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Facing the system's countdown warning, Fury, who was thinking very fast, took out his phone calmly, turned on the front camera, and smiled at the camera, "Hi~ baby."

The orange cat in the phone gave it a confused look.

The soul-devouring beast: "Meow meow. Is there something wrong?"

Fury continued to talk to himself seriously, "You want to hear Dad sing "The Smurfs"? Dad is eating out, so I'll tell you a bedtime story when I get home?"

Soul Devourer: "Meow?"

Fury's acting skills became more and more superb. Jason, who was mopping the floor behind him, looked at his mobile phone screen inexplicably, and was sure that this guy was acting well.Fury put on a more exaggerated look of embarrassment, "Do you have to sing now? Okay."

Soul Devourer: "Meow?"

Fury cleared his throat and began to sing soulfully: "There are a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain, they are lively and smart, they are naughty and smart, they live freely in the distant universe, they are brave and rude. Be careful. Oh, the vicious Smurfs; oh, the super bad Smurfs; they only want to use force to control the entire universe, they are fierce and disgusting~”

Fury, who was singing high, didn't realize that he was going off track while singing, mainly because he was facing Ronan at the table in front of him, unconsciously revealing his true feelings.

Fortunately, the Cree and Earth languages ​​are not very fluent, and the real-time translation of Ronan's invisible headset is not standard, but he still faintly feels that the guy with the black head like an egg is humiliating him, otherwise why would he keep staring at him and singing .

Ronan's expression was a bit scary, and Ferry's inner activities were not much better.It's over, he belatedly realizes that he scolded Ronan for the timing of a song.

Fury quietly decided to send a text message to the Avengers for help. In order to appease Ronan's emotions, he smiled at Ronan enthusiastically and kindly, and said the friendly word in the rap world, "skr~ skr~”

Luo Nan stood up abruptly, with a fierce look on his face, this time there was no need for an interpreter, he understood.

Holding Fury's collar fiercely, he lifted him up, and Ronan was about to strangle him immediately, "You are from skr." Still in an affirmative tone.

No wonder Ronan was furious, the Skrulls were the best at disguising, and he wasn't surprised at all that they could turn into a human; but the provocation of skrskr was really too much.

After realizing it, Fury wanted to cry but had no tears, and struggled to make a sound, "I think... I can explain..."

"Explain to your dead clansmen." Ronan said as he picked up the Kree Warhammer.

【—Mission successful!The dangerous virus has been removed. 】

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: racial discrimination.

Virus source: Ronan the Accuser.

Searching for "Ronan" related information... Search completed.

Ronan, the head of the Kree Empire's accusation group, a patriotic whore, has the super power of being under one person and above ten thousand.

He often dreams that he becomes the king of the elf country, although people on earth affectionately call him "Smurf".

Captain Marvel is Ronan's biggest enemy, and also the goal of his life, although his current combat power is not even comparable to Carol's finger.

But people always have dreams, what if they are accidentally hit by a pie falling from the sky!

Treatment: Ronan cold tea.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

This time Ronan understood, because the system's Cree language major was level eight.

At the same time, a burst of scalding heat passed over his palm, like hot water that had just boiled, so hot that he immediately let go of Fury's hand.

Fury, who had escaped the catastrophe, remembered the goodness of "reporting the name of the dish" from the bottom of his heart, completely forgetting who he was targeted by Ronan for.

【——Ronan cold tea.Countdown, 30 seconds.

Please complete the following tasks within 30 seconds by Ronan the Accuser:

Sing a freestye impromptu, can be in Cree, but must end with skr~skr. 】

The patriotic warrior Ronan refused on the spot. As the supreme commander of the accusation regiment, how could he do something that betrayed the nation!

The result can be imagined.

The alien villain, who was tortured until his ears were steaming, had a deep sense of fear for the earth before he even started to act.He remembered that it was the same last time. Before he could get close to the earth, he was bombarded by Captain Marvel and went back to his hometown.

Thinking about it now... Captain Marvel is simply his savior!

As for the earth...hell on earth!

Under the threat of his life, Ronan had no choice but to compromise, and hoped that the supreme wisdom of the Cree would let him go after learning of his difficulties.

Wait a minute... Supreme Intelligence?

Ronan suddenly had an idea. The system that tortured him was the same as the supreme intelligence that ruled the Kerry Empire. It was a life computer; when he returned to Kerry, he would make a long-term plan and vowed to avenge today.

……

If one survives, there will be future fortunes.

When Ronan left, Fury asked Ashe curiously: "So what is his cooking method?"

Ashe shook her head, "It's nothing, just a cup of Ronan's cold tea."

"Huh?" Fury was curious.

Ashe glanced at him indifferently, "Don't you think Ronan looks a lot like Banlangen?"

"Pfft!" Ye Yi, who was drinking water, couldn't hold back any of it, and sprayed it all out.

……

At 9:[-] am, for the first time in history, Ashe did not sleep until noon. Instead, she got up early and went to the supermarket to buy ingredients for today's dinner. By the way, she called the coolie employee Jason Todd.

It turned out that Jason volunteered to act as the old driver.

Considering that if this guy sees robbery, fights and other illegal incidents on the way, he will start the accelerator on the street at any time to have a speed and passion, or directly take out the portable handheld/gun that he carries with him to fight on the spot. For his own personal safety, Ashe Very presciently, he was placed in the co-pilot position.

Sure enough, Jason was paying attention to the movement along the road, and even felt sorry for arriving at the supermarket unimpeded.

Today is also a day without chivalry, so distressed!

Fortunately, Jason soon threw himself into the fun of shopping in the supermarket and actively using his infinite strength.

After a few hours of shopping, I finally bought the fruit, and I was done. Ashe chose the best black pudding, and was going back to the store to cook a pot of delicious black pudding jam.

While queuing to check out, the keen Jason said to Ashe with his strange sixth sense: "Someone is following us."

Ashe also felt it, but "Reporting the name of the dish" did not take any action, indicating that the people following them were not hostile.

If Jason was the first to show "unfriendliness", things would be different.

"Dare to follow me Red Hood, I think you are Pikachu's younger brother, your skin is itching!" Regardless of Ashe's warning, Jason began to ambush him as soon as he entered the underground parking lot.

In desperation, Ashe put the ingredients into the trunk first, and acted separately from Jason.The Bluetooth headsets of the two are still in close contact, so that Jason can report his whereabouts at any time.

"I am ready to ambush, and I will blow the head of this stalker later!"

"Oops, it seems to be discovered, but it's not a big problem!"

"Why is this man also carrying a gun? It's still a charge/front/gun. It doesn't matter, it's not a big problem!"

"He rushed over, let's see how my red hood knocks him down!"

"His eyes are so scary, why is he still a mechanical arm... Don't worry, I can solve it, the problem is not big!"

"Jason! Why did you get down!"

Ai Xi, who drove over, looked at Jason who was stuck on the ground and could not move, only to hear him explain calmly, "Originally, the two of us drove [-]-[-], but the big problem is that my equipment is not as good as his!"

Ashe, "..."

As for the "murderer" Bucky holding Jason, although his bun face was expressionless, and his whole body was exuding the aura of death, his eyes were very confused, and he even controlled Jason more firmly. Ask from the heart: "Who am I? Where am I? Why are you taking my plums?"

Ash & Jason: ? ? ?

……

With speechless expressions, the two brought the amnesiac Li Zijing back to the staff cafeteria.

Several Robin birds surrounded Bucky, looking at him like a fool.

According to Bucky's statement, the best ones in the pile of plums he had spotted early in the morning were taken away by Ai Xi, and then he adopted a follow-up strategy, preparing to find the best time to negotiate and buy back the plums from her by the way. .

Jason poked himself on the head, momentarily out of breath, "Then you can't beat me up, is there something wrong with your brain?"

Bucky showed a "how do you know" expression, Baozilian didn't say a word, and looked a little aggrieved.Isn't he self-defense?

Ashe looked at Jason, who was maddened by anger, and then at Bucky, who was silent and silent, "Jason, no matter how you look at it, I think you are the one who bullies." Dick and Tim nodded in agreement.

Jason was so angry that he was about to faint.

Ashe summoned "Reporting the name of the dish" to search for the information of this amnesiac man.

【—Unfortunately, the system cannot detect the pheromone, and the search failed. 】

Bucky, who still couldn't get off the horse, looked calm. He woke up in a safe house in Brooklyn a few days ago, his memory was blank, and even the passports on the bedside table were fake.Realizing that something is wrong, Bucky takes the fake passport and all the cash, transfers to Manhattan, and plays by ear.

He knows nothing about himself, except that he has an unimaginable passion for Heblin.

Ai Xi's face was solemn, she was afraid that she picked up a troublesome spirit who was hunted down by countless killer organizations!

At this moment, Baron Zemo walked into the staff cafeteria with a complicated expression, and pretended to look at Bucky inadvertently; Bucky noticed Zemo's eyes and subconsciously responded with an unusually indifferent look.

"Do you know?"

Hydra will not appear here often, unless the takeaways near the Hydra base really can't satisfy their appetite. Since the last time they experienced the huge blow that Batman brought them, Hi Claw is even more afraid to appear in Revenge There is a radius of 500 meters between the Hunter Building and the Wayne Building, not to mention that Zemo's expression is so wrong this time.

However, Zemo and Bucky answered Ashe's doubts in unison: "I don't know."

There must be something wrong with these two.

Ashe gave the Robins a look of "watching these two guys", and walked into the back kitchen to prepare for business.

Baron Zemo pretended to share the table with Bucky. Although he scanned the QR code to order food on the surface, he kept silently thinking about how to take Bucky away. After much deliberation, he decided to use a big move to defeat the enemy with one move.

That's right, that's the "brainwashing method"!

It was a night full of dreams, and he didn't care about eating first. Zemo lowered his head slightly and whispered a mantra in a voice that only he and Bucky could hear. Sure enough, Bucky's eyes turned cold immediately, and his killer aura was ready to come out again!

Jason, who was watching the show, pulled Dick and Tim who were concentrating on work, and explained on the spot: "Is the dinner in the cafeteria not good enough, or the scenery in the sky garden is not beautiful enough, is it not good to be alive? Timo, why is it so strange?" Are you going to die here?"

【—Danger warning!S-level dangerous virus detected: murderous.

Viral source: Bucky Barnes.

Searching for "Bucky" related information... Search completed.

Sergeant Bucky Barnes, the first male model of Hydra, and the face of Hi Claw.During Hydra's tenure, he was once brainwashed by Baron Zemo to participate in various show activities in order to collect money.

The most important thing in the house is lubricant, otherwise his metal unicorn arm would have nowhere to rest.

Although he looks like a little fresh meat, he is actually over 70 years old.There is a muscular good friend who is about the same age and is also full of vigor. Both of them are the double male protagonists of the next season of "Need for a Gentleman".By the way, the original dual heroes of this show are Magneto and Professor X.

Processing method: raw fried bucky.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Bucky, who had a unicorn arm attack, just wanted to stand up and shoot, when he was pressed down on the seat by an invisible but powerful force.

One side is Zemo's control, and the other side is the suppression of the system.

Teng, Buckle up!Crack, Bucky was pushed down!

Teng, Bucky stood up again!Crack, Bucky was pushed down again!

Zemo was stunned, he thought his brainwashing didn't work, and Bucky started to resist.Zemo was annoyed, "Enough is enough, there is no end!"

[——Selected: Yes.Fried Bucky, the system counts down, 1 minute.

Please Baron Zemo complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

Sing the song: Bucky, Bucky, you don't have a bad heart; Bucky, Bucky, you're so cute...]

Zemo, "..." He has a little knowledge of oriental culture, if he remembers correctly, this song is called "Bajie".

[——Harmonic stem, is there a problem? 】

Zemo, "No...no problem."

Zemo, who wailed in his heart, "Bucky was the one who did the crime, why was he the one who was injured?", resigned himself to his fate and prepared to perform.

Another unbelievable voice came from behind, "Bucky?"

[——"Need for Ji Wife", the first scene, one shot at a time.

Ah! 】

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