[Comprehensive British and American] Staff canteen

Before Sherlock came to New York, Tony Stark vaccinated him.

So he quickly made a comparison in his mind. If pranks have grades, Watson is an idiot, and Moriarty is a pervert, then "reporting the name of the dish" is an invincible pervert.The so-called know yourself and know the enemy, and you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles.Mr. Detective, who knew the identity of the enemy, adopted a conservative strategy of "retreating to advance".

"John." Sherlock's creased smile came again!Watson, who raised his head along the way, started beeping alarms in his mind, what is he going to do!

The friendlier Sherlock's smile was, the worse it was.Not to mention that he now has a Jesus-like smile!

Watson hurriedly drank the last sip of Tom Yum Kung soup, put down his chopsticks vigilantly, and stared nervously at his friend.

"John, it's hard to imagine your blog..." Sherlock took a deep breath and paused for an unprecedented moment before he began to think about his own words. Facing the surprised look in the eyes of the other party, he... he really couldn't violate himself Conscience, "It's so boring, there is not a single attractive point..."

[——Failure warning!Task reminder: This is a compliment, not a mockery. 】

"But John, you've written very hard." Sherlock, who had hit the edge of the ball, suppressed and then raised, and rounded up wittily.

【——Current progress bar: /⑩】

"Although I often feel that your IQ is weak, your reaction is slow and your efficiency is low, but thank you for helping me clean up the house all the time."

【——Current progress bar: ②/⑩】

"Oh, you don't have much artistic talent, although you are quite serious about listening to me playing the violin."

……

【——Current progress bar: ⑩/⑩, the task is successful. 】

Watson didn't know what his roommate said. After being "boasted" ten times in a row by Sherlock, he only knew that if he was "boasted" one more time, he would suffocate and die on the spot.

Not only Watson, but also the diners at the two tables next door were stunned.

What kind of drama is this about "a domineering detective chasing after a soft and cute military doctor"?The legendary sharp-tongued Sherlock Holmes really lived up to his reputation.

……

After receiving the last two tables of diners, Ai Xi put the dishes and chopsticks into the dishwasher, ready to call it a day.

Just as she was about to write down the menu for the next day on the blackboard, the reminder of the incoming call made her look at her phone first.Ash put down the grease chalk and answered the phone, "Hi, Charles."

In Academy X, Charles successfully made an appointment for tomorrow's dinner with Ashe.

After hanging up the phone, he controlled the wheelchair and turned around, looking at Cyclops and Phoenix Girl behind him amiably, Jean Gray said nervously and guiltily, "Professor, I'm sorry."

"It's not your fault, Jean." Charles was as gentle as ever.

A few days ago, Qin's ability became more and more unstable. In the most serious time, she controlled all the students of Academy X to sleepwalk at the same time in her sleep. When Charles was half asleep and half awake, he saw the students lined up Standing in front of his bed, he was so frightened that he almost fainted on the spot.

Charles is even thankful that he went bald at an early age, otherwise he would have lost a lot of hair by now.

Qin's unstable ability may be related to the youth rebellious period. In order to help Qin stabilize her emotions and protect the lives of the students, Charles decided to take her, Scott, Pietro and Wanda to Manhattan.

Speaking of which, Maximov's two siblings have already received an offer from the Avengers, and it's time to report as interns.

As a graduate of Academy X, Ashe opens for business early and warmly welcomes the arrival of the two best friends.Several people gathered in the open-air garden and started chatting afternoon tea time.

Charles sat solemnly in the laboratory of the Avengers base, discussing with Tony how to control Jean's Phoenix Force.

"Don't be so nervous, Charles, first drink a Lafite that I have treasured for many years?" Optimistic Tony felt that there was a common language when he saw Charles, the god of wine. He snapped his fingers, and advanced artificial intelligence handed him red wine and two exquisite wines. Goblet, "What's the worst?"

"It's not too bad." Charles smiled, "It's just killing us."

"Oh~" Tony put the wine bottle back resentfully, and opened the AI ​​control panel, "Let's study the various body hormones of Qin first." Frowning and studying for a while, Tony suddenly looked at Charles with bright eyes, "I Have a bold idea."

Charles faintly felt that nothing good happened.But he still swallowed the "No, you don't want to".

When it was time for dinner, Ashe looked at Stark who appeared with Charles, a little surprised, "Tony? I thought you wouldn't come these days." Not long ago, Tony wanted to prevent his AI from being hacked again, and " Reporting the name of the dish "fighting wits and courage, it is inevitable to suffer several times. Fortunately, he successfully strengthened the firewall on the third and outer layers, and built multiple anti-virus programs. For a long time to come, there will be no one, no, yes Don't even think about hacking into the system again.

"Report the name of the dish" was silent on the surface, but Ashe knew that he was actually sitting on the sidelines, waiting for Tony to throw himself into the trap.

I didn't expect the opportunity to come so quickly.

Although Tony is fully prepared, the AI ​​monitors his heart rate fluctuations and emotional conditions at any time. If it is abnormal, a micro-dose of electric current will stimulate him, reminding him that he should not be humble, arrogant or rash, and that is the key to life. Great realm!

"Spicy pot with abalone sauce, sweet and sour pork ribs, fried sea cucumber in sauce, fried snails, the taste on the tip of the tongue, rice with fish in stone pot."

One after another Chinese food was served on the table, and the air was filled with a gluttonous aroma.

In view of Pietro taking advantage of Wanda and Jean's inattentiveness in the afternoon, he took the ice cream balls on their cones, and before the meal, Wanda "kindly" warned the little brother that if he dared to use his mutant powers at the dinner table, she would Dare to send Pietro to Magneto with his own hands. I heard that their father is very interested in training Kuaiyin to become the general manager of the Brotherhood.

Pietro nodded with great desire to survive.

The dining process was quite pleasant, if Wanda hadn't "Say Magneto, Magneto is here".

By the time Eric arrived in a hurry, the happy atmosphere of the dinner was coming to an end.In fact, he could have arrived earlier, but Lorna followed him as he left the house.

The 16-year-old Lorna has a irascible temperament of "humans block and kill, and demons block and kill demons". Compared with Lao Wan when she was young, she is better than blue.

"Father, are you going out to fight?" Eric was putting on his helmet. I wonder if he ate too much recently, and the helmet is a bit tight.When he was struggling to set it up, he saw his little daughter ready to move.

Eric, "..."

He was going to "run for Oscar" at night, how could Lorna keep up with him, and how could he display his superb acting skills?Eric decisively showed his father's majesty, "Lorna, the teacher assigned too little homework, or the tutor I hired for you was not strict enough. You stay at home and study well."

Lorna rolled her eyes, spit out a big bubble from the chewing gum, and then opened her schoolbag and took out the homework.

She concealed the fact that she used the green light technique to scare away the tutor on the first day, and at the same time, taking advantage of Magneto not paying attention, she followed up quietly, and then saw the magical scene of "Grumpy Daddy beat someone online".

What's even more amazing is that Magneto not only easily beat up big men like Iron Man and Professor X, but also ruthlessly "domestic violence" his brothers and sisters, which is too much!

In fact, all of this is Wanda using illusion to let everyone see.

For the diners in the staff cafeteria, any abnormal fluctuations in the hormones of any one of them will attract the attention of the "report dish name" system.The purpose of Tony and Charles is to make Qin feel emotional, so as to design a system to "educate love" to Qin.

After all, apart from Superman, the educational success rate of the sand sculpture system is as high as 99.9%.

Whether you can control Qin's phoenix power, you will give it a go tonight.

Sure enough, Qin, who was in a hallucination, watched Magneto go "crazy" and hurt her friends. The power of the phoenix in her body couldn't hold back. If the phoenix could talk, it would definitely say: "You think I am a black phoenix!" dead?"

Yes, the hallucinations are fake, but the emotions are real.

"Reporting the name of dishes" detected a strong red flag, and then he said:

【I!good!Harmful!Afraid! 】

This voice echoed in the minds of everyone who once thought they could stand on the Oscars stage. Friends who have played their acting skills all their lives:? ? ?

【——Impossible.

Danger warning!S+ level dangerous virus detected: Power of the Dark Phoenix.

Viral source: Jean Gray.

Searching for "qin" related information.The search is complete.

Phoenix Girl, an Omega-level mutant, as the leader of the first class, is also a small expert in tearing down the school.

Because Cyclops adores his very hot gaze, he accepted his pursuit, and later found out that it was caused by his addiction to VR games.

Because of hormonal instability during adolescence, it is understandable that he cannot control the Phoenix Force that hangs in the sky.

How to deal with it: Force Phoenix Girl.System automatic selection: Yes.

May the Force be with you. 】

The system is more user-friendly this time. Before Tony turns on the special magnetic field buff to answer his mechanical sound, it automatically plays this content in everyone's mind.

force?What force?

My friends have a little understanding of the system of "reporting dish names", so everyone focused on "Force", except Lorna.

She didn't understand what was going on with the emotionless mechanical sound, her feet were ahead of her brain, and she walked into the cafeteria with wind.It's not that she agrees with Magneto's brutal approach, but her old father is obviously targeted by Qin, and he can't beat him!

To help the elderly, start with Lorna.

"Stop!" The green light between Lorna's fingers was still sizzling, she stared at the already blackened Phoenix Girl, her eyes were also very dangerous.

"Lorna?" Not only Eric, but everyone's expressions turned bad.

Except for the melon-eating crowd Ash White.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: impulsive punishment.

Virus source: Lorna.

Searching for "Lorna" related information.The search is complete.

Polaris, Miss Super A, is a professional householder who is a cheater.

Pit dad quotations are:

"My father, the director of the steel factory, likes to smuggle all kinds of scrap steel."

"My dad brought the Golden Gate Bridge with him when he went out."

"You ask why my dad wears a helmet every day, hehe, you don't wear a helmet when you work in a steel factory, can you do it?"

Handling method: Force Polaris. 】

[——Force countdown for 5 minutes.

Please Phoenix Girl and Polaris complete the following tasks within 5 minutes:

Tucao three secrets about Professor X and Magneto respectively.The more secretive the better. 】

As soon as the words fell, the eyes of everyone looking at the two people who were complained about began to be stimulated: the eyes of watching the show.jpg

They really want to say: "Some people are alive, but in fact, their life is worse than death."

The author has something to say: Yes, it is the Force in "Star Wars"!