[Comprehensive] The best assist

Fortunately, I have the problem of "I can't make a sound when I'm frightened", what should I do if the spider finds me when I scream.In order to find Sakata Ginshi, Kuroro took off my clothes in public before, and after he appeared, he was even more curious. If I hadn't stopped him desperately, Sakata Gintoki would have been arrested and dissected. To be able to grow bigger, I think even if I try my best, I can't stop it.

I was petrified on the spot, dumbfounded, Sakata Gin was stripped down to only a pair of pants at this moment, lying on top of me in an ambiguous posture of a man on top of a woman.Although this body is not mine, I still have to feel the touch - the hands on the shoulders, the heat from the chest and abdomen, the skin that is pressed together, and even the intertwined legs under the water - everything is clear Every detail is revealed.

I lowered my gaze at the first glance, and I didn't dare to continue staring into his blood-red eyes, because I was afraid that if I continued, I would not be able to hold back and do something out of the ordinary.

It's just that this is even worse, the more I want to avoid it, the more scenery falls into my retina, even more profound than usual.The place where the clavicle meets the pectoral muscles forms a perfect T-shape. The muscles are neither overdeveloped nor too thin. It only gives people a feeling of strength. There is also a half-covered waist and a mermaid line extending underwater. printed in the eyes.

I desperately indulged my eyes to extend down the rolling water droplets on Gintoki Sakata's skin with clear texture, the muscle lines are so smooth that it seems fake, and the junction of the pants and the water surface... pants... never I've never seen such sexy pants!

In an instant, I thought a lot. My previous life was mediocre, and my future life was precarious. Only at this moment, time stood still. I was thinking, should I reach out and touch his waist right now—or his face.I will definitely do good deeds diligently, repay my parents and society, change my mind and start a new life. Thinking of this, my eyes are moist with happiness.

I suddenly wanted to recite poetry.

You stand on the bridge and watch the scenery, and the people who watch the scenery look at you upstairs. The bright moon decorates your window, and you decorate other people's dreams.

If there is such a dream, then it is definitely a dream.Sakata Gintoki was the one standing upstairs, because at the moment his gaze was glued to my chest.I suddenly felt that our behavior of visually eating each other's tofu was really insane.

So I grabbed the wrist held by Gintoki Sakata, and the sound of splashing water caused me to swallow hard.

"Are you flashing your waist?"

"Ah, it's just a shock."

Sakata Gintoki maintained a calm state of dead fish eyes, let go of my hand and slowly got up.

At that moment, I finally recalled the reservedness of being a young girl that I once abandoned, and the shame of being stared at* by a man.I covered my chest and retracted into the corner of the bathtub for a second, submerged my body in the bottom of the water and only stared at him with my eyes—oh what’s going on, didn’t I forget what morality is before the cleavage is fully developed? The boy who was still sliding on my chest a few days ago made me feel so red at this moment?Could it be because he has grown up, or is it because I am finally getting old?

"I'm shocked too, but can you stop saying you're shocked with a paralyzed expression?"

"Who would be the character of the half-demon brother?" Sakata Gintoki crawled out of the bathtub, the clothes on the sink were still as long as his index finger, and he finally gave up the method of wrapping his body with a towel because he looked very girly.

"..."

"..."

"I think you should turn around."

It's useless to look at him, a thick-skinned man will pretend that he doesn't understand what your eyes mean, but even if someone exposes it bluntly, Sakata Gintoki can still take the next step calmly.I guess the spider has taken some hotel to make a temporary base, it really has everything, everything in the bathroom.

"Did you suddenly wake up?"

"Don't say that others are like idiots who have just opened their minds." I took the bath towel handed over by Sakata Gintoki and wrapped myself tightly before walking out of the bathtub.This time I remembered to close the shower curtain.

Sakata Gintoki did not respond.

When I got dressed and came out, he was soaking his index-finger-length kimono and top in the tub.

"Hey, that's clothes, not cup noodles. Even if you soak it, it won't expand to thirty times its original size."

"It doesn't need to be thirty times the size, twenty times is enough. By the way, have you secretly given the antidote of APTX4869 to Ah Yin? No, no, no... The antidote won't even save the clothes, right? The clothes have also become bigger, exactly the same as before, wait a little longer, maybe the clothes will change back."

"Let's just give up...Wacha really got bigger!"

I stared dumbfounded at Yinshi Sakata, with a slumped face, fished out the clothes from the water and wrung them dry, then hung them on the rope of the shower curtain to dry.He has probably lost confidence in science, and the superficial calm must have concealed a deeper and deeper shock.

Could it be... Sakata Gintoki's current setting is the octopus raised by Prince Hata, who grows bigger when he encounters hot water.Fortunately, he clenched his fists and shouted at the sky after growing bigger, "I feel full of strength!"

I sat on the sofa with my arms folded solemnly, and directed Gintoki Sakata to carry the tall cabinet over to block the doorway, in case the spiders outside suddenly rose up and broke in—although the cabinet probably wouldn’t be able to stop them if they wanted to come in. Yes, but at least it can give us a buffer time.When I have never seen the real level of spiders, this is what I thought. When I saw them cutting cement with bare hands like cutting tofu, it seemed that the voice of the God of Tucao suddenly sounded in my head.

Living in the country, you must have never seen the sea, you must understand how much a brave man with no worldly experience is looked down upon, right?

Run, O sea.

The happy voice of the brave man drifted around on the golden beach dyed red by the setting sun, and his figure became farther and farther away.

"Things are not clueless, did you eat something before, or have you been in contact with something, and suddenly returned to normal for no reason." After throwing away those scenes that suddenly appeared like a revolving door, I stroked my forehead and asked Sakata Gintoki like this: "Still exposed to Two-dimensional hot water and soil, does the grounding air bring you back to your normal size?"

"Who knows, but I, Ah Yin, why did I have to move the cabinet for you just after I got back transformed."

"Why is your focus never on the same band as normal people, and you are always a sloppy piece of shit, since this morning when you recalled with me, everything you ate, drank, ate, and ate Come to think of it, by the way, don’t let go of mood swings and the like, such as a sudden [beep] impulse, you must know that the main character of a boy manga will suddenly erupt because of something like ‘sister’s encouragement’.”

"The impulsiveness that a man should have, Ah Yin, I haven't relaxed for half a second. What do you think of a young man, you stinky brat. Come on, give me strawberry milk!"

I slapped Gintoki Sakata on the shoulder at the speed of a sudden light on my head: "Strawberry milk!" Yes, that's the one, I remember that when Dingchun became huge, it was because of eating "red fruit" and "goat blood" Mixture of strawberry milk bars.

Sakata Gintoki suddenly came to his senses: "Oh——could it be that strawberry milk saved Ah Yin? Hahahaha! As expected of calcium-rich strawberry milk, you only need to supplement calcium. What troubles do you have if you have calcium?" It's all gone!"

Even if you don't have calcium, you don't have any troubles, idiots don't have any troubles!

But there is no way, I can’t find a reason to refute Gintoki Sakata for the time being, and maybe it’s really because of strawberry milk. As for why the clothes have become bigger together, it’s just an anime effect. In short, Dingchun has become an awakened Inugami At the same time, the meat balls also became bigger together.

"I said, what do you plan to do in the future? You won't be able to collect any merit points here. All you can gain is anger points."

I didn't expect Sakata Gintoki to ask "what's the plan in the future", but what he said is indeed reasonable, this is not a place where you can stay for a long time, don't talk about collecting merit points in the spider's nest, don't make any surprises Thank goodness for losing my remaining [-] merit points. I was originally a woman with [-] merit points!

"I haven't thought about this question... But, what you just said reminded me. Remember the few people in protective clothing and gas masks we met before, they looked like they were recycling garbage, otherwise we would have Go to... garbage collection?"

Environmental protection, environmental protection should be regarded as a good deed, probably.

"Or follow suit and get a hunter's certificate, level [-] or [-] certificate, etc... just live and learn." I didn't expect that one day I would break away from the rule of the celestial dynasty and come to a foreign country, and I would still have to pass the test.By the way, what is the hunter certificate, so it is convenient to do good deeds?Want to fight a giant frog?Do you want to fight the weird frog that yells "Run, sea" when he's hungry?Ah...what the hell is it.But in my impression, creatures that love the sea are kind creatures. Even if they are swallowed by giant frogs, only eyebrows and hair will be digested, and they will not lose their lives. I really can't get along in Meteor Street If so, let's test together.

"It doesn't matter whether it's recycling waste or fighting giant frogs. In short, Yin, I don't want to be neighbors with such dangerous guys. Hmph, the day I turn around, it's the end of the road for those bastards." Gintoki Sakata Watching Lake Toya walk to the window and push it open, the wind mixed with a strange smell suddenly blows in, he turned his head and looked at me expressionlessly: "Let's go, let's jump out of the window and escape now. "

Also too fast?By the way, why do you hear the os in my heart?What are you talking about at the end of the road? I thought this guy was going to fight the Phantom Troupe. Did he just run away?He ran away without hesitation!But if Sakata Gintoki is around, even if he runs away, he seems to have a lot more confidence.

"Wait for me to clean up."

I hurriedly packed up the prosthetic limbs that I spent an afternoon making and put them in my pocket. I don’t know how long the version 2.0 of Sakata Gintoki can last. What if it becomes smaller in a second? With this thing, it can fly a little farther when it encounters danger.

The floor of the spider's nest is quite high. My side is clearly on the second floor, but it's pitch black from the window. How do I climb down...

"...!"

I was suddenly wrapped in a hug full of warmth, and the moment my body flew into the air, I quickly covered my mouth to prevent myself from screaming out—this is such a lawless protagonist, let’s say hello before pulling him off the building!