[Comprehensive] The best assist

When I opened my eyes, I saw the roof of the wooden roof. I stared at it for a long time, then moved my eyes to the side and looked down along the wooden roof. It was still wood, not even a little yellow mud hung on it. The wall whistled into the house.I propped my body up to sit up, and then felt dizzy for a while, and my body fell back on its own initiative.

The wooden door was pushed open with a "squeak", and I was blinded by the sudden intense light. After a burst of hurried footsteps, the back of my neck was grabbed and my whole body was lifted up. Hold my shoulder and shake me a series of times, shouting while shaking: "Little sister! You woke up little sister! Brother is worried about you to death!"

I looked dizzily at the short-brown coarse cloth in front of me, and then looked down at the same style of short-brown coarse cloth that I was wearing, but I couldn’t tell the color, and a few large words floated in my mind—

Really, he, mother, of, day, yes, dog, yes!

Brother, the style of painting is different this time, not to mention the crew of Gintama, not even Riman, I also grew up watching Zhong Tianwen, this is to lead this backward era to common prosperity for cheap The rhythm of my brother being admitted to the number one scholar and working in the fields to make a fortune

Dark marriage and pregnancy!This is what the system said will definitely give Lao Tzu a "satisfactory ending"! ! !Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Satisfied with his second uncle!

My heart was extremely broken, and I frantically called the name of the system with ultrasonic waves in my head.

No response.

Luther, I call you your second uncle.

I looked at the brother in front of me with a blank face, and after a long time, I uttered a sentence in his anxious eyes: "Uh... I don't seem to remember anything."

Who dares to say that I am a cliché, who am I to fight a duel with?

The unkempt brother with a bowl of muddy water in his hand first showed a surprised expression, and after I breathed a sigh of relief, the corners of his mouth gradually widened, gradually widened... gradually...

“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死老子了！你就这点本事了，还什么都不记得，你记得自己穿啥罩杯不哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！哎呀妈呀，我的肚子Enough for me to laugh for a year hahahahahahaha!"

I was directly taken aback by this brother's laughter, watching him foolishly laughing from the stool to the ground and then rolling around with his stomach in his arms.

If I don’t know what’s going on now, then I’m just a mallet. I gritted my back molars and ground them twice, then kicked that idiot’s stomach: “Make you laugh! Make you play Me! The grass mud horse looks at the shadowless feet of my master Foshan!"

Luther got up from the ground with dirty shoe prints from being kicked by me. He wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and patted me on the shoulder: "Let's liven up the atmosphere, how did you recognize me? I thought you were The next sentence should say 'Oh my brother, I forgot what my name is' hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Ha you sister!"

"You are my sister now." He replied calmly.

I was choked up and couldn't speak, and I gasped for a long time before resisting the urge to push him to the ground to bleed, and then looked at him coldly: "That's right, being so cheap Different, who else but you."

Luther accepted my compliment with a smirk.

"What's the situation now, you don't plan to explain? Where am I wearing it again? Wearing it in alternate history? Wearing it in ancient times? Let me tell you first, I have no interest in life without sanitary napkins, and I am more interested in farming and making a fortune. I don’t have any interest, especially I don’t have any interest in becoming brothers and sisters with you! I want to go home ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I took a step closer to him as soon as I said a word, and at the end I directly pulled Luther’s ear towards him Ears and eyes roared, I want him to fully understand Lao Tzu's mood of "fucking fucked up as a dog" at the moment.

Luther was so messed up by my yelling, and after I finally couldn't hold on to my vital capacity, he straightened his collar in a good temper: "Don't worry, even if there are no sanitary napkins here, every time you come to something good, I will I can get you sanitary napkins."

I jumped up and wanted to fight him desperately, Luther quickly put away his shameless face: "This is really not ancient times, this is Japan, the world of Gintama! Your idol is here, why are you still not satisfied!"

"You are stupid to look at me! Ghosts in Gintama wear this thing?!" I didn't even want to drag my short brown colorless body and snarled at him.

"That's right, it's Gintama, but the times are a bit wrong..." Luther muttered in a low voice, but I still heard it: "This is the fierce stage of the battle between the heaven and the man and the shogunate, according to the timeline of the beginning of the plot Say, here was eight years ago."

I let go of his collar in a daze, and after I realized it, a layer of blush gradually appeared on my face.

"Oh, you pervert, what kind of expression is that?"

I covered my face and twisted and twisted: "Bai Yasha, seventeen or eighteen year old Bai Yasha... ah ah..."

Luther reminded me coldly: "Calm down, you are 21 now."

"..." What a fucking dog.

As Luther said, this is Edo in Japan. As for whether it is Kabukicho, I don’t know. It is said that the current name is Enyacho, which reminds me of Yoshihara.Regardless of the location, I finally share the same world and the same dream as Sakata Gintoki.

Luther, an incompetent alien, can't send me back to my parents, so I'll just make do with it.

In order to get closer to my idol, I thought about whether to join the army. I mentioned this during dinner, and was chased and beaten by Mrs. Kido with a wooden stick all night.In the second half of the night, he finally couldn't bear the beating and was tired, so I was freed.I forgot to mention that the surname of this family is Kido, so the four of us are all surnamed Kido now. Uncle Kido is "my" father, and Mrs. Kido is "my" mother. My mother said, no matter how dare I mention joining the army Things that break my dog ​​legs.

What a day-a dog, she can pronounce the sound of "dog leg" in Japanese.

I lay on the bed with my ass pouted and asked Luther to give me medicine. He said with a disgusted face that I was shameless and that I didn’t want to marry my brother. I answered him lightly. I didn’t treat him as a human race at all. It’s like letting a tomcat lick his ass. , are you still shy?

Luther put medicine on my swollen ass with a dog-like expression on his face.

"Er Gouzi, come on Er Gouzi, don't hesitate."

"You are the second dog!" Luther twisted my butt hard, and I let out a strange cry, and the light in Aunt Kido's room was turned on, and the voice was loud and clear, scolding me to death .

I had no choice but to lower my voice and say, "Your name is Inujiro. If you translate it, it means Er Gouzi."

"San Man, don't be complacent." Luther said coldly.

I bit the quilt under me angrily, and Zizi ground my teeth.

I don't know what happened in ancient Japan. Women don't have names, unless they are the daughters of samurai.Don't look at the surname Kido, which sounds very foreign, it translates to the meaning of wooden house.The surnames in ancient Japan are also interesting. People who live at the foot of the mountain have the surname Yamashita, those who live by the river have the surname Kawashang, and those who live at the head of the village have the surname Murasa... For a reason, if the family lives in a wooden house, the surname is Kido.Therefore, Uncle Kido was born in the poor for three generations, and he did not produce a single samurai with a foreign style.

In fact, I was excited when I heard that their family name was Kido, but then Luther...ah no, Er Gouzi told me that this family is not the famous Kido family in history. A serious samurai who is still very famous, that is the prototype of Katsura Kotaro, and has nothing to do with Uncle Kido and Aunt Kido.I am the third daughter of this family. The eldest son of this family did not live there. He died when he was 15 years old, leaving me and Er Gouzi.Ergouzi has the name of Inujiro anyway, I don't even have a name, everyone calls me, the third daughter.

Well, translated into Chinese is Sanman...

I expressed my disbelief at Uncle Kido's low level of education, and then asked Er Gouzi with a strange face, our dead brother wouldn't be called Inu Taro, Er Gouzi Nodding with a sad face.

"I've never been this stupid in all my lifetimes, you can't call me Sanman

Delicious, the president's fiancee! I beat the bed in grief and anger: "I will be called Kido Lei from today on." "Lei, this name that made me feel ordinary back then, now it seems... so fucking foreign.

"Then you are not allowed to call me Er Gouzi!"

"It's good to have a name, okay?! Do you dare to change the name that Uncle Kido gave you? Aunt Kido can't cut you to death!"

Er Gouzi fell silent in grief.

In the end we reached an agreement, in exchange for me calling his brother Luther in front of the Kido couple and secretly calling him Luther, and he recognized the name Rei Kido.

There is really no other word to describe the Kido family, just one word, poor.It was really poor. The house was built without even a piece of yellow mud, and the roof directly exposed the beams in all directions. There was no ceiling, and it was windy in winter and rainy in summer.Then there are only two rooms in his house, one for Aunt Kido and one for Uncle Kido, and one for Luther and I.

You said that Luther and I are both adults, and we are still squeezed into a room. Although there are two beds, they are too close, and I can step on his dog's face with my feet.Fortunately, I'm not interested in him. I'll leave it with other brothers and sisters, maybe there will be a scandal of incest between brothers and sisters.

But it’s also due to his poor family. I haven’t married yet at 21, and Luther hasn’t married a wife yet at 22. You know, this was an incredible thing in ancient Japan.

I lay on the bed and sighed faintly: "Although we didn't wear it to ancient China...then we still have to get rich first and earn money to support our family. It's no joke to starve us to death first."

And this time is even more different from the last few times. Luther has lost the ability to re-read the article after I die. We have to rely on our own efforts to survive.

"Well, I'll use all my energy to shape your body and give us time travel. It's no longer possible to use cheating."

I stared at him with a wooden face: "Then where did the Roujiamo in your hand come from?"

He had to give me half of it.

I ate it hungrily, and felt that my stomach felt a little better after drinking a stomach full of muddy water.

"I want to tell you in advance, I still have something to do with Roujiamo. If you die, I really can't make you read the article again. You are using your own body now. If you die, you are really dead. Don't even think about it." Then I can save you one more time."

"Well, I understand." He also said that he could find a way to get sanitary napkins for me, and he would not worry about meat to eat with Luther.

I was lying in the dark, guessing that Luther couldn't see me, so I felt and squeezed myself everywhere to confirm that it was my body.

"Are you a pervert? Touch yourself."

"Who told you to read it, you are a pervert!"

I threw a pillow over to hit him on the head, then continued to pinch myself, muttering and complaining to him: "Why didn't you make my breasts bigger, my waist thinner, and my ass a little tighter?"

"I even made your face several inches smaller!" Luther's voice sounded exasperated: "When I was in Nebula M75, I have never seen a woman who looks as substandard as you."

"Hey? Really?" I quickly touched my face: "Nonsense, my face is so small."

Luther was so angry that he stretched out his foot and kicked the wound on my ass.I didn't dare to scream anymore, I held my breath and hugged the quilt and shrank to the corner, then fell asleep in a daze.