[Comprehensive] The best assist

In fact, Iris really wanted to be Sakata Gintoki's teacher. He, who has lived most of his life and is about to mature, obviously knows who has more potential.Yes, yes, compared to a good-for-nothing like me who would die eight times for opening his fine pores, Sakata Gintoki must be more powerful, he is the protagonist.

It's just that no matter how hard he tried, Sakata Gintoki always acted slack in his refusal to awaken, so that Iris angrily used "hair" on him forcefully.The result of the test was that Sakata Gintoki, who was injected with Nian ability, still didn't respond. It should be said that he couldn't even feel the existence of "Nian". Iris finally gave up.

"The two of you are really amazing. One can open the fine pores eight times before he succeeds, and the other looks very strong but doesn't have the talent to learn reading...or it doesn't respond to reading at all! You can't use reading to hurt and you can't open the fine pores." Iris hugged her head in pain: "What a lazy body, it doesn't even bother to respond to the attack."

I stood silently behind Iris and said quietly: "What, did you just try to hurt him with your thoughts? Are you looking for death?"

"...No, I just tried it."

"Who asked you to do such a dangerous experiment?! If it hurts so much, what should you do? How can you pay me?!" I grabbed Iris' ears on both sides and shook vigorously: "You can handle such a small Douding, you are still human ?!"

"It's going to fall! It's going to fall!" Iris covered her ears and screamed, "It's just using hair! At most, it hurts a little and won't cause any real damage!"

"That's for a rough-skinned and thick-skinned person like you! Hair removal stickers are super painful!"

"What does it have to do with hair removal stickers!"

Once it comes to Sakata Gintoki, I tend to be irritable, which cannot be changed by manpower, and I feel more and more like an old cat protecting cubs.

"Okay, I'll pay attention next time..." Iris rubbed her red ears and handed me a glass of water: "Test your gender first, and use your hair in front of this glass of water."

"Do you still need to test it? My leadership ability must be from the trait department."

"...Why do you only remember that kind of thing so clearly? What you remember is the most useless part."

"Girls remember the characters corresponding to the constellations very clearly."

Iris yelled at me unbearably: "Hurry up and use your hair!"

So I used hair, and the water became the smell of Laoganma.

"Changing type...the personality is capricious, likes to deceive people, and is a habit of deceiving others. I can get along well with the strengthening type with simple personality because the personalities complement each other, but the individualistic traits are my natural enemies!" I knelt in pain. On the ground: "My God, am I destined to only be friends with idiots?"

"Is this your point?! Reflect on your bad personality!" Iris smashed the water glass: "And even if you are good at memorizing constellations, you don't need to memorize them so clearly. You seem to have said a lot and I didn't say it. If you do, you won’t remember the serious content of what you said to me, okay?”

"God is still very good to you, I thought it would be an enhancement system," Sakata Gintoki stretched out a finger like a popping bean and said, "It's stupid to understand simply changing a simple word. Those who are change-type because they have opposite personalities and can complement each other, those with different mind abilities are operation-type because they love reasoning and go their own way, and the reinforcement-based actions can be called natural enemies."

"Why do you remember it so clearly?!"

"Who is stupid? I changed my mind. I am suitable for the transformation department. You must be a good-for-nothing department!"

"Ayin, I'm a healing bastard!" Sakata Yintoki was pinned on the stone to be tickled before he finished speaking. He was so arrogant before, but now he can only shake his arms and legs and struggle in my palm: "Hahahaha Hahahahahaha, don’t scratch me! You’re from the Wisdom Department! Ahaha!”

"Stop messing with you guys!" Iris clenched her fists and thumped the ground in grief and anger, and immediately thumped sand and stones: "I regret it so much, why did I promise to teach you to read, Dad would rather go out of Meteor Street to earn milk powder money bastard! I have decided, I must be right Be strict, no, strict!"

"You have to practice the four majors for me within today! Otherwise, I won't give you dinner!" He added as if thinking of something: "I can't even become a foodie myself!"

I stared at Iris silently for a long time, and did the tangling hair one by one. With his dumbfounded expression, I picked up Yinshi Sakata and walked to the dormitory: "Ah, it's been a busy day, let's go back and have some afternoon tea."

"By the way, the next step seems to be to develop some kind of ultimate move. What do you want? Kamehae Qigong Wave or Energy Wave, both seem to be good. I have wanted to be able to speak loudly when I was a child. Shout out, and the roar will frighten the enemy so that their mouths crooked and their eyes squint."

"Of course it's Kameha Qigong wave, you idiot. After practicing energy wave, you can only develop a terrific and arrogant character. In the end, you don't always follow other people's buttocks and strive for others' backs."

Sakata Gintoki sat on my shoulder and picked his nostrils leisurely: "'People who pursue dreams are more motivated than those who have dreams——' This kind of nonsense is used to encourage those boys who failed in the second stage of middle school. Struggling in this sad endless cycle of 'hard work—to be defeated—to work hard—to be defeated', no matter how hard you work, you will be beaten to pieces by Monkey King every time and end up smashing several buildings."

He pointed at me seriously: "Why, do you want to be such a loser?"

"Hey, how much do you look down on Vegeta! I like him so much!" I poked Gintoki Sakata on the head dissatisfied: "Isn't the character of both good and evil very attractive, seemingly cold but realistic? There is an unknown gentleness on the face, the boy is so cute and arrogant."

"Oh, dirty fireworks." [Note]

"Okay, let's decide it's Kamehae Qigong."

"What do you mean, you bastard! Ah Yin, what do you mean by immediately defecting to Monkey King as soon as I show my poss?!"

"It must be your illusion. It's just that you suddenly feel that you should learn the protagonist's nirvana. In fact, what I want to learn most is Sharingan. I have envied that for a long time."

"Where did you get the blindfold, take it off! Putting on the blindfold won't make Kakashi look like Captain Jack!"

"Speaking of which, where did Iris go?" When I turned around, I found that the uncle who was behind was still standing in the same place and looking out into the wind, building a pergola to look over, against the light of the setting sun, I always felt that his back was a bit sad: "Hey! Iris What are you doing, go back, do you want to run while looking at the sunset? Don’t do such embarrassing things, or we’ll have wasabi-flavored sushi for dinner.”

"Hey!!!!!! Ellis!!!!!!!!! Going back!!!!!! You dare to run towards the sunset, Ah Yin will definitely beat you to death, bastard, even if you want to Also hold back at least not doing that today!!!!!!!!!!!!”

"It's Iris... By the way, why are you calling him so energetically all of a sudden..." I twitched the corners of my mouth as I stared at Gin Sakata, who suddenly made a loud voice that didn't match my stature: "Wasabi-flavored sushi is so unpalatable." Well, I think it's pretty good."

"No, no, no... You can't eat good things every day. Tonight, just eat something like porridge mixed with sugar. Isn't it hard for you to conjure up such complicated food every day?"

"You have a conscience." I reached out and touched the top of his head and said cheerfully, "Don't be polite to me, I can still do this little thing."

At this time, Iris followed, covering her face with one hand and said with difficulty: "I just thought about life. Speaking of which, why do you suddenly seem to be enlightened at this time, and suddenly jump to develop special skills, master I'm a little overjoyed..."

Whoa, ignorant mortals, do you think my [-] points are for nothing?

"Really, did it take you half a month to practice the four majors?"

"Who said that! Why do you know what I'm thinking?!"

"Looks like I guessed right."

"I'm so tired, I feel really tired when I'm with you..." Iris covered her entire face.

"I'm so tired, I eat wasabi sushi every day and I feel so tired too..." Sakata Gintoki knelt on my shoulder and covered his face in the same position.

Dinner was wasabi tuna sushi, and at Gintoki Sakata's strong request, I prepared sugar for him.It's strange today, after dinner, Iris didn't rush to go out, but instead asked about the nirvana I mentioned.

In fact, I have seriously considered it. My physique is definitely incomparable to those of them who rely on the practice of awakening Nian ability, so I am thinking whether it is possible to attach Nen to Sakata Gintoki. Considering his personality, this Guys don't want to hide behind me when they encounter enemies, right? I learn Nian to have the ability to protect myself, so don't hold back at critical times.

Thanks to Iris, we know that Nen has no effect on him. Although this is the case, if Sakata Gintoki can use Nen ability, there will be a greater chance of winning in critical situations.

"So that's what you think..." Iris rubbed her chin and pondered for a moment, then suddenly raised her head to look at me: "You just don't want to practice peacefully, why do you have to drag others along?"

I turned my face away and whispered: "I'm a girl, it's cool to shout about Kamepai Qigong, but it's embarrassing when you think about it."

Iris twitched her eyebrows and slapped me on the head: "Be serious! And the Kamehae Qigong you mentioned is more like the ability of the release system!"

"However, I've never heard of such a saying. When the master is conscious, he uses his own words as a weapon for others..."

"Because you have learned to think of your ability as a treasure. At worst, you should be stricter in terms of restrictions, and you can always do it..." I held Sakata Yin with my two small arms and let him jump up and down on the table to digest Food - he didn't seem very happy about it.

"For example, he can only use it by himself, and he can't be five meters away from me when he uses it... That's it. Ah, by the way, take out your wooden knife and give it to me."

"It's better to teach me how to deal with so many long-winded things. Why can't you even have a nirvana? Why can't I? Ah Yin is destined to be the protagonist of that kind of old-fashioned comics."

"You don't want to learn anyway."

Gintoki Sakata reluctantly handed Lake Toya over, and I tried to use my hair on the wooden knife, wrapping my thoughts on it as evenly as possible.At the beginning, I couldn't accurately control the thoughts covered above, and it took a few tries before I managed to make the surroundings of Lake Toya emit a soft halo like moonlight.

Lake Toya is compatible with Gintoki Sakata. Only when he drinks strawberry milk and soaks Lake Toya in water can he become a normal size, which is an attribute of the clothes he wears. When Iris saw it for the first time, she exclaimed amazing, as if she had discovered a new world.I even think of him as the legendary "UMA hunter", focusing on discovering and investigating unidentified creatures.But it’s not a big deal when you think about it, humans are curious about new things, and no matter what kind of hunter he is, as long as it’s not harmful to us, it doesn’t matter, so I didn’t delve into it.

"Not bad, the control is quite precise. Ah Yin, try to make it bigger, and help her practice the precision of adjusting the power of thoughts. If the wooden knife becomes bigger, the thoughts covering it will not be broken. I want to cover it quickly with the same thickness." Iris sighed helplessly: "You don't like strength exercises, at least you must do well in this aspect, otherwise it is equivalent to nothing if you are too late to deal with the enemy."

Iris is worthy of being a psychic who even wants to give face to Kuroro, she grasped the key points and assigned me homework in an instant. Could this be the legendary-exquisite teacher!

I took the water glass he handed over and put it in front of Sakata Gintoki, hesitating a bit: "Do you want to try it?"

"It's not time to sleep anyway."

This kind of practice is not so much training me as it is training Sakata Gintoki - the muscles that keep getting bigger and smaller will be extremely sore.