[comprehensive] bald romance

Dior's ability is called the world, and it is a very remarkable stand-in ability. After all, it can suspend the time of the whole world, and it is definitely the best stand-in ability.

Unfortunately, the person he met was Saitama.

After the first failure, Dio uses the skill again.

"The world——" Dio had to shout every time before launching a skill, so Saitama could only hear Dio yelling the English words for the middle two, stroking her bald head.

In reality, Dior suspended the world time, and then launched an attack on Saitama, his head exploded into blood plasma, even the strongest among humans, it is impossible to survive, right?

So that in front of Saitama's eyes, Dio stroked his bald head with his big hand unceremoniously, and said while touching his mouth: "This is impossible! Do it again!"

"Let me tell you, my temper is not bad, but I can't tolerate you, you have been bald all the time! Are you addicted to touching?!"

Saitama slapped Dio's big hand off, and said righteously: "Madam, let's have a duel!"

Dio sneered, with a contemptuous expression, and said: "If you kill me, Keigo Atobe, who is far away in Japan, will also be affected and die. Do you really want to do something to me, Saitama-san?"

This is Dior's usual trick, and he likes to threaten the enemy with despicable means, so as to make the enemy's heart collapse.

"Ah... so?" Saitama understands incompetence, why can a guy who is about to die keep threatening others?Haven't you heard that villains die from talking too much?

"So, so you have to surrender to me, otherwise, Keigo Atobe, who is far away in Japan, will die young because of you." There is a bloodthirsty smile on the corner of Dior's mouth, that's it, the pain Now, tremble, and bow down at his feet!

Seeing Dio's wild smile, Saitama laughed with his mouth parted, put his hands on his hips, and scratched his bald head, not knowing why: "What does this have to do with me beating you?"

"What?! You woman, don't you care about the life and death of your relatives? Kill me, and Keigo Atobe will die! He will go to hell too, and he will go to hell with me!" Dio continued to threaten Saitama, this Idiot woman, is it because her IQ is too low to understand her threat?

No, it's impossible.

Dio has sharp eyes, staring closely at Saitama's oval eyes. These eyes, seemingly simple, have a rough style of painting, which is completely different from his exquisite appearance. He even saw the thick black line on Saitama's forehead. "Saitama, you are hesitating, you are afraid, right? Hehe, as long as you surrender to me..."

"Rorry has been talking non-stop since just now, condense it to less than [-] words, you bastard!" Saitama's arms bulged with veins, and his five fingers grabbed Dio's blond hair, shining blond hair Clenched in her hand, she tore it, and was torn apart by Saitama.

Saitama: "..huh?"

Dior: "..." His scalp felt a little cold.

Kujo Jotaro and his party came after hearing the news: "..."

"Ohmygod! Dior is a bald man! Bald man, there are two bald men!" Joseph exclaimed, covering his face, "Which one is Xiaoyu? They are all bald, I can't recognize them!"

"Is my body bald?! If there is another bald head, you can't recognize it? Bastard old man! You are deliberately complaining about my simple appearance, right?!" Saitama pinched his blond hair and turned to stare at Joe Cerf glanced.

In front of everyone, there was a handsome man in exaggerated clothes, his face was livid, and the top of his head was originally a thick blond hair, which was as dazzling and gorgeous as the sun, but now, it is also very eye-catching, but the attractive part has become, His fair but slightly reddish scalp.

It must be very painful, so much hair was torn off at once, Saitama thought secretly.

Mediterranean Dior looked at the hair in Saitama's hands, staring at Saitama with dark eyes like ghosts.

this woman!Asshole woman!residue!

"Wryyyyyyyyy! I'll kill you! Atobe Saitama ahhhhhhh!"

In Saitama's hands, there is a large lock of golden hair, the hair is silky and smooth, so beautiful that it can be used for shampoo commercials.

"That... Real Me Perfume... I, I didn't mean it, I posted it back for you." Saitama whistled guiltyly, trying to get away with it.

A large bunch of blond hair was rudely attached to Mediterranean's forehead. She just wanted to grab the man's head and beat him up like this. Who would have thought that his hair would be so vulnerable, and a big chunk of it would be taken off as soon as he grabbed it. Well, it could be that it has not been moistened by the sun for a long time, so it is so fragile.

"Pfft hahahaha——this is Dior?! Hahahaha I'm dying of laughter!!" Looking at the tall man in front of him with blond hair covered by Saitama, Polnareff held his stomach and laughed, "Hahaha Saitama Miss, hahaha, it's amazing!"

"Ahem, Saitama, that's enough." In order not to spoil the image, Kujo Jotaro chose to turn his face away and not look at the scene in front of him.

Joseph opened his eyes and said, "Oh, I recognized it. The one wearing the vest is Xiaoyu. Oh, they are all bald. It's hard to recognize at once."

Genos said calmly, "Teacher, do you need me to help you burn the garbage in your hands?"

Saitama: "..." If you burn these things, the other party will really be pissed off, right?

"Jotaro, tell the old man to shut up, I'm afraid I can't help but beat him to death." Really, I really want to do something to this old man.

"Woman, you've caught my attention. It's good. Next, it's the end of you bastards!" Dio threatened viciously. He used his own ability. Strength to compare the hardness of Saitama's head.

"Teacher, please be careful!" Genos wanted to run to Saitama's side to help Saitama resist Dio's attack, but Dio activated his skills very quickly.

Just as everyone was holding their breath and preparing to attack, the world time was suspended again.

This time, without hesitation, Dio took out the gun in his pants and crotch, and shot directly at Saitama's chest.

The ear-piercing sound sounded, and the world time resumed turning. Saitama lowered her head. She didn't understand why there was a big hole in her chest suddenly in her vest. In front of her eyes, the smile of the Mediterranean man froze on her face, and she couldn't speak for a long time.

Genos ran up to Saitama nervously, only to see a scorched black hole on Saitama's vest, and then became furious, "Perfume, is this your purpose? So you took a fancy to the teacher's beautiful face, Do you want to take Teacher as your own? You also tore this windbreaker, right? In order to see the beautiful body of Teacher, you will use all means and shamelessness!"

Dior: "..." This old man doesn't recite the pot!

"Hey, hey, Genos..." Saitama wanted to persuade him a few more words, but among other things, she actually tore the windbreaker accidentally.

"Teacher, you don't need to plead for this kind of scum, I know, how could the teacher deliberately tear off the windbreaker to expose the flesh and body?!" Genos firmly believed in Saitama's character.

Saitama: "Yeah! That's what that guy did! That's despicable Oh Maga Perfume."

For the first time, Dior fell into the situation of reshaping his outlook on life. However, Saitama didn't give him too much time to think. He only heard Saitama dig a hole and complained: "Perfume of me! You kid is going to use that despicable move again Take revenge on me? Look at the fist! Take a serious punch!"

With a bang, Dio was hammered to the ground by Saitama, and Joseph shouted, "Dio's body belongs to Joestar's ancestors, so don't break it!"

With a bang, Saitama removed Dio's head. On the bloody head, his eyes widened, and Dio's residual breath allowed him to continue to speak: "No—no! This is impossible!"

Joseph: "... Is the old man blind? This, this will solve Dio? Xiaoyu, put down the head in your hand!"

"Wait, I just heard this guy say that if he dies, Jingwu will die too! Yabai! I acted too fast!" Then Saitama remembered what Dior said, "What should I do?! Where is Dior's head ?”

Dio's head was thrown out by Saitama, and was kicked by Jotaro Kujo and his team as a ball, and was finally sucked into the hands of Genos.

"Teacher, here."

Dior. Bruised nose and swollen face.jpg, "Sai, Saitama...you, you are really...fufu...very strong!"

"Surprisingly, he can still talk?!"

"Yeah, this is Dior. He can continue to survive without Joestar's body, a terrible man." Joseph clicked his tongue in amazement, hugged Joestar's body preciously, and said to everyone: "Let's go back. Bar."

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The eldest lady of the Atobe family returned to Japan and brought back a legendary treasure in Egypt. It is said that this treasure is the head of an Egyptian pharaoh. Human language can predict the future.

However, the reality is—

"Dior, you have been taken away again. Good job, Nicholas II." Keigo Atobe brushed his hair, and took the head from Nicholas II's mouth calmly.

Nicholas II is a puppy raised by Keigo Atobe, and Nicholas I is a pet made into meat sauce by Saitama.

Dio was resentful, and every time he tried to escape, he would be caught. Did he have a conflict with the Atobu family? !

Keigo Atobe carefully picked up the head and walked towards the main house.

When Saitama returned home, he told everyone that this was the mascot that could cure Keigo Atobe from rabies. Unexpectedly, Keigo Atobe really returned to normal after a few days.

And because of the loss of Joestar's body, Dio can only survive with one head. He didn't die, but he couldn't cause any big waves.

"Hey, kid, do you want me to teach you the ability to stand in?" Dio suddenly called out, and stopped Keigo Atobe in the rose garden of Atobe's house.

"I'm not interested." Atobe Keigo said coolly, what kind of stand-in ability, little aunt said, feudal superstition is not a thing.

"Oh~ Aren't you curious about Saitama's special ability?"

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