[Comprehensive] The best assist

"God said there must be light, so there was fire; God said there must be bread, so there was me."

I was biting a piece of pancake and rubbing my teeth with Sakata Gintoki vaguely. I was quite upset. This skill is not bad. I can do whatever I want. Even if I can’t find a job in a strange time and space, I can still find a job. To sell pancakes and fruits in a place to make a fortune, no capital, no profit, hahaha developed and developed!

"It's just that I still don't understand how to do good deeds. You say... Even if you want me to distribute pancakes and fruits to the victims, I have to meet people. I haven't seen anyone for a long time, and the air is getting worse and worse. Poor, could it be that this is Biohazard, let me clean up the trash?"

Sakata Gintoki lay on my shoulders with his legs crossed, stroking his belly comfortably and moaning: "Sweeping garbage should give you the function of a vacuum cleaner. Take off your fingers and try to pick up the garbage?"

I silently stretched out my finger to look at it for a while, then turned my head decisively: "Don't say that kind of thing, I won't be fooled!"

"I was almost fooled just now."

"Ulu Sai, I'm just hesitant to lick off a piece of egg yolk that fell off my fingertip... Huh!"

On the side of the road...is that rolled up sack?But it seems to be wriggling.I hastily stretched out my hand to poke the guy on my shoulder and pointed to it: "Wow! Sakata-kun, look! That! It's moving!"

Sakata Gintoki let out an "ah" and didn't even look at the place I said. He lazily picked up one of my hairs and picked my teeth: "Don't be too happy, there are too many wild cats and dogs rolling in the garbage dump." , if you are not careful, your paw will be scratched."

"Wild cats and wild dogs can be regarded as living things... I'll go and have a look." I shrugged and walked over indifferently, bent down and gently opened the sack, revealing a hairy head inside, followed by a smell of blood I couldn't help frowning because of the strong smell: "It's so small, is it a child... It seems to be injured."

I was just about to reach out and push him, when I suddenly met a pair of murderous eyes.At that moment, I clearly experienced a kind of fear that I had never experienced before, like the malice of the universe... Ah bah, in short, my body couldn’t move for a moment, and the root of my hair suddenly hurt, I just came back to my senses, subconsciously He took a few steps back and held his chest and let out his breath——well, it's so strange, it's never happened before... This shouldn't be the feeling of being shot by Cupid's arrow.

When I looked back at Sakata Yin in a bit of a loss, he had already let go of the hand holding my hair, and was staring at the guy on the side of the road in a daze, before I could speak, he sighed faintly: "I told you not to look at it casually, did you bother others to have a bowel movement, and you were stared at."

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Who would defecate while lying down?

"It's obviously injured and seriously ill and fell down on the side of the road. Isn't this a good time to save people, meritorious deeds..." I rolled my eyes and flipped my hands again and again: "Aspirin, Alcohol, bandages! Damn it didn’t show up! I thought I could grab everything, but after a long time, I could only dig out pancakes... Try again, mineral water! Oh! It’s here!”

Sakata Gintoki slapped my face with a small paw: "...This skill is probably upgraded due to people's IQ, and you are just at the level of pancake fruit."

"It hurts...ah, it's actually not very painful." I stretched out my hand and rubbed the place where I was photographed, looked at the guy on the side of the road and sighed: "But no matter what, you can't just leave it alone, right? I finally met someone..."

Saying this, I walked over there: "I'll go and see what's wrong with him first... Oh, it hurts!" This time it really hurts!Pull my hair again!It's okay to keep pulling my hair, and when I pull it down, the original lady may be bald by the time I leave!

"Don't go there, you stay here honestly—"

"Ah...it's really troublesome, if you have to provoke him..." Sakata Gintoki continued to pull me back with a long voice, then stood up and hung the small wooden knife around his waist, and before I could react, he lifted it from his shoulder. He jumped up and down, and slid down the sleeve with a "stab slip".By the time I realized what stunt this guy had done, he was already waving Lake Toya firmly and charging forward.

"Hey! Sakata-kun, what are you doing! Come back quickly! You will be trampled into cakes!"

Sakata Gintoki waved his hand and snorted at me with disdain: "Who do you think I am?"

"Who else are you..." I muttered and touched my nose, then I was a little dazed—yes, that little bean is Sakata Gintoki.

Uh, the reason for doing this is... from the intuition of being a White Yaksha?There must be something wrong with that guy lying on the side of the road. The goosebumps that made me gawk at that look just now have not gone away--murderous, there is such a thing.

If that's the case, then Sakata Gintoki... Based on his experience, his intuition for such things is indeed more acute than mine.

When I stood thinking about it, the little white figure had already gone far away, and I hurriedly followed it step by step—with my two short legs now, I can walk quite neatly.

"Sakata-kun——!" I cheered, picked him up from the ground, rubbed him against my face vigorously, caught Sakata Gintoki by surprise, and then grabbed my face and pulled it out, I didn't know he was using it So much force, I couldn't keep my mouth shut.

"Didn't I tell you not to come over? TEME! Let go! Ah Yin is going to be broken by you!"

"Ahahahaha...It hurts! Hahahaha, okay, okay, let go first, it hurts to be pulled..." I happily took him away from my cheeks and put him on my shoulder again: "But what , Don’t do dangerous things again, Sakata-kun, you are the one who should be more careful than me now... I will be careful.”

Sakata Yinshi was stunned for a moment, turned his head and sat down with his back to me: "I think who wants to control you."

"Yes Yes……"

We are not children who have no sense of danger, Sakata Gintoki's keenness deep in his bones, and my vigilance when I first arrived in the new world, no matter which aspect is enough for us to realize that the guy is not an ordinary scavenger, even if he It looks a bit like a child on the surface, but who knows if it is a mutant race who is as small as a captain but has explosive force value.And... such a heavy bloody smell and violent emotions, the maliciousness that is close to intimidation is overwhelming, and it is difficult not to notice it.

So what is this place—more like ruins, an endless garbage dump, and occasionally a person appears with such a strong murderous intent—the answer is ready to come out.

Meteor Street.

This place is so famous, coupled with a series of things, I have to associate with the past.Mr. System said before that I am no stranger to time travel, but now it seems that I am indeed quite associative, at least I can come up with some reliable answers.If it is really this place, it will be quite tricky. Bloodshed may happen every minute. For someone like me whose force value is equivalent to zero, it is a rhythm of life and death every minute, let alone Gintoki Sakata. Having said that, now I'm a little bit bigger than me, and my force value is not as high as mine. The two of us are wandering around Meteor Street... There is absolutely no way out.

So I held Sakata Yinshi on my shoulder with one hand, and approached cautiously. When I was two steps away from that person, I flipped my hands a few times quickly: "Janbing Guozi Panbing Guojianbingguo Mineral Water!" The drop was enough to support the person to death After eating pancakes, fruit and mineral water, I quickly retreated to a safe (I think) place.

"Hey... I can't drop anything else now, so you can carry the pancake fruit a little bit, I, I don't want to save you, it's just my ability..." I felt a little uncomfortable Scratching his head, he always felt a little unkind, so he added: "If I'm lucky, I'll probably find someone to save you...uh." The better: "Ahahahaha sorry I won't tell anyone you're here..."

Although the previous system meant that I would become the Virgin Mary or Nightingale, I was still not prepared to risk my life to do such a thing.The system didn't make it clear to me!If you die in the Two-dimensional world, will your soul be damaged? !I crossed over to save myself, not to hurt myself to save others!

So hypnotized, I covered my face and ran away quickly with Sakata Ginshi on my back——oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, why isn't my setting a little expert in telekinesis.

I was struggling, and there was a sound in my ear that sounded like when the phone was out of power——

System prompt: Provide food for the hungry, merit +100

Sakata Gintoki obviously heard this voice too, raised his eyelids to me and lay down on the spot again, I was a little relieved - that person was actually hungry.

"Well done, congratulations on winning the first battle."

The voice of Mr. System suddenly came out of my head, and I couldn't help but burst into a vein: "I'll pretend to be dead when I use you, and now I'm willing to come out!" If he didn't want to tell me where this place is... ...I don't need to wake up until now, how dangerous it was just now!

"I just ran out of energy. Traveling through time and space is very laborious, okay? I can't get in touch with you without merit." The voice of the system seemed to become much clearer, not as powerless as when we first met: "You hiccup Farts are not good for me, why do you think I wasted so much effort to get Sakata Gintoki here? To ensure your safety, I did a lot of homework. You filled out the 'charm ranking' and 'strength ranking' in the forum survey yourself 'He is the number one, okay? Who knows that the main world has shrunk...and caused me to run out of energy, time and space governance is indeed a laborious task."

"Hey?!"

From the first time we met until just now, the system has tried its best to maintain a noble and glamorous image. I can't get used to saying such a lot of words all of a sudden. When it comes to "charm ranking" and "strength ranking"... I seem to be doing it I did a survey on a forum, and it was a very common questionnaire in my opinion. At that time, I saw comments like "Natsume is the most gentle" and "Skylark is the most handsome". Do not pass!I just filled out the form when I was bored... Didn't expect there to be such a relationship.

But... how embarrassing it is to say such a thing in front of the person involved!

Thinking of the fact that Yinshi Sakata could also hear the sound of the system, I immediately felt blushed, and glanced at Xiao Douding on his shoulder uncomfortably. Snoring up and down—the guy was already asleep.

"There's no need to put on that expression. I cut off the connection with Sakata Gintoki just now, and he couldn't hear it. Why are you so shy..."

"Who, who is so shy! I just feel that telling it to my face makes others feel sorry for me because I traveled to a strange world!" I growled at the system in my heart, and stretched out my hand to wrinkle the fabric on my shoulders, Prevent Sakata Gintoki from falling asleep while falling from above.

"Okay, you're not shy, let's talk about something serious, the merit points are at least there, so which part do you want to repair first, the head or the limbs or the body—"

"... Is there a difference?"

"No."

"Then you still ask me?!"

"I can't help it. I chose phobia. After thinking about it for a long time, there was no result. Besides, it's your own body. I think it's troublesome to choose by yourself."

"..." How troublesome is it to ask me such a trivial matter!And what if I also have choice phobia? !

Fortunately I did not.

"Then the head." I waved my hands wearily: "The head is the most important thing."

"Hey?! Don't you think about it? In fact, I think..."

"Head! Choose phobia, shut up!" It's not that I haven't seen a guy who chooses phobia. If I listen to him talking, I don't know when I will have to wait.

"cut……"

Suddenly there was no sound from the system, and just when I thought he had run out of energy again, a picture suddenly appeared in my mind, surrounded by darkness, a large glass test tube was placed in the center, filled with green liquid, and then Gradually, the appearance of a human face appeared in the liquid...

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Damn, why is it so scary!

I quickly shook my head, closed my eyes, and shook off those pictures: "Why did you show me this kind of thing!"

"What are you afraid of... Isn't it just your face, seeing the progress of the repair, you also have the motivation to fight for merit." The system gentleman said nastyly: "Ah, the energy is about to run out again, so I'll go first, you come on, I'll give it a try." Look after you, little sister—"

"Who is... Hey! Hey!"

System prompt: The user you are calling is not within the service area.

...I'll wipe your second uncle's system, so at least tell me where to go to meet people!