[Comprehensive] The best assist

"Krollo sold you to me."

Until many years later, I can still remember the day when we first met, Uncle Onepiece stood on the garbage mountain with his back to the sunset, showing two rows of big white teeth towards Sakata Yinshi and me.His words, together with the midsummer August wind, rushed into his heart along the cracks of his soul, burning his entire chest.

Now that he is no longer by our side, the anger and humiliation of that year have faded with time, and what is left is only a slight yearning for that person, with a little sour feeling.Today's sunset is the same as that day that year, the whole sky is red. Looking at the sunset, I can only feel mixed feelings, and I can't help opening my lips and sighing out—fuck—your second uncle, Kuroro.

"Speaking of which, can you stop setting others as tragic characters in your memories without authorization? Why do you say that I seem to be dead? It's only been three days! And you, a stinky girl, are also called in the memories. Uncle onepiece, I told you that my name is Iris!"

"Ah, is it? It's only been three days. It's as long as three lifetimes. Why can you hear my heart, why do you complain about me, why do I have to work so hard here, why are you bald, Don't just break into other people's memories, okay?"

"It's not bald, it's round!"

"'This isn't baldness, it's a bun shaved for wearing a helmet—' At least that's the way to say it. It's clearly a samurai outfit. If it's a samurai, give me a reason to use the samurai well."

Uncle onepiece twitched the corner of his mouth and raised his hand to beat me hard on the back of the head. I followed his movements and fell to the ground with a "baji" sound, not wanting to move anymore.

"What are you pretending to be dead, get up and work!"

"Obviously he is also pretending to be dead!" I angrily tore off the armor, and the sweat on my face immediately flowed down, and when I saw Sakata Yin who was leisurely drinking juice with his legs crossed, I became inexplicably angry: "I'm already about to bleed." It's a river, you bastard! She's a girl, girl! Isn't there a man here who can be an animal handler?"

"No armor of his size."

...... #Damn Sakata Yinshi, when it’s time to work, he doesn’t want to grow bigger, and completely abandons his self-esteem as a man, this guy.I simply took off the rubber gloves on my hands and ran to Sakata Yin and lay flat on my side, pretending that I was dead.

Three days ago, Iris chased me to the border area of ​​the West District. Before I raised it, the wooden knife of Sakata Gintoki shrank back little by little under my nose, and finally became the size of ten centimeters.This is really the malice of the universe, Kamisa, why did you abandon me at this time.

Iris laughed happily when she saw this scene: "Win without fighting, win without fighting! Lucky!"

He immediately denied my fighting power: "This man still has the strength to compete with me, but now he has become a small bug, completely non-threatening!" Iris walked in front of me and held my hand Shoulders, the expression on the face is restrained and the eyelashes are lowered. It looks scary: "Little girl, you are so small, but you can run very fast."

When I held Sakata Yin tremblingly, I was shrouded in his shadow, and the fear was suppressed like a mountain—this is the fear given by the real strong, even worse than spiders.Trembling, I tightened my grip on Sakata Gintoki, wrapped him with my sleeves, and suddenly covered my head with a generous big hand: "When you encounter danger or fear, don't close your eyes, look straight in front of you and shoot decisively." Straight punches are right."

I stared up at him, blinked, and punched Iris on the nose.

"Pfft! Good boxing skills..."

"Don't touch other people's heads casually!" I dodged his nosebleed with bursting veins, and took a few steps back vigilantly: "Didn't you just fight with Fei Tan, why did you chase me so fast, did you want to chase me so much? ?!"

Iris held her bleeding nose and smiled triumphantly: "Kurolo said, you are not important enough to them to be my enemy, those guys are still in a very difficult situation and need my help Do a little work."

What a great uncle this is, even Kuroro gave him face, and asked him to do a little favor? !Did I hear you right, didn't I wear my ears the right way today?

"Actually, you should have known that I would come to you, otherwise you wouldn't deliberately throw food everywhere in the West District."

"I'm just bored to do that."

"Those things you do will one day attract the attention of people who really need them. You already know that."

"No, I'm new here, who knows the rules on your side."

"Then you understand now? Doing outstanding things will always attract the attention of others. This rule applies in any world."

"And that person is me. I am the acting director of the Meteor Street Infant Nursery and Waste Disposal Center."

Iris said, little girl, I need your strength.

The setting sun was too bright at that moment, casting it from behind him made me a little bit blindfolded, I stared at his hearty smile that obviously didn't match that rough-lined face, and suddenly wanted to hit it.Meteor Street is a place, even if you only stay here for three days, it is enough to dye a person black, why?I have become indifferent, suspicious, and only thinking about how to survive. When will there be such a pure smile here?What a joke...just an uncle.

Hey, don't be in a daze, answer my question quickly.

……You think too much.

What, people came to you with good intentions!

No one asked you to do that kind of thing!

By the way, my name is Iris, what's your name.

Why did it go on like this? !Don't people in Meteor Street like to use this kind of ritual to confirm that the other party is their companion's companion? Why did you ask this question? I haven't agreed yet!And... what's my name?The spiders haven't asked me this question, they don't want to know, and it saves me the trouble of thinking.

Have you forgotten your name?Dazed again.

I was a little dazed looking at the hand that Iris stretched out, but I finally held it: "...Bina, my name is Bina."

In short, this body is not called Yaozi.

Then Iris asked Sakata Gintoki's name and brought us to this place.

According to my appraisal, in Iris's personality, the secondary attributes definitely account for the majority, and the rest are idiots.Who would want to open a nursery on Meteor Street? Even Mary Su would not do such a thankless thing.There is also garbage collection. Only those who have no ability to survive on Meteor Street will come out to do this kind of coolie as a last resort. A person with a strong mind like Iris will not take over this kind of troublesome work.

Meteor Street itself actually has a special place for raising babies, because all kinds of garbage are accepted, and occasionally babies are thrown over. If left unattended, these babies will undoubtedly die.There are two destinations for babies. Some are picked up by people who are interested and capable of raising them, and the other is picked up by the staff of the nursery.

The conditions in the nursery are very poor, there is only enough food for the babies, and they will be kicked out of the nursery when they are five years old, and then these children are left to fend for themselves.

Legend has it that Kuroro and Feitan also grew up here. They are famous now, and they are considered celebrities on Meteor Street. Many aunts who have changed Kuroro's diapers are proud of it.I didn’t need to inquire at all. I was dragged to show off for three hours on the first day I came here. Just the fact that Kuroro was still wetting the bed when he was three years old was told to me by five people taking turns as an anecdote.

After the shock, I got used to it.

In fact, most of the reasons why I agreed to work here have already been explained by Iris. He and I need each other. In three days, my merit points have increased to 100 points—enough to kill me twice in this world.Secondly, except when Iris is really overwhelmed, he generally doesn’t need me to do heavy work, and things like garbage collection don’t happen often, because a lot of garbage on Meteor Street is radioactive or heavily polluted, so it doesn’t matter if Iris wants to protect it. Ordinary people like me have to wear thick armor if they want to touch these things, and they can't guarantee [-]% safety, so he basically doesn't allow me to get close.

"Smelly girl, go change Hingis' diaper after you've had enough rest, and eat and die all day long." Iris stirred the steaming black mixture in the cauldron with an iron stick, and ordered me to work .

"Yin Shi-kun, go and change Hingis' diaper when you have enough rest, and eat and die all day long."

"Smelly old man, go change Hingis' diaper after work, eat and die all day long." Sakata Gintoki was lying on the ground with his eyes closed, not wanting to move at all, just like me.

Who wants to change Hingis' diaper, he's four years old, what's the matter with pulling it in his crotch every time, won't you teach him to use the toilet? !No future, I can't grow up to be Kuroro!He stopped pulling at the age of three!Especially since I appeared, the food here is much richer than before. Those little monsters eat all day long like spiders with slender limbs and round stomachs. They have to pull many times a day. I have to help change diapers every time. Is there any humanity left? !

Now I really hope that my ability has Harry's "clean as new" magic, or that I can send Hingis' shit into Kuroro's coat pocket with a wave of the stick in my hand, without dying Go, let me change his diaper and let me pick up the trash.

Iris was very angry with the two of us, so she raised her hand and threw the protective gear on my face: "Don't be naughty, go quickly! Get a few bags of milk powder by the way, and go with me to the fringe area tomorrow to search for babies."

"You fucking think I'm coming to A dream?!" I threw the flying protective gear and burst my veins at him violently. Out of a box of strawberry milk: "Yin-shi-jun! You have rested all morning, now do something serious, it's time to drink milk!!!!"

"Stop! Stop the cuffs! Haha, hahaha, don't tickle me! Hahahaha!" Sakata Gintoki lay down well and didn't know that disaster would come. After being caught off guard, he struggled in my palm, I shoved the straw hard into his mouth while he was laughing.

"Yoxi, drink it obediently!"

"It's stuck, it's stuck! The straw is too big and it's stuck! Hahahaha let go, you bastard can't stop laughing!"

When Sakata Gintoki grows bigger, unless he is soaked in water, his clothes will remain so small. He was stuck once during the experiment. Fortunately, I cleverly cut the clothes with scissors, otherwise Sakata would Yinshi's eggs were strangled.To prevent the above from happening again, I poured some strawberry milk on him and he was all wet.

"Next time, can you not be so simple and rude!" Sakata Gintoki slapped me on the head, holding the hem of the kimono and wringing out the water forcefully: "Ahh...wet again, every time I come out, I feel like Piccolo spit out It's like a egg, really, I can do it to such a cute and good man as Ah Yin, and the corner of his mouth will be burst! If this continues, I will have a sense of fear of strawberry milk, you bastard."

"The big devil Piccolo wouldn't spit out such a useless egg like you. Don't look at the flute like that, but in fact he is very popular. Not only has he perfectly inherited his father's magic gun, he has also corrected evil under the influence of Monkey King. It can be called the most perfect cleansing in history!"

"What do you know about Devil Boys? It's a betrayal of my father to be washed by the protagonist, and it's a betrayal of my father to kill Raditz with a magic weapon! Dad was beaten very hard by Monkey King, bastard! By the way, is your idol actually the second generation of the devil? Oh, it’s terrible, why are the girls nowadays all villains? Do they really want to become Namekians, bastards!”

"What do you know about him? Even though he is a villain, he has his own reasons...it hurts!!!" I blushed and snarled at Sakata Gintoki, and I was hit hard again by Iris at the place where Sakata Gintoki hit. Suddenly, the pain made me burst into tears: "What are you doing, Iris! Don't you know that your rubber punch hurts?!"

"No, they say he's not Luffy anymore."

Iris clenched his fists, his veins twitched, his face was frighteningly black, he opened his mouth wide and spit at me and Gintoki Sakata and snarled, "Get out and change Hingis' diaper!"

"Yes..." X2

Damn, let's teach Hingis how to go to the toilet and shit first.