[Comprehensive] The best assist

Hours later, we were still wandering the dump.

Maybe even the native residents of Meteor Street don't know how big the no-man's land is. This place is like a mountain of garbage.When it got dark, it started to rain again, and the raindrops hit the Tianling Gai until my head hurt, and the clothes that were not dry before were soaked again and made me feel uncomfortable.What does it mean to have a leaky house and it rains continuously? It's really disappointing.

I sat down on a pile of rocks, and the system prompts that I kept thinking about in my mind gave me some comfort. Inspired by the previous incident, since someone who receives my "favor" can increase the merit point, then I don’t need to rescue people myself, I’ve been dropping all kinds of food and water along the way, if this is really Meteor Street, those things won’t be picked up by the side of the road.

System prompt: merit value +0.01

...Come on, but this increase is too slow, why did it increase by one hundred before, but now it increases by two decimal places.

"I don't know, maybe you got lucky last time and saved the protagonist of this world?"

"..." I don't know if you still took the trouble to come over and tell me that all living beings are not equal, the protagonist is one hundred for Mao, and the passerby is only zero.[-].

"If all beings are equal, should the protagonist also become zero point zero one?"

"..." Forget it, let's classify them into threes, sixes, nines, if you don't know anything, don't stay here, save some fuel, and talk to the system.

"Beep - the system prompts that the connection with the host has been cut off."

If the system prompts four words, don't say them with your mouth, TEME!

After I snarled, I became dejected again, and curled up into a ball with my arms folded.When... can I get out of this place?As expected, I was still too naive. I was too naive to hold the idea that "it doesn't matter where two-dimensional words are." Just now, that person made me clearly understand the extent of the difference in combat power between us. Hiccup.

"Hey, what's going on, the clothes are going to be flooded."

I was in a daze when Sakata Gintoki suddenly poked his head out of his coat pocket. With some difficulty, he pulled his feet out of the tangled fabric, and crawled along my arms to my shoulders out of breath.This dress is not meant to keep out the rain, and now I am completely soaked, and Sakata Gintoki is not much better. My unkempt curly hair is completely wetted by the water, and it is completely attached to my scalp. The rain continues to flow like a sticky bean bag. The little face flowed down, looking embarrassed and cute.

"I... oh, I was thinking."

Sakata Gintoki took off his boots and turned them upside down, a small stream of water poured down onto my shoulder: "You don't need to get in the rain to think, be careful that the rain leaks in from the top of your head and become an idiot."

"I also want to find a place where I can shelter from the rain. My eyeballs will be filled with rain, okay?" I grabbed Sakata Gintoki by the back of his neck and lifted him up and put him in the palm of my hand, while the other hand blocked him. On the top of the head: "Okay, that's okay, I'll protect you from the rain, let's make do with it first, sir."

It would be great if I could just take out an umbrella, at least I don’t have to be drenched like this... It’s really weird to say that the system gentleman, the so-called merit value is more than 100 points anyway, it’s not like I haven’t seen this kind of series before. Shouldn’t all the novels be transformed into real objects or be used to strengthen the body by accumulating a little public morality?But why I still can only take out pancake fruit and mineral water, of course it is much better than nothing at all...

"We should find an elder from Xinshou Village now, it's much better than staying where we are in the rain," Sakata Gintoki lay down with peace of mind, pointed at me with a small arm and said, "What if we are really in Meteor Street?" What about places like this, what if the direction you are going in now is getting farther and farther away from the crowd—"

"It's long-winded! You don't need to be lucky anymore, we are on Meteor Street, this kind of place where garbage is everywhere, even if it is Two-dimensional, it is rare." To complain about such things, obviously I am comfortable Well, I'm still being treated like a chicken by the rain!Thinking of this, I can't help but feel a little wronged. It's not my fault to come to such a ghostly place suddenly, damn it...

"Huh? Why, with your expression, do you think Ah Yin will comfort you gently in this situation?" Sakata Yinshi put one hand into his nostrils, yawned and lay on his side with his back to me, The voice was covered by the sound of rain and became blurred: "I don't have that kind of attribute, hurry up and get used to it."

"I've already gotten used to it! What are you talking about..."

"Really." Sakata Gintoki was silent for a long time before speaking again: "You didn't intend to get used to it from the beginning, right?"

"..."

He still speaks in that same tone without ups and downs, as if he was just chatting casually: "No matter what you encounter along the way, you will do nothing, and you will deliberately go around where there may be people. I think you were the first to appear. That person was terrified."

I was dumbfounded by what he said, what is inaction? I just followed my intuition to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. The house before looked so good that it must be occupied by people. It must be the ability to read or superpower... and the guy before , with a bloody face, let alone asking for directions, if you don't hide away, things might develop in an unpredictable direction...

"Come here to get your body back, right? Whether it's 'head repair' or 'vir-membrane repair', if you want to do it, you shouldn't give up any NPCs. You think it's like a gorilla defecating Can you get away with completing the task by eating all over the place?"

The small voice in the palm of my hand became more blurred in the sound of rain, I bit my lip subconsciously: "It's a fluke... I, how can I..."

Why did you suddenly open up your skills, this guy...

"Then go knock on the door, you bastard!" Suddenly there was a tingling pain in the palm of his hand, Sakata Gintoki punched and kicked my fingers for a while, slid down his sleeve and jumped to his feet, holding a small wooden knife and roaring at me: " It’s already in front of the house, why pretend you can’t see it! Do you want to take root here, pour enough rainwater!”

"No!!! No, no, no! You, you know, nine out of ten cottages you meet when you are traveling in the wild have problems. Maybe there is a mother-in-law cooking colorful human flesh curry inside!" I hugged He shook his head quickly from side to side and wailed—doesn’t it be said in the fan literature that all the houses on Meteor Street have owners? !And those who can keep the house have at least a little combat power, which is not at the same level of combat power as a scum like me who can only turn pancakes and fruits!

"Then you can stay here by yourself. In short, I won't waste time on people who can't make money." Sakata Gintoki turned around and walked towards the small house with a knife in his hand, cursing: "Idiot, continue to drench in the rain." Bar."

"...If you can knock, try it." Isn't the sound of such a little bean knocking on the door softer than a cat's scratching.

But I think he seems to have miscalculated the extent of his "unexpectedness". Gintoki Sakata stared at the door for a while, then walked to a stone and hit the stone hard at the door like playing golf. When it touched some metal, there was a loud noise, and I opened my mouth wide - "Sakata-kun!!!"

Before I could finish the OS from the change of mood of "that was really handsome just now - it's over and caused trouble - I'm going to die, I'm going to die", the door in front of me has already opened, and I rushed over with a conditioned reflex, and picked up Sakata Gintoki Hold him in your arms, let him die, but you must not let others see him like this, what if he is caught as a rare fantasy beast.

I was trembling and praying that the person who opened the door would be an old, weak, sick and disabled person, but unfortunately, obviously God did not hear my prayer. The person who opened the door was a muscular man with chest hair longer than my armpit hair. I subconsciously took a step back to make sure The distance was not enough for the other party to reach out and strangle me, and the man stood inside the door and looked at me expressionlessly, with a terrible shadow covering his face because of the backlight: "It was you who smashed the door just now!" ."

Smashing, smashing the door... He used this word unexpectedly!Is this a challenge!But just now it seems that the door was indeed smashed...

Reflexively, I took another step back, lowered my head slightly and bit my trembling lips because it was too cold or because I was afraid: "Yes, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it, I accidentally kicked a stone just now... I just uh..."

There was a sudden throbbing in my chest, itching so much that I had to stretch out my hand to hold it down, Gintoki Sakata was working on knitting, this is not the right time for it to appear.

The man seemed very impatient with my words: "Oh, you are the one who has been wandering outside for a long time. If you don't want to die, stay away from here. Boom!"

Before I could react, the door in front of me closed with a bang, and in an instant, my body was like a puppet with a disconnected string, almost limp on the ground.But now is not a good time to lie down, it's better to get out of here quickly.Slacking off for a while without covering the collar, Sakata Gintoki jumped out of his clothes immediately. I lowered my head and pressed my fingertips on his head and poked it lightly. The soft touch in the fingerprints made me instantly feel at ease—— Fortunately, you are not always alone in this kind of place.

"You see, people don't want to listen to what I have to say, and knocking on the door is useless, which is still good... What if I encounter a pervert and stab me in the ass."

"It turns out that the residents of Meteor Street are all so arrogant," Sakata Yin said while I poked him on the top of his head, stretched out his small hand and touched his chin and nodded: "This is the first time I see a live one."

"..." Feelings, did you just want to see live just because you usually watch "JUMP" a lot? !

Before I could complain, the door behind me suddenly creaked open again: "Hey, you."

I pressed Sakata Gintoki into my clothes in a second, turned around and raised my hips to look at the guy in the door: "Here!"

"Come in with me."

The big man still maintained an impatient expression, but he opened the door. I froze and shook my hand tremblingly: "No, no need, I'm just outside..."

"Stop talking! Come in as soon as you are told!" He suddenly walked over a few steps and grabbed my arm and pulled me in with such force that it almost broke my arm.

I was dragged into the door by him like a dead man, and I staggered a few times before I could stand firm - it hurts my mother so badly, it's really not a waste to grow such a big body, so much effort... If it's not puffiness, it's really Strong!

"Yes, it's a lady."

I was rubbing my arms and groaning, when suddenly there was a pleasant voice from the right, I raised my head reflexively, and immediately met a pair of green eyes, and then I felt all kinds of eyes poking at me from around.One, two, three, four... Didn't notice before, there are actually seven people here? !Uh... wait, is there something wrong.

I trembled my lips and carefully looked at this group of people, the man with the samurai sword, the purple-haired girl, the long-legged eldest sister of Opie, the guy who was as big as the one who opened the door for me...and, a black man sitting in the middle Clothed boy, and he is also looking at me - big black eyes, a cross with equal arms in the middle of his forehead...

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Fuck!Is this the rhythm of winning the jackpot? !Mom help!I seem to have entered the Pansi Cave!