[Comprehensive] The best assist

According to common sense, there is such a Chapter 1, this article should take a warm route, whether it is child taming or main pet play, there may be some twists and turns in the middle, but it will be turned into a small matter by Mary Su Jinfinger In a word, follow the direction of Cinderella and the glass slipper to go all the way forward to the beautiful tomorrow of LOVELOVE and then have a Happy Ending.

The premise is in accordance with common sense.

In addition, the 50.00% abnormal state is probably what I am now, the rhythm of dying as soon as I go out.

That's right, dead.

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Nima! ! ! ! ! !Not ready at all!Just going out to buy a sanitary napkin is a dead end! ! ! !Die too soon!Who has the protagonist who died in Chapter 2!Am I the main character? !It's just that I don't have enough money to go to the bank around the corner to withdraw money, and then run into a bank robbery, which is a lot of trouble!In such a broken place, there hadn't even been a single theft in three to five years, but this fucking place will give me a bank robbery level, which is completely unbearable!There is also a Sakata Yinshi waiting to be fed (not) at home, waiting for me to buy chocolates and go back to raise it!So what is the significance of Chapter 1, where is it? !Didn't you let me play with the main pet of the shrunken male god LOVELOVE? !

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo When it comes to robbing a bank, those stupid thieves will not accidentally press the dynamite switch and blow me up with me!

I just squatted next to my bloody corpse in a translucent state and whimpered and cried. I didn’t have time to react because what happened just now, and now I feel a kind of coldness spreading all over my body. The pain was so painful that I had to hug my body tightly.But in theory, without a body, you can’t feel it, whether it’s pain or other sensations, so now I’m talking about the legendary... phantom limb pain? !

I squatted on the ground for a long time, but I didn’t see any head, face, or routine in the legend, but the surroundings were always noisy, police cars, crowds, etc., and my ears were filled with many noisy voices, but they all seemed to be like me. It didn't matter, until my body... corpse, was taken away by a group of men in uniform with stars on their shoulders, and I slowly stood up from the ground.

To be honest, watching myself being picked up piece by piece like chopped pork is really a delicate feeling.

"Are you sad?"

A cold male voice suddenly sounded in my ears. I turned my head in confusion, and looked around subconsciously. The scene of watching others pick up minced meat just now was gone. I only saw the boundless black mist entangled towards me. Those things As if floating from a deeper abyss, there is no end in sight.Hey, does this mean that he has already reached the Paradise of Elysium?No, no, how could the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss be so tasteless, at least it should be paved with gold bricks, what is the black mist... Then, then this is the [-]th floor of hell? !

"Hey, this is not the [-]th floor of hell."

The male voice sounded again, and this time it could be heard clearly. The voice seemed a little sick and haggard, a bit like an octogenarian.

"To put it simply, this is the intersecting point of time and space. The large universe is divided into many layers. There are thick diaphragms between the layers, but the layers are not uniform in thickness. A certain connection point would be very weak, and you're in this weak connection..."

I opened my mouth and listened to him blablabla with a demented expression. At this moment, I only had one thought——Didn’t Nima just want to say it briefly, I can’t understand it, you bastard!

"...All in all, you now exist in a conscious world."

Is all that bullshit before "all in all"? !

"Oh, I see, the world of consciousness, isn't it the world of consciousness, what can I not understand." I raised my hand and shook it casually, and the corners of my mouth twitched twice, "So what do you want to say to me, I am now... ...I exist, deep in your mind? This scene should not be too visual, dear, the pirated version will be dragged to the clear water and pinched out shit, dear, could it be that you are... Liudao [beep——]... ..."

"Don't compare me with that simple NPC!"

Before I finished speaking, I suddenly felt a strong wind blowing from the left, and then I flew out 40 meters away with a "hoo~".The soul is very light, so when I finally hit the wall and landed, I didn't feel any pain at all.But I said, this mysterious Mr. Liudao [beep——], it turns out that you are on my left. Don’t you feel uncomfortable facing this shoulder? You won’t tell me to turn around!

"Don't say unnecessary words, you just need to answer whether you want to be resurrected or not."

"Resurrection?" I caught the key words from his voice returning to the pretentious channel: "You mean..."

"That's right, resurrected in real life."

That voice seemed to be able to see through my thoughts. At this time, the tone of my speech was completely the attitude of a superior, as if I had made up my mind that I would ask him.Cut, it’s a joke, not to mention whether what he said is true or not, I just can’t agree to it just by looking at his attitude, starving to death is a small matter, but injustice is a big one, so I decided——

"Sir! My lord! Please cover me! As long as I come alive to lick your leather shoes, my lord!" I immediately threw myself on the ground and burst into tears. If the voice had a substance now, then I must have hugged his thigh!What?Face is nothing, life is still important!

"..." After a strange silence, the voice hesitated and said, "Don't you think about it, are you just going to hug your thigh?"

"I've thought it over very clearly, my lord! Tell me you want to sign a god horse contract, just call me! Do you want blood to recognize relatives or carve stars in your eyes?! I don't want to die! I don't want to die in a bloody mess! I There is still a deposit of 2000 yuan, there are chocolates in stock that have not been eaten, and two articles have not been updated. The most important thing is that there is still a living figure of Sakata Gintoki waiting to be cultivated!"

I roared loudly towards the empty place in front of me and burst into tears, wishing I could hug that guy and shake him to death, now there is no question of whether to believe it or not, Sakata Gintoki has become a *figure, you can go out everywhere In the event of a bank robbery, I was blown into pieces after taking out some money. So many bizarre things happened, so I have nothing to doubt. Ah, thinking about it this way, the glorious image of Marx seems to be far away from me. far away.

"Ahem, you've watched too many cartoons, you don't need to engrave stars in your eyes..." The voice coughed twice and muttered in a low voice: "If I knew you were so easy to be hooked, I wouldn't have to work hard to get Sakata Gintoki over. "

"Hooked?"

"No, I mean the truth." He cleared his throat, probably with too much force, and coughed violently like a broken gong. He coughed for a long time before opening his mouth again, but I don't know if it was an illusion, I always feel that There was a deep sense of depression in the voice.

"The so-called one who knows the current affairs is a hero. Since you can recognize the reality so quickly, then I will tell you directly. There is no free lunch in the world. I can resurrect you, but you have to accumulate enough merit points Only then can the key point of resurrection be reached.”

"...Wait, merit value?" I couldn't help interrupting him, and a bad thought came to my mind: "This term is so familiar, it is like Sister White Snake who collects seven tears to accumulate merit. Is it the kind of merit of ascending to heaven? In fact, you are Guanyin Bodhisattva?!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva turned out to be a broken voice? !

"You are Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

The voice roared a little out of control, and then I "woo~" and floated far away.I said, although I don’t feel any pain now, it’s tiring to climb back after such a long distance, and the only thing he’s dissatisfied with is that I misunderstood him as Guanyin instead of complaining about his broken voice, how self-aware, so annoying Someone misidentified him...

"How old are you, what age are you and Guanyin Bodhisattva, no matter how bad you are, guess the system master, online game upgrades have points like merit points, okay?"

"...I'm really sorry, it's too rustic. I haven't played online games before." I slumped my shoulders a little weakly: "Then Mr. System, how do you accumulate the merit value you mentioned? Listen to the name to do good deeds and so on. Yes, I want to do good deeds, but now that my body is gone, how can I do good deeds."

The voice seemed dissatisfied after I changed my words and hummed twice, but this time it didn't blow me out, it just said in a muffled voice: "Of course not in this world, I want to use your soul to go to other worlds to accumulate merits .Because it is going to the surrounding world, so the merit value will increase very slowly, and it will be relatively hard, but because you are borrowing your body, you don’t have to worry about really dying.”

I think he is talking about things I don't understand again, and I can't understand more and more, what is borrowing a body, is it resurrecting a dead body or something, is it time travel?Is this letting me go through time?Although I have been in 123 Romance for so long, I still know some of that kind of thing, but for the sake of safety, I'd better not make random guesses.

"So the world you're talking about..."

"The world formed by consciousness exists in parallel with the main world. Oh, in your terms, it is Two-dimensional."

"Damn, is it really time-traveling?!"

Although I don't want to be surprised when I mention anything now, I still can't help being surprised that this kind of nonsense really happened.

"Speaking of time travel, you should be familiar with it..."

"I'm very strange! Don't talk about people as if you like to possess other people's things! I just became a ghost just now!" I couldn't help but growled at him again: "Don't think that if you really read more time-traveling novels, you will Time travel, will you become a pig if you eat too much pork?!"

"It's so noisy, get out now!"

Mr. System's angry voice has not completely disappeared from my ears, I just feel that my eyes are dark, and my body is suddenly sucked down by a suction force, just like being sucked away by a toilet.

I knew I couldn't resist anymore, so I stretched out my hand vigorously, and said with a sigh of relief, "There is still a hungry Bantian Yin Shi Tian Yin Shi Yin Shi Yin Shi Shi Shi at home—"