[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

[——When Wakanda entered the world genealogy, the whole world wanted to see Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne exchange money. 】

"Mr. T'Challa, mandarin duck milk tea, please use it slowly." Ashe served the special milk tea, greeted with T'Challa's gentle eyes and a thank you, Ashe nodded back with a smile, turned and asked the system silently, "What happened next?" ?”

【—Later, people all over the world wanted to watch the live broadcast of the three giants fighting the landlord.And Lex Luthor tried to join the four-person mahjong group, but was kicked out of the group chat by Stark and Wayne.No, he was so sad that he abandoned business and went into politics. 】

Ashe: ...Your logic is impeccable, I almost believed it.

Here, Tony and Bruce's mutual licking is coming to an end.

Because Bruce was sitting facing the door of the store, he saw T'Challa with a rich buff coming towards him at a glance. After racking his brains, Bruce finally thought of the last sentence Quatoni said, "I believe you will be able to return to the throne of the richest man. "

Tony also sincerely wished Bruce, "I hope you can also go to the next level."

Although the ranking was only one place backward, the two suffered a lot for it.

T'Challa, who was dissed as soon as he entered the door, was sipping the pearls of the mandarin duck milk tea, while doubting his life: Shouldn't he appear here?

【——The mission was successful, and the dangerous virus has been removed. 】

Fortunately, the two who had completed the task finally regained their original comfort. Bruce, who forgot that he was still in T'Challa just now, greeted him enthusiastically, "Hello, Te Fugui... Uh, I mean, Mr. T'Challa ,Nice to meet you."

"Welcome to the Stark Group..." Tony, who took over the conversation, glanced at Bruce and said reluctantly, "The staff cafeteria co-branded with the Wayne Group, I believe you will spend an unforgettable night."

As Tony said, he raised his boba dirty tea, and the four of them clinked glasses in the air.

The prophet Tony was right, and after a while, Clark Kent, a friend who shared the table with T'Challa, also walked in.

"Super..." Bruce was taken aback, "Super powerful reporter Clark, why did you appear?"

Knowing that Ashe discovered the kryptonite in the Batcave, Bruce has repeatedly reminded Superman not to appear in the staff cafeteria in order to avoid accidents. Why didn't he listen?

Bruce didn't know that this was related to the surprise gift package given to Red Hood by "Reporting the name of the dish".

Because the content of the package is:

[——Invite Superman to eat in the staff cafeteria on Sunday, and will reward Superman with a meme. 】

God damn it, disgusting!

Jason didn't even want to refuse, and continued to fall asleep with the quilt covered.

【--Reminder!If the task fails, the reward will be replaced with Superman's red underwear, the kind that puts on your head. 】

Jason sat up like a zombie.

[—— Warm reminder, please don't describe me as a ghost!Because: the system with one mouth is better than all the ghosts in the world. 】

Finally, under the suggestion of "reporting the name of the dish", Jason tricked Clark into the cafeteria by "interviewing the world's new richest man No. 1" as a bait.

Clark, who has experienced "torture" once, is full of positive energy in his heart. He believes that any evil person, yes, the one who repays XX, will definitely be influenced by his righteousness.For example, Jason, when he found him, he said: "I used to have two hearts, one kind and one evil. Since I got to know the name of the dish, I only have one kind heart left."

Yes or no!Everything has two sides!

Optimistic Clark ignored Bruce's advice and only wanted to shine for the cause of the "Daily Planet".

Of course, Jason didn't tell him the second half of the sentence, "Why only kindness? Because, it's disgusting."

……

Maybe both are pure and kind people. Clark and T'Challa hit it off. Their similar three views and common ideas almost made them form a "black and white match" combination to make their debut.

Their dialogue is also too positive and flawless!

Ai Xi obviously felt that the system in her body was a little impatient, and there were garbled characters, but it was okay!She suppressed a smile and comforted "Report the name of the dish", "Let it be. Even if you can't conquer Superman, you don't have to bear any punishment!"

【no the same.I don't allow the system to have bugs. 】

He is a system without emotion, as a superman of bugs, he must be cleared!

Unbeknownst to Superman himself, there is something that wants to kill him more than Luthor, and it is close at hand.

While "reporting the name of the dish" thinking about how to kill Superman, Bruce received a video call.

Ah Fu, who flashed the metropolis, said with a helpless tone, "Damian skipped class for half a day and went to the metropolis to teach Xiao Qiao Ye..." Considering Bruce's public image in suits and ties, Ah Fu will "night patrol" two Swallowing the words back, he said, "I went to eat supper with Xiao Qiao."

Bruce raised his forehead.

As soon as the video screen changed, Damian and Xiao Qiao, under Louise's education, both faced the wall and stood in a military posture.

Clark heard his wife's voice on Bruce's mobile phone, and when he turned his head, he saw Bruce calling him over. After understanding what happened, he deeply felt that he was remiss as a father who left early and returned late and had no time to accompany his children.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: unqualified homeschooling.

Virus source: Batman, Superman.

The introduction of the two can be seen in the previous article.

Processing method: braised Batman, grilled Superman.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

At this time, Batman's heart is broken. Knowing that the system seizes every opportunity to engage Superman, why does he continue to sit?

[——Selected: Yes.

Please complete the following tasks within 20 seconds:

Say to the child personally: "I love you!"]

Bruce broke down even more: You are embarrassing me, Batman!

Although Ai Xi said that this is a system setting, even the "Reporting the name of the dish" Ben can't easily change the task requirements.

Bruce had awkwardness written all over his face, not to mention that the other three Robins were also present, so he couldn't say those three words no matter what.

Compared with Bruce, Clark, who has always had an extremely normal view of education, is much calmer.

"Little Joe, I'm sorry." Clark's voice was very gentle, "Dad is very busy with work and has not had much time to accompany you. Please believe that Dad will coordinate the work as soon as possible, and we will go to Krypton to play together! Xiao Qiao, you Forever Daddy's baby, I love you!"

After finishing speaking, he did not forget to point the camera at Bruce's face, so that he also had a chance to perform in front of Damian.

The two children turned around at the sound of Clark's voice and kept staring at the camera.

Before the tears that Xiao Qiao suppressed were released, she was frightened by the gloomy expression on Uncle Bruce's face that suddenly jumped out and flowed back. Damian's expression was also a little frightened and a little bit looking forward.

However, Bruce only had serious eyes and pursed his lips, and the picture was still for a while.

【——Reward Reminder!

Congratulations to Mr. Clark for completing the task and triggering side rewards!

Please complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

Give Mr. Jason Todd a kiss, and you can receive a spree of sidelines. 】

As soon as the system finished speaking, Bruce escaped, and it was his turn that Cue's red hood suddenly showed the momentum of "don't stop me, I'm going to fight Bao so-and-so today".

Even Clark's expression was surprisingly distorted.

Fortunately, he is a superman, even if he can't complete the task, he is not afraid!Clark directly refused.

If the system were a person, I'm afraid it would show a wicked smile at this moment, "What I'm waiting for is your words."

Of course, Ashe already heard a hint of obscenity from the emotionless mechanical sound.

【--mission failed!

Synthesizing kryptonite energy... 99%, 100%, the synthesis is complete.

Grill Superman, activate. 】

The air was suddenly quiet.Except T'Challa, an innocent boy who has just arrived and doesn't know what happened, everyone is waiting for the appearance of gay gay superman.

1 seconds passed.

Another 1 minutes passed.

With his eyes closed tightly, the silent Superman looked unchanged.

Just when everyone wondered if there was something wrong with the system, Superman finally opened his eyes.

But... what is this familiar murderous look?Bruce just felt a dull ache in the spine of his back.

Ashe soon realized that something was wrong, she asked the system, "Could you have synthesized the energy of black kryptonite?"

【Oops!It was a mistake to get excited. 】

Ashe heard this and wanted to hit someone.

At this moment, the person standing in front of him is not Superman, but the Grim Reaper!

Everyone immediately distanced themselves from Clarke.

The scene was chaotic for a while. If Ai Xi hadn't stabilized the "name of the dish" in time, the system would have almost died on the spot.

【—Pink kryptonite energy is being synthesized. 1%…】

Blackened Superman, the online beating mode is on!Who will be the first to hit?

Superman looked at Jason, "You asked me for a kiss?"

Jason shook his head like a rattle, "I'm not! I don't have one! Where's my gun!"

【—Pink kryptonite energy is being synthesized. 23%...Hold on friends! 】

The blackened Superman had already pinched Jason's chin and lifted him into the air.History is always surprisingly similar. The other two Robin birds rushed to help, but Superman hooked his fingers and threw them aside in seconds, KO!

【—Pink kryptonite energy is being synthesized. 66%...Hold on! 】

Jason's round head has been pinched into a Chinese character by Superman.

Superman asked him blankly, "Your head was squared by me, do you know what that means?"

Jason stared, even if he wanted to speak, he couldn't say a word.

Superman who has been deeply involved in the play, "Prove that you and I are not! Cast (head)! Yuan (circle)!" I want him to kiss him, he...tui!

【—Pink kryptonite energy is being synthesized. 99%...Victory is just around the corner! 】

The loveless Jason had given up struggling, and just when he clearly felt the bones in his jaw were about to be crushed, he finally heard a heavenly voice.

【—Pink kryptonite energy, synthesis is complete.

Grill Superman, start! 】

Superman let go suddenly, and Jason clutched his chin and fell to the ground.

At the same time, a terrible idea slowly took shape in Da Chao's mind.

Looking around, his eyes stayed on Bruce, thinking: "This damn Batman is so fascinating!"

The author has something to say: here we come! gaygay superman!

I'm so excited!