[Comprehensive] The best assist

Elaine came over to thank me for sending her pancakes, and I asked her about joining the army, such as whether she needed to sign up, and then asked cryptically if she wanted to go through the back door or something.

Elaine said that my idea was amazing. She said that if you want to join the army, you can join the army directly. There is also a special car (carriage) to pick you up. There is no such thing as going through the back door. If you do well, you can still go to the Gendarmerie. King's side, to the hinterland to live a happy life.

Only then did I suddenly realize that joining the army in the giant world is equivalent to rushing to die, not to mention whether you have protected human beings, but the leader can understand your mood to die, so I gave very convenient conditions, convenient Send death to benefit everyone.

"Then I will die tomorrow, ah no, I will join the army, I will dedicate my heart, liver, spleen and lungs to human beings." I clenched my fists and roared righteously.

"I also want to donate my heart to mankind!" Elaine was probably infected by my blood, and also clenched her fists and roared towards the sky.

I shyly said to her: "Sister, you really cooperate with me."

Elaine held my hand with tears in her eyes: "No! I also want to join the army with you. I can no longer hide in dark places like the underground. You have to fight to break out of the cage!"

I feel the need to discourage it, I cannot watch a fine young woman go astray because of my face.

Just at this time, Sakata Yinshi came in from the door, and he ran over angrily and threw the coat that was torn to pieces by the hooligans to me: "Why are you wearing my clothes, Ah Yin borrowed you to wear them all afternoon. Don't be too arrogant."

I wrapped up my kimono vigilantly: "You wear my kimono, anyway, you won't need it in the future." Just get smaller and get into the sleeves, why wear such a good dress, I can't wear it Three scarves come to see the girl, it's too shameful.

"That's my uncle's clothes! You actually snatched my only complete kimono! Shame on you!!!"

"You still take up my space when you sleep! You still drool on my neck! You want me to wait for you to take a bath!" I rolled up my sleeves and showed him, my white arms were red one by one by him crawling around. The point is still there: "How can I come out shirtless to see people by making me like this! You are shameless!"

Sakata Gintoki probably felt that I was ashamed, so he punched me on the head in grief and anger, turned and left.

I turned my head and prepared to continue my thought work on Elaine, but found that she was looking at my arm with a strange expression. I followed her and looked over. The small footprints left by Sakata Yinshi at ten centimeters were not too big or too small , the spots look very much like some kind of unspeakable imprint.

"Don't get me wrong, that was my brother just now. He looks like my dad, and I look like my mom. We actually have a good relationship." I said nonsense.

"Brothers with good feelings..."

"...It's a brother, that's right."

"Brother ♂ hello, taboo on taboo..." Elaine asked me excitedly: "Is your brother going to join the army too?"

"That is necessary, otherwise I will die very easily." Also, sister, can you not add symbols when you say brother.

"I'm going too!!! I want to be with you!"

"Not too good, it's too dangerous..."

"I want to take a closer look!"

I was also drunk seeing Elaine's excited expression, rotten girls are really ubiquitous creatures.

In the end, I, Sakata Gintoki, and Yi Lian were the ones who reported to the training corps. We had already missed the time for conscription this year, so we had to walk the long distance.I was afraid that I would be hungry on the road and I couldn’t take out the pancake fruit in front of Elaine, so I prepared a big bag in advance, stacked several layers of materials given to me by the system and put them at the bottom of the bag, and used my The old clothes were wrapped and set off on the road.

I was wearing Gintoki Sakata's kimono, and he was shirtless.

Really, if Elaine hadn't insisted on coming with me, I'd have him tucked in my sleeve.

Sakata Gintoki probably also cared about this very much. He wore the black suit inside after I picked him up. After walking for a while, he couldn't do it anymore, and gradually fell behind. He felt that if Elaine was not around, he could become a small person. Get a ride in my pocket.

We met many refugees along the way, wearing gray-yellow cloaks and walking slowly from the opposite side. Elaine told me in a low voice that most of those refugees came from the Shiganshina District.The sky is also grayish-yellow, and because they are moving very slowly, they almost blend into the sky from a distance.

After arriving at the training regiment, someone arranged for the distribution of uniforms, and we lined up to receive the clothes in an orderly manner. Sakata Gintoki finally had a coat to wear, and he no longer had to run around naked in long underwear.

In any case, the uniform of the training corps is really handsome. Sakata Gintoki's figure said that uniform is even more handsome, and there are a few binding belt-like things that strangle the undulating muscles of the chest horizontally and vertically... I quietly wiped my nosebleed and turned my back silently - can't there be more places to change clothes?

There are only men and women in the changing room. I almost followed Elaine into the women's changing room after I got my uniform, but was thrown out by a guard by the back collar, and gave me a few contemptuous eyes.I clenched my fists and endured it, contemptuously going back in my mind, and then walked calmly to the men's locker room.

Boy, I remember you, don't think I didn't hear you call me a peeping tom.

I would be a voyeur if I went straight into the men's locker room!What's so good about everyone being a woman!It's the first time for someone to be a man, but you have to give him time to adapt, don't be so harsh, okay?

After entering the men's locker room, I realized that the real test has not begun until now.I walked straight to the innermost corner with a wooden face, drooping eyelids and expressionless face, and silently took off my coat facing the corner——I’m blind, I’m going to be blind, there’s a white dangling* between my legs everywhere, I’m going tonight There will definitely be a needle eye.

But I didn't expect Sakata Gintoki to change clothes next to me. I was so shocked that I took a few steps back with my uniform in my arms, unable to take it off again.The latter didn't have any special reaction. He glanced at me lightly, and lightly put on the pants that had been taken off under his buttocks.

I hastily closed my eyes and turned around, and turned my face away after he was finished dressing—it wasn’t that I was too reserved, but that I was afraid of accidentally exposing—looking at his hot eyes, Sakata Gintoki would not be able to bear it of.

"What are you looking around for, you haven't changed your clothes yet!"

I was thinking wildly, when my sight was completely covered by a hand suddenly, I heard Gintoki Sakata talking close to my ear, his voice was gnashing his teeth.

"I'm closing my eyes!"

"Then change your clothes quickly!"

...How can I change clothes with my eyes closed? Moreover, this body is still a man's body, so I don't really want to touch it.

"You think I don't want to change my clothes quickly... we will gather later." I still hugged the clothes to my chest and muttered: "I accidentally ran into a strange place and couldn't help screaming, what should you do? You know, I scream every time I go to the bathroom."

Sakata Gintoki stopped talking, he probably thought of several mornings when he was sleeping soundly and was woken up by my screaming.

Maybe our side made too much noise, I always feel that many people are paying attention to our side, for example, at this moment, although I am visually restricted by Sakata Gintoki covering my eyes, but the kind of substantive The sight still makes me feel chilly all over...

This feeling of being stripped...

"Hurry up and get dressed, how long are you going to dawdle." Sakata Gintoki let go of his hands covering my eyes and looked at me with folded arms: "Don't think that you can be casual now that you are a boy. Keep your spirits up, if you accidentally fall into the unknown abyss, it's terrible! Ah Yin won't care about you then."

I looked down at my naked body, and then raised my head to look at this man with a natural face.

It turns out that Grandpa was really stripped...

I asked if you could stop educating Grandpa while stripping Grandpa naked and staring at Grandpa's *.

With a slumped face, I put the clothes on my body, put them on indiscriminately, and then was taken out of the men's locker room by Sakata Gintoki covering my eyes again in a threatening posture.Probably because this body is too thin, the uniform seems to be hanging on it.There is no way, this body is likely to be starved to death, and the times determine everything.

Walking out of the locker room, I saw Elaine coming out of the women's locker room opposite, chatting and laughing with a few girls. Also, she is more cheerful and likes to make friends. It is normal for her to mingle with other people quickly.

"William! Uh...you..." Elaine greeted me happily, and Gintoki Sakata was taking his hands off my eyes.

It must be a bit strange to say that Sakata Gintoki’s walking posture is blindfolded, but because he is about ten centimeters taller than mine, he easily wraps his arms around me and covers my eyes—this It looked as if the embracing pose happened to be seen by Elaine, and her expression was a little drunk again.

"I still don't know this person's name..." Elaine asked while looking at Sakata Yin.

Sakata Gintoki said his real name out of nowhere.

"Your surname is Yinshi? What a strange surname."

I elbowed Sakata Yinshi's chest, and he bent down in pain.

"Ahahaha, no, he said that his name is Gintoki Jobs, my name is William Jobs, and Gintoki is his name." A poke: "Brother hates it, you always like to use your name to make jokes with others, when will you get over it!"

"When did Ah Yin have such a weird name! Can you make up a better surname, one that will die of pancreatic cancer in the near future!"

"The millionaire who earns millions every second can be content with your surname!"

Sakata Yinshi frowned arrogantly: "U.S. dollar, if it is U.S. dollar, Ah Yin will think about it."

I twitched the corners of my mouth and didn't bother to pay attention to him——Obviously I was struggling below the yen level, okay, why are you pretending to be noble at the moment?

Elaine couldn't understand our complaints, but seeing her expression of being drunk again, I knew there was no need to explain.But where is she drunk?Is it so easy to get drunk even if you have a good face?This face-seeking world is really frustrating.

"You recruits, don't dawdle! Gather at the playground!"

Suddenly someone shouted at us in the distance, I frowned and looked at Sakata Gintoki, and ran over resignedly—oh, can't I just be a handsome man quietly for a while.

The author has something to say: Thank you little hands for giving me two landmines, okay?╭(╯3╰)╮