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【—Danger warning!SSS level dangerous virus detected: dark, crazy, perverted.

Virus source: Joker.

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The clown, the city tyrant of Gotham who attracts the attention of Gotham Valkyrie Batman every day, and tries to lure the kind and honest Batman to fall into the abyss of killing Matt, although it always ends in failure.

At the same time, he is also an avid collector of full-color lipsticks.

The treatment: crispy fried clowns.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

Through the iron net, Ashe saw the clown drinking coffee with his pinky gracefully raised.The appearance of the clown is excited, different from Sol's curious and tentative excitement, he has already fallen into perverted ecstasy.Ashe was even thinking about whether the clown would require the crispy frying to be as intense as possible.

She didn't make a choice for the time being, and just continued to look at the monster in front of her.

They are facing each other.

"It's you, beautiful lady." The clown in the cage approached Ashe step by step, his eyes were so fierce, if there was no barrier from the iron net, his hook-like nose would almost stick to Ashe's face, who was caught Staring at such eyes will make one's hair stand on end.Batman subconsciously wanted to protect Ashe, but stopped when he saw her calm face.

I don't know why, but I always feel that something big is going to happen.

The indifferent Batman crossed his arms in front of his chest: the mood of watching a good show.jpg

"It's my honor to be punished by such a beautiful lady." The clown bowed gentlemanly as he said, as if welcoming some kind of holy baptism.

[The SSS-level virus is a bit difficult to deal with! 】Private complaints from the system.

"Need my help?" Ashe was more than happy to do her part.

【That's the best. 】

[——Selected: Yes.Crispy fried clown, 30 seconds countdown.

Please Mr. Clown complete the following tasks within 30 seconds:

Recite the core values ​​of socialism. 】

The clown's smile faded away, he glanced at Ashe boredly, and turned to get a new coffee.This sounds like a game for elementary school students, he doesn't bother.

【--mission failed.Crispy fried clowns, to start.

The first step: food cleaning. 】

Under the astonished eyes of Batman and Robin, Ashe directly removed the high-voltage iron grid, walked into the specially-made cage with layers of protection, and then took out a special-made release specially for clowns from his backpack!makeup!liquid!

The clown's expression was unpredictable. He lost the excitement he imagined, but he was not panicked at all, and he didn't even scream as he imagined. After everyone saw his appearance clearly, he realized that the guy sitting on the chair maintained It's been a long time since I've been in the same pose.

No special medicine was injected, and there was no strange smell in the air. The clown was controlled inexplicably. Ren Ping and Ai Xi took makeup remover and applied it to his face.

It has to be said that the onlookers in the prison were secretly looking forward to it.

Just ask, who doesn't want to know what the clown looks like without makeup?

"Handsome, very handsome." Ashe held the clown's jaws with her thumb and index finger respectively, turned the clown's head to look left and right, very satisfied with her "masterpiece".

The clown's eyes were extremely cold, but unfortunately he couldn't make a sound, and could only express his thoughts at the moment through the rolling eyeballs. "I kill you."

Ashe's back blocked the curious eyes of the onlookers. Some bold inmates, such as Poison Ivy and Two-Face, almost squeezed their necks out of the iron bars, but they couldn't see the clown's true face.

"Hush!" Ashe stretched out her index finger and put it between her lips.

[——Step 1: Coat with flour.Count down for [-] minute.

Please Mr. Clown complete the following tasks within 1 minute:

Recite the core values ​​of socialism. 】

The clown's voice is unblocked.

beep-!

He used a precious 1 minute to swear without repetition and could not appear because it was too dirty.

【--mission failed.Bread to start. 】

Ashe took out something from the bag again, oh, it was a black hair dye that took effect immediately.

"Your black hair looks like a little milk dog. It's really hard for people to get used to it for a while." Aixi touched her chin and looked at her work, and finally found something wrong. The stitched wound made the clown still exude a dangerous smile Meaning, "It's hard to imagine what a crying clown would look like." She continued to take out liquid foundation and lipstick as she spoke.

When the clown saw the legendary dead Barbie fan, he was almost suffocated.

He didn't know what he looked like now, even Batman and Robin didn't see it.

Because of Batman's restraint, he stood there itchingly but couldn't peek; The same side, perfectly defended against Robin's peeping.

【——Step 5: Fry out of the pan.Count down for [-] minutes.

Please Mr. Clown complete the following tasks within 5 minute:

Recite the core values ​​of socialism. 】

"You are the first one to make it to the third level. Sure enough, the SSS-level virus is powerful." Ashe praised the clown from the bottom of her heart.

The 5-minute waiting time was a bit long, and Ashe took out her last secret weapon in advance, "Actually, you should look at your normal self more, you are so handsome, really." In her hand was a square, mirror-shaped A thing was being stared at by the clown, who opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word.

"I forgot to remind you. In view of the performance of the second level, the system has cleaned up your bugs, and you can't make any sound except for the correct lines."

Ashe said, she patted the mirror, didn't it only take 5 minutes, she had a lot of patience.

"It doesn't matter if you continue to resist. At that time, you will use this image to attend the Gotham Peace Alliance meeting, various United Nations armistice meetings, and you can also serve as the Gotham peace ambassador! You don't need to speak, just sit on the guest table, everyone Everyone knows, the clown, the embodiment of peace, the terminator of evil!" Wow, it's too exciting to think about it!

"What are the core values ​​of socialism?" The clown finally said word by word, gnashing his teeth.

【——The vision panel has started.Just read the words on the panel correctly. 】

"Prosperity, democracy...integrity, friendliness." After reading the last word, the clown's murderous aura could turn into a meat grinder and hang Ashe to death.

【—The mission was successful.The virus is temporarily cleared. 】

The clown finally regained control of his body, and Ashe was not in a hurry to leave, "I forgot to tell you that the black hair dye and the little milk dog's makeup are time-sensitive for three days, and you can't wash them off. And you Necrotic laughing nerve, I just cured you, you are welcome."

"Ash White." Just as Ashe turned to leave, the clown suddenly stopped her. He had already seen the name on Ashe's necklace from the close contact just now.The clown stretched out his hand to cover the crying face painted by lipstick, and painted black smiling lips on the back of his hand, so that he still looked like he was laughing.In fact, he has already let out the stimulating and crazy laughter that is exclusive to the clown, "Honey, I like you so much. Join the clown, you and I have the same essence, let us open up a new world together!"

Batman beside him frowned.

"No," Ashe kept walking away without looking back, "I'll do it alone."

"What about your system?" The clown who was rejected was not at all frustrated. He has always been able to easily see through the weaknesses of human nature, and this time is no exception. "If you leave the system, you will become a poor thing with nothing. I think he will choose A more reliable host." He believed that Ashe would come back to him, even if not now.

Ash paused.

Sure enough, she turned and walked towards the clown, "I said I kept forgetting something."

As he spoke, he controlled the clown again to put down his left hand with the tattooed smiling face, and turned on the phone camera, click!

"Leave a remembrance."

……

Tonight's trip to Arkham is just crazy.

It's a pity that Damian still didn't see the real Joker, but he couldn't wait to tell Joe about his adventure in Arkham, of course, to tell him coolly.

Damian was still immersed in the excitement of visiting Arkham at night, when a gunshot sounded in the distance.

The bloodstained banknotes in the robber's arms were scattered all over the floor, and a red figure stood on the cold Gotham Street.

"Red Hood?"

Damian called to him.

【—Danger warning!Dangerous virus detected: Violent Law Enforcement.

Virus source: Red Hood.

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Jason Todd, second senior brother of Luo Jiajun.

I am the second in the society, and people don't talk too much.In terms of gun collection, he has a lot in common with Stark next door, and he is also a patient with severe bipolar disorder.

Processing method: farm small stir-fried red hood.

Please choose: Yes ② No]

The red hood tilted his head, no one could see his expression clearly through the night and the hood.

[——Selected: Yes.Farmhouse fried red hood, start.

Please Mr. Todd complete the following tasks within 24 hours:

Invite Batman to take a family portrait of Luo Jiajun for the fourth generation of Robin. 】