[Comprehensive] The best assist

In order to suppress the personality in my body, Iris suggested that I find a way to consume the excess nen, so I kept nen on Sakata Gintoki's wooden knife, and then put him in a small pocket and hung him on the bedside, Sakata Gintoki It's like a firefly twinkling and shining brightly.

After that, life seems to have returned to calm. At first, I was worried that Kuroro would come to the door suddenly. After a long time, he still didn't show up, and I gradually felt relieved——Iris must have come forward to solve it.Then I started to focus on my child's life without distraction.In fact, the more important reason for me to have nothing to do is that Iris ran away, left me everything in the nursery, and ran away.

"Bah! Back then, I really shouldn't have sympathized with him. Few of the man's provocative words were true."

He spat hard on the ground, and then lifted Sakata Gintoki, who was still vomiting, out of the trash can: "Is there still something in your stomach? I thought you had already got rid of this bad habit, and you secretly became bigger and bigger." That guy went out to drink, and finally let him go, leaving behind a bunch of children, but the inheritance is half a cent, now we are not like a pregnant woman who was abandoned?!"

"Don't confuse Ah Yin with you. I promised myself when I was a primary school student that even if we broke up, I would be the one who dumped you!" Sakata Yinshi growled too loudly, and immediately covered his mouth, his voice came indistinctly. Come out: "Ouch... I drank too much yesterday, and now I feel so sick, I'm going to vomit again, please put me down... And you're not a good woman like Yuko, vomit!"

"Who is that, Yuko, I'm not the type to love sex in the North Country, but I want to be a good woman with two peaks in her name like Fujiko Mine. [Note]"

"Then you have to grow the peak first, and now it's just Hui Yuanai who hasn't taken the antidote."

"I'm taller than Haibara Ai, and it's pretty good for a 15-year-old girl to have a C!" Angrily, I grabbed my chest and shook Sakata Gintoki's collar vigorously: "What's your position?" Tucao me, why didn't Iris tell me when Iris said he was going to leave when he was drinking, what if the spider came to kill him, let me take care of the little trolls in the nursery - plus you drunkard, it's not for me Destiny, if I long for freedom too much, my second personality will break out of the cage and run out again!"

"Don't shake, don't shake! If you shake again, the stuff in Ah Yin's stomach bag will burst out of your throat before your second personality! Vomit, vomit——"

I stretched out my arms in disgust and hung Sakata Gintoki over the trash can, and stuffed him into a cup filled with warm water after the mosaic stopped flowing from his mouth: "Wash yourself clean!"

"Ayin, I'm so drunk that I'm still dizzy... so Dalihuang is trying to kill me." Sakata Yinshi hangs weakly on the rim of the cup and sighs melancholy: "Leave him alone, Crocodile Sess Just let him go, I can't even hate a man who says, 'I want the family home, but the world is my home'."

"It's Iris, please call someone by the right name before being handsome, and he said he was going to help his friends play games, so it's obviously not a proper job."

"Whether it's playing games or going to nightclubs, once a man makes up his mind to do something, he will rush over without looking back. It may look stupid to bystanders, but it is enough to fight to the end according to his own life creed. You have become your own hero. A man wants to wear white clothes until he dies! [Note]”

"Going to the nightclub is already dark, how can I not wash it clean, it doesn't look stupid, but in fact it is stupid enough for onlookers to cry. To put it bluntly, I feel good about living in my own world. It's too sad. gone."

I just want to respond with blank eyes to this kind of machismo speech. Isn’t the father of the protagonist in this world just saying that kind of thing and then running away decisively, which caused a series of crazy things? Maybe Iris is a hidden Small boss.

"Take off your clothes and put them next to the cup. After washing, wipe and eat quickly, but don't fall asleep in the cup." Autumn is deep and the weather is getting colder. I thought about it and took the teapot to Sakata Yinshi to take a bath in the cup I put some hot water in the pot, and then I put on an apron and went to the kitchen to cook porridge. Although I can directly transform into finished food, I still enjoy the cooking process.

"Hey, hey, one... The characters are confused, this rhythm is going to develop in the direction of my mother."

"It's so rude! What are you saying to a lady who is a young girl from soul to body! Believe it or not, I knead you with wheat flour and bake them into mince cookies, you bastard!" I leaned out from behind the curtain angrily Head turned to Sakata Gintoki and roared.I've felt strange since just now, why is it so easy for me to do these things now, I don't want to become a housewife so early!

"No! I can't let my brain boil before DQ11 comes out!"

"Really, all 10 have been turned into online games..."

"I don't admit it! That's not DQ10, it's just a more vivid CG!"

"How can there be such a long CG! By the way, you are too excited, it's just changing from a game console to a web page."

"What do you know, the fun brought by game consoles can never be given by the webpage! And most of them will become unscrupulous gold-eating games. For a die-hard fan like Ah Yin, even changing the nose of Mr. Brave is not enough. It’s the old DQ, I’m very nostalgic! I’ll definitely wait until 11 comes out! I’ll never abandon the game console!”

"In the final analysis, is it for showing off?! How poor is your dream? As a social person, what's the matter with showing off your game console like those campus OTAKUs? You just wait with them, idiot, maybe wait and wait Wait for 19 years."

"DQ will not be as ruthless and full of vitality as MM, I have always believed so, believe." [Note]

"Tch, whatever you want, anyway, I'm not a Nintendo fan either."

Sakata Yintoki threw the wet clothes out of the cup: "Yeah, you are strawberry pie... Al? Where did the cotton swab go? I can't rub my back."

I poured all the sugar into the pot and stirred it, then walked out with a cotton swab and raised eyebrows at him: "Didn't it say that a man only needs a piece of soap and a basin of water when he takes a bath? Just shake it like a dog."

"Didn't you say the last sentence!"

"Ulusai, turn around, raise your arms, raise your armpits a little higher! Yoshi... well put it down, stand still and watch out I'll poke soap in your mouth."

"Hey, don't touch my lower body, are you underestimating me? A man's lower body cannot be manipulated casually."

Sakata Yinshi grabbed the cotton on the cotton swab and tore it off, then pushed my hand away, washed it in water, dipped it in soap, and rubbed it seriously by himself.

"The devil wants to touch your dirty lower body..." It's better not to use me, who wants to give him a bath, or take the time to wash out the clothes he changed.

Before, I tried to make a small set of clothes for Sakata Gintoki. Unfortunately, my fingers used to the chainsaw alcohol blowtorch were no longer cold to the needlework, so I managed to sew a set of pajamas that are straight up and down and have no style at all. For temporary replacement.

Fortunately, his clothes are relatively small, and they are easy to dry in the sun. If it doesn't work, they can be baked on the gas.I tried to buy big clothes for Gintoki Sakata to wear and make them smaller, but unfortunately the clothes didn't work out. It seems that only his blue and white kimono has the ability to transform.

Next time let Iris go to Meteor Street to buy some sets of Barbie doll clothes and come back. Women's clothing mountains are also good.

"Why are you smiling so lewdly?" Sakata Gintoki looked at me with a grain of rice in his mouth and a black line on his face: "Why do I have to eat with mineral water bottle caps? What, this bitter feeling seems to be It's like being toasted with an ashtray."

"Because there are no matching bowls and chopsticks, if I hadn't been resourceful enough to use ear picks as tableware for you, you would still have to eat lying on the ground like Dingchun."

"Give me enough time, be careful I will kill you!"

Iris was probably cursed by me too many times for some kind of inspiration. After disappearing for three months, he reappeared with a stubble and stood in front of me laughing like nothing happened. It made me want to slap the pan on his face.

"Bina, come here quickly, let me introduce you." Iris didn't notice my murderous intent, stepped aside to reveal the person behind her: "This is Elena, I mentioned it to you before."

Elena... so she is Elena, the Elena that Iris said was heartbroken because of the loss of her child and established the Meteor Street Nursery? !What I came up with in my brain was the image of a housewife. Now I see her bright eyes, hot figure, and a pure face, girl, goddess! ! !This kind of beauty who looks like a man-wife temptation in an apron makes me feel ashamed. Hey!By the way, didn't Iris say that she is no longer here? With such a sad tone, I thought she was dead!

"Oh—this is Bina, she is really cute." The long-haired beauty smiled at me, so radiant that I couldn't open my eyes, I almost subconsciously took a step back.

"It's appeared! Fujiko Mine!" Sakata Gintoki shouted to me with his heart voice: "This old man is not simple, he actually knows such a beautiful girl! I thought he was like a great magician, but I didn't expect him to be lying in ambush. One Yixi next to me!"

"What one, Elena is Iris's apprentice, not the relationship... Hey! When did you crawl over!" My OS is not over yet, Sakata Gintoki is already rolling in the palm of others to show off his cuteness .

This - a - bastard -! !

"Ah, so cute, this is Sakata Gintoki."

"Aha, I didn't expect Miss Elena to have heard my name before. It's a pleasure to meet you, hahaha, I'm Saka... oops!"

I slapped Gintoki Sakata on the ground with a blank expression, and turned sideways to let Elena enter the room: "Miss Elena must be careful, there are many unknown bugs here that will be very annoying."

"Huh? But that one was obviously human just now..."

"That's right, because he doesn't have tentacles, don't worry about it, he's just a middle-aged worm who pulls out his tentacles and uses them as laser swords, because he has been in the human world for a long time and has also acquired the bad habit of being ungrateful. Tune-teach it well. I observed a batch a few days ago, and it seems to be one of them after a closer look. Some time ago, I have learned to form poop into balls one by one."

"You're talking about the dung beetle!" Sakata Gintoki was picked up by Iris and yelled at me with his veins bursting out: "What kind of cold and cold girl, you don't usually have that expression!"

"What kind of Peter Pan fairy are you pretending to be!"

"Yes, Ah Yin, I am that kind of cute elf, the elf who would stuff presents into the master's stocking late at night!"

"No, what we are talking about is not the same thing at all, I think you are Dobby with Peter Pan syndrome." I pulled Sakata Gintoki over and showed Elena with my hands on his eyelids: "Look Here, the eyelids are exactly the same as Dobby's, half-covered and listless dead fish-eyes."

"Dead fish eyes are born! It hurts! Let go, bastard!"

"Oh—Dobby was born too—"

"Who do you call a house-elf!"

"Puhaha..." A muffled laugh interrupted the pinch between me and Sakata Gintoki, Elena squinted her eyes and looked at us with a smile: "Sure enough, it's just like what Master said, it's really interesting, it's not like Meteor Street gone."

Iris carried Sakata Gintoki, who was pulling my cheek, to the table: "Stop messing with you two, Elena came back this time to announce something." He looked at me apologetically and continued: "Eleena She is the official leader here, and I was just taking care of it on her behalf at the time, and now she has taken over everything here. So, Bina, follow me out of Meteor Street."

I blinked at him suspiciously—huh?What do you mean, once the emperor and the courtiers, am I fired?