[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Poor T'Challa, he doesn't know that the omniscient Sherlock Holmes is actually a giant of words and an idiot in life.For example, whether the earth revolves around the sun, who is the prime minister of the United Kingdom, and what are the gossips of the Asgardian royal family, all these questions he can't answer.

The heartbroken T'Challa voluntarily gave up the mission and surrendered with both hands to accept the punishment. "There is no question that Mr. Holmes can't answer."

T'Challa's soliloquy made Watson couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Although he didn’t know why the prince of Wakanda said this suddenly, Watson still seized this god-given opportunity to criticize, “Maybe you can ask him the names of the eight planets in the solar system, why the moon shines, whether the solar system is bigger or the Milky Way is bigger.” .” He was about to pull out his personal blog, which recorded countless black materials about Sherlock.

T'Challa was shocked, "How could Mr. Holmes not know..." He took a deep breath and looked at Sherlock, "Don't you know whether the solar system is bigger or the Milky Way is bigger?"

Sherlock Astronomy Retarded Sherlock Holmes looked at T'Challa silently, haughtily saying nothing.

【——The mission was successful, and the dangerous virus has been removed. 】

T'Challa, "..."

……

For the first time, Ashe gave the conscientious Robin birds a night off.

As soon as she wrote the words "Takeout Day" on the small blackboard, Ashe received a call from Natasha.

The staff cafeteria god originally "only dine-in, no take-out", but Aixi couldn't help but study several strawberry waterfall souffles and berry sodas in a good mood, and wanted to call it a day and go home early.

Unexpectedly, the news of the takeaway was so fast. As soon as Natasha swiped Ai Xi's Twitter, she was overwhelmed by the beauty of the new product in the cafeteria, and hurriedly called the ordering hotline.

Considering that the elders of the Avengers should not eat sweets and the number of servings is limited, Natasha and Wanda joined forces to warmly welcome Diana next door and successfully pre-ordered the only 5 desserts.

So, Tony, who didn't know about it, didn't see Ashe, who had the security authority, walking into the Avengers Building with a takeaway. Because he was chatting with the captain, he didn't notice the AI ​​projected on the big screen. In the screen, when Ashe walked behind them without anyone noticing, Tony was whispering to Steve: "The scene was very chaotic at the time, you didn't see Bruce's face hahaha! How could there be such a trap System, do you think Louise will let Clark kneel on the keyboard after he returns to Metropolis?"

Ai Xixi, "..." I don't know whether to kneel on the keyboard or not, but Clark won't be able to return to Metropolis recently.

【—It is my last mercy not to let Superman and Batman flick their lips at each other. 】

"???" Ashe reminded the system calmly, "This is a romance article, you will be dissed by readers like this."

The citizens of America would probably never have imagined that Tony Stark was such a gossiping Iron Man, and Ashe decided not to bother them, skipped the meeting room to find Natasha, and saw…

Uh.

Loki, who is controlled at the Avengers base, is performing a drama celebrating Odin's 9999-year-old birthday with his earth guardian Thor. This is the line, hot ears.

Thor: "Brother, what am I yours?"

Loki: "You are my power bank!"

Sol: "..."

Rocky continued to perform with emotion: "100 billion mAh super large capacity, fast charging and flash charging, never power off, travel, a must-have product!"

"Stop, stop!" Saul couldn't listen anymore, "This script is too strange! Father is too old to accept such trendy things... Can you praise me in another word?"

One word can't help a Ki, Loki sized Sol up and down, left, right, left, right, and right, and finally squeezed out, "You can't judge by appearance?"

Sol: "...I always feel like you're not praising me."

Thor didn't argue with Loki on this issue, because the Asgardian god quickly noticed the gaze from Ashe, and he turned his head to greet Ashe with affection, but his eyes stayed on Aisie very honestly. Xi held the transparent dessert packing box, and swallowed consciously when she saw the chubby soufflé in the box.

Then the Souffle was picked up by its owner Natasha.

"Girlfriend afternoon tea." Natasha smiled and raised the souffle and shook it at Saul, and warmly invited Ashe to join.

Sol, who was obviously rejected, looked at Loki, spread his hands, and felt wronged, "Isn't a male best friend a best friend?"

……

On the top-floor balcony of the Avengers base, several ladies are enjoying a wonderful afternoon tea.

The soufflé with strawberry waterfall flowing, the salty and delicious Japanese-style Okonomiyaki, served with ice-cold berry soda and matcha soy milk cap, immediately opened the conversation box.

The TV on the balcony was always showing the latest news on current affairs.

"Recently, Mr. Tony Stark, the richest man in the United States, came to New York University to cheer for the fresh graduates."

The TV switched to Tony's speech, and some students asked him: "Mr. Stark, how does Iron Man spend his day?"

Tony raised a sullen smile, "A very good question. But I hope you can ask me again, take off the armor, how does Iron Man spend his day?"

The student frowned, showing confusion, "The richest man in America? A playboy? A genius inventor? A philanthropist?"

Tony, who was robbed of his lines, "..." confirmed his eyes, this is his real fan.

The students continued to ask questions.

"What's it like to have money you can't spend?"

"Does Mr. Stark agree with the 996 working system?"

"Group CEO and Iron Man, which one would Mr. Stark prefer?"

The students asked questions one after another, which made Tony, who was ready to answer questions such as "the road to wealth of the richest man in the United States", "the CEO of Stark Group's financial outlook", "100 chicken soup for the soul for fresh graduates", finally Know how deep the generation gap is between him and young people.

In the last off-site time, some students presented flowers to Tony and asked him, "Are you really happy to be the richest man and Iron Man at the same time?"

Tony pretended to be serious and meditated for a few seconds, exaggerating the atmosphere to the extreme, and then showed a mysterious smile, "You can't even imagine the joy of being a part-time job."

"Damn." Ashe, who was just distracted by the dignified atmosphere, cursed quietly, "Sure enough, no one in the world can tease Tony Stark."

After the regular broadcast of Stark's news attracted a wave of popularity, a Gotham person with an umbrella and a pointed nose appeared in the second news—Penguin.

The reporter is asking: "You started from scratch and worked hard step by step until now. What is the biggest feeling?"

"Well..." Penguin showed the thinking expression that successful people are used to, and frowned a few more times before answering, "For example, I can easily tell you now, which house in the prime location of Gotham is my favorite, buy it! But In the past, I could only say, I sold the house to support you, but the landlord refused."

Is the Penguin's cold humor cells influenced by the Riddler?

The female reporter who watched the question was made to tremble wildly by the penguin, and Ai Xi couldn't help but sigh, "The power of money is so powerful".On the way back, she couldn't help asking the name of the dish, "Is there no such task as the world's richest three giants throwing money at each other?"

【——The system is searching... The content you want is not found. 】

Ashe, "..."

……

Ai Xi, who was thinking about upgrading the system again, did not expect that the person who was on the TV one day would appear in the staff cafeteria the next day.

As soon as the Penguin entered, he secretly exclaimed, "This place is really suitable for the New York store of Bingshan Restaurant! Look at the light and luxurious decoration, and there are superpowers everywhere! In the eyelids of superheroes Down below, gradually turning this place into a money laundering hell, it’s exciting to think about it.”

Just when Penguin was planning secretly, his arrival also attracted the attention of all Robin birds.If Ashe hadn't sent Jason to help in the kitchen in time, the cranky kid might have beaten Penguin to death on the spot and sent him out of New York.

Penguin, who didn't realize that the danger was approaching gradually, turned his eyes, and was suddenly attracted by something again. He stopped, stared ahead, and carefully discerned the black umbrella in his hand. His complex eyes were unpredictable.

Under his gaze, the two diners who came to the cafeteria before him were both from the UK.

Don't ask how he knows.The only ones who have the same hairline as the Gotham people are the Englishmen on the other side of the ocean!In addition, their pretentious British gentleman style is so blinding.

Eggsy, who came to New York again after many years, also noticed the existence of Penguin, especially when he also discovered the unusualness of Penguin's umbrella, he looked at his teacher and then at Penguin.

The owners of the two umbrellas showed expressions of "I am the real one" at the same time, even faintly showing the momentum of battle.

"Sir, please take a seat."

Dick immediately noticed the abnormal atmosphere of the undercurrent among the diners, fearing that the system would cause something to happen, he hurriedly invited the Penguin to take a seat. Fortunately, the three waiters were dressed very neatly, and the Penguin did not notice this place There are three Robins in ambush!

Dick appeases the Penguin, and Eggsy, who is about to fight for the teacher's patent, starts to do things.

"Harry, this umbrella of yours is amazing!" Eggsy raised the volume on purpose, and said in an exaggerated voice, "If you don't open the umbrella, it can be used as an electric baton, and when you open it, it is not only bulletproof, but the umbrella pole can also be turned into a gun to shoot! Amazing !"

Excited Eggsy, his sense of stability under the suit is so fragile that he can't bear a single blow. At this moment, he can't wait to sing, "In this turbulent battlefield, Kingsman is here!"

Seeing Eggsy's jumping off like this, Timmy has silently squeezed a cold sweat for him.

Jason frowned, unabashedly showing a look of "you country people talk a lot".

Unlike the Robins who were worried that more things would be better than less things, Ashe witnessed Eggsy jumping repeatedly on the edge of danger, and she was looking forward to the next slap in the face.

In the face of Eggsy's provocation, Penguin was calm on the surface, but in his heart he falsely said that he also has these functions!

Eggciha wanted to say something more, but Harry coughed lightly to stop him.

Harry, who walked around the world with a black umbrella, calmly reminded himself that in addition to this top-notch weapon, he also has a watch that can fire amnesia bullets and anesthetic bullets, a pen with poison in his suit pocket, a blade in his leather shoes, and a weapon that can accurately analyze Black-rimmed glasses that form a virtual image of the environment.

Now, the abnormal magnetic field fluctuation graph displayed by the glasses told him that this place was unusual.

They are not familiar with the place, so it is better for them to keep a low profile.

The two British agents kept their mouths shut and lost themselves in the charm of Chinese food.

Fat and thin meat buns, fragrant cold noodle soup, and a big bowl of beef soup with milk flavor, what is the British experience of eating Chinese food in the United States?I, the British bald agent, blow it up!

With the concentrated chewing, the surrounding finally quieted down.

The Penguin was not calm anymore, he was about to get more information from that noisy kid, but they stopped abruptly and ate dinner with relish.Penguin felt that his discomfort might also be because the food was served at the next table first, and he could only be hungry while waiting for the meal!

In order to distract himself and understand the origin of the next table, Penguin decided to take the initiative.

"Hi, I'm Oswald Copperpot, I run a restaurant in Gotham, nicknamed Penguin." He thought to himself, maybe these two Brits have heard of his fame, and across the aisle, Harry was already shooting him a friendly glance.

"Hi, I'm Harry Hart. This is my apprentice, Eggsy. We run a couture suiting shop."

Penguin smiled, "Nice to meet you."

[——Danger warning, dangerous virus detected: fake smiling boy.

A warm reminder from the system: You are too happy too soon. 】

The author has something to say: This chapter complements yesterday's

There is another roar in the morning!

Recently tortured by Party A's father

The stable update must start today, yes!Just to set up fg!

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I can't stand it, I can't stand it, it's still 1500 words short in the early morning

I will continue to write when I get up tomorrow!