[Comprehensive] The best assist

It is said in the course of the blood family that the night of the full moon is the time when the vampire's desire for blood is the strongest, so I fell in love with Auntie Towel uncontrollably at that time... Ah bah, I want to bite.Yuri was unexpectedly worried about me running amok on the night of the full moon. According to her, the vampire's desire to prey on the full moon is indeed a little more difficult to control than usual, but it is completely robbed of reason like me. not common.

I didn't have time to pay attention to what Yuri said, because there were more important things, and I couldn't find Sakata Gintoki when I woke up.It's not like I can't find it like usual. Up to now, I haven't seen him for a whole day. I have searched the taverns, gambling houses, and even the garbage dumps in the back streets. There is no Sakata silver at all. time trace.

"You must not be alone on the night of the full moon in the future." These are the last words Sakata Gintoki said.

"If you can't help but go to the women's bathroom to pick up used sanitary napkins to quench your thirst, then Ah Yin will never let you drink blood."

I was so angry that I jumped up and hit him on the head.

The words are still in my ears, but why did Sakata Gintoki disappear?I was a little worried, thinking that he probably went to school early for class, so I walked around the school with this feeling, just in time to see Hibari Kyoya walking outside the school.

"Ah, Chairman, good morning!"

The chairman passed by me, then he stopped suddenly, turned and pointed at me and said, "Repay the money."

The chairman of the committee is also quite straightforward.

I sighed and took out the 5 yuan I had prepared for several weeks from my pocket and handed it over. Yunque took the money and counted it. How could this person do such a vulgar thing with such a gorgeous face? thing.

Forget it, ignore him.

Ah, no... why did the chairman leave school?I noticed something unusual.

"Commander, where are you going?"

The chairman didn't even bother to give me a glance, and left without looking back.The more he ignored me, the more I wanted to know. Of course, he didn't seem to have ignored me, but I just wanted to know this time.So I followed suit.

According to the chairman's keenness against the sky, he should be able to spot me very quickly. I don't know if he will beat me, but I haven't heard of him beating a girl so far—maybe other girls didn't do it like me die.But intuitively, I always feel that this plot is a bit familiar.

The chairman came to the Bisheng Shrine alone. This was once the place where Asami and Ota Katsuki wanted to establish a new generation of underworld. I missed it a little, and then I saw him being swallowed by a pink cannon.

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I'm probably going to die.

I saw Hibari Gong Mi being swallowed by the cannon.Eat it like Mario eats a mushroom! ! ! !No, I know too much, let's just forget about it.

[Stupid] Are you sick! ] The system suddenly roared in my mind: [That's a ten-year rocket launcher, you're chasing after it! ]

It turns out that the plot has progressed to this place, when I was fighting the vampire's instinct...

"Did Sakata Gintoki go ten years ago?!"

[…You go quickly anyway, time is running out. ]

As soon as I heard him faltering like this, I knew I was right.I rushed up with a stride and got into the barrel of the gun.Ah, time is like water, life is like a song, the scene in front of me changes in a blink of an eye, and it took ten years to fly over with just one cannon barrel.

...Wait, why is it so dark around here.

"Touched" and "touched" the surroundings, and it didn't seem to be a coffin or anything like that.

"Of course it's not a coffin, it's a space recycling bin." The military commander in uniform appeared in front of me glitteringly, and he was a little handsome when he was expressionless: "You won't be here in ten years, of course you won't be here In this world, I made a mistake in my calculation just now, there was a problem with the ten-year rocket launcher, but it has been resolved."

I looked at him blankly: "What about Sakata Gintoki? Where did you get him?"

"Outside, don't worry, I'll let you out later."

"You are sick. Why do you want to let me out and come here to explain it? It will be fine later."

Jin Guang was silent for a while, and a vein burst out on his forehead: "I just want to tell you, I won't be there later, and the space-time exclusion will double in ten years, I can't be with you, so you do it yourself Bar."

"Alas?! What about the points?"

"Your score is almost full, don't worry." The system said, waving its hand lightly, the familiar jar filled with green liquid suddenly appeared in front of it, but the body was not what I imagined It was so dilapidated, because the limbs and head had been exchanged before, and now only the back of the body was broken.

I excitedly stood up and stood in front of the test tube: "Why is the paralysis not covered by the holy light! I'm all 'showing' - order it!"

"Is this your point?!"

"Of course! Dad said girls can't be seen by others casually! Then it's worthless! You pay me!" This is my health!

"...Go to hell, you idiot."

It's just that after I calmed down, I didn't understand, because since I entered the tutoring, I almost didn't accomplish anything, and the thread of Otome's love is completely tantamount to giving up. It just disbanded the new generation of underworld.I don't think this is a good thing. If the underworld continues, points may be deducted.

"Do you think Sakata Gintoki is really doing nothing every day?" The system dropped such a sentence before leaving, and I didn't recover for a long time.

When I came out of the Black Dimension Recycle Bin, I saw Sakata Gintoki’s Sakata Ginpachi-like face, so I rushed over happily. down, and hugged me.

Yaoshou, you are so active, I threw myself into his arms shyly with this expression, Sakata Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth and quickly threw me out.

"The system said something strange, what are we doing here?"

"Let's see if the two of us are still here in ten years. If we are, it means that Ah Yin will spend ten years of youth with this ghost place."

I gave him a strange look: "What is the uncle's youth worth, and have you forgotten that you are all in the state of Miss Conch?"

"What happened to the uncle's youth! Then let the uncle travel around in space, let me go back to walk the dog and listen to the radio [py——] ah! Saving the world is something for junior high school students! Let Sawada Tsunayoshi do it! Ah Yin, I am still young!"

"Your last sentence is completely contradictory to the previous ones!" I yelled at him with the same volume, and then held my heart and gasped for a few breaths: "While wanting to provide for the elderly, but also wanting others to admit that you are still young, how can this kind of thing happen?" Good thing."

He ignored my complaints and walked straight to the woods - we are now on the outskirts of a woods, this kind of scene is familiar, I suddenly remembered the words that the system said to me when Sakata Gin was out of place, And a 90.00% repaired body.I followed a few steps to Sakata Gintoki's side, frowning and thinking for a long time before speaking.

"Sakata-kun sometimes goes out for a long time, what did you do?"

"Huh? It's nothing. Of course, as a teacher, I do some tedious things like preparing lessons." Sakata Gintoki's face was calm, and he pushed the plain glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Role-playing game You also have to be serious, haven’t you heard of it, to cosplay you have to cosplay from body to heart.”

"That's something you made up yourself." I curled my lips: "Then you said how did you become gay friends with Shamar, the relationship is still so good, and he will ask you to drink... As far as I know, Those mafia don't show kindness to a person without a purpose, not even you!"

"Hey, hey... What's your tone now? It's almost like "forced" to ask your husband who went out to drink and came home late, Ah Yin, do I have to report to you when I make friends?" Sakata Yinshi was lazy and vague Literally speaking.

"I……!"

Sakata Gintoki suddenly turned his head, pinched my chin with one hand and lifted it up, then bent down and stared into my eyes.He warned me in a low, even threatening voice: "You are a student now, not my wife, you know."

"..." Shrouded by the breath coming from him, he couldn't close his legs shamefully again.

"The appointment is probably here." He released my jaw in the next second and returned to a normal look.

I saw him looking around, pretending to be angry and turning his face to another direction to calm his beating heart.I can actually guess a little bit what Sakata Gintoki did. He acted secretly, or acted alone... He must have done the tutoring thread instead of me, but I don't know how far he has done it.

I had no words all the way, I was thinking about something, I just followed Sakata Gintoki and walked forward mechanically, the scenery here finally reminded me of what it was, the decisive battle between Vongola and the Mirufiore family ten years later It happened right here, what did he bring me here for.

"Hey, you won't be angry again." Sakata Gintoki stopped suddenly.

"Are you angry because of what you just said? You girls are really narrow-minded..."

"Careful eyes are a girl's virtue!"

Sakata Yinshi was stunned for a moment, and then showed a helpless smile: "It really doesn't matter how long... How did you maintain such a shameless attitude?"

I curled my lips: "I don't want to be called shameless by you, okay?" Isn't it better that your wife doesn't need to emphasize this kind of words!

"It's rare for this world to be a place where normal people live. The few before were either killing people or slashing monsters. They are not suitable for girls to live at all." Sakata Gintoki scratched his head for a long time, looking clumsy, but he said The words that came out were not clumsy at all: "You should enjoy the life that a normal person should have. Just leave the beating and killing to men."

...So you did everything without my back?I'm almost in tears, I'm not angry at all, okay!

"Let's go." He suddenly grabbed my wrist, and after a few turns, he was exposed in front of a group of people. I saw this familiar scene finally seemed to come back to memory, inside that big glowing glass cover... It's the scene where the Rainbow Son is resurrected.Almost all the eyes on the scene were looking at this side, uh, being looked at by so many "characters" who I know them and they don't know me, it feels really weird... I had to hold Sakata Gintoki's hand sleeve.

"..." Facing my puzzled expression, Sakata Gintoki did not speak for a rare time. He suddenly lowered his body, put his hands on my waist and lifted me up, and then pushed me through the gap in the glass cover.

"Hey, what are you dawdling about? Anyway, it's not the first time to burn your life to become the Holy Mother!" He said to me calmly, "I can do everything for you, except to die. , you have to come by yourself."

I laughed out loud, and took the pacifier from Yoni's hand: "I know, thank you Yin Shi-kun."

A perverted system.

The flames rising from my arms really felt like burning pain, but Gintoki Sakata looked at me right and wrong, so I could only try to keep smiling.

"Does it hurt?" He seemed to be asking, but he didn't ask.

I told him with a smile, not at all.I don't know how he persuaded Reborn to let me play this role. It must have taken a lot of effort... It is quite difficult to gain the trust of the big devil.

Sakata Gintoki looked at it for a long time, then suddenly turned around, and waved his back to me as usual saying goodbye: "Come back early."

I looked at his back and couldn't help but burst into tears. I still heard the slight "I'm sorry".

"I will go back soon! I must wait for the young master to step on the colorful clouds to marry you!"

Damn perverted system, if I don't beat you to death this time, you won't be called O Lei!She even abused my male god together!