[Comprehensive] The best assist

"The big thing is bad!!!!!!"

The time is the quiet morning, and the place is Meteor Street.The character is me panicking in my pajamas.

Iris slept in the outer room, so I rushed in quickly, and I immediately rushed to grab his collar and shook him: "Help!!! Something is wrong, help!!!!"

"What's the matter, what's the matter?! What happened?! I'm going to strangle you to death if I let go!"

I pointed to Sakata Yinshi who was hanging on the beam and was tied into twisted twists and was still dangling with tears streaming down his face, unable to speak: "Hurry up, hurry up! Yinshi he... Yinshi him!"

"Wow, this look... calm down!"

Iris jumped on the beam and took off Sakata Gintoki. The latter was lying in his palm with a happy and painful expression on his face, rolling his eyes and drooling, which almost scared me to faint.

"Okay, okay, he's not dead yet. You guys, don't you know how to recite? You can climb up smoothly by putting the recitation on your feet. It's better not to have the ability that has been practiced for so long until it can't be used at a critical moment. .”

"I forgot for a while, woo woo woo..." I held Sakata Yinshi and rubbed it against my face in pain.

Sakata Gintoki was rescued. In fact, he was hung from the ceiling in an M shape by a few red threads. After a night, his legs became numb and he couldn't move. Iris soaked him in a bowl of hot water and he was alive and kicking.

"What to do, what to do..." I knelt on the edge of the table and covered my face and sobbed: "Master, you must save me, woo..."

"Wacha looks like the matter is really serious, you actually called me master!"

Since learning to read, Iris has always regarded himself as my master, but I never called him once.It's not that I don't want to admit it, after all, he is qualified enough to be my master, but... I'm not used to the sudden change of words.

"woo woo woo woo……"

"Okay, okay, don't cry, isn't he all right? Why are you crying now? Speaking of who made it, my circle is kept open to cover the entire room even when I'm sleeping. I did this kind of thing without my noticing." Iris's expression became serious again when she said this: "It seems to be a master."

"No, rather than being an expert, it's better to say that the matter is more serious..." Sakata Gintoki sighed deeply, making my heart almost rise to my throat, and the possibility of that terrible guess was a little more .

"Do you know the murderer?"

"Not only do they know each other, but they are also very familiar."

I bit my hand tremblingly: "I also know who the murderer is."

--"it's me."

--"is her."

"Puff——!!!!" Iris spat out a mouthful of water, her eyes wandered back and forth between me and Sakata Gintoki, and finally froze into a complicated expression: "I can't tell, you have such a hobby, this Is it the love between you, don't tell me. In fact, from the very beginning, I wanted to say, aren't you really a couple..."

"Who do you think is m, old man!" Sakata Gintoki threw Lake Toya in Iris's face: "Who would have such a wife of XXXXXXXXL size."

"I don't have a husband like you who even has XXXXXXXXS there! What can I use it for? Digging mud from nails?!"

"Tell me who is XXXXXXXXS, Ah Yin has a dragon ball (egg) that can summon the Dragon God, you want me to try to dig the mud between your legs now, do you want me to try to make your legs more muddy? , huh?! The holes all over my body will spray liquid, so I won’t be polite to you at all!”

I beat Gintoki Sakata on the head in grief and put him under the glass, covered my face with one hand and shook my head at Iris: "Mom, I thought it was just a dream, but it turned out to be real, I'm so tired now Ah mother."

"Who is your mother?"

This matter has to start from learning reading half a month ago. The method proposed by Iris is quite good. I was able to cover the reading on the wooden knife smoothly at first, but the reading will be lost in the process of Lake Toya becoming bigger. Scattered, the nian on the knife became uneven, so from the day when we learned to read, Sakata Gintoki and I have been practicing all day except for washing diapers and feeding milk powder, the control of nian, and the degree of tacit understanding - we complained Sometimes it's a tacit understanding.

Controlling the accuracy of thoughts is a physical effort. I am often tired and sweat profusely. Sakata Gintoki also often suffers from muscle aches. At night, he almost faints as soon as he touches the pillow.

The first time this happened was five days ago. I felt a cold wind blowing by my ears in a daze. In an unfamiliar place, surrounded by snow, I stood on a high roof and looked down at the abyss.My body suddenly jumped down from the roof of the building. I was so frightened that I wanted to scream, but I couldn't make a sound. I still remember the feeling of the snow-covered concrete floor rushing towards me.

I should have been smashed into meat sauce, but no, my body fell to the ground lightly, and a string of cute laughter came into my ears, which was from me.

No, it should be said, my body issued.

What, it's a dream, it's a little too real - that's what I thought at the time.

So this kind of clear dream has been happening every day since then, until today when Sakata Gintoki was tied up and hung on the beam of the house, I didn't feel that things were serious.Because last night I saw my body fiddle with Sakata Gin who was asleep, and kept waking him up, but the latter took a look and I pulled the pillow cover and turned over and went back to sleep.

And then I just... I just tied him up like that, hung it up...

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i was just a bystander.At that time, I thought "ah, it's just a dream, maybe subconsciously I want to play with Sakata Gintoki like this", so I let "her" do the action, but I didn't expect this to be true!

"What can I do..." I collapsed and knelt on the ground and cried loudly: "Is it too late to commit suicide now?"

"Seppuku! Seppuku! Do such a beastly thing to Ah Yin!" Sakata Yinshi put his small face on the inside of the glass and hit the glass hard, until his face was deformed: "Let me out now to help you! I am a samurai and I am very skilled in this area, it will not hurt at all!"

"It's not that, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"Who's happy! Well, let me out quickly, please! You don't need to cut seppuku, please forgive me. Really, this feels like being captured by aliens before preparing for body transformation, and my heart beats so fast that I can't stop! "Sakata Gintoki knelt down on the glass wall and wailed.

Iris sighed and took the glass away, letting Sakata Gintoki go.

I rushed over and hugged Iris' waist and wailed: "This body flew into the spider hole the night before yesterday!"

"Go to the Phantom Troupe? What did you do? But you can come back alive after going there, so you probably didn't do anything."

"I did it..." I closed my eyes in despair: "For some reason Kurolo was lying on the bed and couldn't move, so 'she' rushed over and punched him between his legs sixteen times a second with 63 bursts of left and right punches The attack was so fast that I could hardly see it clearly. Kuroro's legs quickly became wet, sticky and messy. 'She' happily took a photo of her. If I guessed right, the photo is on my phone inside."

As I said that, I took out my phone and showed it to them. The entire screen was filled with my arrogant face. Kuroro was lying on the bed behind "her" with a black face, and his life and death were unknown.

"The most important thing is that I don't know whether Kuroro pissed or ejaculated. The only thing I can recall now is the look he gave 'her' at the end. When I think of it, I want to go to the bathroom. There will be an unbelievable urge to urinate sweeping through my whole body, making me unable to stand up!"

Just after I finished speaking, the two men present subconsciously covered their thighs, their expressions distorted beyond words.It took a long time before Sakata Ginshi said with an ugly face: "... Hey, how much resentment do you have for him in your subconscious mind. You can still remember so many details. In fact, you were very happy watching it."

"I also thought about dissuading it! But no matter how loud I yelled 'she', I couldn't hear it. It was painful for me to be forced to look at a man's crotch all night! Let me watch that kind of thing, so I can't even Pure!" I cried.

"Calm down! Listen to me, they are the gangsters of the gangsters, and they might be caught by half-way sacks and forced to suck the little white powder, so let's pack up now, no, just go like this, get out of here immediately .”

"I'm going!" I grabbed Sakata Yinshi and put it on my shoulder and rushed out—I hope the spiders don't react so quickly, the merit points haven't recovered yet, and it's not enough for me to die once, but even if they recover, I still have to Run away quickly, if I fall into the hands of spiders, even if I have nine lives, it is not enough for them to play.

I rushed to the door and Iris was standing there with one hand on her hip, the other hand was blocking the door, her eyebrows twitched like a goat: "You two, stop playing tricks, I say... the point is completely wrong."

"Get out of the way, Iris!!! It's a matter of my life and death! If you delay my escape, we'll be friends! Friends!"

"Normal people should deal with the split personality first! What if 'she' ran to the spider again halfway, Ah Yin's state can't stop you! And..." Iris raised her eyebrows, Suddenly a bright smile appeared: "Is there anyone who can prove that you did it? If he comes to the door, he can deny it at all."

"Anyway, you said that 'she' flew into the spider, right? Can you fly like a piece of trash like you now?"

So it was my good-for-nothing who saved me this time... Size!Spiders are unreasonable, he will definitely come to me when the time comes.

"But I speculate that the guy in your so-called body should be very strong."

"What light is in your eyes, if you look at me like this again, I will poke you blind."

Iris clenched her fist and coughed twice: "Anyway, sit down first, let's discuss the solution. I have a hunch that after today you will make reborn progress."

Maybe it was because Iris' eyes were too determined, so I believed him. He knew that the guy would only appear when I was in a deep sleep, so he let me immediately lie on the bed and go to sleep. Got it.So Iris hit me unconscious.

Dry……

It was already dark when I woke up again, and I found that "I" was confronting the two of them, and Sakata Gintoki had also transformed into a normal size.It's weird, even if this guy is my subconscious mind, it shouldn't be an enemy of Sakata Gintoki and Iris.

"There's such a powerful qi." Iris smiled excitedly on her face, "Even Bina herself can't control such a strong chanting reaction."

"Who knows. I'm so pissed off..." Sakata Yinshi vomited blood to the side while holding his arm, his face was no longer very good: "It wasn't her who suddenly pouted just now, I knocked her down, spare me Really, the second personality actually showed incredible cute skills."

"Anyway, hurry up, her thoughts won't work on you, oh yes, be careful not to hurt Bina."

"Who cares about that!" Sakata Gintoki rushed over after finishing speaking: "Enough is enough, you, what is it about those weird-looking gangsters that attracts you to want to run over!"

Looking at the knife he was holding at me, I wanted to close my eyes in fear, but my feet automatically stepped back, dodging a blow from Sakata Gintoki, and my body was suddenly covered by a beam of golden light, and I couldn't move for a moment. And at this moment, Sakata Gintoki's second attack came immediately, and it was inevitable.

I suddenly looked up at Iris, who was stunned for a moment and scratched the back of his head in distress: "I'm sorry, I have to stop you. Ah bah, why did I feel like I was stared at by Bina for a moment."

Sakata Gintoki suddenly slowed down when he slashed at me, and the wooden knife hit me hard on the neck, causing me to cry out in pain, and the initiative in my body returned immediately.

"It hurts... what the hell are you doing?"

After Iris withdrew the beam of light, I sat on the ground weakly, the back of my neck must have been bruised!Being beaten by them in turn.

"Bina?"

"... What happened? Why do you have a bruised nose and a swollen face?"

"Just now you rushed towards the Phantom Troupe recklessly, and we stopped you. But I'm fine," Iris bared her teeth and showed two rows of big-toothed thumbs to Sakata Yin: "He was beaten badly by you .”

Looking at Sakata Yinshi's swollen face, I pressed my hand up with distress: "I will take responsibility."

"What are you responsible for, does it hurt me more!"

"So you made such a big noise and found something."

"Ah...although it's not very clear, but it's not for nothing." Iris stroked her chin: "Your thoughts are too much, it's a bit abnormal. Although you were hit by your thoughts many times just now, apart from the initial pain Feeling, my own thoughts have increased instead. I have a conjecture and I don’t know if it is correct, we will find out by doing a small experiment. Before you have been adding thoughts to people like Ah Yin who can’t use the ability of thoughts, you Now try it on me."

I covered Iris with thought power, and he also sent out a thought bomb at the same time. A small thought bomb suddenly swelled to the size of a fireball, and then flew out of the window with a whistling sound. The loud explosion sounded a crowd of babies crying.

"Sure enough..." Iris nodded gratifiedly and said, "Your ability is to amplify the attacks of others. The kind of personality you formed before is probably due to the expansion of the mind in your body to the extent that it is too inflated. You need to find a relief. method, otherwise the body will explode if it can’t bear it.”

"Oh—is it like a man needs to jerk off regularly? It's an amazing attribute, Strawberry."

"Here's a man who just needs to watch movies regularly to get relief. No, you just need to watch the cover of the DVD."

"That's not true, Ah Yin is not the kind of person who only looks at the outside, even the inside must be carefully read."

I twitched the corners of my mouth and turned my face to the side, how could I be better than Sakata Gintoki when speaking in a yellow accent: "So Kuroro suffered because unfortunately he became 'her''s vent-desire-tool..." Stop talking, Stop talking!Always feel bad about myself!

"Forget about the unhappy things." Sakata Gintoki patted my shoulder painfully.

How can I forget, there are still many unhappy things. I thought I wasted my [-] points and finally learned to read. I didn’t expect this to be the result. What is the increase? The sorcerer, the wingman when picking up girls!They are all characters that you can get rid of if you don’t want them, woo woo woo.Not only can I not protect myself this time, but I can't even use my mind ability on others. If I use mind to attack others, wouldn't that increase my attack on myself? !

Might as well not have!

"Then what was the purpose of my practice of praying to Lake Toya some time ago... I can't fight after practicing, the more I beat myself, the more injured I will be injured."

"Not necessarily, although it should be so in theory, but isn't there a conditional limit to the ability to activate, maybe it has an attack skill."

We had a fight with such a lucky idea, and the conclusion was that I was a good-for-nothing who could only be used in the rear.

"Don't be too frustrated. The ability of the transformation system is to change the nature of the mind. The inspiration comes from your pancake fruit that can be used to heal blood. Isn't it exactly the same attribute as your mind ability?"

"That's not what I want." I hate one-stop service!

Dip—the system prompts that the assist condition has been met.

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Achieve your sister!It's all nineteen chapters before I go to join Ulu Sai on the topic!