[Comprehensive] The best assist

I knew Iris wouldn't let me go.

But he is getting too much, so I have been separating from him recently.

Besides "change the diaper!" and "the milk powder is gone!", the most common sentence Iris said to me was "go to the fringe to search for babies tomorrow", and he seems to have an unparalleled ability to search for more children There was even a period of time when the last words before going to bed every day were "go to the fringe to search for babies tomorrow".

There are very few children in Meteor Street, and it is common for them to return home empty-handed after a busy day.

Iris is sometimes very busy. She is busy outside the nursery and doesn’t know what to do, so she comes back late. I put the babies to sleep and I got into the bed with Yinshi late (not like this) , to hear the sound of him opening and closing the door.

No, I don't mind him waking me up, I just can't stand him insisting on saying goodnight to me every night and insisting that the last words of the day be "go search for babies in the fringe tomorrow".In fact, I don't care that he wakes me up every day when he comes back to say good night to me and tell me to search for the baby tomorrow. What I really care about is the way he wakes me up.

There are few rooms in the nursery. The sunny room is for babies. As a high-rise, Iris has her own room, and there are no other vacant rooms.So when Sakata Gintoki and I came, we had to squeeze a room with him.Fortunately, he can still remember that I am a woman, and draw a cloth curtain in the middle of the room as a barrier. Of course, Sakata Gintoki is sleeping with me. He only needs to punch two hard on the pillow to make a depression and he will be able to sleep safely. When the nest.

Small size is convenient.

At the very beginning, some people also questioned that I don’t need to sleep in Odori’s shop, but Iris blocked it with the reason that I am a milk powder businessman. He never exposed my ability from the beginning to the end, and Sakata Gintoki never used the image of Douding to show others , I think this is pretty good.

Closer to home.One night I was so exhausted that I didn't want to get up after touching the pillow, thinking that Iris would not hold the door for him if he had the key anyway.But I didn't sleep soundly. I still remembered that when Sakata Gin was sleeping on the pillow, don't turn over casually so as not to crush him into meat paste.At this moment, I suddenly felt as if there were two vague eyes glued to my face.

I turned over in a daze and continued to sleep.But the presence of those two lines of sight was so high that I had to gradually wake up.I closed my eyes and thought for a long time, and finally thought of the key point - this is Meteor Street, and then I broke out in a cold sweat.

What should I do at this time, continue to pretend to sleep!keep breathing!

……

……

No, I can't keep it up!

When I gritted my teeth and gently pushed Sakata Yin lying on my cheek, I silently held him in my hand, took a deep breath, 1,2,3, [-], [-]...turn back!When I turned around to face a big smiling face, I screamed and threw Gintoki Sakata towards him.

"Ohhhhhhh!!! Die, voyeur!" Sakata Gintoki flew out like a cannonball, and then kicked Iris in the face, who was thrown to the ground unexpectedly.

"Wow! Pain! Pain! It shouldn't be very painful for such a small person..." Iris covered her nose and rolled all over the ground, crying, "No, it still hurts!"

"Alice?! Bastard bald! You're wandering around in the middle of the night without sleep," Sakata Gintoki stomped on his face with his blue-veined bare feet: "Sleepwalking Wonderland? A naked wonderland of a sleepwalking girl?! Hmph! Humph! Haha!"

"Who is Alice, it's Iris, you bastard! Stop it! Don't step on it, my perfect nose! Why do you call others like a pervert!"

"Because you are like a pervert!"

I climbed out of the bed and hugged Gintoki Sakata, who was stepping vigorously, squinting down at Iris lying on the ground with a nosebleed, expressionless: "I misread you before, I thought you were just a slightly verbose bald man It's just uncle, you are still kind in heart, I didn't expect you to do such a thing. You also have nosebleeds on your face, it's really disgusting, you go away, be careful I'll call the police, it's a worthless thing."

"Bah!" Sakata Gintoki spit on Iris's face with a slumped face, while reaching out to block me: "Strawberry back up, stay away from him. I just said that a man like this creature, no matter how many years he has been eating, can't do it." Breaking away from the essence of a beast, not to mention that this guy wears samurai clothes and has the face of a pirate king. The style of painting is so inconsistent. This kind of unscrupulous man is not a good bird at first glance. I will move away tomorrow and cut off contact with him. .”

"Hey, let Strawberry beat you again, it sounds like Ichigo."

"Enough is enough for you two!" Iris wiped the drool off her face and got up from the ground: "What kind of eyes are you, Bina!!!! Why do you stay away from me calmly? Is it that I would like to have a pirate face?" Really, Uncle, my dream is to become a handsome guy like Nanye Jia[Note], reality and dream are full of cruel deviations, you bastards! When you grow up to Uncle’s age, you will fully understand my difficulties!"

"The fact is that you came here in the middle of the night and lifted the curtain of my bed and still peeped silently." I gave him a more disdainful glance and turned to close the curtain: "Dreams are full of pornography, which means that you are Hopeless."

"Hey, wait! Listen to my explanation! I'm here to say good night. Seeing you were fast asleep, I was hesitating whether to wake you up to say good night, but I was kicked. What's more wronged is me, okay?!"

"You are not wronged!"

Gintoki Sakata and I could drown Iris with the saliva that came out of our roars.

"Sick, this person must be suffering from a disease that would kill him normally!" Sakata Gintoki sat on the pillow and propped his head with one hand, moaning in pain: "Ahhhhhhhhhh, I, Yin, I transformed into two consecutively yesterday. Once, the muscles of the whole body were stretched to [-] times the size and then retracted, and then stretched to [-] times the size and then retracted. Up to now, the arms are still sore. Can I get up at twelve o'clock tomorrow, can I? !"

"...you didn't get up at twelve o'clock one day." I twitched the corner of my mouth and got under the quilt to close my eyes: "I just wanted to get up at twelve o'clock, those troublesome little devils, just tie them to the sink like hello Feed them milk like chickens, anyway, those creatures are eating all day long."

"You guys are too much, hello," Iris suddenly opened the bed curtain and poked her head in: "Don't forget to go to the edge to search for babies tomorrow, good night!"

"roll!!!"

Then I had a nightmare that night, the nightmare of being chased by Iris in a pink dress.Life is already very difficult, and the dream is full of Iris's hearty, thoughtful and fearful smiling face, I really can't bear it.

The separation proposal was naturally rejected by Iris, because there was no spare room, even if I said that Sakata Gintoki could sleep with my breasts, he said that he would not be able to find another room.The land is so tense, is this Meteor Street or the Imperial Capital?The child's father, it is really difficult to buy a house in the second ring road.

As the saying goes, there is no time in the mountains. Once people get busy, time passes quickly. Before I knew it, I had been in the nursery for two years.Originally, I thought that Sakata Gintoki would become a little more diligent in this kind of life. I was so naive. Unless I used violence, he almost never took the initiative to help me raise the children.Ah... Sometimes I really want to beat him up.

Hingis left the nursery a year ago after being kicked out by Iris.I actually don't understand his reason for doing this. Although according to the regulations, the nursery doesn't care about them after the fifth birthday, and my strange ability sometimes doesn't work, but generally speaking, the current supplies are still very sufficient. Why do you have to drive them away?

Hingis sneaked back five times in the first month, and each time he was more or less bruised. There was nothing I could do about it, except to pack him a big bag with tears in my eyes. can't do it.Although he always troubles me, but after all, I have taken him for so long, it is a lie to say that I have no feelings.

The last time he ran back was half a year ago. He was so badly injured that time that his entire forearm was folded back at a strange angle, and I almost didn't recognize him because of his bruised face.Hingis himself said that he did this to grab half a piece of dry bread from someone. He said that he made a mistake and miscalculated the strength of the opponent, which made it so miserable.

Hingis said it was his own fault.

While bandaging him, I listened to him talking about these things, and seeing the mature expression on Hingis' immature face, I couldn't tell what I felt, but my nose was so sore that I wanted to cry.At that time, I realized a little bit that God was too partial to me. Compared with them, at least I didn’t have to worry about food and drink.

Then Iris came. I had never seen his expression like that, his face was so dark that it was scary. The Iris I saw was smiling all the time, outrageously hearty.I don't know why he was so angry, he threw Hingis out of the window, then locked me in the room, sealed all the exits with Nian, and took Sakata Gintoki away at the same time.

From the window, I saw Iris carrying the little guy to the edge of Meteor Street. Since that time, Hingis has never come back. It has been half a year now, and I don’t know if he died outside. .

It’s just that I didn’t have time to get angry with him about this matter at the time, and I felt so cold that my whole body ached. For the first time, I felt a deep sense of fear—Sakata Gintoki was snatched away, and he didn’t have strawberry milk with him. The flying machine he made was thrown on the corner of the table and he didn't take it away. His current size can be crushed to death with a finger.

I couldn't cry, I squatted in the corner and called the system desperately. The latter said that it could only detect Yin Sakata and was alive, and there was no other way.I was dying of regret, why did I trust him so much? At the beginning, because of Sakata Gintoki's intuition, I let go of my guard against Iris and believed what he said, "Having such eyes will not be a bad person", so I was completely unsuspecting of him.

No matter how kind he is, he is from Meteor Street after all.

If Sakata Gintoki dies, I will die.

But I couldn't survive the death of Sakata Gintoki.

What to do? What to do? What to do……

When I was about to collapse, they finally came back, and Sakata Gintoki was safe and sound.I rushed over and crazily hugged Iris's arm and bit it. He had the power of thought to protect him. In the end, I couldn't tear off a piece of his flesh, but it hurt my cheek.The latter scratched his head helplessly, withdrew his thoughts and stretched out his arms in front of me again.

Sorry, I'm taking this a bit too far.

But I don't regret what I did today. This is Meteor Street, not an orphanage. You have to get used to cruelty.

I was too lazy to talk to him when I was holding Sakata Yin, and then I had a cold war with him for two months, no matter what he said to me, I treated him as air, and I would never allow Sakata Yin to appear in front of him alone in the form of ten centimeters.

Probably the muscles will be sore after the transformation, unless necessary, Sakata Gintoki usually moves in a reduced form.But that night he was exceptionally silent, lying on his side a little far away with his back facing me, and didn’t take the initiative to talk to me, just drank strawberry milk bottle after bottle, went to the toilet countless times, and almost all the stockpiled goods in the corner were wiped out. He drank it all up, and that guy didn't stop his behavior. I fell asleep in a daze, and woke up to see Sakata Gintoki lying on his back in a pile of strawberry milk boxes, drooling with his eyes closed——the body is still is normal size.

What, this guy, does he also think that my approach is wrong.I was a little annoyed and swept him into the trash together with the strawberry box.

"It's dawn...it stinks!"

Sakata Gintoki rubbed his eyes and got up from the garbage dump, raised his hand to greet me, as if nothing happened.I didn't know what the hell he was doing, so I pretended to have nothing to say hello to him.Fortunately, his abnormal behavior lasted only one night. After feeling the pain like tearing muscles all over his body, Sakata Gintoki screamed that he would not touch strawberry milk again for a month.

After a month and a half of cold war with Iris, the nursery ran out of milk powder, and I watched him circle around me with a complacent and cold face, still treating him like nothing.Then he seemed to be muttering something to Sakata Gintoki secretly, and the latter nodded wearily.

I still don't know what they're up to, but Gintoki Sakata started telling me bedtime stories.

What is "Eagle will push it off the cliff in order to make the kitten independent early", what is "Lion will let the lion eat grass in order to make the cub grow teeth earlier", what is "A man can tell nasty jokes when he is eighteen years old", What "Mr. Jianxiong has been living on his parents' pension and finally became a scumbag"... He said a lot in a mess, and he couldn't catch the theme at all.

"What exactly do you want to say?" I was a little displeased with Gintoki Sakata, covering my ears and turning my back to him.

"An eagle lives like an eagle, a lion lives like a lion, and Mr. Jianxiong lives like Mr. Jianxiong." After a long silence, he said, "There is no right or wrong."

Sakata Gintoki’s voice came over, and I couldn’t help pursing my lips—I knew it all, in fact, I knew from the very beginning, what Sakata Gintoki said was good, why did Iris treat Hingis like that—as he said Yes, this is Meteor Street.I later figured out his phrase "Get used to cruelty early", it is not just as simple as being cruel to others, but getting used to seeing other people's cruelty, and getting used to being cruel to yourself.

Meteor Street does not lack warmth, but it definitely does not sympathize with waste.I've seen this notion long ago in the spider's attitude towards me, and I just ignore it with utter disdain. Iris's method may be very rough, but he also used the simplest method to tell me a truth-to protect others, you must become stronger, and blindly escaping cannot solve the problem.

My self-esteem was severely shattered by Iris' bloody revelation of the truth I had been aware of for a long time.It started when Sakata Gintoki tried his best to protect me even when he became ten centimeters. It started when Hingis said that he deserved to be beaten if he couldn't grab it. It started when Iris mercilessly dug out my coward essence.

That kind of people around me are growing up, but I refuse to work hard, and this kind of shame is clearly placed in front of me-it is better to say that I am cowardly after I become angry with him.

I really hate this way of juvenile comics.

I really want to be a trash for the rest of my life.

But I can't again feel how it feels when Gintoki Sakata is in danger and there's nothing I can do about it.

I should also realize that this is not a game, but the real world, important people and important things, if I don't work hard, they will be destroyed.

"Although I don't know who Kenxiong-kun is, but...thank you." I still tried my best to go around such a big circle for my poor self-esteem, and the way of comforting others was also stupid.Depressedly, I wiped away the moisture from the corners of my eyes with the corner of the quilt, and let out a deep breath—could this be the legendary pillow wind, Iris is quite strategic.

"However, if he is willing to teach me how to read, I will consider continuing to provide him with milk powder."