[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Jason came to work with two dark circles under his eyes.

Ai Xi, a good boss who is considerate of his employees, thoughtfully prepared a cup of black tea latte for him, refreshing and refreshing.When necessary, she can also pull out a Snickers bar to help Jason sweep away his hunger and become himself.

Timmy looked at Jason's lack of energy and loss of appetite, and comforted him, "There is nothing that can't be solved by asking for leave. If there is, then resign."

"No, I don't want to!" Jason immediately covered Timmy's mouth with his hand, for fear that the system that suffered a thousand dollars would suddenly say "resignation warning".

What's more, they shoulder the glorious mission entrusted by Batman.

Red Hood never gives up!

……

It's the busiest business hour of the day again.

The evening news in the cafeteria is as colorful as ever.

"Why the world's richest man lost his status, why the agricultural power suddenly rose, and who did the presidential candidate's baldness, welcome to today's "New York Evening News"..."

Boom boom boom!

The sound of the TV was suddenly covered by the roar of the sports car, the brakes sounded, and the handsome boy appeared on the stage.

Bruce came with a playboy temperament. He stopped for a while in front of the small blackboard with the menu written on it. When he saw the "Cantonese-style morning tea" today, he immediately showed a satisfied smile, completely ignoring the TV broadcast " The domineering president, the young master of the Wayne Group, has doubts about his birth mother."Since Damian returned to the Wayne family and went to elementary school, the news media picked up this topic from time to time. Interesting?

"Interesting." Tony, who brought Peter to dinner, his eyes lit up when he saw Bruce's scandal, and the word gossip almost overflowed from his big caramel-colored eyes, "So who is Damian's mother? ?”

Bruce gave him a "don't care about you" look, found a seat in silence and sat down.

The two forces sat at two adjacent tables, and Dick, who was carrying the plate, poked his irascible brother Jason with his elbow, "Did you notice that there is a gap between the two tables?"

Jason, who was wiping the table and venting his anger, almost wiped off a piece of skin on the table. He followed Dick's eyes and saw that it was not only a gap, but also a barrier separating Tony and Bruce.

Although the auras of the two people are obviously different, the eyes of the two people ordering food are surprisingly consistent: steamed chicken feet, I really want to eat it!Shrimp dumplings are a must!Juicy quicksand bag, definitely not to be missed!

Only children make choices, adults need all!

Tony and Bruce tapped their fingers quickly, submitting the order application almost at the same time.

When Aixi looked at her phone, her eyes turned dark immediately. She walked out of the back kitchen helplessly, "You two gentlemen, you each ordered 20 kinds! To prevent waste, I suggest you do what you can."

Faced with Ashe's doubts, Tony had already shown a triumphant smile. Even if the menu was to be cut, the two of them at the table had a slightly better number of people, and they definitely ate more than Bruce.

Bruce didn't show any weakness, "I can finish eating." That's right, he gave two of each.

Seeing that Ni's three-year-old and Bu's five-year-old are about to start competing against each other, Ashe is really afraid that they will have another big eater competition, so she puts forward a more pertinent suggestion, "How about you play a table?"

Tony and Bruce looked at each other, unexpectedly reaching a consensus.

The table of Cantonese dim sum was soon filled. Peter, who had been hungry for a long time, picked up a roasted squab and ate it with gusto.The skin of the fried squab is crispy, and the color is golden red and shiny.The fat is locked into its body, and the meat torn apart with its mouth is tender and juicy.

If it wasn't for the Robin Birds having dinner in advance, they would be weeping at their empty bellies until they get off work.

Fortunately, the boss is a good person. When they are free, they can sneak into the back kitchen to grab a few custard buns.

"New York Evening News" is still not over. After finishing showing Bruce's picture, it starts to play Tony's lace news again.

"The latest news from our reporter. Today, Mr. Iron Man and Spider-Man went to Stark's private hospital at the same time. Some netizens speculated that the two are suspected of going for a paternity test."

"Cough...cough cough!"

Peter couldn't hold it back, and was so surprised that he choked on Shuangpi Nai.

In fact, he accidentally twisted his hand while working at heights, so he went to the hospital for treatment!Is this how the news is written now?

Seeing Peter's broken heart, Bruce's ears moved, and he was ready to watch the show.

Sure enough, the reporter continued to add embellishment and said: "Mr. Stark's supermodel ex-girlfriend and supermodel current girlfriend have clarified their blood relationship with Spider-Man", and posted screenshots of their Twitter.This wave of hot spots is very strong!

Tony drew a question mark silently.

When did Stark have supermodel girlfriends?How could Stark himself not know!

While taking the last shrimp dumpling from the steamer into his bowl, Bruce helped Tony talk: "What's wrong with the girlfriends in many places, Tony, you type fast, it's not like you can't talk!"

"Pfft!" Peter and Robin couldn't help laughing together.

Tony fought back without changing his face, "Bruce, I heard that you bought a piece of land for your ex-girlfriend not long ago? It's better to be your girlfriend. Although I can't get your people, I can get your money. "

Bruce raised his eyebrows, "Why, you also want to be my daughter..."

Tony immediately interrupted him, "Don't worry, I have money myself, just a little more than you."

Abby, who was sitting on the bar with a milk tea straw in her mouth, silently watched Ni Sansui and Bu Wusui come and go, evenly matched, thinking how to "report the name of the dish" and still not be moved.

【—Sorry, I’ve been upgrading the kryptonite subsystem recently, and I’m a little stuck. 】

Ashe, "..." What a stubborn system.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: childish hostility.

Virus source: Iron Man and Batman.

Searching for related information... Search complete.

Tony Stark, the richest man in the United States, is the mouthpiece of the Avengers.

He is also nicknamed the little prince, and has made great achievements such as Rocky's "Bambi" and Spiderman's "Baby in Pajamas".

The second identity Iron Man, the support slogan: "The world is sorry for Iron Man."

Bruce Wayne is an invincible playboy by day, and the Dark Knight Batman who has smoked cigarettes for 20 years by night.

... Oops, lost the horse! 】

The eyes of Tony and Bruce looked at each other suddenly became strange.

The former's face was full of "Fuck, so you are Batman! You still claim to be the man behind Batman, why don't you be so smart!"

The latter is "Who am I? Where am I? I've worked so hard to hide my identity for so long, but an insole man found out! No! Alive!!"

【—— Braised Batman, Iron Man.Count down for 5 minutes.

Please complete the following tasks within 5 minute:

Lick each other ten sentences. 】

System: Although there was an accident in the process, fortunately, the ending is still the same.

Tony and Bruce just wanted to act out an instant death.

"Tony." Bruce thought for 30 seconds before squeezing out between his teeth, "Your insoles are beautiful."

Tony smiled cooperatingly, "Bruce, you look so handsome when you broke your back three times a year."

"Really?" Bruce drank the hot barley tea in one gulp, thirsty. "The girlfriends you have dated with are all kind and kind, and they are not artificial."

"Where is your girlfriend kind?" Tony waved his hand modestly, "They are so caring for small animals, either they like Land Rover or BMW."

The two people who were at each other's swords did not feel the passage of time at all.

Ai Xi thought to herself that "reporting the name of the dish" must be regretting it at this time, why are they licking each other ten sentences?These two people can lick until both sides are numb!

She glanced at the young people who pretended nothing happened to save their lives.

For example, a certain house has already stuffed three durian bags in a row; another example is a certain buttocks, which has been dragged ten times; He has counted it over and over twenty times.

In such a strange atmosphere, the new richest man in the world walked into the staff cafeteria with low-key aristocratic steps.

Then at a glance, I saw the second and third places in the global wealth rankings that are boasting about each other in business.

Techara, who was pushed to the top of the pyramid just after stepping into the society, was stunned: Is there such an operation?

It is said that "Lick the dog, until there is nothing in the end"!

Is this how high society plays?

Author has something to say: T'Challa: No!I am still a simple little boy!

next chapter in the wee hours

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