[Comprehensive] The best assist

The deep and dark corridor, this is the first time I have seen this kind of scene, but I always feel that this is not the first time in my consciousness, because there is a familiar smell—or smell, as if I have been here countless times Once, I have breathed the air here, touched these sticky liquids...

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Al? !liquid?Speaking of it, I seem to be soaked in something, warm but sticky, like amniotic fluid.I opened my hand and made several grasping movements in a row. My fingers were a bit inflexible, but fortunately, I was completely sure that this claw was mine.

I suddenly opened my eyes, and my eyes were green. I don’t know why the very familiar scene made me have some bad ideas. Is it in the body or something...

"You're so beautiful!" The system's familiar voice suddenly rang out, pulling me back to reality: "You're recovering well, you really don't have the reputation of being a blind woman."

"..." I wanted to complain about him, but I made a gurgling sound as soon as I opened my mouth. At the same time, I felt some liquid scrambling to rush into my throat and slide down the esophagus into my stomach.I was so nauseous that I wanted to vomit, it was so damn bad to drink, even worse than the blood of the Reverse Curly Aya.

"You'd better not talk. If you accidentally choke to death, I can't save you."

Through the green culture solution and the glass jar, I saw a handsome man outside who seemed to be emitting golden light standing in front of me eating melon seeds. I have seen that image before, it is a holographic image produced by the system. It's just that he is not transparent now.

Not bad, the game of beast pretending to be a man becomes more and more realistic.I stared wide-eyed at the person in front of me, and couldn't stop the vicious words in my heart. I basically understood the situation at this time. It seems that the points are enough, and my body has already been exchanged.I silently folded my limbs together to block the indescribable parts of my body—the stinky hooligan, who let me soak naked in the jar without avoiding suspicion at all, no matter what I look at, I will pee if I look at it again !

"Looking at your face that dares to be angry but can't speak, it's really pleasant. I can feel the joy of s."

I didn't bother to talk to him, so I just closed my eyes and rested, knowing that the fusion of soul and body is very exhausting.And the sadness hasn't faded yet—the last image of Gintoki Sakata's back is lingering in his mind, and we didn't even say goodbye properly.Based on the piss of the system, it is basically impossible for him to give Sakata Ginshi a spoiler for free, and I will go back to my own world after I exchanged my body, so he will leave without knowing that I exchanged my body. I don't know the phrase "come back early", I'm afraid I will never be able to do it.

I always feel... like I used him.

"What's wrong with you, are you crying?" The voice of the system came from the outside through a thick layer of glass and culture fluid, and it was not clear, but there would be no tears on my face, because now I'm completely numb. Soaked in water.

"Well...we have known each other for so long, I think it is necessary to make a serious self-introduction." He continued to ramble without getting a response from me.

"Actually, I'm not a system..." After he said a word, he paused for a while, seeing that I didn't have a particularly strong reaction, but sighed as if disappointed: "When did you know?"

I finally couldn't help but roll my eyes - I've already seen this, okay? Whose system would be so full of bugs and bugs.

"Hey, do you want to listen? After all, people want to open up to you? There's no response at all. It's so lonely when you talk alone and no one complains..."

...If you want daddy to react, at least get me out of this big green jar, okay, this rhythm of mouth full of water, no one wants to react

The father of martial arts.

He seemed to understand my expression, and he didn't know which button to press. The glass jar dropped down with the green liquid, and the liquid fell to the height of my chest.I opened my mouth and took a deep breath, and then coughed uncomfortably—I haven’t panted for a long time, and I’m still a little unaccustomed to taking a sudden breath of fresh air.This scene always makes me feel like a mermaid being kept in a bathtub.

Now that I have been seen naked by him so many times, I also calmed down. The key is that he looked at me as if he was looking at the same sex, so I swam to the edge of the glass jar and grabbed him while he was not paying attention. Bow Tie of the uniform, and then slammed him into the culture fluid.

Mr. System stood up from the green liquid with a dark face. I pointed at his face with sticky hair and burst into laughter—cool, seeing this man in such a mess finally made me feel good.

"You are eager for revenge, you are of the constellation of Uranus!"

"Well, did you just know that a crush has no self-cultivation at all. And I warn you, don't use map guns, be careful of being a female cousin."

The system gritted its teeth several times, and finally crawled out swallowed. He wrung his clothes and wrung the water all over the floor. I gradually felt that something was wrong with him—he couldn’t be so good. Don't say anything, I have a strong premonition that the system must have some kind of conspiracy.

"Take off your clothes and let me put them on." I made a rude request, and the system took off the coat and threw it into my arms without saying a word.The ominous premonition grew stronger.

I looked at him with a serious face: "Stop beating around the bush, did you do something to apologize to me?"

The system returned to the original Nini's pussy expression, which made me want to vomit.

"If you have something to say! If you have nothing to say, put it back quickly. I'm still in a hurry to see my parents."

"Well... that's the problem, I want to tell you."

"Say."

"It's a long story...you listen to me explain slowly..."

I interrupted him eagerly: "Long story short!"

"To sum it up in one sentence, you can't go back."

I:"……"

System: "...you calm down."

"I'll calm down, you second uncle! What do you mean you can't go back! Didn't my body be exchanged properly!" I was excited and threw the culture fluid in the jar over him: "Why do you think I endured so many worlds to die?" Facing the second-degree disease alive, you have to smooth it out! Isn’t it just to get your body back for the sake of consummation!”

"So your body is back, isn't it! Look at you! What you are wearing now is your own body, not even a hair." He didn't know where to take out an umbrella to block most of the liquid attack.

"Then you send me back quickly?!"

"You said you can't go back..." He began to play a rogue: "Don't get excited, listen to my explanation. I told you from the beginning that you can reshape your physical body, not in your main world, but in other places. You can do what you want in the world, but I have no ability to interfere with the main world martial arts world lottery system."

"What is the main world reshaping the body, you are playing word games with me?!" I was so angry that I was out of breath, and I only breathed out: "Say it carefully one by one!"

"Didn't you realize that I'm not a system?"

"and then?!"

"Then, there is no more." He showed me a smile that could not be more flattering: "I said I would introduce myself, my name is Luther, you can also call me a fraudster."

"..."

Later, he finally explained clearly that Luther was the major of M75 Nebula, nicknamed the fraudster.To put it more simply, he is not from the earth, but to me it is "you who came from the stars".It can also be seen from his nickname that this person usually doesn't do any good things, but cheats on food and drink on his own planet, and finally makes a big mistake one day and is sentenced to death for life.Luther himself was not the kind of person who could sit still, and he might as well die for the rest of his life, so this idiot tried his best to break his consciousness out of his body, and landed on Earth by accident.

The civilization of the m75 nebula is several hundred years ahead of the earth. After he came to the earth, he found that the energy was not enough to build his own body, so he picked up some messy point systems everywhere. Unexpectedly, his body recovered a little when he encountered a dead mouse.Then he met me, who was taken advantage of, and played a bloody story about the landlord and the long-term laborer who you love and I want.

After hearing what he said, I was so angry... I didn't want to be angry anymore.

"I'm really not that capable of resurrecting you in the main world, but it's still possible in other dimensions. You're like me, so you feel that you're living in style here."

"I'm a human being, so my thinking is naturally different from that of a dead pig." I sat alone in a corner with my knees crossed and sad, and didn't want to talk to him at all.

I think I have seen Luther's real body. When we stole information from Levi last time, what we invaded was not some fantasy space, but the place where "Luther" is, that pure white and simple room, The figure sitting inside, thinking about it now, it turned out that the room was filled with the smell of loneliness.

"If you scold me again, you will turn my face!" Luther roared unbearably.

"Okay, turn your back on me, I see how dare you send me back if you turn your back on me." I snorted at his anger, lied to me for so long, and still had the nerve to challenge my father, I have never seen such a brazen person .

Luther choked for a moment, and began to play tricks again: "Things are like this, and your body has been replaced. In short, there is nothing you can do. If you like it, if you don't like it, you have to pull it down. I'll leave it to others."

"Why don't I want my body?! If you are so beautiful, give it to someone else..."

"Then you don't go back and lie in the petri dish! The fusion of your body and soul is not over yet." Luther raised the glass wall of the test tube again, and the culture fluid gradually soaked into my body, from the chest to the collarbone, and then upwards up to my neck until my whole body was submerged.

"Why don't you want to go back? If you want to go back there, you can." When the liquid overflowed my mouth, I asked in a low voice. Luther didn't answer, but closed the petri dish with a sigh of relief.

But I'm sure he heard it, and I couldn't be fooled by the irrepressible longing that oozes out at the mention of home.

I don't know which of us is more sad, one has a home and doesn't want to go back, and the other has a home and can't.I closed my eyes, feeling a little tired physically and mentally.

"Good night, get a good night's sleep." Luther turned off the incandescent light, and his figure finally disappeared into the darkness.