[Comprehensive] The best assist

Sakata Gintoki vs Spider.

Who will win?

If I had considered the serious question of "Do you think the Phantom Troupe is just for nothing?! Do you think the power of thought is used for joking?!" a second before escaping, it would not have caused the current situation.The moment Sakata Gintoki led me to jump off the building, the little man appeared in front of us, followed by a man with a fan on his neck.

"Appeared!!!!!!" I put one arm around Sakata Ginshi's neck and pointed at Fei Tan and screamed: "Benjamin has appeared! Use your ultimate speed!"

"Who knows that kind of trick!" Sakata Gintoki threw me on the ground, making a posture of getting ready to run: "Get down and run by yourself!"

No no no no!How can I outrun the famous speeder in the spider!Even if I squat down right now and dip my french fries in chicken feces, it won't save me!

"Is this the so-called 'something that might happen'?" Fei Tan ignored me, just staring at Sakata Yinshi and spit out such a sentence gloomily.

Another man came out from behind Fei Tan, and laughed a few times: "I was also surprised when I saw it. Looking at the lady's reaction at the time, it seemed that I didn't know his existence. Could it be Nian Beast?" ? No... Nian Beast would not have such a flexible mind, it would be like a separate personality. What is it..."

They didn't ask me directly, but started guessing leisurely. This doesn't explain the problem of strength, it's just that they don't trust me.Ability is the bottom line of survival. As far as I know, even the members of the Phantom Brigade don’t know each other’s abilities. In a place like Meteor Street, no one would be stupid enough to ask others about their abilities. It would be a waste of time, because What is asked is not necessarily the truth.

I calm down with my beating heart—the information I just got from the conversation between the two of them is a bit too big, and it makes me feel a vague sense of fear.

They are indeed wondering about the identity of Sakata Gintoki. Judging from the meaning of their words, it seems that they have not given up on the pursuit of Sakata Gintoki's identity from the beginning. I am very concerned about the "so-called interesting things" that Feitan said. Could it be...Krollo planned this way in the first place, playing hard to get?However, is it necessary to take such trouble for a small person like me?

So for that I can attribute it to Kuroro's caution and curiosity?Or else...he's already planning to kill me.

The second point is that the man who is very similar to the blade [Note] from the clothes to the appearance mentioned the words "I was surprised when I saw it", what is the so-called "seeing"... a person with special abilities ?This is a world where the ability to read is omnipotent, so I can boldly infer that his ability to read can see every move of others—or hear it—sitting in the room.

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It's really the ability to make things easier for perverts.

Thinking of the fact that I just took a shower might be seen, I rushed up with anger, how could I be so perverted!Why are you so perverted! #

"What kind of eyes do you have?! How dare you look at me with such disrespectful eyes!"

The guy with the funnel around his neck was so despised by me that he rushed over violently waving his weapon. I wondered if this was a series that only fights, not talking about it. Such a long scythe greeted my old lady!I was so useless that I was petrified, and the next second the wooden knife blocked the opponent's sharp weapon, and I was pulled behind by Sakata Gintoki.

"Yo yo, swinging a knife at a girl, Neutra, your mother is crying for your embarrassing behavior in the Void Palace." Sakata Gintoki kicked the guy in the stomach, and the latter was like Like a hot air balloon that was punctured, it flew out in the opposite direction. I stared at this scene dumbfounded——wait, that guy is a telekinetic, right? He kicked him away so easily? !

"That's why you're even worse than Grimmjow even though you're a blade. No wonder the guy who takes pleasure in bullying is abandoned by the audience."

... Sure enough, you also think that he looks like that praying mantis.

"Bastard——! Who is Neutra! My uncle is the prince!" The guy who looked like Neutra climbed out of a pile of ruins, wanted to rush up but was afraid of Sakata Gintoki, and finally angrily looked at Fei Tan roared: "You are actually watching from the side, and you still don't want to kill that guy."

"Who are you ordering, pathetic fellow."

The short-legged spider didn't even give him a look: "The order given to me by the leader is only to keep an eye on these two people."

"Are they internal strife?" I, Doudou, was a little confused when I saw the development of the other side, and Sakata Gintoki was accustomed to picking his nose while watching the show, and then I remembered—it seems that similar things often happen It happened between the three people in Wanshiwu, this kind of unfolding without any sense of tension...

But the spiders should not be as arrogant as they are, but they really don’t care about it... Thinking about it carefully, there seems to be no such character as Neutra in the spiders, are they just cannon fodder?Neutra!Don't put it off, I already feel Feitan's substantial malice, so don't get close to him, I'm ashamed for you!

"Yo, it seems very lively, boys."

Just when we were at a stalemate, a muscular man suddenly fell from the sky and stood between us and the person on the other side of the spider in a fight: "Put down the weapons in your hands, fighting is a bad behavior."

Oh, what did this person say? He actually said that fighting is bad behavior on Meteor Street. People in Meteor Street often fight together, and their noses and faces are swollen and bloody.

But it would be great to have someone come over to stop Feitan and Sakata Gintoki from having a possible duel QwQ

"Iris? This is not your business."

"Well, but today's matter can't be ignored." The uncle with a one-piece style blocked Fei Tan's decisive blow with one hand, and pointed his thumb behind him: "I must take this girl away."

The scene was silent for two seconds, and I silently moved and hid behind Sakata Yinshi. The onepiece uncle looked like he had eyes on the back of his head. My thumb moved slowly with me until it accurately pointed to Sakata Yinshi, and then the two of us synchronized. As the earth moves back and forth, the uncle's thumb also moves back and forth.

When we moved to the corner, we only heard a crisp "click", and the uncle immediately covered his arms and rolled all over the floor: "Oh! Arm! My arm! It's twisted!"

Sakata Gintoki roared unbearably: "Will you twist it too? I thought you were Luffy with that confident expression! Are you really not Luffy?! Didn't you just catch the white blade with your bare hands! Arm twisted Don't force yourself to that extent! Is there something about her that attracts you? She's just a poor girl!"

"Give it a try if you can do it." Fei Tan was not affected by the atmosphere of the scene, and still maintained an elegant and serious aura like a male god. He flipped his hands and conjured up a black umbrella, and then fucked Uncle Onepiece stand up.

Sakata Yinshi and I didn't care when the uncle got up, and we tiptoed away from the spider hole as soon as they started fighting.

"Hmph! It's not that easy to run away."

"It's appeared! Baba! Ichigo, beat him!" I screamed, pointing at Neutra who was blocking the way, and pushed Sakata Gintoki out.

"Oh oh oh oh oh-oh! Swastika! Toya Tianchong!!!" Sakata Gintoki rushed out with such inertia, roaring a mess of liberation words, and stabbed Lake Toya into the person who didn't know how many times. No. Spider's Chrysanthemum.

"Lake Toya Lake Toya is still in his chrysanthemum!"

"It's too tight and I can't pull it out!" Sakata Yinshi slammed on the brakes and kicked his ass: "Release, let go, do you miss the feeling of it in your body so much, do you want it? Replace the silver with a mace and stuff it in for you, bastard!"

I hurried over to help kick that guy's ass, and shouted at Yintoki Sakata while kicking, "Did you let it rush into some strange hole! Is it a black hole? Is that what the hole in Lake Toya actually means? !"

"No, it's the cave of Lake Toya Immortal!"

Neutra, who calls himself prince, groaned and crawled under the combined fists and feet of me and Gintoki Sakata, and Lake Toya was clamped more and more tightly by him.I couldn't bear it anymore and kicked on [Muffled], which was squeezed under his body and exposed a section. He screamed and covered his lower body and rolled vigorously. Sakata Gintoki pulled out the bloody Toya Lake smoothly. I took the opportunity to grab his arm and run out—chance!If you miss this opportunity, you won't be able to run away. The uncle who fought with Feitan looks so awesome.

"Hey, you guy just kicked something terrible." Sakata Gintoki asked me while running and twitching the corner of his mouth: "Oops, it's absolutely terrible, and he will definitely be held grudges to death! Those people It looks super troublesome, man, if you can endure being kicked, but being kicked there is an unbelievable hatred, Ah Yin, I can already see the future of being hunted down every day!"

"No, no, you heard it wrong, maybe he put something like a small tomato in his trouser pocket, and I just accidentally stepped on it and exploded."

"No way! That's obviously not a tomato! Could it be, the front row..."

"It's not something in the front [beep——], how can a lady step on the front of a man [beep——]! Recall carefully that it is really a tomato, isn't your own wooden knife still stained with his tomato? juice?"

"A lady wouldn't say something like the front row [beep--], and it's obviously the front row [beep--]!" Sakata Gintoki used Lake Toya as a cue to blow away a large block blocking the way. Stone: "Don't try to falsify history, it's you who should quickly recall it!"

"Actually, my ideal is to create history, so I have to start by tampering with history."

"What kind of speech are you talking like the princes of other countries?!"

The complaint didn’t continue, I braked suddenly and hit Gintoki Sakata’s back, at that moment I could feel the changes in the tense muscles of his body, I poked my head out from behind him and saw the onepiece who stood in front of us and grinned at us Uncle, I finally couldn't help becoming manic - why? !Am I doing something wrong? !Has the world been destroyed? !Why did it seem like the entire Meteor Street was looking for me overnight? !Why do you pursue it so hard? !Fighting with spiders is not enough for you? !Is this the rhythm of wanting me? !Ahhh, there are so many stars in the sky tonight!