[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Although Jean is in a state of insanity now, Lorna is completely conscious and impulsive.

The two ignored the system's warning at the same time, vowing to fight to the death.And this year's Oscar for Best Actors Charles and Eric suddenly felt that, compared to their dark history being exposed in public, maybe Qin and Lorna's live fight is the best choice.

"It's okay." Facing the terrified crowd, Tony comforted everyone, "The staff canteen has an automatic safety device. No matter how hard they fight, the fighting will only be concentrated indoors. By the way, our sound insulation effect is also very good, no It will disturb the people." Tony summoned the mark7 skillfully, put it on himself, and explained, "I hope to provide help in time, and I don't put on the armor because I am afraid that they will accidentally hurt me."

Charles & Eric, "..."

The war was about to break out, Qin's phoenix power had been condensed to the maximum, and Lorna's expression became extremely ferocious, and a discordant system sound was still lingering in their minds.

【——Mission failed, the force started.Selected: The Force of Life.

The force of life was activated successfully. 】

The moment the system finished speaking, a piece of BGM as light as a spring breeze surrounded the staff cafeteria in 3D, accompanied by a gentle male voice, "The world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable. This is not good, not good."

Onlookers: ? ? ?

Ash:!Who is this male voice?You are not "reporting the name of the dish"!

Jean & Lorna: Unmoved.gif

The two of them only had each other in their eyes, and when Qin's black phoenix exerted its strength and Lorna's electromagnetic waves were also not to be outdone, a miraculous scene happened!Black and green light waves crisscrossed in the air, without any aggressiveness.As the two beams of light wave flow, the BGM painting style switches and begins to play happily, "Rotating, jumping, I close my eyes..."

The middle-aged and elderly people and young friends present all had the urge to dance.

"Stop, stop," Ashe signaled the system to stop, "If you put it down again, you will make Charles jump out of the wheelchair."

Qin and Lorna's expressions were calm and calm, and there was an unusually powerful but peaceful force suppressing the fluctuations in their bodies. Although they tried to resist several times, the force of life was too strong, even if Qin and Lorna could release the energy , and the attack value is also zero.

Moreover, their current appearance is very similar to action movie actors who have lost their special effects on the Hollywood shooting scene.

With the help of the force of life, Qin's thoughts slowly recovered, and the luminous lines on her skin that erupted due to ferocity gradually disappeared. When her eyes gradually cleared up, she saw everyone staring at her, and one eye was not very friendly.

"Lorna?" Jean couldn't remember what had just happened.Why is Lorna's expression so terrifying?When did Magneto appear?

Qin was wondering, that strange voice appeared again.

【——The original force lightsaber is ready to activate, and the countdown is 15 seconds.

Ask Phoenix Girl and Polaris to tell a secret about Professor X and Magneto respectively within 15 seconds. 】

Qin and Lorna looked at each other, and the two who had regained their composure were thinking about what was going on, so they missed 15 seconds perfectly.Then, two red and blue lightsabers appeared out of thin air in their hands.

What was even more frightening was that the two girls raised their lightsabers uncontrollably and aimed at the two old mutants.

【——The original force lightsaber is starting, and it will be activated within 1 minute.

Ask Phoenix Girl and Polaris to tell 1 secrets about Professor X and Magneto respectively within 3 minute. 】

Professor X & Eric: Why did the price increase?

【——The countdown is 60 seconds. 】

Jean and Lorna took a step forward at the same time, and the mutant senior group also found out!They were also unable to move, and they didn't even have a chance to run away! Professor X and Magneto don't know that since the last time he stumbled on Superman, the system has deeply realized its own shortcomings, and has been upgrading at an average frequency of once a day. Now he is no longer a pure system, but is about to Sitting on the Iron Throne's "report name"!

"Isn't it just a built-in AP processor for you, look how beautiful you are!"

While ruthlessly debunking the system, Ashe served warm almond milk to friends who ate melons.

As mutants, Qin and Lorna have seen many big scenes, but they have never been a teacher/father killer. Qin's expression is about to cry, seeing the lightsaber getting closer and closer to Charles' neck , The mutant who wanted to pull them away was also bounced away by an invisible force. She said in a crying voice: "There is a row of wigs in the professor's closet, and they are all the latest models."

Bounced Mutants: ? ? ?

Charles:! ! !

The moving piano was stopped, and it really worked!

【——Mission progress: /⑥】

"My dad often complains. He also started as a welder. Why is Iron Man so rich, but he is so poor!"

【——Task progress: ②/⑥】

Eric, who was suddenly revealed, was dumbfounded, and now he has exactly the same expression as Charles.

Tony, who was watching the show, was drinking smooth almond milk. He didn't expect to get the supper achievement tonight, so he was very happy.He explained, "I can answer this because I have a good father."

...that's an unassailable answer.

"There are also several long straight hair and big waves in the professor's wig."

【——Task progress: ③/⑥】

oh?The way my friends look at Charles has become subtle.

Poor Charles not only can't move, he can't even explain aloud. He can only prove his innocence by his struggling eyeballs. My God, his long hair is sent by buying short holidays when shopping online. He pays attention to frugal life He just couldn't bear to throw it away!

Fortunately, Lorna spoke at this moment and quickly diverted everyone's attention, "Although my dad can fly when he walks, he has always been jealous of Superman flying fast and high.

【——Task progress: ③/⑥】

The crowd has already begun to tut: "I didn't expect Magneto to be such a showman."

No more, no more explosions!

If there was a death button in front of Eric and Charles' eyes, they would not hesitate to press it at the same time.

Is he Professor X/Magneto shameless?

"Professor's Gucci wallet has always had a double photo with Magneto."

"It just so happens that my dad is too, although his wallet is a brand name."

【——Task progress: ⑥/⑥】

After Lorna finished speaking, the lightsabers in both of their hands disappeared, and all four of them released their control, which means that the mission was successful.

Despite the joy of being free, Charles and Eric are a little awkward with each other.After all, they didn't expect that the other party would keep the group photos in their wallets. It's been 20 years after all.

They used to be such friends who talked about everything, but because of the differences between mutants and humans, they became friends who had nothing to say later.

Unexpectedly, 20 years later, Charles' wallet still belonged to Gucci, but he became poorer and poorer because he raised three children alone, so he could only rely on buying and selling scrap iron to survive.It really has to make people feel emotional!

For a while, the two middle-aged men expressed different emotions in their hearts.

Today's dinner is so exciting too!

While Tony was paying for everyone, Ashe packed several boxes of ginger milk and handed them to him.

Ashe's carefulness was correct, a few bowls of sugar water successfully reminded several superheroes of the delicious food in the cafeteria, so as soon as it opened the next day, several tall and burly diners walked in.

Sol and Loki are still discussing the interesting things they met on the way here.

"That gentleman must have been stunned, boom! I saw him standing there for more than a minute!" Sol said and laughed, only for Loki to respond with a perfunctory smile.

Ashe came over with two glasses of lemonade.

Saul was very excited to see that he had another audience, and pulled Ashe to recount what happened on the road.It turned out that the two of them met a person who posted a small advertisement on the way to dinner. The person said, "What if the child doesn't study? What if the husband doesn't do housework? What if the employee catches fish at work? Come to our self-discipline center, Guaranteed to be reborn!"

Loki gave that person a blank look, thinking that the ignorant people in the atrium would dare to block their god's way to eat.

Unexpectedly, the curious baby Saul pulled Loki, looking very excited, "How did you do it?"

"Come here with your ears, I don't tell ordinary people!" The man revealed with a mysterious smile, "We have special electrotherapy, specially for severe patients who are not self-disciplined, click on time, one course of treatment a week, three courses of treatment Guaranteed to work."

"Oh." Nodded dullly, then suddenly smiled, "Is this kind of electrotherapy?"

Then there was a loud thunder on a sunny day, and it hit this Mr. Yang, "Are you still recruiting? Hire me. You don't need three courses of treatment. You will be cured with one blow. "

Feeling that he had done a good deed again, Saul, who was doing harm to the people, was very happy, so he ordered two more dishes by the way.

Although Rocky expressed difficulty in understanding his brother's magical way of helping others, but touching his empty wallet, he chose to remain silent and support him.Who made the currency of Asgard and the earth not circulate, he is a majestic evil god, but he has to rely on Thor's salary in the Avengers to survive.

Maybe this is called "the elder brother is responsible for making money to support the family, and the younger brother is responsible for being beautiful".

Sol was happily eating dinner. Unexpectedly, during the chat just now, Bruce, who had been silent all along, fully listened to Sol's words and was ready to take action.

Today Bruce's identity is business tycoon and playboy Bruce Wayne. In order to conform to his identity, he specially brought his new girlfriend, Ms. Catherine, a popular supermodel in the United States.

As the IQ responsible for the Justice League, Bruce carefully analyzed why he was targeted every time he came to the staff cafeteria, and finally came to the conclusion that Batman's clothes must be too dark to look like a good thing.

...uh, can't scold myself.What he meant was that the Dark Knight is easily misunderstood. You don’t know if there is a knight or not, but it is very likely that it will be dark if you are not careful.

Bruce looked at Ashe on the bar, and suddenly came up with a bold idea.

……

For several days in a row, Steve came to the staff cafeteria to eat, and all he saw were closed doors and cold words on the blackboard.

The boss is on a business trip and the return date is uncertain.

That's right!Ashe boarded Wayne's private helicopter to Gotham.

If she knew that she still wanted to see Bruce and her new girlfriend on the plane, and if she was in love with her, Ash would definitely choose: Sit!high!iron!

"Honey, can't you accompany me tonight?" Catherine sat directly on Bruce's lap, stretched out her white and slender arms and directly hooked Bruce's neck, her voice was full of grievances, "It's scary to sleep alone of."

【——Your bitch identification system is online.Virus detected: lie.

Viral source: Catherine Pierce.

Searching for "Catherine" related information... Search completed.

Vampire Queen, Vampire Green Tea Bitch No.1.The surface is sweet and pleasant, and the cut is black.

Many black histories such as unmarried birth, playing with feelings, and being in two boats have been written into the negative textbooks of the moral education class of the vampire school.

Treatment method: Boil the vampire.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

"Can I add Maoxuewang to the boiled water?" Thinking of the spicy red oil, Aixi felt a little hungry.

【——Boil the vampire, count down for 1 minute.

Ask Ms. Catherine to perform a set of Wing Chun within 1 minute. 】

"Cough, cough, cough!" Catherine and Bruce looked at Ash, who could choke on drinking water, inexplicably.

Bruce thought to himself that there was no turbulence nearby, and the plane was not turbulent.

Catherine then thought about whether the voice in her head was a good thing done by the witch.

As a vampire, she shouldn't have too much relationship with superheroes. Who made the vampire queen keep avoiding the pursuit of the vampire ancestor Klaus? He must seek refuge, someone who can absolutely guarantee her personal safety.

Bruce Wayne, his villa is impenetrable, the security system is [-]%, except for disappearing every night, there is nothing wrong with it.

Of course, the night is Catherine's stage, she can have fun freely, the enlightened Mr. Wayne will not interfere with her in this regard, and even arranged a dark bodyguard for Catherine, Batman, as long as Catherine needs, no matter what Whenever Batman was summoned, he would fall from the sky and appear by her side.

Catherine is different from Bruce's other girlfriends.

She is beautiful and enchanting, but she doesn't ask for too much company, and her occasional cravings are just acting like a baby, which is what men like.

It can be said that Bruce and Catherine hit it off.

Performing Wing Chun?What are you kidding?Having lived for 2000 years, the well-informed Catherine certainly knows what Wing Chun is, but it doesn't match her temperament anyway.

Catherine selectively rejected this unreasonable request that came out of nowhere.

【--mission failed.Launching: Boiled Vampires. 】

Catherine, who was drinking red wine with Bruce, suddenly tensed up, the red wine in the quilt was a little strange.It no longer exudes a slightly drunken aroma, but the familiar, seductive, bloody smell that ghosts desire so much?

The surrounding scenery gradually faded away. In her eyes, only Bruce's pulsating blood vessels suddenly became clear, and there seemed to be a fire burning violently in her chest. She even smelled the aroma of Maoxuewang, huh?

Catherine has never lost her composure before. Generally speaking, she can always restrain her desire/desire well, even in the face of Bruce's overly healthy body.

At this time, Bruce was dealing with daily work with his back to Catherine. Only Ashe in the next cabin saw Catherine's eyes were dark on one side, with dark lines showing under the eyelids, and the sharp teeth that belonged only to vampires were shining. It looked like, The next moment she'd pounce on Bruce.

Ashe guessed right!The thirst for blood has taken full control of Catherine, just when she really wants to pounce...

But Bruce stood up. Turning around, Bruce met Catherine's beautiful face and asked with concern: "Baby, your complexion is not very good, what's wrong? Come into my arms."

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Leaning weakly on Bruce's muscular chest muscles, Bruce was concentrating on reading the emails on his phone, not noticing the facial expressions of Catherine in his arms switching back and forth between human and vampire.

Ashe sighed in admiration, "This lady still has two faces!"

【——A special ingredient will be added soon: Verbena.Count down for 1 minute.

Ask Ms. Catherine to perform a set of Wing Chun within 1 minute. 】

Catherine's eyes became even more terrifying.Vampires are most afraid of - Verbena!She didn't know if it was the torture of a witch, or if it wasn't a witch, it was something more powerful.

Catherine was a little shaken, but Ms. Pierce, who "has only seen pig running but never eaten pork", said: "She doesn't know Wing Chun!"

【——The visual panel has started!Ms. Pierce can do the same action according to the content of the video. 】

Catherine: ...very thoughtful.

"Bruce!" Catherine got up from Bruce's arms and tried her best to confuse the man in front of her. "Next you will find me very beautiful, and you are not allowed to laugh."

Before knowing whether brainwashing superheroes had any side effects, Catherine had never dared to try it lightly.

Now it was a last resort, and she didn't know if she could succeed. Catherine, who was pretending to be calm, only had infinite fear in her heart.

Then, under Bruce's admiring eyes, she really finished a set of chant with very standard movements!spring!fist!

Ai Xi deeply felt that it was really embarrassing for vampires, but congratulations to Catherine, this scene can finally be recorded in the positive teaching materials for vampires!

【——The mission was successful, and the dangerous virus has been successfully eliminated. 】

"Honey~" Catherine experienced the overwhelming sense of shame for the first time in her life. She rushed into Bruce's arms and buried her whole face in it. She didn't have the queenly demeanor of playing with people's hearts at all.

"Baby, the you just now...is the most beautiful I have ever seen, really, very beautiful." I don't know whether Bruce was bewitched or said these words sincerely, but his expression is indeed intriguing.

Two hours is not a long flight.

Ashe didn't expect that the person Bruce wanted to take her to meet was Batman.

In the night, Mr. Batman walked towards her slowly, Ashe snickered, this guy changed clothes quite quickly.

Sure enough, Batman started talking nonsense seriously, "Mr. Wayne is going back to accompany his girlfriend, and I will take you to a place next, Miss Ashe."

……

Outside Arkham Prison, Ashe looked very pretty.

"One Night in Arkham? Thank you, Mr. Batman."

Ashe's "thank you" is absolutely sincere, even with his sand sculpture system.

When Bruce appeared in prison in person, the whole Arkham was boiling!

"My God, it's Batman! It's that stupid dark knight!"

"And a girl! Looks delicious!"

"Hi, new cellmate!"

Ashe stopped suddenly. She looked at Harley Guinn, who was hanging upside down on the yoga rope, with pale skin, "Hi, are you happy?"

Harley showed a weird smile, and looked at Ashe, obviously, she knew that the second half of Ashe's sentence was not meant for herself.

Ashe was completely immersed in unspeakable excitement.

She is asking her system.

The answer is yes.

[Danger warning! 】

[Danger warning! 】

[Danger warning! 】

The huge Arkham gradually became chaotic, one after another, a cold and cruel system sound exploded in the minds of the inmates, accompanied by unbelievable wailing.

Behind Batman, Robin Tsai, who had just taken office, had the biggest childhood shadow in history.

For some unknown reason, the prisoners in Arkham made unimaginable actions one after another, and even several doctors in white coats were not spared.

Arkham completely insane?

Damian Wayne tried his best to maintain the absolute calm that a child should not have, although the shock in his heart erupted like a volcano.

【—Danger warning!SSS level dangerous virus detected. 】