[Comprehensive] The best assist

The suction force of the toilet was so strong that I passed out. When I woke up again, cold rain fell on my face. I frowned and wiped my face and wanted to sit up from the ground. My whole body was sore, as if I was falling apart .Thinking about who said to borrow someone else's body, I couldn't help but think again—this body, could it be a girl who was killed by someone [sound suppressed]... Wow!

"no!"

The brutal voice of the system sounded in my mind, and the roar made my ears ring. I covered my ears and couldn't help muttering: "Why are you still following me?" I was in his consciousness, and now he is in my brain.It's also weird that the system is conscious.

I rubbed my shoulders, stood up and looked around, frowning involuntarily: "Hey, Mr. System, why don't you tell me what's going on now? The surroundings...are all rubbish, and these things, broken cement Stones? Why does it look like ruins, the sky is still foggy, could it be that I am still in the Heavenly Dynasty? This kind of haze is only possible in the Heavenly Dynasty."

"..."

After waiting for a long time without seeing any response, I couldn't help but call the system's name again: "Hello? Mr. System? Idiot Mr. System?"

System display: The system is as unresponsive as a paralyzed system.

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"COS what Play, your hometown is in a place called Oedo Kabukicho, bastard. When you complained about me just now, you were so angry that you were paralyzed when you were about to be used, and the system displayed... oh, I got it , you are imitating the elders of Xinshou Village, the elders spit out a bunch of detoxifying herbs anyway, you can only complain, please don't tarnish the reputation of the elders—”

I was complaining about my veins and blood, and suddenly I felt itchy in my chest. I looked down and saw that the clothes over there were stirring a few times, and a small head the size of a sticky bean bag emerged from the middle of the collar that was grinning. The fluffy silver fur turned around and looked up at me: "Ah...then it should be a character like Cliffdo, Cliffdo."

Why did this guy come here... No, where did he come from now!It came out from the middle of the girl's chest? !Although Sakata Gintoki is no different from a mouse in size now, there is still a slight difference in appearance!Should be the essential difference...

I twitched the corners of my mouth and hurriedly stretched out my hands to cover my collar that was getting bigger and bigger. I dragged Sakata Gintoki's small body to prevent him from slipping into more weird places, and asked him a serious question: "...Kerry Who is Fudo?"

"Cliff is more like, if you don't care about it, you can even use 'Charaki' [Note] against the Demon King. It's like Shinpachi. It's better for him to keep silent."

"...Although I don't know the purpose of using Charaki against the Demon King at all, but I can probably understand that it is a character that is completely useless except for complaining. This metaphor is quite appropriate."

Pulling Sakata Gintoki out of the clothes on his chest and hugging him on his arm, he suddenly felt something was wrong—it seemed like I shouldn’t be asking such trivial questions... Ah bah, it should be Sakata Gintoki, I don’t know when You must know me, otherwise why would you just complain about Shinpachi in front of me so naturally.Judging from what I know about him, how the hell am I likely to be quite familiar with Shimura Shinpachi—no, even the entire master house? !Hey, don't be like this, I don't even know whether I am a two-dimensional or a three-dimensional character!

"You really don't play online games, and you haven't even played DQ9 before, you are out of date, Strawberry."

"It's not outdated at all, that's not my field! Who else is Strawberry!"

"Yoxi will call you Strawberry from now on, it sounds like your cuteness has improved a lot."

"You just think that strawberries are cute... In other words, we have been biased since the beginning of the conversation. Why do we naturally discuss games in this situation?" Could it be because I was with Sakata Gintoki and I couldn't get nervous at all? Yet.

The rainwater flowed into my mouth, and I smacked my lips reflexively and then poohed hard: "This rain is sour, what the hell... Will I get STDs if I get wet, Sakata-kun, please hide under my skirt."

"Just provide the two buns on your chest. I said, it's not yours after all. Give Ah Yin a little shelter from the rain."

"Yeah——Sakata-kun is lustful!"

"What you said is more serious!" Sakata Gintoki rolled his eyes at me when he saw me vigilantly covering his chest - of course, because his eyes are too white, he usually looks like he is rolling his eyes, so maybe he just blinked.

"...Don't worry about the details, the most urgent thing is to find a place to shelter from the rain."

The sour rain didn't last long, it stopped before I could find a hiding place, and Gintoki Sakata quickly accepted the fact that he crossed - faster than me, but it's possible He felt like he was still dreaming.

In fact, I wish I was dreaming now, this place is like a garbage dump, every corner emits an unavoidable stench, and it’s ridiculously big, I don’t know where the end is, I’m going My leg hurts and I haven't seen anyone. If you want to say that I came here for the so-called "merit value", could it be that I was asked to clean up the trash... In a sense, it is also a good deed, but the amount of work is a bit large ah.

I turned my head to look at Sakata Gintoki, who was lying on the shoulder and neck with his eyes closed, and sighed slightly. As expected of Sakata Gintoki, he can sleep peacefully in this situation.

This body is indeed as the system said, and it did not encounter things like [Muffling] or [Muffling]. The initial soreness probably only came from the normal reaction when the soul and body merged. Also, a pain on the left chest big gap.This is probably the cause of "her" death, but this body is a bit too surreal... I don't know what it looks like, but green hair, I have never heard of a few hairs of this color except for fake fur and parrots , It is indeed Two-dimensional.

It's easy to get distracted when you're complaining in your heart, and you accidentally trip over a raised stone on the ground, and when your body is crooked, your hair is pulled on a swing.

"Ah, it hurts! Sakata-kun, please be gentle. Although the color looks a bit strange, it's true." I hurriedly reached out and dragged him to rub his hair roots: "Really... I haven't spoken for so long, why are you so tired?" Thought you fell asleep, you haven't said how you got here, can you still hear the voice of the guy who called himself the system?"

"Ah... there's nothing you can do if you don't want to hear it, it feels like it came out of your brain."

Sakata Gintoki held my hair and lay down in the folds of his collar on his shoulders with an uncle-like expression on his face. He let me walk leisurely with his legs crossed, not worrying about the current situation at all. He was very relaxed. When I asked It took him two times before he slowly opened his mouth to answer my question. This man is really as lazy as the legend says. They doubted that they could hear him at all.

"It really uses brain waves to transmit directly. In fact, this system is also very poor..."

I murmured and pulled down my dirty, colorless clothes, which barely covered my body. My stomach suddenly let out a gurgling sound, and the world was silent for a second. I pulled off the clothes with a wooden face. Rubbing her nose: "Ah, this lady seems to be hungry, but my soul is full. I actually ate two buns before going out to buy hygiene [beep]."

Sakata Yinshi was full of energy at the moment, covered his mouth and laughed out loud: "Ah, I know, I just got a new body and need to be fed, Ah Yin understands... Gululu."

A small grunt came from my ear, and I immediately kept my expression and raised the corners of my lips. Out of the corner of my eye, I glanced at Sakata Gintoki. Maybe it was because my complacent emotions were too obvious. He grabbed a handful of my hair and yelled at my ears: "Ah, Ayin, I am different from you. This is not a stomach rumbling from hunger! It's just that the strawberry milk I drank last night was fermented with alcohol. !"

"Okay, okay, it's just the gas produced by fermentation. I know, it's common for the gastric juices to not adapt to the air in this place when you just arrived in the New World."

"You bastard, you're smiling so badly!"

I rubbed my nose and spread my hands helplessly: "Probably this body is born to laugh like this, and I can't help it."

"No, if it's this body, it should be considered smiling like a flower, but it's a pity that you are smiling."

"..." Oh, that's amazing, to be able to use the idiom of smiling like a flower.I decided to ignore Sakata Gintoki's complaints generously, the most urgent thing is to find food, Sakata Gintoki is like this now, I can't let him catch mice, so I am the one who provokes the burden of food, clothing, housing and transportation for the two of them!Yoshi, come on girl, the first step is to get out of this dump!

The side of my neck was suddenly poked by something like a wooden stick, and I turned my head to look at Uesakata Gintoki's dead fish eyes: "Why did you suddenly become silent, A Yin, I have already seen from your rich expression what you are complaining about in your heart Right."

"Don't poke randomly with a wooden stick, it will still hurt." I touched the skin on my neck that was poked and said helplessly, "I'm wondering whether to dig through the trash to eat."

When I was very young, I remember my father once said to me like this - if you don’t study hard, you can pick up garbage and eat when you grow up.Now I have studied hard and finally got into university. I never thought that I still have to pick up trash to eat. It's really...the sky has no eyes!

"Hey, don't you feel like you've lost something important in your life when you say that, girl."

"If I don't eat, my whole life will be lost. The system asked me to come here to do good deeds. Why don't you do a good deed for me before that. For example, a piece of pancake fruit will appear in the palm of my hand when I turn my hand." I raised my dirty hand and flipped it casually.

Then a pancake fruit appeared in my hand.

Still fuming.

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Fuck, it really appeared? !

I stared dumbfounded at the pancake, and Sakata Gintoki looked at me dumbfounded.

"...I don't think this is in line with science." I swallowed hard, holding back such a sentence for a long time.

"Don't care if the talisman is not in line with science, give it to Yin to see if it's real!" Sakata Yintoki jumped off my shoulder and went straight to the pancake fruit, hanging on it and took a bite forcefully: "Oh—delicious , Although I haven’t seen what this is, it’s really delicious! Not bad, Strawberry, I’ve developed a new skill.”

——It’s like eating like a cockroach

I couldn't help shaking my eyebrows, lifted his back collar, tore off a large piece of pancake and dangled in the air, watching Sakata Gintoki holding a piece of pancake in both hands despite being carried in mid-air. The way my mouth was stuffed, I still secretly breathed a sigh of relief-in any case, the problem of eating has been solved.