[Comprehensive] The best assist

Because it was the first day of joining the regiment, I talked about some precautions, just standing in a military posture, probably to let us get used to it gradually.I thought that the training corps would start with iron-blooded wrists, devil training, run 800 meters, run 800 meters, or run 800 meters or something, but I didn't expect it to be quite humane.

But it was really inconvenient in the training camp. The trainers didn’t have showers and bathrooms. After the training, they were sweating all over, and each of them was given a small wooden basin to fetch water. Only then did I really feel the benefits of being a man—even in the open air. Take a shower with your shoulders down, and you don't need to wear a bra.

The weather here is dry and hot, Sakata Gintoki took off his shirt directly, stood next to me with a basin of water and kept pouring water on his body, I sneaked a glance at him, the beauty of the water droplets rolling on the muscles really made me drunk...Oops , The nosebleed is about to flow out.

I quickly lowered my head and looked at my rib-exposed chest and abdomen. I couldn't help but feel sad—you can tell me, although I occupy someone else's body, I am still a man anyway. Why did Gintoki Sakata take off his clothes? Show muscles, I show ribs when I take off my clothes.It's white and striped, like a chicken that has just been slaughtered.

"What are you dawdling about? Is it sick again? Do you want Ah Yin to help you take off your pants?" Sakata Yintoki suddenly mocked at the side, and then said: "If I knew I was so tired, I might as well rot in the ground. Ah! Ah Yin, I haven't worked so hard for a long time!"

It was obviously a flat tone, but when I heard him take off his pants, my heart beat faster. I didn't know how to respond to him, so I just pretended not to hear: "You've been slacking off today, okay? You're so embarrassed to call yourself tired. You never worked hard at all, did you?"

"Tired." Sakata Gintoki said seriously.

"..."

The male god is getting more and more cheap, and I don't know how to complain about him anymore. How can we live together happily in this way?

But the problem he just mentioned is indeed a problem. Seeing that I won’t see Levi in ​​the near future, it means that I will have to deal with this “body” for a long time, and it’s not wrong to always resist touching “it” The method, a lot of private things have to be done by myself, how can I do it if I don't like to touch it.

I bravely took off my pants, quickly poked the cloth towel into the water a few times, and wiped my body indiscriminately with the water.

Alas, I didn't realize until now that I thought too simply at first, and in the current form, I have to honestly wait for three years before seeing Levi.In fact, I originally thought that as long as I handed that material directly to Levi, I would be able to retreat completely, hide my achievements and fame, and even just put it in a place where they could see it. The brains of Er and Captain Erwin, these things will definitely not become waste paper.

But I really didn't expect to stay in the training corps for three years!What a miscalculation!I might as well sit on the sidelines in the Toros District!How about finding an opportunity to throw materials on their way to "get out of the wall" and run away? !

"Hey, Strawberry! My stupid brother! Don't be in a daze." Sakata Gintoki waved his hand in front of my eyes: "Come here and help Ah Yin rub his back. It's almost time for dinner. Your mind has been seriously distracted recently."

I was thinking about something, so I took the towel he handed over without distraction, and then mechanically went to Sakata Gintoki's back and wiped it.

The texture of the skin under my hands is very real-like, which brought me back to my senses, and then I became frightfully restless.

Ahhhhh!God!Me me me me!I'm naked when I touch Sakata silver!Although I saw it once on Meteor Street before, but this time I directly touched a man and it was my first experience. If I said no, I would faint!

Roaring in my heart, I looked at Ginto Sakata's naked back with a slumped face, tight curves, slightly protruding butterfly bones, and a few strands of sticky silver hair on the back of my neck...

Suddenly the nose became hot, and a stream of red liquid dripped on Sakata Gintoki's back. I was stunned for a moment to realize what it was, and immediately stepped back a few steps while covering my nose.

Sensing something was wrong, Sakata Gintoki turned his head to look at me suspiciously.

I swiftly picked up the basin of cold water on the ground and poured a basin of water on top of my head. I tried my best to raise my neck and slapped my face: "Oh, it's too hot for training today! I'm getting a bit of heat stroke! You wash it yourself, I'll go change clothes first!"

"Hey! Do things from the beginning to the end! You don't want to be a younger brother if you rub your brother's back!"

"Brother, help me cook. I'll find you in the canteen at night."

"I rely on!"

I pinched my nose and ran away while shouting at him: "One washbasin and one piece of soap are enough for a man to take a bath! You wash it yourself!"

This person is really, he has adapted to his role so quickly, and even calls himself brother or something... Uh, brother Yinshi?Brother Sakata?Brother Yin?Well, it seems to be good...

My nosebleed was a little more turbulent.

Leaning against the door of the locker room, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, cursing myself for being worthless while trying to stop the nosebleed—fortunately, I ran fast, and when Sakata Gintoki saw it, he had to laugh at me to death.It's strange, although I usually have some ideas about male gods, I haven't gotten to the point where I get nosebleeds when I look at him naked. Could it be that changing a man's body makes me shameless?No wonder they don't come to the aunt, their feelings flow away from here.

……

……

I was so embarrassed by my own brain hole that I felt bad all over.

Tangle is tangled, I still plan to go to the dining hall on time.The male god seems to be heartless, but his insight is not the usual sharpness of the protagonist. Do I still have face if he sees something?

On the way, I met Elaine and some girls, and I walked with them, and we exchanged a few words and we began to get acquainted.

"William, just now we were discussing which regiment we want to join in the future. I heard that if you get into the top ten in the training regiment, you can go to the interior to serve as a guard for the king. I don't know if I can get into the top ten..."

"What about the Survey Corps?" I asked hastily.

Elaine looked at me in confusion: "What survey corps?"

"How much do you need to be in the top ranks to enter the Survey Corps?" I'm sure, I'm a scumbag in terms of force, and I don't know if they will take the test for endorsement—although I'm not very good at endorsement.

I can still remember some of the giant's plot, but I really can't remember such trivial things.After all, it was just a cursory look back then.If I want to be in the top of the survey corps, then I have to plan carefully how to cheat, or give the examiner some benefits...

Another girl laughed out loud: "What are you talking about? The Survey Corps is the same as the Garrison Corps. Of course, you can go if you want to go after graduation. The Survey Corps will come to give speeches to encourage recruits to join the Corps every time they graduate. Even so, because the work of the Survey Corps is too dangerous, few people go there."

Great, this setting is very suitable for students like me.

"You want to join the Survey Corps?" Elaine pushed open the door of the dining hall and asked me back.

"Of course, I joined the army to join the Survey Corps." I thought for a while and added: "It should be said that I am living today to join the Survey Corps."

Only after entering the Survey Corps can I meet Levi, and only after seeing Levi can I hand over the materials that my father risked his life to get, and only after I hand over to him can I accumulate merit points to exchange for my arms and legs!Isn't the purpose of being possessed in this life is to join the Survey Corps?

When I spoke, my voice was neither too loud nor too loud, and the dining hall was quite quiet without any loud noise, so many people could hear what I said.For a moment, the people who were still discussing in low voices stopped and stared at me with idiot eyes.

I felt uncomfortable being watched, so I finally gave up sitting at the table with Elaine, and went to the corner to sit next to Sakata Gintoki—it would be safer to sit with him.

— though I swore I wouldn't sit at his table tonight.

Sakata Gintoki pushed over the bread and potato soup, and he didn't steal it while I was away. I was very touched. This is the rhythm of growing up to be a good brother with 24 filial piety.I smiled and took a bite of the bread, then choked.

Is this something that people eat!Coarse grains shouldn't be so thick!Throat!Is there sand in it?I quickly took a sip of the potato soup, and almost spit it out--washing pot water, this is simply washing pot water!No wonder Sakata Yinshi doesn't steal food, I shouldn't take chances on the male god's trickery skills!

But when there is a food shortage, and now that everyone is watching, if I really spit it out, I will definitely be dragged out and stabbed with sand, so I stretched my neck and swallowed it with a dark face.

"I'm so hungry, I can feel the two layers of skin sticking together." Sakata Gintoki lay face down on the table pitifully - he didn't take a second bite of his bread.

I stroked his hair kindly: "Anxin West Road, go back to open a small stove at night..."

"I'll leave the cake to you."

"You're really welcome! Trick me like this, I'll eat tonight while you watch!"

Sakata Yinshi suddenly raised his head and smiled evilly at me: "Be so kind to brother, be careful that Ah Yin will kill you tonight."

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"Okay, Jean! William and his brother are also from Higanshina District, and he said he wants to join the Survey Corps."

"Yeah, it was an eye-opener to find so many idiots at once."

We were fighting fiercely here, and I heard someone call my name.

This is really lying down and getting shot.

From the moment I entered the door, I heard them surrounding Alan asking about the Shiganshina District. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I did not participate in their discussion-I did not really come from the Higanshina District. I don't know the specific situation there, so it would be bad to say that the truth is revealed.So suddenly being called by name, I felt very guilty, touched my nose uncomfortably and shrank towards Sakata Gintoki.

A very hot gaze passed through the crowd and nailed it accurately on my face. I glanced back at Alan who came over, and was almost burned by the burning flame in his gaze.

"Yes, we will win in the end, we are the masters of this land!" The little angel stood up against the table, he was so excited that he almost roared: "There is nothing to be afraid of giants, as long as you work hard to become stronger, We will be able to defeat them! I will drive them out without a single one left!"

"Right! William!"

I have to say that Allen's words full of positive energy are really inspiring. When he looked at me with such vibrant eyes, I immediately expressed my attitude with enthusiasm: "Soldiers died for the country! Soul protects the land!"

...the channel seems to be a bit wrong.

"Cough, in short, in short, they all have the same meaning, one meaning..."

The eyes of the people around me became like they were looking at a fool again, I sat back silently, put my hand under the table and pinched the soft flesh on Sakata Yinshi's waist: "What do you mean by moving so far away without making a sound!"

"Is it still too late to change my surname? Ah Yin thinks the surname Schumacher is more auspicious."

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The author has something to say: Thank you Meow for giving me a mine