[Comprehensive] The best assist

Everything in life is predestined, just like I was destined to face the Phantom Troupe before my level was full.

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Ah, I suddenly feel a little hopeless.

I stood in the middle of the hall tremblingly with my hands folded, surrounded by seven spiders, each with a pair of eyes staring at me covetously.After I exchanged glances with Kuroro, I immediately lowered my head. Grandma said that if you meet fairies, you can't look into their eyes, and you will be sucked into the strange world.When I opened my hand and gently covered Sakata Yin on my chest, I tried to recall some basic information about the Phantom Troupe. I haven't read it for a long time. The only thing that left a deep impression on me was that they wiped out all the red-eyed children.

What else is there... By the way, spiders don't usually get together when they have nothing to do, and once they get together, then... It's a bad situation, it's going to "do big things".At this moment, the spider nest was surprisingly quiet, and I could even hear my own breathing. The spiders didn't speak. I adhered to the principle of saying more, saying less, and not saying anything good, so I didn't open my mouth.

"March?"

Kuroro probably felt that he was scared enough to scare me, so he kindly broke the silence. I looked up at him subconsciously, and saw that guy was staring at him with a pair of big black eyes. I immediately broke out in cold sweat, and then went crazy What do you mean...why are you looking at me by Maggie's name?Could it be that I... No, I didn't wear it on Madge. When I came in, I saw a girl with purple hair.So is this the so-called temptation, to test whether I know them?

I quickly checked in my mind whether there were any abnormalities when I first entered the door, and the answer I got was-it seemed that there were a lot of abnormalities.

I don’t know exactly what a real spider is, but the spider I know from fanfiction should be the kind that even a glance, a subconscious lip movement, or even a change in the sound of breathing will be keenly captured, and then interrogated—— —Why did you gasp for breath just now? What are you afraid of? Could it be that you know us, you know too much, click.

Woohoo, the spider is so scary, so scary! ! ! !I, I have been trembling since I entered the door... Seeing that Kuroro is still "staring in surprise", is it that I am about to die...

Because I was too scared, I decisively called the system——Dear, if I die now, can I still be resurrected? Dear, how about we change the world, this place is too fucking dangerous.

System: OK, but your head is gone.

me: what? !What do you mean my head is gone, you conclude now that I will be headshot by spiders and die.

System: Not that head. Didn't you choose to save your head in this world before? If you change the world, you have to change parts of your body. Otherwise, how can you give up halfway every time?

Me: Why didn't you talk about this important thing earlier? !Important things should be said in advance and said three times!If I had known earlier, I would have exchanged my hair!At least the bald head can grow on its own!I can't grow without a head! I'm not Nezha!

System: You didn't ask earlier...

Me: ...you go, I don't want to see you.

System: You couldn't see me at all, huh.

System prompt: The connection with the host has been cut off

I:……

When the heavens and humans were fighting on my side, I didn't dare to relax my attention to the spiders at all, so I heard Ma Qimei calmly reply: "I feel that she is not an ordinary passerby, and I can't feel it otherwise."

Does this affirm my sense of existence... Should I ask the system to bless me with some soy sauce attributes next time?

"It's just a woman who doesn't understand anything. There's no need to make such a fuss. Madge, is there something wrong with your intuition?"

A man with a high braid on his head jumped off a stack of tall boxes and walked up to me step by step. I lowered my head little by little as he approached, and in the end there was only a pair of clogs in my sight. foot.

What is this man's name...Wojin?Mr. Nobunaga?Or Toyotomi Hideyoshi? !No, that's not the point, the point is... God, God, he stretched out his claws!

The chin was pinched vigorously. I don't know if I was overcompensating or the other party really used such force. I always felt that there was a small bone cracking sound.Oh, hehehe, now I don't need to go to Korea to have a pointy face TvT.

I was so hurt by his pinching that I started to cry, so I had to lift my head up to look at his face—this face is so dirty, it hasn't been washed for half a year...

"Just kill her if you think it's suspicious... Oh, she looks pretty good, Captain, give her to me."

Can't kill it!I'm actually just a passer-by... Wait, he seemed to say something, "Give her to me" or something... Huh?What do you mean... huh? ? ! ! ! !What a god unfolding!

"In short, she looks like a rare woman."

That's enough, when others come here, they will prostitute Sanmei, prostitute and beat the enemy, no matter how bad they are, they will prostitute Feitan and chivalrous men, why should I prostitute Uncle Xin as soon as Mao comes up?No, that's not the point, I actually have a very bland taste, and spiders can't stand it...Stop!I am a decent person!

Maybe it was because of the impact I received was too great, I actually yelled out unconsciously, and by the time I realized it, the whole hall had already echoed my roar——

Stop!I am a decent person!

I am a decent person!

Be decent!

decent people...

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There was silence in the spider cave for a few seconds, and the muscular man who opened the door for me burst into deafening laughter: "Hahahahahaha Nobunaga, you are hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?. yes!"

Uncle Xin immediately let go of my jaw and yelled back at the muscular man: "Shut up, bastard!"

I took the opportunity to break free and backed up to the wall and stuck myself on it, clutching my chest with one hand and looking at them without tears, my head was in a mess, it was over, it was over, what should I do, I disobeyed the spider ...But if I don't disobey him, my chastity will be hard to guarantee!perhaps!Die, die, die!At this critical moment, I suddenly thought of a joke...

Probably the posture of my chest covering was so much like a girl who was about to be [silenced] that Uncle Nobunda didn’t have sex with the muscular man, but instead yelled at me: "And what kind of action are you doing!"

"Yes, I'm sorry... I didn't mean to be attached to anyone, I just wanted to take shelter from the rain..." I didn't cover my chest on purpose, Sakata Gintoki was about to get out!Wouldn't the consequences be very serious if it was discovered by a spider? !According to my understanding of the Phantom Brigade, Sakata Gintoki will definitely be dissected as a mouse!

"Oh? Shelter from the rain?" Nobunaga had the patience to deal with me at this time, and he didn't cut me directly with his sword. Of course, it is also possible that he didn't bother to cut me.

"You know, if you become my Nobunaga's woman, not only will you have a place to shelter from the rain, but you won't have to worry about food and clothing. It's not easy for you to live here as a woman."

His tone was so sincere that I was almost moved to tears... Damn, calm down!I have to think of a way quickly. My skills are basically sealed and yet to be discovered. Sakata Gintoki simply can’t expose him. What should I do? I quickly recalled my skills and found that the only one left that can used.First of all, how do I appease this uncle in front of me... After all, this is in front of his colleagues, how embarrassing it is to be rejected by a woman, I can't annoy him too much, what if he gets angry and gives me such a sudden blow?

So I hurriedly adjusted my expression to the channel of surprise: "Nobunaga? You, are you Mr. Nobunaga?! It turns out... I was so happy to meet Mr. Nobunaga today! I have heard some stories about Mr. Nobunaga before. , I admire you very much, I have always regarded you as a strong person like my predecessors, and I also want to be a strong person like you, I know that I am a little overwhelmed, but I want to rely on my own strength..."

Nobunaga's expression has changed from dark to black just now, but seeing that he is about to speak again, I am afraid that he will say "Since I am your male god, you can be my woman" again, and I will not give it to him at all. opportunity to speak.

I slightly lowered my eyes and imagined the expressions of the little white flowers in the movie. I tried my best to tremble with a weak voice, but with firmness mixed with softness, and then I slowly said while covering my chest, "But because of this, I can't be yours. Woman, I can only support me to where I am today because of adults as role models, so I can't change my original intention, I think, I want to try to live on my own strength, from the beginning... This kind of thinking has never changed Yes. If I betray now, it will not only be a betrayal of my integrity, but also an insult to Nobunaga's spirit! So...so please understand me..."

"Nobunaga spirit?"

"Ah!" I immediately let out a small exclamation as if I had slipped my tongue by accident, and then lowered my head shyly: "I'm sorry, that... I privately regarded Mr. Nobunaga as a matter of faith-my slogan is Faith Nobunaga has eternal life, my goal is to defeat the heretics!" He looked up at him eagerly: "If you feel uncomfortable, I will immediately change it to a better name, Nobunagaism? Nobunaga Thought? Nobunaga Theory ? Change it to whichever you like!"

Nobunaga moved his claws from the knife to his head and scratched, as if he wanted to smile modestly, but in the end he grinned at me twistedly: "No need to change, no need to change, but Nobunaga's spirit is very nice, hehehe... ...Teacher, you can see that I said she is fine, so she is still my admirer."

"Use your brain a little bit, you don't want to think about how you look like a jb, can you have admirers? Don't be fooled by women." Before Kuroro could speak, the muscular man was already sneering.

"You have no brains at all, and you have the nerve to call me! You are just finding fault, come to fight!" Nobunaga retorted and then drew his sword with a clang, and the other rushed over, not to be outdone.

Fortunately, the spider hole is big and strong enough, otherwise it would have been disabled by their two blows.I continued to cover my chest and watched the two of them in a state of exclamation, and leaned against the corner by the way——Ku Luoluo, don’t think that I didn’t realize that you were observing me, you still watch!If I see my sister again, I will drink you up!

"There is no infighting among members of the regiment, you two, stop."

The big-breasted sister standing behind Kuroro saw that he had no intention of dissuading him, so she acted as a peacemaker knowingly and shot them one by one.I immediately showed an expression of "wow, so strong and so admirable" in cooperation-it was really eye-opening, it turned out that spiders are always trying to persuade fights like this.

When they finally had enough trouble and the spider cave returned to silence, Kuroro suddenly said, "Sure enough, it's not an ordinary passerby."

Nobunaga frightenedly echoed "That's that."

Playing dead on the side, pretending to be happy, the first time I heard Kuroro say this, I immediately felt a thump in my heart - no, there is something in his words... Mo, could it be that my acting skills have been seen through? !

I immediately got up and looked at Kuroro, who finally stood up from the broken stool that couldn't get up even if his buttocks fell off, and walked towards me step by step, with his eyes fixed on my chest (?!) for a few moments Circle, I don't think he is attracted to the little bun with this body. He is facing the unscrupulous big sister Pike who shows her breasts all day long. Kuroro must be immune to breasts, so he is looking at... Sakata Gintoki? ! Nooooooooooooooooo!Did he discover Sakata Gintoki? ! Nooooooooooooooooo!I was clearly covered to death just now!

"Take off your clothes."

I winked innocently at him - er, what?

"Take off your clothes, you don't want me to help you."

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Oh wow, what an honor, am I being played hooligan by the leader! ?