[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

[——Girl pink filter, activate. 】

In the next second, the staff cafeteria went up to the boss and down to the diners, and suddenly found pink bubbles popping up in front of their eyes.

Wow!This filter is a bit hot on the eyes.

Facing Superman surrounded by pink love hearts, everyone stepped back several steps in unison again.Especially Bruce, who has been stared at by Superman for a long time, he has been silently saying "I can't see me, I can't see me..."

[—— Braised Batman, countdown for 1 minutes.

Ask Bruce to approach Superman within 1 minute, and the distance between the two should not exceed 20 cm. 】

Bruce has not been able to complete the task just now, and the account system remembers it clearly, and he must not let it go!

Mr. Bo, the cue, gave him a cold face again. He couldn't be sure what Superman would do to him under the influence of pink kryptonite. It was not a good thing after all.

"I don't want to." He was dying, and tried to seduce money.

[No, you want to. 】However, the system really doesn't give it any sympathy.

Bruce's eyes dimmed for a moment.

……

At this time, Superman is not much better. He is trying his best to fight against the power of pink kryptonite. He wants everyone to leave quickly, but the words on his lips become, "Why are you ignoring people?" It's still a bit of a damsel's tone.

Do not!

As soon as Clark said the words, he wanted to wake himself up in a daze.

Sure enough, the onlookers looked at him with more complicated eyes.Jason even performed the word "vomit" on the spot.

Clark is unlovable, but Kryptonite is still controlling his words: "Next, please ask the gayest friend to step forward."

Except for Bruce, the onlookers took a step back without thinking, and isolated him right in front of the team.

It's not that Bruce can't keep up with the team, but that the system controls him to only move forward and not backward!

Bruce and Clark, who were all stiff, were looking at each other from a distance.

[——Countdown, 10 seconds. 】

The system's warning is like a reminder, and Bruce, who is struggling to survive, takes steps forward like a heavy weight. He swears that after today, he will definitely keep his mouth shut, even if he starves to death, dies outside, and jumps from the roof of Wayne Group Go on, and never step into the staff canteen!

At the last second, he finally forced himself to keep a distance of 20 centimeters from Clark, but still couldn't meet the gay look in Superman's gay eyes, and Bruce's stomach began to churn.In addition to the audience, the four people who witnessed everything through the mobile phone camera were also very silent.

The naive young Joe was the hardest hit, and he and Damian exchanged a desperate "are we going to be family" look.

Fortunately, Louise almost understood what happened. She crossed her arms and stared at Bruce and Superman on the phone. She even wanted to say, "Please start your show."

【——Roast Superman, count down 30 seconds.

Please Mr. Superman complete the following tasks within 30 seconds:

Say hello to Batman. 】

???

This arduous task was accepted by Superman and Batman at the same time, Clark frowned, and Bruce's face was not much better.

"You know, Bruce." Clark couldn't control his tone, he could only let it become gay, and at the same time, he couldn't control the shy movement of brushing his hair, so he could only try his best to make the opening sentence look normal, "Although I beat you Been Batman a few times, but I know he's a good guy."

Bruce suppressed goosebumps and responded, "What a coincidence, I also admire Superman, the patron saint of the Metropolis. In addition to funding Batman, I have always wanted to help Superman as much as I can."

Speaking of which, after Superman came back from the dead, it was the first time that the two had such a face-to-face conversation, although the process was a bit weird and shameful.Abby thoughtfully prepared Coke, popcorn, and melon seeds for everyone. Among them, the two Avengers members who mixed into the auditorium were most interested in a big drama of the Justice League. Tony, who ate melon seeds for the first time, learned from Ashe's After eating a few, he was immediately overwhelmed by the slightly salty and crispy taste, and said that this is definitely the best companion for watching a movie!

Mengxin T'Challa was in a daze, "What's wrong with Mr. Kent? What's the matter with the gayness between him and Mr. Wayne? Why do they praise each other for Superman and Batman?"

Faced with T'Challa's doubts, Tony was also very helpless, "You don't have a replay of the past, and I can't explain it to you yet."

Here, the brotherhood of Superman and Batman is still on stage.

【--Reminder!Mr. Clark, may I ask if you have any misunderstanding about the word confession?

When you confessed your love to Louise back then, did you mean "Louise, I think you are a good person"? 】

Clark, "..."

Although the system was right, the remaining rationality told him, no, there must be no compromise!

[——Failure warning!

Mr. Clark can refuse to confess, but the powder kryptonite effect will last for a whole month~

For the next month, Mr. Superman is going to save the world like hell! 】

Clark looked at Bruce with a resentful look. With the effect of powder kryptonite, he seemed to be looking at a scumbag who abandoned his husband and son. are forced."

But not all viewers, including Bruce, thought so.

For example, the simple little Qiao, he said to Damian with a half understanding: "Dami, I know! My father, he is also your second father!"

Damian, who suddenly had a second father, performed a faint seven on the spot. Fortunately, Ah Fu helped him in time and smiled wryly.

How should I explain it to the two young masters?Even Ah Fu was at a loss for words.

Louise's smile deepened. Based on her understanding of Superman, she already knew that it had something to do with kryptonite.However, she always looked forward to it. It can be guessed that this is probably a fake wife.

Clark, who doesn't know Louise's brain circuit, is still jumping back and forth between "go out and confess" and "be gay for a month at worst", and the system has issued an ultimatum.

【—Countdown, the last 10 seconds. 】

Forget it, just die!After all, he doesn't want children in Metropolis to point to the sky and say, "Mom, look, Shui Bingyue!"

"Silly boy, that's Superman Fan with a girlish heart!"

Clark shook his head violently, and quickly stopped the terrible brainstorming.

"Bruce, I..." The last three were like 98% concentrated sulfuric acid, burning his throat. The more Clark struggled inside, the more awkward he became in the eyes of Ashe and others.

Except for the confessor, the confessed Bruce is not much better, he just wants to die now.

Is Mr. Wayne's glorious love history about to add a rich touch?How much hush money will he pay to silence those who have witnessed all this?Especially for a certain insole spirit and four cubs, it is not impossible to kill relatives righteously when necessary.

【——The last 5 seconds. 】

"I like..."

"Everyone is there."

The sudden appearance of Sherlock interrupted this historic moment just like that. His sharp eyes swept across Clark and Bruce, "Confession." At the same time, he looked at the audience, "I appreciate the confession."

Watson, who was standing next to Sherlock, obviously felt that the atmosphere in the cafeteria was not right, and hoped that Sherlock could shut up.

Clark, who was exposed on the spot, blushed, and then lost the last golden 5 seconds in shame and daze.

【--mission failed!Powder kryptonite is in effect, effective time: one month.

Congratulations to Superman and Batman for triggering the side quest: Metamorphosis.

Superman and Batman exchanged identities and attacked the target villain in the other city.

Task Reward: After completing the task, the powder kryptonite effect will be cleared. 】

This side mission is quite kind. Ashe looked at the mission duo whose expressions were thunderstorms turning cloudy and then cloudy, and silently sent them blessings.

At this time, the villains of Gotham still don't know that when the night watchman of this dark city is replaced by Superman, their end will also follow.

……

However, the picture that everyone expected did not appear, especially Tony, who thought it was a pity that he could not share the pink gossip about Superman and Batman with his teammates.

Superman & Batman: ? ? ?

The two tortured people obviously knew that this battlefield could not stay for long, so they could only run away first.

Sherlock didn't even have time to say hello to them, although he was soon fascinated by the dazzling Cantonese dim sum.

T'Challa was excited to see Holmes, and immediately put the unimaginable experience behind him. He excitedly greeted the detective duo, "It's a pleasant surprise to see you, Mr. Holmes, Mr. Watson."

Sherlock raised a polite but alienated smile, he didn't like the nouveau riche.

It was Watson who held Tcha's hand more enthusiastically, "Hello, Mr. Black Panther."

The inexperienced Black Panther Prince knows that after leaving Wakanda, he will meet all kinds of people in the big vat of society, such as the proud but talented Sherlock Holmes.He forced a smile and concentrated on eating.

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Black Panther Prince, the new richest man in the world, the object of Tony Stark's envy in his dreams, because of his extraordinary wealth, he liked to mention the nickname "Extra Rich" an hour ago.

At the same time, legends about the mysterious country of Wakanda are circulating on the African continent, "Krypton gold cannot be a chieftain, but vibration gold can."

Treat: Black Panther Creamy Ice Cream.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

The moment the options popped up, Ashe's mind was full of chocolate cream ice cream. Instead of looking at T'Challa, he turned his eyes to Sherlock, and then showed a smile of enlightenment.

[——Black Panther Cream Ice Cream, 30 seconds countdown.

Please be rich... oh no, Mr. T'Challa please complete the following tasks within 30 seconds:

Ask Sherlock a question he can't answer. 】

T'Challa looked at Sherlock who was eating the pigeon happily:? ? ?

He is not called very rich now, he is called very troubled.

The author has something to say: very rich, rush duck!