[Comprehensive] The best assist

Some people learn to read by talent, and some people learn to read by luck. I belong to the third category without talent or luck.Before I wanted to learn the ability to read, it was not a decision made on a whim. I am not sure whether Sakata Gintoki can learn to read, but the body I occupy is the original resident of Hunter World. The body structure should not be due to the soul. change with change.

perhaps.

The wind started to blow in early autumn, and there were only me, Iris, and Sakata Gintoki 2.1 people on the empty playground.I stood in front of Iris solemnly, and he stood opposite me with the same expression, looking at each other for a long time, I suddenly squatted down with my legs apart, took a steady step, and then shouted at him: "Come on! Get through to me." Let's take charge of the Second Vein!"

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Iris covered her face with difficulty: "It's not like that, you misunderstood."

Misunderstood what, before we want to become a master in Diaosi in our hometown, we must first get through the two veins of Ren and Du, such as the taboo master, the bamboo master... In short, martial arts masters are like this, the ability to read is also a superpower, and so is internal strength Superpowers, everyone has superpowers to take care of each other.

"Listen well, I'm going to explain something very important to you next, Ah Yin, you should follow suit." Iris sighed helplessly: "To be honest, I'd rather teach you."

"What do I mean by you!"

"Nian ability is the ability to manipulate life energy. The life energy emitted from the body, that is, the qi in your body, the power to use this qi for attack or defense is called 'nian'." Iris ignored my roar and continued. Go on: "There are two ways to learn this ability. The first is to spend time practicing, and the second is to accept the hair of the person with the ability to force the ability to learn this ability. The so-called hair... blablabla."

After he finished explaining what Nian is, and the four major banks that Nian is affiliated with are still commercial banks, I am already a mosquito-repellent eye—I thought that it would be enough to get through the two veins of Ren and Du. Why do I feel that learning Nian is more difficult than learning advanced mathematics.When I turned my head to look at Sakata Yin, he was quite calm, crossing his legs and holding a leaf to fan his face, with a relaxed expression on his face.

"It seems that you can listen quite well, have you learned everything?"

"Ah? What are you talking about? Didn't you come to learn it?" Sakata Gintoki yawned lazily and lay flat on the stone, frowned and squinted at me. The way he didn't listen for granted made me want to He knelt down and beat the table.

"What kind of protagonist are you, Iris is a great teacher, he looks so awesome! Can't you study hard, I don't know that it is super difficult to find a teacher who is willing to teach Chanting wholeheartedly in this cruel world One thing?! Shouting 'Got it' like Jay, bastard!"

"Then you go to be the protagonist! Why do you want Ah Yin to do it!"

"Woo..." Because it would be embarrassing if I was the only one who couldn't understand.I bent forward in frustration.

"Well, it sounds like Bina understands it very well." Iris immediately puffed up when she heard my roar, and came over and patted me on the shoulder affectionately: "You understand everything, right? Your comprehension is quite high."

"Underestimate me, bald man! If you want to talk, talk about something practical, who wants to listen to these messy theoretical knowledge! It's too long and I didn't listen to more than half of it!"

"Then you didn't understand either?!" Iris growled at me.

"That's not true. There is a big difference between not understanding and not listening. I am a pragmatic woman. Don't try to fool me with those shortcuts or tricks. I have decided to practice like Kintaro. Take me to Wrestling with a bear in the mountains, you bastard."

"I've never heard of that kind of training method!" Iris frowned with a headache: "Forget it, anyway, you still have to open the fine pores first, and it takes too long to open the chanting by practicing. But let me say it first, Opening the seminal opening is very dangerous, and if you don’t control it well, you will die.”

Iris stared at me seriously: "So, do you still have the guts to accept my 'hair' now?"

"..." No, I'm really afraid of death.I covered my face and checked the merit points, then closed my eyes and died generously: "Come on! There's no reason to give up now!"

This is the first time I have come into contact with Iris's thoughts. It is very warm. He seems to be afraid that I will not be able to bear it. A ball of air from his fingertips rushes from his forehead into my body, and reaches the internal organs under the skin.I opened my eyes suddenly, and felt as if something in my body was pulled by the air injected by Iris, and it was about to move under the skin.

"Ahhhhhh! It seems that something is about to come out!" I hugged my arms and slowly knelt down on the ground, the air flow in my body became stronger and stronger, and I couldn't help grabbing the floor and screaming: "Yes! Will I be burst?! Will I be burst?! Wow, it hurts a hundred times more painful than putting a depilatory patch on my armpit and pulling all the armpit hair off!"

"Calm down! Calm down!" Iris knelt down and pressed my shoulders: "Take a deep breath! Relax, come and follow my breathing rhythm—haha—haha—"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha" I lay on the ground hugging my stomach and hahaha with him, the air in my body burst out suddenly, and the pores all over my body seemed to be punctured, and the air kept gushing out. I instantly flattened and rolled my eyes weakly: "It was born...Did I succeed?"

"No!!!!!! Hey! Don't look like you're done, keep going! Keep those breaths and let them linger on you!"

Iris held my hand and slapped my face hard, the pain made me want to get up and beat him.But there is no way to pump him. Now I am lying on the ground sadly, with no strength at all. I don’t know if it is blood or cell fluid. I can feel the rhythm of them moving away from me.

Is it a substantive morality? !Could it be that what was lost was my integrity? !Oh white, that kind of thing is hard to get again after losing it once... Thinking of this, I became anxious, struggled to hold Iris' hand and raised my head, his lips trembled, and he quickly put his ear close to me knowingly lips.

"I think……"

"You want to?! Don't think about it! Hurry up and hold on to your breath!" Iris shook my shoulders vigorously: "Oops, if you continue like this, you will die, Bina! Guide those breaths to wrap around you , don't fall asleep!"

I know, I must keep them, no matter whether it is Qi or integrity, I can't let them leave me again.

I nodded to him laboriously: "So, I want to eat a pancake fruit..." After saying this, I lay it back on the ground weakly—does this person understand? Things to replenish physical strength, otherwise it would be easy to burp!

"Now is not the time to eat!!!" This time when he growled and turned into Sakata Yin, his two little paws grabbed my face and pulled hard: "They said don't fool around with bad men! It will happen every now and then Life is in danger, Strawberry! Strawberry! Ichigo! Wake up, hey!"

"I feel like I'm a punctured plastic bag right now, and everything that is extremely important to a girl has flowed away through those small openings..."

I couldn't complain about his title anymore, and my vision began to blur. Sakata Gintoki's silver-white head was distorted and deformed in my sight. I weakly raised my hand and pointed above his head: "Ale? Grandma, I seem to see grandma standing You waved to me on the other side of the river, boatman, wait for me..."

"Hey, she has already seen the Santu River, hey——she still has to cross the river—hey——!" Sakata Gintoki grabbed my collar and slapped me in the face: "Wake up! Wake up! Come back with anger! Adolescent children are a little naughty. Whether they run away from home or declare independence, they are just impulsive! When they leave their mothers without knowing the heights, they will quickly understand the dangers of society! At this time, as long as they are magnanimous If you forgive them, they will become very docile and easy to coax, as long as you agree to get your ears pierced, they will come back obediently! Don’t give up on them! Nevergiveup!!!”

Then when I closed my eyes and tilted my head, I saw God.

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"..."

"Yo, it's the first time we've met like this." The whole body in front of him is translucent, and the handsome guy looked at me and twitched his lips: "But you're a bit useless, you shouldn't be in a normal plot. Did you learn to read and then get along well? Why did you belch? You are not lucky. The guy you met is a great read ability. How can you open a fine hole? What about hiccups? I have never seen anyone who is less useful than you, don't you feel ashamed when you say you have died several times in the past few days?"

I listened to his long-winded words with a wooden face, and tilted my head in doubt: "Who are you?"

"I am the system!!!"

"I don't know a system that looks like a young soldier. What's the matter with your uniform? Isn't that the absolute domain of the ascetic department? The world of the system is so dark and cold as a morgue Look! Don’t try to lie to me just because you think you’re handsome, why am I here? I’m not giving birth... Pooh, dildotomy. Who are you, kidnapper?”

"Do you think I want you to come back? You came back because you died in the world over there..." The handsome man in uniform leaned on the arm of the chair and held his forehead helplessly: "Forget it, I can't explain to you, I As long as you are praising me, you should go back quickly, it will be too late."

Then he waved his hand, and I "huh~" drifted away, and when I opened my eyes again, I saw the anxious face of Sakata Gintoki, and the reminder of the system deducting points in my mind——

"Beep—to repair the body, deduct a thousand points of merit."

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Damn, I really died again!

"It's moving! I just closed my breath just now." Sakata Gintoki pushed my eyes away with his small hands very uncomfortably, and poked his head over to stare at me: "Hey, are you conscious, do you still know me? ?"

"Hmm...Yinshi." I took him off his eyes and sat up propped up, and let out a deep breath: "It's really dangerous to read, did I succeed?"

I tried to clench my fist, and it was no different from usual, it was soft, and there was no feeling of "full of strength" in the legend at all.

Iris rubbed his chin and looked at me suspiciously: "It's strange, if you didn't die, it should be a success, but the energy in your body is gone, what's going on... it seems that the fine pores are closed again."

That is, I have seen God once, can I not close it?But that also means failure.

"Probably because I have a special constitution...try driving it again."

I silently calculated the remaining merit points——Yoxi, it's enough for me to die ten or eight times, safe for now!

So after Iris gave me eight sperm holes while terrified, I finally learned to wrap.Entanglement, it is to wrap the gas that keeps trying to escape me, I raised my hand and put it in front of me, watching the moonlight-like halo around my finger, I couldn't hold back two lines of tears just like that .

Iris patted me on the shoulder understandingly: "Although you are stupid, your perseverance is worthy of encouragement. Are you moved to cry because you have acquired the ability through your own efforts?"

Wasn't it moved, okay? No, it wasn't because I was stupidly crying, I just felt distressed!Eight thousand points, how many diapers do I have to wash to get it back.