[Comprehensive] The best assist

"Drink milk—!"

I yelled and sat up from the ground, then covered my neck and gasped for breath.Emma, ​​why is it so uncomfortable, as if being choked.I touched my neck, it was as smooth as before, without pinch marks, and there was a small bulge in the middle, it was still a man.

There is a stack of 4A copy paper next to it, and there are some things written on it in words that I should not recognize.I said that I should not know it, because my body seems to know it, and it is indeed the confidential and confidential information downloaded last night.

Sakata Gintoki was still fast asleep, so I lifted up the whole straw and hid the materials in the innermost part, then dug out a plastic bag of pancakes and went out with it.I thought about it, isn't it all poor people here, and the giants seem to be in short supply of food, even soldiers can't eat meat, so giving food to the poor is considered a good deed.

Only by doing good deeds can there be merit points. With merit points, the function of my cabinet can be upgraded. Only after upgrading can I produce strawberry milk. By then, Sakata Gintoki can grow up after drinking milk!

I walked all the way along the small alley, dropping two or three pancake fruits every time I saw a resident, and walked all the way down the street, only to hear the reminder of the increase in merit points sporadically.

I leisurely took out a bottle of strawberry milk and drank it while working.

In fact, I think it’s good to just live this kind of mediocre life in the underground street. In short, it’s quite comfortable, and it’s much better than worrying about it all day on Meteor Street.Mr. System asked me to find Levi... When the time comes to the ground, it will be easy to be trampled to death by giants, okay?

Thinking about it this way, before I knew it, I had walked a long way from the "earth hole" in my home, and I thought I could go home with a few more pancakes.

In a flash before my eyes, three or five burly men rushed out from the corner and smiled at me. I thought I was too arrogant as a money-scattering boy, so I threw the pancake fruit in my hand to them with a dull face.

This group of people was still on the right track, and they took the food and started to divide it up.

"There's meat!" Someone suddenly shouted.

Of course my pancakes have meat!That's completely different from the pancakes sold outside that don't contain deep-fried dough sticks, okay?There are poached eggs and ham, the lettuce is emerald green, and the ham is more meaty than Xiwang meat, each of which is a boutique!

"There must be something good on him, this kid is well dressed, and we missed a big fat fish!" another shouted.

Then they rushed up.

When I saw that the situation was not good, I ran away.

These people are so lacking in quality, if you give them all to eat, don't let them go.

Don't talk about why I'm so leisurely, my master's legs are higher than the legs of a soldier who can run past giants, escape from pursuit, and deal with a few hooligans... What the fuck, these hooligans run so fast!Looking back, I saw that a big claw was about to grab my little arm, so I hurried forward and quickly jumped a few times to leave them behind.

I ran into hooligans just after taking a walk. It seems that this is not a safe place. I take back what I said before. It’s really not a good choice to stay in the underground street forever. I’d better find Levi obediently.

"Do you have any interest in chasing me?! Every one of you is strong and strong. If you don't join the army, come and bully me, a weak... man who has no power to restrain a chicken! Are you so embarrassed?" I ran to them. Carry out profound ideological education in an attempt to make these hooligans lay down their butcher knives and become Buddhas immediately.

One was ten steps away from me—the one closest to me, chasing me, panting and growling: "You fucking run so fast that you're weak?! Don't run!"

"If you tell me not to run, I won't run away. Hey, let me tell you the truth, I'm not afraid of losing my seed."

In fact, according to my speed, I can run back to my "soil cave" in less than 10 minutes. What's more sad is that the terrain of the underground street is so complicated that I seem to get lost... So I took a group of hooligans around the dark alleys After wandering around for more than half an hour, I found my home.

I don't know if they were exhausted, but they didn't come back with me.I shook off the sweat from my brow, dug Sakata Gintoki out of a hole in the quilt, and stuffed him with a bottle of strawberry milk: "Wake up, I'm exhausted, get up, Gintoki-kun, wake up Drinking milk."

Sakata Gintoki was held in my palm and shook for a while, and when he opened his eyes with his head full of stars, I seemed to see two lollipops in his eyes doing centrifugal acceleration.

"It's so annoying!" Sakata Yinshi slapped me on the chin with a small hand, and then limp down like mud: "...I don't feel good at all when I see such a big man's face early in the morning. Is the world going to play a giant, be careful Ah Yin cuts off the back of your neck."

"This face is small enough, is it as delicate as Wu Yanzu? You are so fat that you look like a sticky bean bun, so you have the nerve to talk about me!"

"Wu Yanzu didn't have your mother..."

"Sometimes I really wish I was a giant. A poisonous guy like you should have cut it in half and chewed it up." I handed the strawberry milk in front of him: "Drink it quickly and get on the road."

Sakata Gintoki looked at me with a sore face.

"Hey, hurry up and drink, we should go to perform the mission! Last night when I was sleeping, the idiot system told me that we are going to find Levi." I raised my head and glanced at the door: "And then, where Before, please get rid of these people..."

Fuck, this group of people is endless, and they found the door of the grandfather's house.

"what happened……"

"I went out in the morning, and I was caught by a gangster accidentally..."

Sakata Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth, grabbed the straw in one gulp and began to drink milk.Seeing the group of hooligans rushing over, I threw the box of Sakata Gintoki with the strawberry milk into the haystack, so that he could concentrate on drinking the milk, and scurry around the house like playing dodgeball.

But I seem to have overestimated my ability to escape—but for this, I want to attribute it to the small space of the "soil hole", so I was lifted up by those stupid big guys grabbing my arms and legs.

Looking up at the ceiling that was suddenly several meters closer to me, I wanted to cry but had no tears.

"I searched, and there is nothing in the house, poorer than us!"

The little hooligan who had searched the house came over to report: "Could it be that this kid traded all the valuables for meat?!"

"A pig can do that! He even gave food to others, I saw it!"

...Actually, I want to refute that there is a creature called a foodie in the world... Well, I really don't do that.

Seeing that these people were about to quarrel, I kindly reminded: "Well, why don't you put me down first, and you can discuss it slowly? It's very uncomfortable to carry me like this, and you are also quite tired."

The few of them probably didn't expect that I was so calm and courageous as a prisoner, and I was deeply touched, so they put me on the ground.

Then those hooligans discussed it and decided to search me.

When two people held their arms against the wall and couldn't move, I knew that I might have taken it off for fun. I began to desperately long for Sakata Gintoki to return to his real body as soon as possible.

"I can't tell, this kid... has thin skin and tender flesh."

One suddenly lifted off my thin clothes, rubbing his palms against my waistline.He laughed lewdly and acted lewdly, because my skin was under my clothes, and there was no need for a body search.

Even if this body is not my own, I have to feel the disgusting feeling myself.The callused hands of the bearded man lingered back and forth in this sensitive zone of the body, and I got goosebumps all over my body.He aimed to raise his leg to kick between his legs, but the guy grabbed his ankle and pressed his thumb on the delicate nipples back and forth to ravage him.

I was so sick I was about to throw up.

Seeing that I was struggling, the three of them laughed again: "This kid is not bad, although it is a pity that he is a man, but he can make a lot of money by selling it on the black market."

"It's very sweet."

I am more and more sure that this body is dug from a BL game!Grandpa didn't call!It's what it calls itself!The clothes were torn apart, people stroked roughly all over my body, and someone touched my lower body.If it goes on like this, I'm going to collapse.

All I can do is... yell for help.

Almost at the same time I opened my mouth, the guy who was holding my waist and rubbing it up and down suddenly flew out in the air, and fell on the straw pile, raising a cloud of flying dust.Through the eyes blurred by tears, I saw Sakata Gintoki standing across from him holding a knife.

"Just eat the worms obediently - Shit, it's okay to go to the lion's mouth to grab the meat," Sakata Gintoki was very angry. He grabbed the strawberry milk box and smashed it. The pink sweet and greasy liquid was scattered all over the floor. I stepped on the face of the guy who was presumptuous to me before, and looked down at him expressionlessly: "Keep your eyes wide open to see whose territory this is, you want to get your hands on my uncle's flowers too? Huh?"

I was so angry that I blushed and my heartbeat summoned a strawberry milk and threw it on him: "Flower sister! Although I like backing in, I don't want to [beep] hand in!!!"

"You can only [beep] hand it in now!"

"You clean them up first, and then you can die with me!"

Sakata Yinshi quickly packed up those hooligans and threw them out.And now the atmosphere between us is kind of weird.

Just now, a very sad thing happened to my grandfather, my grandfather was almost molested by some hooligans, but fortunately, Sakata Yinshi recovered in time, so I didn't have sex.

According to the normal development, shouldn't he hug me into his arms, pat me on the back gently and say something like "It's okay, I'm here", but why does he want to avoid my gaze?Why does it look like he hates me?

I feel like my young heart has been hurt.

I sat under the wall with my knees crossed, wearing Sakata Gintoki's kimono. Sakata Gintoki was sitting on a haystack not far from me. He lowered his head, and I couldn't see his expression clearly.I decided to break the atmosphere of awkward silence, so I cleared my throat and said, "Well, I said..."

"You pretend I didn't say anything just now!"

"..." I don't know why, but I felt another arrow stuck in my heart.I bit my lip to make my voice less trembling: "I mean, why don't we join the army sometime, system tasks, you know."

"Ayin doesn't like men, and you understand..." Sakata Yinshi didn't respond to me, but suddenly said this sentence without thinking, his voice sounded a little haggard: "What you said just now is not for men .”

I froze for a moment before I realized what he was talking about—it was about the phrase "my uncle's flower" that I said in a hurry... or something, although that sentence is quite ambiguous, chrysanthemums or something...

"Hey, long-winded!" I murmured softly, covering my inexplicably hot cheeks: "I know, why explain..."

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