[Comprehensive] The best assist

As you all know, three 10 minutes.

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Ten centimeters, which is about the length of the OPPO slider phone after it is pushed open.I hesitated to pick up the little guy who was lying on his back and wearing a mini blue and white kimono, which was slightly longer than the phone, and stared at it for a long time, until the latter whimpered because of the uncomfortable posture. Sneezing, I'm sure it's alive.

The reason for using the quantifier "only" is because I am not sure what kind of creature he is.

Humanity?It looks very similar, but it is too small.Legend has it that there is meat mushroom on Penglai Xiandao that can live forever if eaten, it is also humanoid, about an inch long, could it be that... a ghost, after all, it is just a legend.

So could it be that I had a sequelae after watching Diablo to Thumbelina last night?This is alive... It's not a figure or something, but a living thing that can pant and sneeze? !

I stretched out my index finger tremblingly, hesitated to retract my index finger and stretched out my little finger, and gently scratched the face of the snoring little guy in blue and white kimono with his small breasts heaving up and down...

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illusion!It's all an illusion!I am a loyal dog of materialism!I don't believe this kind of thing!Snoring is an illusion!The rise and fall of the chest is an illusion!The soft and warm touch of the body is all an illusion!This is just a simulation doll!Can breathe... Can breathe also because of the photosynthesis function of the snapdragon [Note] transplanted? !

I covered my face with one hand and turned my head with difficulty——if I read correctly, that outfit, that guy's outfit...it seems very familiar, what's going on? !

"Um..."

While I was struggling, the little one lying next to the phone suddenly groaned vaguely and turned over, then tried to stretch and sat up.I subconsciously squatted under the table, waited for a long time for no response from the table, and then silently poked my head out from the edge of the table, facing the sleepy-eyed Xiaodouding.

silence. 1, 2, 3...

"Wow!!!! Alive! Really alive!!!!" I hugged my head and quickly retreated to the wall, pointing with one hand at the little guy who was rubbing his eyes as if he had Parkinson's syndrome Shaking and shaking, and after a while, I closed my eyes decisively-this is an illusion, an illusion!Absolutely not true!I will not admit it!

"Hey, hey... It's so noisy, please be quiet." The figurine on the table stood up holding something like a wooden stick, scratching with a small arm behind his head as if he wanted to come over, but But when he walked to the table, he was blocked by the "Wanzhang Abyss" and stopped still. After looking at me for a few seconds, a drop of cold sweat suddenly flowed from his forehead: "Ah, ah...? It's so high, Why is this face a little big, what is this familiar feeling... It seems as if I was hit with a mallet by that old monster from Yuanwai, and I feel groggy."

... This imitation doll is a bit too real, but it still complains about my embarrassment? !

I stared at him and muttered in a small voice for a long time, then moved to the table with the corners of my mouth twitching: "Well... Although it seems that the timing is wrong, it is a bit rude to say that you have a big face to the lady you just met."

Although my face is probably really a bit big!For him now!

"What kind of lady are you, let me say that you have become so big now that it is more in line with your original attributes, like a female King Kong or something..." The little guy I looked down on suddenly stretched out the wooden stick in his hand ...the knife (?) stuck to my face and poked it out forcefully: "I said you are scary if you don't get so close!"

I took a step back in pain, and stretched out my hand to rub my face vigorously to relieve the stinging pain on my face: "According to the current proportion, your size should be more surprising." This guy... can't be I think that guy, why do I always feel that his way of speaking is also very familiar... Looking carefully at his face, there seems to be a strange sense of familiarity——huh?Did I use some weird description.

"Anyway, no matter how you became so small, when we meet for the first time, please introduce yourself... My name is [Muffling], what's your name?"

"What? [Muffling]? Has it been called [Muffling], ah yes, time is always so terrible, what happened from the youngest son to [Muffling], they are all muted." Xiaodouding's face the size of a mini sticky bean bun on the table showed an expression of being deceived, and then a few black lines slid down his forehead: "I said that the first few are simply silencers, why should I take it for granted? The way you look, you bastard."

I should ask why you act like you already know me? !

I was dumbfounded and pointed to my nose. It was too late to worry about why he didn't speak his native language but my native language: "Why do you know my pen name?!"

I... I've only used it for a year, no, no, it's a terrible feeling to be known by this person!If you click on the column, you will find that it is full of bad things written about me!

...Well, what a shame! ///

Yes, I can be sure at this moment, if this is really not a hallucination or a dream, and the person in front of me is the real thing, then he resisted some natural factors and came to me by my countless nights The male god who has been yy-Saka!field!silver!hour!

If one day the male god becomes smaller.

If one day the male god becomes smaller and breaks the dimensional wall and appears in front of you.

If one day the male god becomes smaller and breaks the dimensional wall and appears in front of you, he still looks familiar!

No way, I can't hold it...

I clutched my heart and took a step back: "You... Could it be you, Sakata Yin..."

"Don't you still know this, stinky girl!" Xiao Douding, who had already confirmed her identity as Sakata Yinshi, interrupted me impatiently, then sat down on the ground and held the wooden knife on the table in distress: "It's really true to say that. Huh...!? Huh——!"

The appearance that obviously wanted to make a long speech was suddenly interrupted, Sakata Gintoki's voice stopped abruptly, he coughed twice while pressing his neck, and when he opened his mouth again, the voice was still murmuring, as if suddenly Like blocked.I stared at him dumbfounded, and he also stared at me dumbfounded—what's the situation? Did I suddenly have aphasia? I said that the problem of getting smaller before was not resolved, so why did a new situation appear? !

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Why can't I speak... Al?! Can talk..."

I looked at the miniature version of Sakata Gin with no expression on his face. Sometimes he could talk, and sometimes he came and went as if he was kissed forcibly. After a moment of contemplation, I finally figured out one thing—his apparent inability to tell the truth. , It looks very similar to the setting of "space-time rules"... Although this kind of setting is really stupid, hey!I don't use this setting anymore!

...But compared to that, this guy in front of me is more difficult to deal with.

"Well, I think it's better for you not to continue the topic just now in this situation, Sakata-kun... Uh, don't mind if I call you that." Although the name "Gintoki" is easy for me Terrible, but meeting for the first time is different from lying on the bed late at night and tossing and turning silently. If you call me by name as soon as you meet, you will definitely be regarded as an idiot, even though I am an idiot to begin with.

Sakata Gintoki didn't refute my words, nor did he agree, but kept a subtle sense of facial paralysis and picked his nostrils to look at me. What's even more amazing was that I could see an "unbelievable" expression on his paralyzed face.

"Ah, if you keep calling it that in the future, Ah Yin can consider giving you half of a Glico."

"A quarter of Glico in our world is taller than you..." I sighed faintly and sat down in front of the table, and stared at the little guy in front of me for a long while with my chin in my hand: " Do you want to live here first? It would be too dangerous for you to run around in this state, and you will be picked up by cats at such a small size."

Sakata Gintoki seemed to realize another shock at this time, he stared at me and blinked, raised his hands to touch his face horizontally and vertically, and suddenly let out a scream: "Hey——?! "

What are you doing, did you realize that you have become smaller? !

"Okay, I will take good care of you." I covered my head and sighed helplessly, tentatively stretched out my fingers to cover his head lightly, then immediately retracted my hand, the soft touch that seemed to remain on the fingertips made me I can't help but raise the corners of my lips—so soft, so soft, so soft!And it's so small...><The male god is right in front of me...I really want to do whatever I want and get close to him, but my current size is like the difference between a strange species and 1.6 meters to him. If it's too close, Sakata Yin Toki will definitely be afraid to cut me...even if he is Sakata Gintoki!

"Who wants you to take good care of it, you bastard! Now hurry up and find out the reason why Ah Yin has become smaller! I said you looked at me and talked, why did you turn your back on me!" Sakata Yintoki's frantic growling voice came from behind, But he is too small now, he growls like a little fly. Fortunately, I have excellent ears, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to hear him.

"Okay, let me find you a shoe box first..."

"Come back and listen to what people have to say!"

In the end, I didn’t use a shoe box to make a nest for Sakata Yinshi. I could use a shoe box that was not crushed, but it smelled like shoe polish. In the end, I had to find a storage box and put a thick paper towel under it, and then put the watch. The box in the middle is temporarily used as a bed.Wow, looking at it like this, it's like splitting from the middle, and the overall effect is probably... like the Patriot.

He will also feel familiar when he is silver.

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perhaps.

Yoshi decided so, Sakata Gintoki will make his home in the watch box from today.

"The ghost wants you to make a concluding statement! Hurry up and find the old man Yuanwai and let Ah Yin return to his original state!!!!"

"Okay, let me find you a shoe box first..."

"Come back and listen to what people have to say!"

In the end, I didn’t use a shoe box to make a nest for Sakata Yinshi. I could use a shoe box that was not crushed, but it smelled like shoe polish. In the end, I had to find a storage box and put a thick paper towel under it, and then put the watch. The box in the middle is temporarily used as a bed.Wow, looking at it like this, it's like splitting from the middle, and the overall effect is probably... like the Patriot.

He will also feel familiar when he is silver.

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perhaps.

Yoshi decided so, Sakata Gintoki will make his home in the watch box from today.

"The ghost wants you to make a concluding statement! Hurry up and find the old man Yuanwai and let Ah Yin return to his original state!!!!"

The author has something to say: [Note] Kill must die: Kill must die, generally believed to come from Japan.Japanese: サービス, English translated as fanservice is ACG language.Translated into Chinese means serving readers.In essence, the scope of "service" can be very broad, and the ones who expose their bodies can also be male characters, but of course the target of service is also changed to female readers.Even if you can't see even a little bit of skin and underwear, as long as it provides the reader's imagination space, it can be regarded as a kind of killing.