[Comprehensive] The best assist

"What? Iris, are you leaving Meteor Street too?"

"Of course, I'm responsible for sending you out."

Due to the current situation caused by the special historical background and environmental factors, few women in Meteor Street can successfully live to the age of conception. Even if they live to that age, most of the women here have lost the ability to conceive due to radiation and chemical pollution. So there are very few babies born on Meteor Street.When both the father and mother are from Meteor Street, this difficulty is even more serious. Even if a child is born, the possibility of the newborn being a deformed child is as high as 60.00%.

However, Elena successfully gave birth to a healthy baby. I heard that the father of the baby is also from Meteor Street.This is a very rare thing, but it seems that the grace of God has been given to her in this aspect, and it makes Elena extremely unfortunate in another aspect.

The child's father is a "typical" man on Meteor Street. Compared with the love between father and son and husband and wife, he cares more about "how to survive", so he left when the child was three months old--for those who did not read For them with limited abilities, it is already very difficult to live on Meteor Street, let alone raise their babies.

According to Meteor Street's understanding, the child's father's choice is normal, and Elena, who is obsessed with children, is more like a different kind.

"This is the difference between a man and a woman—" I stuck my chin and shook my head: "Even if I use the harsh conditions of Meteor Street as an excuse, I haven't abandoned my instincts as a male at all, and my instincts as a father- There is nothing at all.”

"That's right, every time I act recklessly with the fluke mentality of 'maybe it's okay', I obediently admit that I can't restrain myself [beep——][beep——] how difficult it is to conceive. Ah But it's hard to restrain like Miss Elena, if you sleep next to it, you won't be able to restrain yourself."

"Cough—bah! It's fine if you have a little bit of good looks, just let yourself be immersed in the narcissistic dream of being a flirtatious young man, and don't come out to harm the society. Those ugly and out-and-out visual kei, treat women with contempt and responsibility A heartless scum, it should be subjected to the most cruel humane destruction and then thrown into the crowd to ridicule for three days and three nights."

"Hey, where are you throwing up! Why are you looking at me like that? Can I understand that you are praising me for being handsome? Don't those sugar daddy women just post it because they have a little advantage?"

"You should thank me for remembering that you are a man. Just by looking at that curly hair, you can tell that you are the type to run away after chasing girls to get pregnant."

"Teme wants to be made into the same hairstyle as me, Ah Yin's waist strength as a man is enough for you to make the bottom into a natural curl together!"

我一拳揍在坂田银时脑袋上，把不断反抗的小豆丁按进沙发里：“那么，那个孩子现在在哪？按照你的说法，她应该超级爱小宝宝才对，应该化身带子狼才Right."

"Dead..." Iris' words made me and Sakata Gintoki both stop and look at him sideways. He seemed a little uncomfortable: "It wasn't an accidental death. He had pneumonia caused by a cold when he was five months old. Ailian Although Na will use some special means in exchange for food, medicines are quite expensive here. What's more, it was six years ago, and Elena was not able to protect the child at that time."

Iris said it cryptically, but he knew what the so-called special method he mentioned.The flesh-body trading for survival on Meteor Street is too common, so common that if you mention it, you will feel that it is an insult to humanity if you have any undignified thoughts.

"So there is this kindergarten." Sakata Gintoki sat on my lap and picked his nostrils, his voice softened.

"That's not true, haha... I don't want to see such a helpless situation happen again." Iris scratched her head proudly: "By the way, I went out this time and brought something good for you, I'll go get it. "

I looked at the back of Iris and sighed quietly: "That guy, you like her..."

"what?"

"Iris...it's nothing, I just think it's suspicious that he's rushing the two of us to leave Meteor Street." I rubbed my chin and muttered, "Speaking of which, Iris is also a man, even if she's 50 or [-] years old, she's still a man." , Do you want to send me away to do something strange?"

"What have you been doing since just now, what expression, worrying so much like someone else's girlfriend, you can't be liking him, what is that... ah, Electra plot?" Sakata Gintoki twitched the corners of his mouth: "I advise you to stop quickly. Compared with a little girl like you who has no ups and downs, she has such a beautiful apprentice, and the master-apprentice play will not take you."

"Who are you talking about, little girl!"

What's the matter with this guy, Sakata Gintoki? He has been praising Elena since just now. Well, I admit that she is very eye-catching. Men always have some unrealistic imaginings about beauties, but why? take me? !And my body is not the little girl he said, is it?Didn’t I say nothing before, but now I see me so displeased when I see a beauty? Men are all visually-oriented!Thinking of this, I couldn't help but feel angry, and I stood up abruptly and threw him to the floor.

"Wow!" Sakata Yinshi suddenly fell down, and hurriedly grabbed the half flannel cover hanging from the sofa.

"That... gift,"

Iris came in just at this moment, he was still standing at the door with his gleaming white teeth grinning, looking a bit at a loss, he hesitated for a while before walking to the sofa, sat down and pushed Sakata Gintoki and said in a low voice : "Hey, what happened to Bina?"

Sakata Gintoki was panting and sat on the sofa and glanced at my livid face: "I want to get breast enlargement when I get older..."

"you this--"

"Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, take a look at the new gift I gave you, help that guy play games. When I came back, I remembered that there were two young people at home, so I took one at his place," Iris stopped me from barking at Sakata Yin Shi's pounced on me and strangled me onto the sofa. He patted my head and Sakata Yinshi's at the same time: "Come and see, the game he made is not bad, and it hasn't been released on the market yet."

"I'm sorry, I'm from Sony. I don't like that kind of small company that just debuted." I tried my best to break free from Iris's restraint and pushed him onto the sofa, looking at it with a blank expression on my chin. Looking at the two people, there is a shadow in front of them: "And, men don't talk to me for a week."

"Hey, the pupils are dilated." Sakata Ginshi twitched the corners of his mouth and a few black lines fell from his forehead.

"Nintendo pie is also good, Sony pie sounds noble and glamorous, but there are many problems, ah, but in fact, uncle, I am a pragmatic pie—"

"Pain!!!!" Sakata Gintoki kicked Iris on the chin and knocked him to the ground.

I don't know why my mood fluctuates so much, and I'm so depressed that I want someone to beat me up, but that would seem self-willed... I sat on the roof and sighed quietly with my chin in my hand, and Iris's voice was faintly heard in the room howling.Elena's experience made me sympathize with her, but why would I leave here after she came back. What Iris meant was that Elena wanted to take over all the affairs here, and he didn't even intend to intervene. He also said that if I wanted to stay here, he could say hello to Elena.

I know you don't want to part with those brats, even if you always complain about their troubles.

When Iris said this, I didn't know how to refute him. In fact, he only knew half of it. I'm not a frivolous woman who can be under anyone's command. I only want to help him.His nostalgic gaze, his determined expression, and his warm smile all made me unable to resist approaching.

Besides Gintoki Sakata, Iris has also become a very important person to me.

But why did you abandon me in the end? Didn’t you agree to change the baby’s diaper together? Didn’t you agree to build the best nursery on Meteor Street? Didn’t you agree to lick the ice cream lid together every summer? cream? !Elena is the initiator here, her request should be complied with, but some things are still unacceptable emotionally even if they can be figured out rationally.

One or two, both are so ungrateful, and the guy Sakata Gintoki... can't move his legs when he sees a beauty, little bastard, hmph, anyway, he can only watch now.

Men are treacherous bastards, and so is Iris, and so is Sakata Gintoki.

"Miss, will it be extra beautiful to look at the stars under such a heavily polluted night sky?"

I am now engaged in a unilateral cold war against them, and moved aside when I heard Sakata Gintoki's voice.

"What's the matter, has the second personality appeared again? I don't think it's cute if the mouth is so high."

"Who wants you to think it's cute? Is that strong, brave, weak and loving Miss Elena awake? Is she still fainted? You should be fainted, otherwise you wouldn't be here." Once entering Meteor Street Let's just say that she fainted from being tired, and I wondered if she was from Meteor Street.

Sakata Gintoki was silent for a long time: "Could it be that you... are jealous? Do you want me to comfort you, do you want me to comfort you with a gentle tone? Or do you want me to draw a knife and swear to comfort you, puff——!"

He was taken under the roof by me.

After a while, Sakata Gintokiga flapped two small wings and flew up from below—oh, at least it can prove that the three-dimensional mobile device I made is quite effective.I squinted at him expressionlessly, and raised my hand high.

"Wait a minute!" Sakata Gintoki was buzzing in front of me while raising his hands in surrender: "Using this makes my legs hurt, let me land!"

"No, there is no land here that can land you and Elena's cleavage."

"If you say such things again, Ah Yin will really suspect that you are jealous!"

"If you want me to shoot you again, just say it——!!!!"

Sakata Gintoki cleverly grabbed my sleeve and climbed up his arm. After I sat on my shoulder, he sighed deeply: "If I get shot down again, I will be shattered."

I glanced at him and turned my gaze to the distance. The night on Meteor Street was extremely quiet, and there were no lights.Those blacks dyed my eyes the same color, making people involuntarily guess what is going on in the darkness now.

"Fire..."

"what?"

"It's like I'm the only one who persists like that."

I lay back flat on the roof, one or two stars bright enough to penetrate the thick smog were branded deep in my eyes.

"I didn't have the good intentions to fulfill the dream for someone. At that time, I decided to believe in Iris because...that smile made people want to get closer. No matter how horrible things are, how difficult the environment is, I have always insisted on it." However, in the current situation, he left us and gave up first..."

"I didn't give up." Sakata Yinshi was silent for a long time before opening his mouth. I turned my head to look at him, and the other person's face was sunk into his collar, making it difficult to see his expression: "From the moment he said he agreed to the promise with his friend, until now , I can feel that he has not wavered in the slightest, that guy must have figured out something—or, he has long planned to do so."

"Intend?"

Sakata Gintoki stretched out his small arm to press a small lock of hair on my forehead, I frowned in puzzlement, but I didn't reject his movement, the latter rubbed my head as if comforting: "Compared to here, you It's more suitable for the outside... That's how it feels. One day I will do this, Elena is just a kindling. And no matter where she is, she's already a companion, isn't she?"

"It's true... being a father and being a daughter are different things."