[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Eggsy was a little sad, he didn't know why his idol "Professor X" was suddenly indifferent to him, but fortunately, his sad mood was quickly healed by the extra milk pudding Ashe gave.

The diners at the next two tables immediately expressed their dissatisfaction.

Why are they not given special treatment?

The freewheeling boss said: "New customer benefits."

Penguin and Fury, who are both new customers, are even more dissatisfied. This is because they are treated as transparent people!

Ai Xi glanced at Wei Er's two desserts, and after thinking for a moment, she still answered honestly, "Who made me a face control?"

Penguin, who was so cold-eyed in Gotham and didn't expect to be treated differently when he came to New York, just wanted to act as if he died on the spot. At the same time, Fury, the director of the system who had been squeezed out by contract workers, was not in a good mood.

Fortunately, the atmosphere that followed was fairly peaceful, and the meal still ended without any risk.

The Robins can finally start an exciting and enjoyable night watch life.

While turning off the computer at the cash register, Ashe asked Jason who was putting on the red hood, "Why can your Bat family stay on patrol all day long? Is this one of the family rules established by Batman?"

That Batman is too perverted!

Red Hood finally regained his senses after changing clothes. He stared at the dark world outside the window, approached Ashe, and told her mysteriously, "Do you know the legend about the Bat family in Gotham?" He did not forget to skillfully reload his 98K first, completely ignoring the eyes of his companion, "Doesn't this guy feel inconvenient with such a heavy gun on his back?"

Ashe showed a puzzled face cooperatively, "What?"

"That is..." Red Hood lowered his voice, imitating Batman's tone, "If you don't watch at night today, you will become garbage tomorrow."

As he spoke, he laughed, and jumped into the night with Nightwing and Red Robin, leaving Ashe shivering, "Uh, it's so cold."

……

Compared with Gotham, New York's security level at night is so good that it's weird. All night, Robin and the three birds are evacuating traffic at blocked traffic light intersections, helping Grandpa Stan Lee find his lost dog, and cleaning up poison ivy The creeper raised by the girl invaded the outer wall of the neighbor's house...

Wait a minute, Poison Ivy?How did you go from Gotham to New York?

Poison Ivy retorted bluntly: "I'm already out of prison, you don't care about me!" She was actually suffering a lot in her heart, Gotham was covered with clouds all the year round, and her body was healed due to the lack of chlorophyll in her body because she couldn't accept normal light. Her hair is weak and she needs to find a sunny place.So, Poison Ivy aimed at New York, a bustling international metropolis, where she could also open a flower shop to make money.

After working all night, Robinbird, who didn't know what he was busy with, picked a tall building at random, sat on the railing on the top floor overlooking the night view of New York, and exchanged gossip news by the way.

Ye Yi's face was solemn, obviously he had something to say, but he didn't know where to start.

It was still the red hood who could see his worry at a glance, "The old man asked us to come to the staff cafeteria as undercover agents to find out the weaknesses of the dish names, but now..." He couldn't help but uttered a few more swear words, wishing to hang up AK vented his anger by piercing the opposite window.

Red Robin "hush" and reminded Red Hood, "Look at the cameras all over the street, maybe he has infiltrated New York's surveillance system?"

"F**k!" Red Hood couldn't help cursing again before closing his mouth.

"Have you counted the number of people who suffered from the black hands of the system?" Ye Yi rested his chin on his right hand. He came from the police station and was used to big data analysis.

Red Robin thought for a while, then spread his hands together, "Those who have eaten in the cafeteria probably won't be able to escape, right? For example, the ones down here are clueless and unhappy?"

It was already late at night, and many restaurants were closed. The neighborhood where the Robins were located was the busiest bar street in Manhattan, and it was rarely brightly lit.At this moment, Sherlock and Watson, who didn't know that they had a new nickname, were standing in front of the open window of a hamburger restaurant.

"Unhappy." Sherlock made a stinky face and said nothing.

Watson couldn't stand it anymore, and pretended to be calm and said: "We need two Happy Children's Meals for dine-in, thank you."

The waiter was a little girl who had just started working. She poked her head out and looked behind the two of them to make sure she didn't see the child, and asked again as if doubting her hearing, "Excuse me, are there two happy children's meals, right?" ?”

"Yes." Watson blushed, and kept cursing that immoral system in his heart.

A few minutes ago, he and Sherlock missed the meal time because they were late, and just in time for the staff canteen to close, Sherlock handed Watson a "Look, what am I talking about, don't listen to the detective, I'm hungry." In front of me" haughty eyes, complacent by the way, once again happy to find a chance to hate Watson.

Seeing that Sherlock and Watson are about to start the primary school students' mutual hatred mode, it will obviously end up with Watson's speechless in the end, and the name of the dish that can't stand it is witty to save the scene.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: six-year-old boy friendship.

Virus source: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson.

If you don't want to encounter any accidents, please complete the following tasks within half an hour:

Go to a nearby burger joint and order two Happy Kids Meals, and let's have fun sharing food and toys together! 】

Sherlock and Watson rolled their eyes to the sky together.

The system also added a sentence in a particularly embarrassing manner:

【—Mr. Watson, shouldn't you thank me for helping you get rid of Sherlock's poisonous tongue? 】

Watson: "..."

Therefore, under the various tortures of the system, there was this scene that the Robins saw, especially when they saw the mindless and unhappy eating Happy Children's Meal face to face without knowing the specific situation, Red Robin couldn't help but utter He questioned his soul, "I didn't expect Mr. Detective and his assistant to have such a hobby." And decided to record this matter in his diary.

At this time, Robin Bird didn't know, and they were not much better.

As a warning, their wonderful freestyle performance in New York is being uploaded to the entertainment page of Gotham News Network, with the headline #文体两花，罗宾不分家，罗家军New York Performing Arts History#, and its hits have been refreshed within 1 hour History has been erased, and now everyone in Gotham knows the unknown side of the third Robin.

Especially the phrase "Daddy! Daddy! One last word to you, who is my mother!" was widely sung.

The way of revenge is so obvious.

Robin Bird, who can no longer see anyone, finally understands that New York's surveillance system has really been invaded by "reporting the name of the dish"!

……

Having learned the lesson of the previous day, the repeat customer Fury deliberately walked into the staff cafeteria at the opening point.

Inhaling the aroma from the back kitchen, Fury was a little happy, "Today is another beautiful Chinese food day."

Dedicated employee number one Dick Grayson brought Fury a glass of lemonade and was teased by Piperi, "Hey Gotham star!"

Dick: "..." Ever since their talent video became popular on Gotham.com, it was quickly broadcast by major news media across the United States. Now the whole world knows that Robins "life is not easy, but they are versatile".

Fury didn't argue much with Dick because his main goal was Ashe.

After learning about Ashe's abilities, Fury sincerely invited her to join S.H.I.E.L.D.

This system, which made the superheroes complain endlessly, caused the three giants of Hydra to suffer, and could not even find a program code, could save S.H.I.E.L.D. from the dire straits.

Fury began to fantasize happily that with the help of the system, what Hydra, what FBI, CIA, what MI[-] are all scum.The happy Fury ate a big bowl of rice... Then I heard Ashe answer him bluntly, "I refuse."

"..." Fury suspected that he had heard it wrong, and he started the usual brainwashing method in disbelief, "I have always wanted to gather a group of people with superpowers..."

Ashe interrupted him, "You said the wrong line, you were the one who tricked people into joining the Avengers."

Fury: "...a meaning."

Unexpectedly, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. brought a big melon. Hearing that the cafeteria staff in the corner were working on the surface, they were already eating melons. When they heard Fury expressing his appreciation for the "reporting dish name" system very sincerely, it seemed like When the torrential river flowed continuously, Robin Bird got goosebumps all over his body. The fact that he was able to flatter the name of the dish without blushing could only prove that Fury hadn't experienced systematic beatings.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: sycophant.

Viral source: Nick Fury.

Searching for "Fury" related information... Search completed.

Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., a professional excrement shoveler with a black egg head on his head.

After more than ten years, his head became bald and his left eye was blinded, and he finally became the number one from a small S.H.I.E.L.D. agent. As a result, he almost became a door handle from the number one because of the crazy infiltration of Hydra.

I like to think about problems with hair loss thinking, and I have a girlfriend who is saving the whole universe.

Processing method: Kanto boiled black stewed eggs.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Fury, who thought that he could escape by praising and maintaining positive energy in his heart, did not expect to go too far, and:

The system is really strict.

【—Oden countdown, 30 seconds.

Please Mr. Fury complete the following tasks within 30 seconds:

Turn on the BB machine and call Captain Marvel. 】

Fury: "???"

Does it have to be this big?

【--just kidding.

Ask Mr. Fury to complete the following tasks:

Sing to the next diner who enters the staff cafeteria: "Over the mountain and over the sea, there are a group of Smurfs."]

Fury's complexion was complicated. Logically speaking, this is not such an impossible task. He is not a big-faced Ni XX or Bu XX. This small task is nothing to him.

...if the task object is not Ronan the Accuser.

Looking at this blue-skinned and irascible alien villain with the expression "The whole earth is full of teens who betrayed me, I want to rule the earth and kill them all", Fury can imagine that after he finished singing " After The Smurfs, Ronan would deadpan say "You insulted me" and kill him on the spot.

Fury's face was ashen, and he was stunned for a long time, asking questions in his heart.

"I chose to call Captain Marvel, is there still time?"

[—Singing "The Smurfs".Task countdown, 1 minute. 】

The author has something to say: Ronan: I am as beautiful as a flower elf king, so I will have trouble with the Smurfs in this life, right?