[comprehensive] bald romance

"Wryyyyyyyy! Too weak, too weak, too weak! You useless humans! Let me, Dio, take care of you!"

When Dio flew to the gate, he happened to meet Saitama's clothes being torn...

How should I put it, although he is bald, but his figure is surprisingly good - from the heart of a dick who has read countless girls.

"Teacher, please put on my vest!" Genos immediately took off his thin vest. The temperature in Egypt is hot, and the robot itself can't feel any climate change, but it just changed its clothes to meet the current trend.

"Ganos, your vest is too big. And your engine oil is spraying all over the place, is it okay?" Saitama slipped off Genos's vest, feeling even more empty, the opponent's skills are quite professional, even the small The trousers and underwear were cut into pieces and dropped.

"It's okay, teacher, just suck it back later."

Genos held his nose, his plump and delicate face withered rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"It doesn't matter at all! Hurry up and suck it back, you're going to be a mummy!"

All the gentlemen present turned around in a gentlemanly manner. Joseph lamented, "Xiaoyu has grown up too. Is this old man really old?"

Kujo Jotaro: "Old man, stop talking nonsense."

Polnareff covered his face and expressed that he couldn't bear to look directly at it. The egg face with a devil figure is too exciting.

"Damn it! You villain, you really are a vicious person. You want to insult the teacher by letting the teacher expose his figure in public?! This trick is too despicable!" Genos clenched his fists, the teacher's vest was too tempting He had no choice but to turn around. Fortunately, Jotaro liked to wear a long trench coat of the improved version of school uniform no matter where he went, so that Saitama avoided polluting the eyes of these teenagers.

Dio: "...hahahaha! I can't take it anymore?! Vulnerable! Vulnerable! Vanilla Ace, next, don't let any one go, I, Dio, want all of you scum to die here I'm really, really high!"

Vanilla Ace, who was staying aside, was very moved. Lord Dior even blocked such dirty behavior for himself. It is his life's honor to follow Lord Dior in this life.

"Yes! Lord Dior, I won't let any of these people go... Ah——!"

Before Vanilla Ace finished speaking, Saitama, who was wearing a Kujo Jotaro windbreaker, jumped in front of him without anyone noticing. He punched Vanillaes in the stomach, and there was a puff. As a vampire, Vanillaes vomited blood, his whole body twitched, and he knelt on the ground with his stomach in his hands, unable to return for a long time god.

"It's so long-winded, I'm not interested in watching your master-servant play, Zhenwo Perfume, is it that you sent someone to catch the little nephew, and caused the little nephew to be infected with Egyptian rabies?" With the appearance of exploding, Saitama had a headache, and returned her silly little nephew!

"Master Dior...Master Dior... Take revenge for me, for me! Pfft!" Vanilla Ace uttered the classic lines, and rushed to the street.

"Wow, that's amazing! This is Miss Saitama's stand-in ability, staring at anyone to death! Jotaro, your friend is amazing!" Polnareff guessed with his only IQ that this was Saitama's stand-in ability.

"What the hell is the setting! It's not about staring at everyone!" Saitama's finger swept across Polnareff's surging chest muscles.

Forget it, she'd better deal with the real perfume obediently. As the saying goes, she has big breasts and no brains, so what does she care about with the big breasted brother.

"Saitama! Let me show you how powerful I am! You two trash from the Joestar family, you will stay in Egypt today and be buried in this land forever!" Just looking at each other head-on, Dio can feel When it comes to Saitama's strength, such a powerful woman doesn't have any traces of using her substitute ability on her body.

It wasn't a stand-in ability just now, but an ordinary punch.

Killed Vanilla Ace with one punch? !

Just kidding!

Why did this bastard human woman demolish his house? !

Dio yelled and raised his hands, the sun was shining outside, he couldn't run outside, so he yelled at Saitama: "Smelly bald man! Kill me, Atobe will die too, hahaha, my lord, absolutely No one will be spared!"

After all, Dio ran towards the house very despicably, as long as he led Saitama into the room, he would have a way to kill Saitama.

Any human being is no match for him. A mere human woman is just a bit stronger. Besides, she doesn't even have the ability to stand in. It's not a matter of minutes to clean up this kind of woman?

To some extent, Dior is indeed a very simple villain.

Saitama looked at the convulsive guy, and yelled nonsense like "Catch me" while running. If she chased him, wouldn't she be an idiot like this guy?

"It's inexplicably hot, I will never be recruited by this guy, Zhenwo Perfume!" Saitama squatted at the door, planning to demolish the entire villa with one punch.

Kujo Jotaro and others also came over, bypassing Vanilla Ace's body, looking at the dark picture inside, Kujo Jotaro analyzed: "This must be Dio's scheme, we must not follow go in."

"That's right, teacher, no matter how the other party insults you as a bald, bald, bald monster, you can't follow." Genos, who regained his beauty value after smoking, expressed deep concern.

"Hey, hey, Genos is obviously happier because you scold him!" Saitama said angrily, "Do I look like a tough guy? This kind of move looks like a trap, so I won't fall for it." .”

"Yeah, even I won't follow, Saitama... Eh?! Where's Saitama?!" Polnareff patted his huge chest muscles to confirm the ticket, but before he finished speaking, he saw Saitama's phantom floating, Disappeared in place.

"Dior...he dared to release the photo of the teacher Quan Guo! Despicable! Too despicable!" I saw the picture of Saitama being torn from clothes just now recorded on the wall of the lobby of the villa. Although Dior made a mosaic, the bright Bald, it looks like Saitama at first glance.

Genos was furious, and rushed in with a whoosh.

"Jotaro's friends are amazing, this kid's hair is standing on end, well, I can't just sit back and watch women be insulted, so I'm going to follow!" Polnareff said bluntly.

"I'll go too." Kujo Jotaro looked cold and calm, very calm, but only those who knew him knew that Kujo Jotaro was angry.Facing a friend being insulted by others, no one can calm down.

Joseph was even more annoyed: "I heard that Dior kissed Grandma Alina forcibly back then, little rascal, a dog can't change eating shit! This old man can't take it anymore!"

Elena is Joseph's grandma and Dio's first kiss. It's a long story at this time. Anyway, Dio is a supervillain who eats shit and can do anything bad.

Dio didn't know that his subordinates were cutting Saitama with his stand-in ability. He only thought that Saitama was a big change, and he liked to run wild in front of others.But it doesn't matter, there are a lot of black technology in the villa, and using technology to take pictures of Saitama's embarrassment will definitely bring Saitama into the door.

He is the strongest king!Die bald or something!

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Saitama looked at the picture on the wall of the hall, and was immediately embarrassed, his teeth were white, and there were many little guys behind him!

In order to avoid embarrassment, Saitama chose to rush in first, because he wanted to arrest people anyway.It wasn't because she was too angry that she accidentally got tricked.

"What a big house, hello! Real Me Perfume! Where are you?! If you are a man, you can come out to a duel openly. What kind of pure man is hiding?!"

Saitama called Dio's nickname in the huge corridor, but apart from the haha ​​sound coming from all directions, he couldn't even see a ghost.

While Saitama was looking for Dio, Dio, who was hiding in the dark room, quietly opened the trap in the villa.

Looking at the bewildered bald man on the monitor screen, Dio smirked, "No matter how powerful you are, you're still human. If you're human, you should be afraid of sharp weapons."

Accompanied by malicious words, Dior opened the mechanism. In the screen, what Saitama encountered was a series of ferocious crossbows. The black bows and arrows were covered with black poison, which was used to teach disobedient servants. punishment.

Although Dior himself is an old pedant, his villa was specially designed after being snatched. Any enemy who enters this villa will never leave alive!

"What?! All the arrows have failed?!

Do not!impossible! "

In the picture, dozens of arrows rushing toward us, when they met Saitama, they were like plastic toys, shattered into two halves, and fell into the corridor.The envisaged situation is that Saitama died here, or was poisoned and knelt down and begged himself to give the antidote.

Dior uses arrows made of materials sharper than diamonds, are they expensive? !Although he is rich, it doesn't mean he doesn't care about money!

However, the real situation is that Saitama, who was lost, was taken aback, and when he was thinking of avoiding, "Left, left, left, left, right?! Oh, don't care!"

So a bunch of arrows rushed towards him, Saitama thought that Chang Taro's windbreaker was made of thick material, so he simply took it off to block the arrows.

Unexpectedly, with a sound of tearing, Saitama accidentally tore Jotaro's windbreaker in two, and the arrow in front of him had no time to dodge, and hit Saitama's bald head with a bang.

"I thought it was something very powerful..." There was a scorching smell from the bald head, and a puff of black smoke came out. Fortunately, he was fine, it was just Jotaro's windbreaker...

Saitama silently glanced at the trench coat that was torn into pieces, and shouted shamelessly: "The despicable Mame Perfume actually tore Jotaro's trench coat to pieces! Villain! Garbage!"

That's right!When Jotaro asked, he said it was really my perfume!

Dio: "... Shameless! Despicable and shameless villain!"

He couldn't bear it anymore, if he didn't solve this guy, he would be pissed off!

Dio, the big villain, is actually very small-minded. When people say a few words about him, they will keep them in their hearts, thinking about when they will get revenge.

Because he is jealous that Saitama is a strong man, he wants to crush Saitama completely.

"Ha, Mama Perfume, you finally came out!" Saitama looked from the ceiling?Dio who jumped down had a dull smile on his face.

Sometimes making facial expressions is also a very painful thing, especially if the other party is Mr. Villain who I don't want to pay attention to at all.

"Saitama, let me show you, my uncle's stand-in ability—the world!"

The so-called world is to suspend the time of the whole world through the substitute ability. During the suspension time, Dior can move freely and kill the opponent.

Saying the name of Super Chu Er, Saitama let out an oh, and when she realized it, she saw Dio rushing to her at some point, and put her hand on her bald head.

Saitama: "...what are you doing?!"

The author has something to say:

Dior is so simple

When Jotaro went to Egypt to fight the boss

Dior obediently waited in Egypt

Didn't even think about sending someone to capture Jotaro's mother and grandmother, or sending a traitor to infiltrate Jotaro's internal affairs, or going to the United States to bankrupt the Joestar Group

He has none of them!

Maybe it's his confidence in his own strength...

but anal with jostars

It didn't end well at all...

It is said that the 50 chapters were originally expected to be finished.

I was watered a lot by myself

It will be close to the end of about 60 chapters

teacher is too strong

These enemies are like playing games

I cooked snail noodles in the office today

How could there be such a delicious thing in the world!

Because the author has a bad sense of smell

Almost no smell of sour bamboo shoots

I just feel delicious