear his only shorts, couldn't shake the sledgehammer; Iron Man also, black technology buff added Sol, who was invincible to Asgard's divine power and easily defeated everyone, pretended to be embarrassed, and smirked, "Thank you for your humility, then I will be respectful and obedient to win the first place..."

"Whose hammer, why are you throwing it on the ground?"

Everyone turned their heads and saw Superman holding a hammer seriously, with an educational tone.

Half an hour ago, Clark was attending the Justice League's weekly meeting next door. He didn't expect someone to be in the meeting, and the disaster came from heaven.

【—Congratulations to Superman for triggering the side mission.Mr. Dachao, please come to the staff cafeteria to eat within half an hour. 】

I don't know what the system is doing, but the "cuckoo" from his stomach prevented Superman from directly rejecting him; as soon as he arrived at the scene, he saw the messy things, Clark immediately frowned, picked up the hammer, "What if such a big toy hits a child?" These guys really have no sense of safety.

A group of Avengers were stunned, which in Clark's eyes meant: Very good, they didn't refute, and they were a bit aware of their mistakes.

As for Sol, whose status in weightlifting was suddenly shaken, he suddenly felt a strong sense of crisis. He took the sledgehammer from Superman with a complicated expression, "Increase the weight! I want to see who..."

Superman felt that Thor was too noisy, and on the other hand he was really hungry. In order to eat dinner as soon as possible, he could only clamp Thor's jaw and push him back into his seat with a hammer.This action felt familiar to Batman who had the same experience, and at the same time, his jaw was also aching.

……

The addition of Superman made the game more and more confusing. Since it was impossible to tell who won and who lost for a while, the system could only announce the suspension of the game, and the superheroes who were instantly relieved wanted to eat a big bowl of rice to celebrate.

And the red-hooded night watchman who had finished working overtime returned home, and was about to take a comfortable hot bath and lie down on the bed for a good night's sleep.

In the huge bathroom, he hummed and wiped the incense.Under the influence of the "madeina" system, Jason hummed a few homophonic Chinese songs from time to time. He was humming "Who is knocking on my window", bang!Then there was the sound of glass shattering, and a black figure entered through the bathroom window and fell straight in front of Jason.

"F**k!" Jason pulled the towel to prevent himself from "leaking out", and looked at Yeyi fiercely, "Dick, how many times have you said it! Go through the front door!"

"Don't be shy, man! You're not bad!" Ye Yi glanced at his lower body, then patted the glass shards on his body and left, returning to the entrance to open the door for the guests.

Ash carried fried chicken and beer, brought Wanda and Quicksilver, and happily participated in tonight's horror movie party.Jason, who didn't know about this event because he left early, came out of the bathroom belatedly, and still yelled at Dick to clean up the broken glass mess, and then...Jason, whose lower body was only wrapped in a towel, and the two ladies looked at each other , time... stood still.

This time, Jason uttered a new swear word that no one had heard before, and then hurried back to the bathroom. During the process, he almost ran off the towel because he was too flustered, and he really disappeared.

In fact, Jason is a person who is very confident about his figure. Who made him eat a lot in the back kitchen of the cafeteria recently, and his original eight-pack abs quickly decreased by half.Jason, who had always been narcissistic, felt overwhelmed with a sense of crisis. His buttocks were already outmatched by Yeyi. Could it be that his proud abs couldn't be beaten too!

Jason, who was struggling with his abdominal muscles, never expected that there were more terrifying things waiting for him.

"Why do you wear a red hood when watching horror movies?" Ashe didn't quite understand Mr. Red's tricks.

The red hood answered her solemnly: "This is my sense of ritual watching horror movies."

Ashe: "..." Do you think that if I don't expose you, I don't know that you are covering up the fact that you were "scared to the point of closing your eyes the whole time".

Facts have proved that even with the red hood on, Jason's sense of fear has already broken through the ceiling, like... a cat that is so frightened that its tail stands on its head?Ashe felt that this metaphor was very apt.

A shivering red hood looks better than a horror movie, it seems.

The time at night always passed quickly, and the beer brought bottomed out within a few hours. At this time, Kuaiyin was always the one who volunteered.

"Wait a minute." Ashe stopped Pietro, and patted Jason with mischief, "You go."

The red hood, who was still immersed in the horror atmosphere, looked at the pitch-black night outside the room, which seemed to be filled with countless ghosts, and shook his head like a candied haws, "I won't go."

Ashe gave him a look to let him know for himself, "No, you want to go."

Jason resisted to the death: "No, let's go together."

Ashe nodded, the prank plan was one step closer, hehe.

The pedestrian street downstairs.Fearing that he would not drink enough, Jason, who bought 10 cases of beer in a row, just wanted to take Aixi home quickly, but Aixi was not in a hurry.The time is right, the system is ready to go!

At this moment, a cool supercar dashed out of the night and stopped in front of the two with the roar of the engine.

"Which money-capable person is showing off his wealth?" Ashe was speechless.

Jason followed the sound, but what he saw was an empty driver's seat. Combined with the horror movie he just watched, Jason, who was full of imagination, was so scared that his legs became weak on the spot, and he retreated several times in succession with ten boxes of beer. Before standing still, Jason took a deep breath, ready to draw out his pistol/gun, "Could this be the legendary hearse drift?"

"God TM hearse drift." Batman, who swapped cars with Tony on a whim, poked his head out from the back seat with a straight face, "This is called unmanned driving technology!"

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