[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

[——Danger warning, dangerous virus detected: fake smiling boy.

Virus source: Penguin.

Searching for "Penguin" related information... Search completed.

Oswald Copperpot, owner of the Iceberg Club.

The most innocent bad guy in Gotham, compared to other people who do evil to attract Batman's attention, he just simply wants to rule Gotham.

Received Gotham City's Most Honest Businessman Award for three consecutive years, until he was kicked out. The sponsor of the award was the Iceberg Club.

How to deal with it: scorching the penguin.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

I can think of what Ashe chooses with my toes, after all, what should come will always come.

[——Selected: Yes.Scorched Penguin, 5 minutes countdown

Please Mr. Colbert complete the following tasks within 5 minutes:

Invite Batman to eat in the staff cafeteria. 】

Penguin: "???"

Unlike the superheroes who say "You are bold, I just don't listen to you, you can do me wrong! Oh, I was wrong, can I still perform the task?" The cautious penguin asks: "What will happen if you can't complete the task?" ?”

[——Failure warning!If the mission fails, you will be subjected to 300°C high temperature and -300°C freezing cross treatment, which will take you to experience the thrill of Antarctic diving and volcano bungee jumping at the same time. 】

!!!

Without thinking, Penguin immediately dialed the Batman hotline with his trembling hands, "Hello? Is this Batman?"

A deep voice came from the other end of the phone, "I am."

"May I invite you to dinner in the staff cafeteria of the New York branch of the Wayne Building?"

drop!drop!drop!

The penguin stared at the black screen of his phone because he was hung up suddenly, lost in thought.

[——Mission countdown, 60 seconds. 】

Penguin took a deep breath and dialed the number again.This time, the phone was hung up without two beeps.

The Penguin did not give up and continued to work hard.

"Sorry, the number you dialed has been switched off, please try again later."

Penguin, "..." A trace of cunning flashed through his eyes, he quickly edited a paragraph of text, and sent a message, regardless of whether Batman really shut down the phone or blocked him.Then, the system reminds:

【——The mission was successful, and the dangerous virus has been removed. 】

Ten minutes later, Batman in black appeared in the cafeteria with a serious aura.I saw him reluctantly sharing the table with Penguin, and said by the way, "You really are an old sow wearing bras, one set after another."

Ai Xi felt that Batman's appearance was unexpected and reasonable, so she asked him with eyes, "Didn't you starve to death, die outside, jump from the roof of Wayne Group, and don't eat a bite of food in my staff cafeteria?" ?”

Now that he had fallen off the horse, the battered Batman simply responded with his eyes, "That's what Bruce Wayne said, I'm Batman." By the way, the food at the next table was too delicious, and he was so hungry.

While Batman was ordering, Eggsy couldn't contain his excitement.

It is said that there are many superheroes in New York. I didn't expect that apart from the penguin spirit I just met, there will be the strongest superheroes in the superhero world so soon!In Eggsy's heart, the Avengers and Zhenglian are both his idols.But at this moment, he announced that he only loves Batman today... Ahhh Iron Man!

Tony Stark, wearing coquettish brown sunglasses, walked towards him, followed by Thor, Captain America, and Hawkeye, three hungry Avengers. Eggsy's fans began to stare, help!He was so happy that he almost fainted!

Iron Man and Batman looked at each other through the air, pulled their mouths, and showed a very hypocritical smile that lasted only half a second. The penguin who witnessed the whole process immediately protested in his heart, "These two are the legendary your smirking boy?"

Why shouldn't they be warned of the danger? !

After all, Penguin is still a newcomer.He knew nothing about the tragic experiences of his predecessors.

While Penguin was complaining about himself, a black and round person passed by his peripheral vision. Penguin turned his head and saw that it was Nick Fury, the current director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

The faces of Harry and Eggsy turned bad instantly, Eggsy lowered his voice, and was surprisingly serious, "Look at this black marinated egg, does it look like the Valentine who killed you before! Or are they brothers?"

Harry held his breath and stared at Fury solemnly. If this marinated egg came to kill him a second time, Harry guaranteed that his little black umbrella would pierce the yolk through it!

Fortunately, Fury did not notice the two British agents in his first line of sight, but happily greeted the non-staff contractors of S.H.I.E.L.D., "Hi everyone!"

The contractor friends smiled politely, and then told him with their eyes that they didn't have any extra seats here, and Fury could figure it out.

Fury, who failed to join the table: being squeezed out, targeted, and isolated, he still faces the world with a smile, mmp.jpg

Fury looked out at the dark world outside.Originally, there were two open-air tables outside. The breeze in early summer is just right, and the high-altitude landscape is so chic. It stands to reason that the open-air garden is the busiest.But a few days ago, Sol took his girlfriend Jane Foster to sit there for dinner. During the period, Jane said that her mobile phone was out of battery. Sol saw that this was the time to show his boyfriend power!He immediately turned into the King of Thunder and Lightning, and summoned thunder on the spot. He didn't know if the power bank was there, but he knocked out all the lights in the garden.

Haven't had time to fix it yet.

Adhering to the principle of "smart people don't eat dark food", Fury put the idea of ​​sharing tables on Batman... Oh, Mr. Bat's expression is so indifferent, and he seems to be chatting with that guy who looks like a penguin What a dangerous political topic.

For the safety of his life, Fury shook his head, then only the Brits were left at the table!

Fury was about to politely show his affection, but Harry and Eggsy gave him a thousand knife looks.Fury was taken aback for a moment, do they have any hatred?

Fortunately, as a British gentleman, Harry has read "Self-Cultivation of a British Secret Service", "How to Be an Elegant Killer", "Others laugh at me too contrived, I laugh at others so rude" three hundred times, and he quickly adjusted his mood , held out his hand, "Hi, Chief Ferry. I'm Harry Hart."

"Hello, Mr. Potter." Fury shook hands with him and sat down.

As for Harry, "..." His name is Harry Hart, not Harry Potter or Hamlet and not Harry Kitty's Harry Hart!

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Crazy.

Virus source: Harry Hart.

Searching for "Harry" related information... Search completed.

The British ace agent who has been resurrected from the dead, likes double-breasted high-end suits the most. While working as an agent, he borrowed the name of the agent uniform to solicit business for his high-end suit tailor shop, and made a lot of money because of it.

Stop calling him Harry Potter, or he'll say "Avada Kedavra"!

Processing method: steamed British secret agent.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Harry: "???"

The abnormal fluctuation curve of the magnetic field displayed by the lens told him that things were not simple.Harry remained calm, waiting for the voice that came out of nowhere to take further action, but his eyes were closely monitoring the curve value.

"It feels like you're going to fall off the horse." Ashe at the cashier looked at Harry with a dignified face. The abnormal reflection of the lens let her know that this agent is not simple.

Report the name of the dish with a cold snort.

[——Selected: Yes.Steam the British Secret Service with a 30-second countdown.

Please Mr. Harry complete the following tasks within 30 seconds:

Shout out to Nick Fury, "Avada Kedavra!"]

Harry, "..." God TM Avada Kedavra!

There were 1000 million rejections in Harry's collapsed heart. The virtual screen projected by the lens showed that the magnetic field curve rose to a new peak like a rocket, and the hormone values ​​in his body were also fluctuating abnormally. Something is wrong, but the countdown of the system is like a warning from the god of death.

The British gentleman, who never swears, clenched his fists and looked at Fury with a smile.

This smile made Fury's hair stand on end.

"Perhaps, have you heard of JK Rowling?" Harry tried to calm himself down. To be honest, Fury's braised egg head is exactly the same as his enemy Valentine who killed him, although Valentine was finally killed by Eggsy. Killed himself, but Harry has always regretted not being able to avenge himself.

Now, here's your chance!

Harry almost gritted his teeth and squeezed out his teeth, "Ah! Wah! Da! Sue! Die!"

Fury was so scared that he took a chair back and took a step back, "? When will Harry Potter know the black magic? No, this is the world of science!"

And Eggsy was also confused, "?? Is my teacher crazy?"

【——The mission was successful, and the dangerous virus has been removed. 】

At this time, Harry didn't know that during the mission just now, all the information he stored in the lens had been copied by "reporting the name of the dish", and the weird fluctuation just now was just a cover-up for the system to scare people.

After this little episode, everyone eats and eats, and the diners eat soy sauce, and the dining atmosphere of the diners is still relaxed and normal.

……

At the same time, Lex Luthor, who had just finished his road show in New York, was passing near the Stark Tower in a car. He looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and saw the familiar yet unfamiliar sky garden passing by, with his stomach still Make a "cuckoo" sound reflexively.

Hunger warning!

Luther patted his shriveled belly and asked the driver to pull over.He sits in an automatic wheelchair and controls himself to reach his destination.

Not long ago, Superman, who was stabbed by the system, could only frequently appear in the sky above Gotham, and he had to use various gay postures uncontrollably to attack Gotham criminals.

Like when he met Bain, an orthopedic specialist.

Bane: "You are the Superman who replaced Batman? Look at me kicking your back today!"

While Superman shouted "No, I'm a delicate flower", he was lifted up by Bain and hit the ground, and then the ground cracked, and the earthquake wave broke Bain's leg.Superman patted the dust on his back and got up easily, "And, don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower."

This video of Superman and Bane was shot by a jailbreaker, Mr. Ugly, and uploaded to the Internet. It was because Luthor saw this video that he was so excited that he jumped on the bed and fell to the ground. He even broke his butt and had to use a wheelchair instead. .

It's better to come early than coincidentally, and Luther successfully occupied the last dining spot.

"Oh, a lot of incredible people have gathered today!" Luther was very excited.

The one who was more excited than Luther was Eggsy from "Brits in the Big City".

In order to show the great affinity of the president-to-be, Luthor casts surprisingly gentle gazes on the diners present, including Eggsy who is bathed in gentle gazes.

"Hello, my name is Eggsy. This is my teacher, Harry Hart." Eggsy introduced to Luthor, "We are tailors!" He was too excited, but his words were more down-to-earth.

Harry added calmly, "It can also be said to be a senior suit tailor."

Luther could tell at a glance that the two British gentlemen were different from ordinary people, "Hello, I am..."

Eggsy covered her mouth in excitement, trying to suppress the joy in her heart, but almost stuttered when the words came out, "I know, you, you, you are..."

Luther waved his hand modestly. As a prospective American president, it is rare for a British friend to see him so excited. He just wanted to shake hands with Eggsy when he heard the other party's voice almost screaming.

"Ahh! You are Professor X!"

Luther paused, and immediately retracted the inconspicuous movement of reaching out. He touched his bare head, his expression was a little stiff, and he even felt a little embarrassed, "Actually, my surname is Luther."

"Ahh! Professor Lu!"

The author has something to say: Luther: I want to know all the information about this British guy in 1 minute.

Maybe some students haven't watched "Kingsman", or he has passed away qaq

Briefly introduce the characters.

Eggsy: The hero of Kingsman, this movie is about his growth history from a gangster to a professional agent

Harry Hart: Eggsy's agent mentor, super handsome British gentleman, was shot in the head by Valentine and brought back to life in the second part

Valentine: The first villain, who was killed by Eggsy at the end

Tips: The actors of Valentine and Nick Fury are both Samuel L. Jackson

By the way, this is a suit advertisement under the guise of a movie [狗头]