[Comprehensive] The best assist

Sakata Gintoki has gradually become familiar with changing diapers, which is a good sign, and he will be able to do it all by himself in the future.

I'm making milk powder, and I think Sakata Gintoki can get acquainted with making milk powder together, so that he can even do this job together.What?It doesn't matter, because it's Sakata Gintoki, who is a master of everything, he is very flexible, and he can become a small expert with a little training.

"Smelly brats, everyone is like this, how many times a day do you have to pee? Men, from the moment they grow hair, they have to take responsibility for their lower half-body," said Sakata Gintoki after changing the diaper A little baby was picked up and held high, staring at him seriously: "Hey, do you hear me, don't expect your mother to change your diaper forever, bastard."

"It's a bit too early to talk about long hair. He only has lanugo. Besides, even a 25-year-old man can't be responsible for his lower body. Instead, his whole life is dominated by his lower body." .”

With a sullen face, I shook the milk that had been tested at the temperature a few times, and stuffed it into the mouth of the little baby held by Sakata Gintoki, and the little guy immediately started to eat happily.

These gluttons, as long as something is stuffed in their mouths, no matter if it is a pacifier, a bottle or a finger, they will immediately wrap it around and suck it up.Could this be the tradition of Meteor Street? Isn't this the law of survival of Meteor Street? Isn't it said that people in Meteor Street can tell whether someone is good or malicious from the beginning of the embryo? !

Sakata Gintoki leaned over to block my sight: "Hey? Wait, 25 years old, what, what do you mean, are you alluding to something, what do you mean by 25 years old? Ah Yin, I have never been in a hurry except when I am anxious. I didn't indulge my lower body to dominate my life!"

"Sure enough, you are a naive brat. At least you have to identify whether someone has stuffed a dirty water pipe into your mouth. Do you just eat it without hesitation? As a resident of Meteor Street, you must learn to distinguish the water in your mouth. What are you eating, bastard, the world of adults is quite dirty." I turned my head and looked out of the window sadly, and Sakata Gintoki continued to press his face closer.

"Hey, are you listening to me, listen to me, bastard!"

I frowned and pushed away Gintoki Sakata's face and shook my head with regret: "Don't think that you will always have milk powder, remote control cars, "JUMP" and me in your life! If you want to survive, just let me be independent, baby Too."

"JUMP? You just said JUMP again, haven't you considered JUMP's mood? My life motto is to have JUMP's company until 90 years old, and to maintain a youthful heart until 90 years old! "

"Understood." I lowered my head and frowned seriously at Hingis, who was holding my thigh, and the latter nodded towards me with his small face up.

"Yoxi, go to the toilet, today I will teach you the correct way to go to the toilet."

"Listen to me!!!"

I leaned against the toilet door with my arms folded and looked down at Hingis expressionlessly. The little guy poked his head out from behind the door, blinking his big blue eyes like cornflowers and blocking me from the toilet: "Uncle Silver said man You have to go to the toilet by yourself, and you can't ask a woman to help you."

Faced with such an innocent expression, I really have no resistance at all... No wonder, every time the little devil Hingis looks at me with such a innocent expression, nothing good happens.

In fact, the children on Meteor Street are more independent than the average peers. Those as old as Hingis can already help with some things, such as cleaning or weaving small food baskets, because no one is free to watch them all day long. The human world will be more cruel.

Here, idlers like Sakata Gintoki and I can be very busy with childcare every day.

So I am even more puzzled, why these precocious little devils can do such idiotic things - just like I don't understand Hingis' reason for insisting on standing up to shit.

"Did Uncle Yin say that men can't poop on their pants?" I forcefully opened the toilet door like a female hooligan breaking into the men's room, and looked down at Hingis expressionlessly: "Boy, it's time for you It's time to learn the correct shit posture. Now, take off your pants and sit on the toilet."

Hingis gave me a pitiful look, and sat down on the toilet under my supervision.

While waiting for Hingis to finish drawing, I had nothing to do and took out a magazine from the plastic bag containing the rolling paper. The title page was yellowed and curled. There's a hole in it, but since it's the premise of this toilet book, I'm not going to go into quality.

I opened the book.

Then I discovered that I couldn't read.

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Oh shit!What is this above!It's obviously not Japanese, right? Guihuafu? !

Shocked, I flipped through the magazine from beginning to end, and finally found a few English letters on the spine, which made me feel at ease—you must know that just for a moment, I even suspected that I had borrowed the brain cortex text recognition area of ​​my body was seriously injured.I rubbed my chin and thought, it seems... With this kind of setting, Yoshihiro Togashi specially created a font for the comics he created.

In other words, I am now illiterate.

"Bina, what's wrong with you?"

"No, it's nothing..." I let go of the hand covering my face, pushed away Hingis, who wanted to come to help me, and stood up while holding the door frame——I am very strong, even if one day I find out that I have spent more than 20 years of studying in vain I can still live strong, and I can't be looked down upon by little kids.

After maintaining a distorted expression for a long time, I suddenly remembered an important thing: "Have you wiped your butt, didn't you wipe your clothes, didn't you wipe your hands?!" He used that paw to help me just now!

"Well, no."

Hingis nodded obediently.

I sighed and flushed the toilet, took his soft little paws and went back to the bedroom, I was a little relieved by the continuous sound of the system adding points in my mind.

Sakata Gintoki was lying on the side of the crib, reading a comic book with a torn title page, and complaining that life without "JUMP" was hard while poking out his ears.The child next to him was sleeping soundly, clenched his fists and purred slightly from time to time, or was frightened by dreams that he might not even understand, slightly raised his little arms and struggled a few times—but the next second he would fell into a deep sleep.

I have always felt that Sakata Gintoki is not a person who will be controlled by others. He himself said that he only lives according to his own rules. Once he decides on a goal, he will do everything possible to achieve it—as long as it is worth doing. Things, even if they are said to be messy or impulsive, they will do it to the end.So at that time, he agreed to Iris's proposal to stay as a childcare worker, and he didn't just have a simple "doesn't matter" attitude.

"I made an appointment with someone to build a building for babies in this garbage mountain. There are spacious and beautiful rooms, warm and comfortable. Although she is no longer here, as a man, I still have You have to keep your promises."

When Iris said this, there was no obvious nostalgia on her face, but I could feel the warm eyes, full of vitality and hope. People who have seen those eyes probably cannot help being infected by him, Sakata Gintoki He was probably bewitched by those eyes, so he agreed to stay and work as a coolie. Iris's ideal is not lofty. According to Sakata Gintoki, as long as the ideal is worth realizing, whether it is close to reality or fantasy, it is worth messing with.

"...Although it's not good to bother you when you're in a nympho, but thinking about the changing trend of things in the future, after thinking about it for a long time, I decided to remind you now."

Mr. System always makes me want to put him in the trash recycle bin every time.

"I'm sorry, God just ran out of raw materials for "Nympho" when he made me, be careful and I'll sue you for slandering you bastard. Compared to that..." I frowned with some doubts: "Is your voice a bit too hearty? , when we met for the first time, I was so haggard. Did I absorb some energy?"

"Ah, that..." Mr. System suddenly fell silent for a while, and then muttered vaguely: "Because some newcomers are working hard recently, you should work harder. Your progress is a bit slow among your peers."

"Among peers? What are you talking about..."

"It's that one, that one... I came to you just to clarify this matter," suddenly there was a sound like flipping through papers in my mind: "Let me check... Ah, I found it, the most powerful one She’s a child who follows the otome strategy route, she’s really good at it, she’s slept with 72 target characters so far, and cleared five happy endings, it’s amazing.”

"...Leaving aside what you're talking about, just because there are only five happy endings with 72 people, it doesn't make sense at all. Is she actually just for sex? In fact, as long as she has sex, it's fine. "Why take the Otome strategy route, that has something to do with me.

"I'm not here to listen to your complaints. Don't make any more excuses. It's because you are incompetent. You look at others and then at you. Up to now, you are only using the excuse of running away to slide on your chest, so you can't come. Can you be more direct? Although you are not taking the otome route, you should be positive anyway, and I can't help you if you are left behind."

"No, I don't understand what you're saying at all."

Mr. System was silent for a long time and his tone became very helpless: "One day you will understand..."

"Hurry up and give me that kind of tone when enough is enough. Ah, right, you are here, and I suddenly realize that I don't know the words in this world. That merit value hasn't been quite a lot recently. Exchange some text conversion or something for me. It's a pity." Intellectuals are not used to being illiterate for so many years.”

"...Can't you work hard on your own?! Anyway, you still have a head to exchange for. Hey, things like reading and writing can be done by yourself!"

"If possible, get one for Sakata Gintoki by the way, otherwise it will be very troublesome." Sakata Gintoki doesn't seem to have such a setting of merit points, and it's super inconvenient to do things. I don't know how he offended the system Jun, there are many restrictions on him in various aspects.

"Listen to me carefully!!!"

"Who wants to listen to your nonsense about 72 people having sex and five HEs? I only care about my body, so hurry up and show me how my body is progressing."

Conveying such brain waves, I immediately felt a chill of malice—from the system, but it passed quickly, and then the huge test tube full of green liquid appeared in my mind just like before, in the darkness It emits a slight green fluorescence, and a face gradually emerges in the middle of the liquid—it should be said to be an incomplete face, it is just a thin face, the chin is still broken, and there is no brain.

"Is it just this kind of progress? It's too slow." Although I didn't expect to be able to get my head out immediately, I should feel relieved anyway, just such a thin layer of face floating in the liquid, let I'm so frustrated.Al?Or is it because my skin is too thick and I wasted too much energy when exchanging it?

"I finally found out what was wrong. Why didn't I even have a nose, just like Voldemort."

"The nose was just taken to exchange for your text conversion system."

"..."

Hingis suddenly broke free from my hand and ran away. When I came back to my senses, I had subconsciously cut off the connection with the system. When I looked up, I saw Sakata Gintoki looking at me with his head propped on one hand, "keep watching Why is Yin in a daze, suddenly found that the man in front of him is a good man, do you plan to cherish him from now on?"

"You, what are you talking about... I just accidentally fell on your face, it's because your face is too big!" I looked away uncomfortably, and hugged Hingis to his little bed, and sit down a little further away.

The room returned to tranquility, and I held my beating heart and dared not look at him blatantly again.It's strange... what does he mean by that, why does it feel like we've known each other for a long time—it's not that I "understand" the male god unilaterally, but the feeling that we are familiar with each other.

Sakata Gintoki might be sleepy, he lay on his side beside the crib and closed his eyes, the air in August was stagnant and hot, and the sun cast a silver halo on his body.There was a moment that made me feel that the years are quiet and good.